Caption of the Month (January 2004)

[Corkscrewed]

Please vote for what you think is the caption of the month, based on the following nominees:

Loopydate:
http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/18.jpg
After botching a move, Chavo had to go to the "Time Out Chair."

http://royalrumble.wwe.com/matches/post_rumble/images/20.jpg
HHH: Dude, that must have been some pimple.

http://www.wweraw.com/results/012604/images/20.jpg
Rico does his "Vince McMahon watching a hoss match" impression.

Corkscrewed:
http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/33.jpg
Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"

Always450:
<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/35.jpg> <img src=http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/34.jpg>
Brock: <I>(after the Billy Gunn clip of the Smoking Gunns beating The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob “Sparkplug” Holly)</I> Hardcore Holly was THAT small?
Holly: Shut up, Lesnar!
Brock: But you were tiny!!!!
Holly: And you were a nerd, and I have proof!
Brock: No! Holly! Buddy, Pal! I was kidding!
Holly: Show the footage!
<img src=http://www.atributetowrestlers.com/brock-lesnar-pictures12.jpg>
Brock: <I>*crying*</I> It’s true! I even read <u>War and Peace</u>, for fun! I coded HTML in Latin!

jbone829:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/011504/images/07.jpg
No matter how much props everyone gave Scotty, he couldn't carry Rikishi to a good match.

El Santo:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/011904/images/25.jpg
Christian: "It's soooo cool! It lets you take pictures and send email and surf the ... What the hell!?!??! Final Fantasy X-2?!?!?!"

Loose Cannon:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/012904/images/04.jpg
Kurt, "Wow, what's this golden box"
Heyman, "Well that's where Vince keeps his buried gimmicks. Go ahead Dawn, open her up."
Voice from Box, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."

[Corkscrewed]

(Had to vote for myself.) :D :D

[Bad Guy]

did i miss something? did rikishi turn heel or something? why did he bonzai drop scotty?

[Corkscrewed]

That was from when Heyman forced Rikishi and Scotty to wrestle each other for one spot in the Rumble. They were originally scheduled to face the Bashams for the titles, but Heyman screwed them over. :D

[Loose Cannon]

I was so close to voting for myself, but I just couldn't after laughing so hard at loopy's "Vince Impersonation" one. Oh yeah, Great idea Cork

[loopydate]

ARRRRGH! I'm splitting my own vote! :D

Seriously, though, I voted for the Easy-Fold Chair, and it looks like that's going to win. :y: Corky.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I voted for the golden box of dead gimmicks.</font> :lol:

[Kane Knight]

<font color=goldenrod>I voted for the golden box of dead gimmicks.</font> :lol:

Me too. It was a close call though.

[Dazz]

Loopydate:
http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/18.jpg
After botching a move, Chavo had to go to the "Time Out Chair."

That gets my vote :D

[Eunos]

the Rico doing an impression of vince gets my vote..

Tough call though.

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>Golden box. :y:</font>

[Tornado]

<font color=#33ffff>Easy fold chair gets my vote..:y:</font>

[Jeremy Christian]

Loopydate's "Vince Impersonation" gets my vote. That had my laughing hard too. "Box of Buried Gimmicks" nearly got my vote, but then I remembered this one.

[Innovator]

i had to go with the time-out chair, too funny

[thebitch]

i voted eaSY FOLD CHAIR

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Le boîte d'or.

[Azriel]

time-out chair

[Innovator]

cmon just one vote my way, CMON!!!

[Corkscrewed]

I'm kinda surprised no one's voted for El Santo. He's had the best FF X-2 joke so far IMO.

[Vega]

To be honest the only one I laughed out loud on was jbone829's, so that's what I voted for.

The others were still good though.

[MVP]

"Time out chair."

[Disturbed316]

Vince Impersonation

[El Santo]

Yes, I remain with zero votes. *sniff*

I voted easy-fold chair. :p

[Excellance of Execution]

Had to go with a fellow Yankee fan Loose Cannon. The golden box caption was hilarious. On a side not though, it p*sses me off though that Sean O'Haire isn't being used.

[samichna]

LOL I just laughed at the hoss match one for some reason.

Haha

[AareDub]

It was tough to choose between the easy fold chair and the ffx2 joke. Easy fold chair got my vote though.

[Krow]

Easy fold chair, no doubt. Just because I can see it happening.

[Corkscrewed]

:love:

[Mikey]

Loose Cannon:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/012904/images/04.jpg
Kurt, "Wow, what's this golden box"
Heyman, "Well that's where Vince keeps his buried gimmicks. Go ahead Dawn, open her up."
Voice from Box, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."


LMAO

[Sephiroth]

hmm...it's so hard!

*struggle's with Smeagol*

i would say the golden box thing.

[Loose Cannon]

Had to go with a fellow Yankee fan Loose Cannon. The golden box caption was hilarious. On a side not though, it p*sses me off though that Sean O'Haire isn't being used.

YANKEES RULE!!!!!

[Innovator]

YANKEES RULE!!!!!
:y: :y: :y:

[Corkscrewed]

YANKEES RULE!!!!!

...except when they play the Marlins. :D :p

[Excellance of Execution]

...except when they play the Marlins. :D :p
Oh well, you can't win them all.

[Loose Cannon]

...except when they play the Marlins. :D :p

***cough FLUKE FLUKE FLUKE cough

[Savio]

Where's mine? j/k.

[loopydate]

"Brock the Nerd" and the "Final Fantasy" are two of my all-time favorites. I don't understand how they each only have one vote. Of course, I wouldn't mind if those votes got funneled onto one of mine... :shifty:

[FakeLaser]

Man, captions are still going. IF YOU REMEMBER, I WAS THE ORIGINATOR OF THEM BACK IN THE DAY.

Praise me.

[Corkscrewed]

***cough FLUKE FLUKE FLUKE cough

You need one more "FLUKE." Fins beat the Yanks four games, ya know?

And Loopy, I think your three caption candidates are hurting each other. Much like Ken Dorsey and that other guy cancelled each other out in Heisman 2002, your three aren't doing you a favor. That's what you get for being so good. :p

[Corkscrewed]

Whoa! I just realized (even though Loopy said it) that El Santo finally got a vote!!! Yay!

[BigGammy v1.0]

Rico's Vince impression = :rofl:

That got my vote.

[FourFifty]

The golden box one is the best, but hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

How did I get on that!?!?!? WOOO-HOOO! I EVEN GOT A VOTE!!!! YAY!!!! ANOTHER EXCUSE TO DRINK!!!!!

[loopydate]

Bump. Bumpitybumpbump.

[loopydate]

Only three days left to vote (*cough*forme*cough*), so I say thee "Bump!"

[Kane Knight]

Sweet.

[Loose Cannon]

I can't believe that Jackass is winning the vote.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, what a total tosser.

And not even all that funny...:shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

*as fellow Caption Crew member, lays out Kane Knight by making him jump through a window*

:shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

*as fellow Caption Crew member, lays out Kane Knight by making him jump through a window*

:shifty:

WHAT A COWARD :lol:

[Kane Knight]

*as fellow Caption Crew member, lays out Kane Knight by making him jump through a window*

:shifty:

*Oversells*

[loopydate]

Only 34 hours to go boys and girls.

Oh, and if you haven't voted...

VOTE FOR THE DAMNED "TIME-OUT CHAIR" ALREADY, DAMMIT!

*Ahem* Sorry. Don't know what got into me there... I'll just...

[Rock Bottom]

Only 34 hours to go boys and girls.

Oh, and if you haven't voted...

VOTE FOR THE DAMNED "TIME-OUT CHAIR" ALREADY, DAMMIT!

*Ahem* Sorry. Don't know what got into me there... I'll just...

I think it's sick irony that loopy has the most votes as a captioneer, but the three captions up there is turning out to hurt a more concentrated vote toward one of his captions...

[Good Ol JG]

I loved the one about Brock being a nerd. I swear to God me and my buddies laughed for a good 20 minutes solid after seeing that.

[Loose Cannon]

Self-Proclaimed Caption King :yes:

[Corkscrewed]

Congratulations to Loose Cannon for winning Caption of the Month.

Loopydate wins Captioneer of the Month, however.



It's funny, I wasn't even sure if I made the right choice in picking LC's Golden Box one either. I thought it was hilarious, then had second thoughts. Guess I was right, though!