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Kane Knight
03-17-2006, 09:33 PM
It needs to have a piratey name nowadays, so gimme some suggestions.
V
03-17-2006, 09:37 PM
Walking The Plank :shifty:
Lord-Of-Darkness
03-17-2006, 09:37 PM
:shifty: The swashbuckler
Kane Knight
03-17-2006, 09:38 PM
Wanking the punk?
Kane Knight
03-17-2006, 09:38 PM
Cannonball.
Kane Knight
03-17-2006, 09:38 PM
Shiver Me Timbres.
Lord-Of-Darkness
03-17-2006, 09:42 PM
I typed shiver me timbers 1st, but i thought it was a bit of a mouthfull. I like the idea of 'Cannonball' as it kind of relates to 'C4' in the way that they are both weaponry
Y3J
03-17-2006, 09:43 PM
Hit the deck.
CYCLOPTERSAURUS
03-17-2006, 09:44 PM
figure four leg lock
Kane Knight
03-17-2006, 09:45 PM
Now I've got the BReeders song Cannonball on the brain. And even worst, the name of the album it's off of, Last Splash, would sound pretty cool for it.

Just not piratey.
Y3J
03-17-2006, 09:45 PM
The Rock Bottom 360.
Xero
03-17-2006, 09:55 PM
Poopdeck Drop

:shifty:
Xero
03-17-2006, 09:55 PM
I got it! "The Hook"!

Now all we need to do is cut off one of his arms. :shifty:
Dorkchop
03-17-2006, 11:53 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Jaton
03-18-2006, 12:03 AM
Canonball hotwired.
Champion of Europa
03-18-2006, 12:14 AM
As I've posted before: The Head and ARGGGHMMM Suplex.
Skippord
03-18-2006, 12:22 AM
The Sparrow
Innovator
03-18-2006, 12:39 AM
The SpaAAARRRRRGGGGGGow
Funky Fly
03-18-2006, 12:40 AM
The Cannonball was Jean Pierre Lafitte's (aka Carl Oulette) finisher.
Kane Knight
03-18-2006, 01:55 AM
The Cannonball was Jean Pierre Lafitte's (aka Carl Oulette) finisher.

Thankfully, WWE doesn't really give a shit if they use a name that's been used before.
What Would Kevin Do?
03-18-2006, 02:09 AM
Piracy.....:shifty:
darkpower
03-18-2006, 02:31 AM
figure four leg lock

Well, we just gave the name for Jim Ross to call it whenever HE sees that move done.
D Mac
03-18-2006, 02:34 AM
Davey Jones Locker.
Corkscrewed
03-18-2006, 02:40 AM
^ Not bad.. if it was a submission move. ;)

Ya know... C4 could work if they say "C" stands for "Cannonball" or "Cannon."

They'll prolly go with something like the CANNONSAULT or the BUCCANEER BACKFLIP
Mr. Nerfect
03-18-2006, 03:04 AM
I think they'll just make it "Walk the Plank". Sort of reminds me of that movie "Walk The Line". They'll probably have him reveal a blood-tie to Johnny Cash as well.

I like Cannonball, but it is kinda the name of an already existent move. I think they should just keep it "The C4". Just because he's a pirate, doesn't mean all his moves need pirate names. They could also explain that he is yet to explore only four of the Seven Seas.

Maybe "The Cutlass"? I expect them to come up with something like "Scurvy Suplex", though.
D Mac
03-18-2006, 03:05 AM
figure four leg lock

Davey Jones Figure Four Leg Locker. :shifty:
Kane Knight
03-18-2006, 03:13 AM
Well, we just gave the name for Jim Ross to call it whenever HE sees that move done.

So we should expect the use of the word "modified" in the name?
Schoenauer
03-18-2006, 05:33 AM
Cannon Ball is the only one that could possibly make sense for it.
D Mac
03-18-2006, 05:36 AM
Black Pearl Bomb

or

Black Pearl Plunge
hb2k
03-18-2006, 08:57 AM
The Pearl Necklace
CharismaInjection
03-18-2006, 10:04 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Burchill

Wikipedia seems to think it's called The Plank though I've not heared any mention of that name on Smackdown.

I'm still hoping for Shiver me timbres ....
hb2k
03-18-2006, 10:26 AM
No way man...

"Birchill just gave Booker a Pearl Necklace"...that's money

:shifty:
Kane Knight
03-18-2006, 11:21 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Burchill

Wikipedia seems to think it's called The Plank though I've not heared any mention of that name on Smackdown.

I'm still hoping for Shiver me timbres ....

Wikipedia is edited by the mentally retarded more than it is edited by anyone with any real, factual knowledge.

A brief example:

The Stargate SG-1 page contains many errors, I'm sure, which some anal nerd could tell you about. However, some of the glaring ones are when they claim that one of the characters invented someting--AND IT'S STANDARD MILITARY EQUIPMENT! You don't need to be, like, a Trekkie, or a knowledgable person, or even a fan of the show to know that Sam Carter didn't invent the UAV.

Last night's Smackdown had Tazz saying he DIDN'T know the name, and vowed to go find it out. So clearly, the name the plank didn't come from an onscreen source. Doesn't mean it's wrong, but it makes you wonder where they got the info, and if WWE is really that unimaginative.

Well, not so much wonder as confirm...
hb2k
03-18-2006, 11:46 AM
WWE.com says it's unnamed.

I may write in with "The Pearl Necklace", and hope I hear it on TV
Gertner
03-18-2006, 12:30 PM
black jack schalak and the 6 pack attack
Stickman
03-18-2006, 01:54 PM
What kind of finishing move is it? (I don't watch that shit called smackdown)
redoneja
03-18-2006, 02:01 PM
Its the C4(backflip uranage)
Xero
03-18-2006, 03:52 PM
Its the C4(backflip uranage)
That's it's original name. It doesn't mean the WWE will call it by that. They haven't called it anything but "WOW WHAT A MOVE!" so far.
Y3J
03-18-2006, 04:11 PM
Wrist lock.
Gerard
03-18-2006, 04:41 PM
On smackdown last night either tazz or cole caled it "walking the plank". =/ Rogering the cabin boy woulda been better. :(
Vermaat
03-18-2006, 05:54 PM
"Saber Edge" but walking the plank is pretty much the best name they can give to this move. I like Burchill, he is innovative and goes all out in his matches. If he keeps doing this, this man can go far in the WWE because he has everything he needs to be on top.
Xero
03-18-2006, 06:04 PM
...Except a good gimmick...

Honestly, you can't say that you can see a pirate as a legit WWE Champion.
Vermaat
03-18-2006, 06:25 PM
We've had a zombie as champion, so we can have a pirate. Yeah, I can see him as a champion. Not now, he is too young and needs to develop a little more, but I can definetely see him as a world champion. I mean, if JBL was champion, the Burchill is certainly not worse.
Kane Knight
03-18-2006, 09:31 PM
That's it's original name. It doesn't mean the WWE will call it by that. They haven't called it anything but "WOW WHAT A MOVE!" so far.

He was answering Stickman.
parkmania
03-18-2006, 09:36 PM
On smackdown last night either tazz or cole caled it "walking the plank". =/ Rogering the cabin boy woulda been better. :(



I also thought that I heard Cole say that - but that was right after Tazz mentioned not knowing the name of it.
Chuck Jones
03-19-2006, 01:37 AM
The Flying Dutchman.
Keel-Haul.
Skippord
03-19-2006, 01:40 AM
RAPE AND PILLAGER
Skippord
03-19-2006, 01:47 AM
The ARRRRRRRRRRGH K O
D Mac
03-19-2006, 01:57 AM
Black Pearl Plunge kicks all your asses.
Shadow
03-19-2006, 03:11 AM
We've had a zombie as champion, so we can have a pirate. Yeah, I can see him as a champion. Not now, he is too young and needs to develop a little more, but I can definetely see him as a world champion. I mean, if JBL was champion, the Burchill is certainly not worse.

Papa Shango was never champ.
Destor
03-19-2006, 03:13 AM
Spanish Fly
hb2k
03-19-2006, 10:36 AM
"Thargh She Blows!"
Evolution
03-19-2006, 11:07 AM
X Marks The Spot
Dead Man's Chest
Rum Guzzler
Xero
03-19-2006, 11:17 AM
High Seas Bomb
Moon Bomb
Booty Buster :shifty:
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 11:30 AM
The ARRRRRRRRRRGH K O

Perfect for the Rated ARRRRRRRRRRG Superstar.
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 11:31 AM
X Marks The Spot
Dead Man's Chest
Rum Guzzler

"Thargh She Blows!"

All good ones, but Skippord wins the thread. ;)
hb2k
03-19-2006, 11:48 AM
How long until we get a move called the Dutch Oven?
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 12:02 PM
Or the Frying Dutchmen?
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 12:03 PM
The moby dick
hb2k
03-19-2006, 12:14 PM
Or the Cleveland Steamer
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 01:05 PM
That comes when Randy Orton changes gimmicks.
Stickman
03-19-2006, 01:17 PM
The hot carl.
UmbrellaCorporation
03-19-2006, 04:48 PM
Hunting for Booty?

:shifty:
Xero
03-19-2006, 04:53 PM
Ocean-Floored Single-Armed Caribbean Backflip Buster
Skippord
03-19-2006, 05:09 PM
Just give up I've already won the thread
D Mac
03-19-2006, 05:24 PM
Just give up I've already won the thread

Wrongo Buckaroo
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 07:37 PM
Ocean-Floored Single-Armed Caribbean Backflip Buster

Did Saturn name it?
Xero
03-19-2006, 07:52 PM
Did Saturn name it?
No, had he named it, it would be Swab the Deck.

Actually, that or some variation wouldn't be too bad. :shifty:
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 08:55 PM
No, had he named it, it would be Swab the Deck.

Actually, that or some variation wouldn't be too bad. :shifty:

Pirate have Gold teeth because their mothers didn't love them...
NeanderCarl
03-19-2006, 09:28 PM
maybe they should nickname him "The Seaman From The Poop Deck".

His finisher then could be the Seaman Splash
hb2k
03-19-2006, 10:35 PM
We now have a new champion ^ ^
Skippord
03-19-2006, 10:36 PM
BULLSHIT :mad:
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 10:48 PM
BULLSHIT :mad:
Xero
03-19-2006, 11:50 PM
BULLSNIT! :mad:
hb2k
03-20-2006, 11:08 AM
ARRRRRRRGGGGHHH K O is pretty good, but seriously, hearing them call the Seaman Splash would be hilarious.
NeanderCarl
03-20-2006, 09:10 PM
And if Paul ever gets busted open during a match and gets blood all over the mat, then Cole and Tazz can talk about the "Seaman stains" all over the ring.

And if he gets pushed as a plucky babyface, they can mention that he is a "spunky Seaman".

and they can talk about the last time he hit the seven seas, and nearly got eaten by a shark, and point out that the "Seaman was nearly swallowed".

Ah, this stuff writes itself.
parkmania
03-20-2006, 09:14 PM
BULLSNIT! :mad:


It wasn't my fault!
Kane Knight
04-07-2006, 10:39 PM
On smackdown last night either tazz or cole caled it "walking the plank". =/ Rogering the cabin boy woulda been better. :(

Okay, if it's been named, why did Tazz still not know the name tonight? He kinda stammered that it was sorta like walking the plank, but...
Gerard
04-07-2006, 10:56 PM
Okay, if it's been named, why did Tazz still not know the name tonight? He kinda stammered that it was sorta like walking the plank, but...


Dunno, he done the same thing a couple of weeks back but sounded more sure of himself, tonight he was like :wtf: was that.
Volare
04-07-2006, 10:57 PM
speaking of tonite did i just see the giant gonzalas??
Impact!
04-08-2006, 10:24 AM
The ARRRRRRRRRRGH K O
:rofl: :heart:
Kane Knight
04-08-2006, 10:36 AM
Dunno, he done the same thing a couple of weeks back but sounded more sure of himself, tonight he was like :wtf: was that.

No, a couple weeks back, Tazz was saying he was going to find out what it was called.
M-A-G
04-08-2006, 02:43 PM
Pirate have Gold teeth because their mothers didn't love them...

You're welcome.
UmbrellaCorporation
04-08-2006, 04:07 PM
All I know is that I :heart: Pirate Burchill.
Kane Knight
04-08-2006, 04:40 PM
I love the fact that they haven't stopped treating it like he knows it's a gimmick. I'd hate to see him get sucked into EUGENE KAYFABE of death...