S.N. Main Event Captions [3-18-2006]

[PorkSoda]

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[PorkSoda]

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[Xero]

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Goin' back in time! Back in tiiimmmee!

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JR: Purrrrr...
King: Guess where my hand is! :naughty:
Tazz: :wtf:

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Cena: NO! DON'T LET HIM DO THIS! I'M TENDER BACK THERE! :'(

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Kurt: *Sigh*

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JR: WHAT AN INNOVATIVE MOVE BY MYSTERIO!
Tazz: That wasn't "innovative"...
JR: SURE IT WAS! WHAT WILL THIS MAN THINK OF NEXT!?

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Midget Cena wasn't expecting a 619 at that point.

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Edge never took a good family photo.

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JR: BAHGAWD IT'S LIKE A FOURTH OF JULY BARBEQUE OUT HERE!

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Mick: I'll call you Thorny, and you Sticky, and you Pokey, and you Jim Bob, and you...

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It was at this moment JBL realized that Stone Cold had given him the dribble glass.

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In what can only be described as ironic, Steve Austin's head explodes mid-promo after he had an allergic reaction to the beer JBL gave him.

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JBL was about to realize that what he had done to those jobbers before was a BIIIG mistake... And Benoit wasn't even using soap!

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Daivari: I give you... THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PUFF PASTRY!

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Taker: Don't sass me boy! *Smack*

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Shawn shouldn't have taken Viagra AND used vanishing cream at the same time...

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Vince: Hunter... COME ON DOWN TO SATURDAY NIGHT'S McMAHON BASH!

[hb2k]

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This will forever be on the Copeland household wall as the only time in his life Edge was able to draw any heat.

[Blue Demon]

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Crowd: when did this turn into Saturday Night Fever??

[Vastardikai]

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Can you spot 6 differences between the top and bottom picture?

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JR's return was a romantic moment for some couples...

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Of course, Daddy's Boy would go over even THE MOST HATED BABYFACE since Rocky "Blue Chipper" Miavia.

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Cena: This is how many beers I had, dude!

*Misera Cantata plays*

Kurt: Vastardikai, no matter how hard you try, the CM Punk jokes will NEVER get over with TPWW.

Vastardikai: I know, the CM Punk jokes are to TPWW what John Cena is to the WWE...

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Orton and Angle imitate a possible WM22 outcome while Cena imitates the fans' reaction.

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JR: Bah Gawd, the Hogan Impression off the top! Nobody does it better than Cena!

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Fans: TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H!

Cena: God, I hate people!

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Triple H decides to create the ultimate conundrum for the fans: Boo someone screwing their Most hated Face, or Give Orton ANY KIND of reaction.

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Rita's staff is thrown to earth, causing Cena to grow 300 feet.

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Lita tries to be coy with the only thing in the arena she HASN'T slept with: the NBC Peacock logo.

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Strange coincidence, but Jimi Hendrix is playing on the radio right now...

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Mick: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! ADAM'S EATING OUT THE DOG BOWL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Booker: Now, do this to me...

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JBL: Paper beats Rock, I WIN!

Austin: :eek:

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Seeing that Stan Hansen is your next opponent in the Lariat Challenge would make ANYONE piss themselves.

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Didn't Shawn and the McMahon's do this same segment on Monday?

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Austin: Now this is how a White Man throws beer!

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Trish and Melina subtly check out each other's rack.

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Daivari: And the winner of the Predator lookalike contest is....

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Of course the Cameramen would like Brokeback action.

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Shawn: Say it, bitch!

Shane: Nope, ain't happening...

Shawn: I'll make you watch every Mark Henry match... EVER!

Shane: Ok, ok, ok! .... KENNEDY!

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Shane proves WHY he is the Monkey bars champion.

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Vince: Should I dump these Playgirl Pics on Mr. Holy Man?

Fans: :yes:

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You are entering another dimension...

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It's weird to see the WWE exploit the memory of a dead wrestler NOT named Eddie Guerrero...

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Vince: Now, Stevie, NOW!

Shane: OWWW! MOTHER FUCKER!

[Gone Mad]

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The last book didn't sell much since Waldo had a wardrobe change.

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JR: BAWGAWD, those turnbuckles ain't made of no Southern Fried Pizza Fingers!

King: I love you JR. :love:

Tazz: Mmmm.... pizza fingers... :drool:

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Angle: John... JOHN!! ....Just stop, ok? He can see you, we ALL can see you.

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Don West: OH MY GOD CANADIAN DESTROYER!!

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HHH pays his last respect for the late Junior Division.

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Finally, the ratings pulled a 10 when WWE busted out with a segment composed of only waxed statues.

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Edge: ...THIS ISN'T BENIHANA'S!!

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Just a little dose of glitter makes the ring more FAAAABBBULOUS.

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The Brawny man has hit hard times.

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Booker: RAAH!! I'M A T-REX, BABY!! I'MMA EAT YOU, DR. HAMMOND!

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JBL: You're a homo!

Austin: WHAT?!?!! **EXPLODES!!*

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Austin: Haha, not tonight, Mr. Texas Ranger.

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Trish, always the kind citizen, gives a St. Patrick celebrator a taxi ride.

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Trish is now tramatized for life as she has another recurring flashback of the Shaggy Dog remake... or maybe it's just Tim Allen.

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HBK: EVERYBODY FEELIN' HOT HOT HOT!

Vince: I Wanna part of this conga line!

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Vince with a great imitation of the WWE viewers as Superman looks on.

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The fan on the right's reaction to Vince's Five Fingers to the Face joke.

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Shane: Play some Freebird! WOOO!

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