JamesSteele's Top 5: Reasons To Watch WrestleMania 22 [Archive]

James Steele

03-25-2006, 12:46 PM

JamesSteele's Top 5...

Reasons To Watch
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5.http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/random%20shit/vince_hbk.jpg
No Holds Barred... : naughty :
Vince McMahon and HBK have had a history of screwing people over in the past, but at WrestleMania they will try and screw each other. The question is, who is going to "do the job"?

4.http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/random%20shit/hoss_rape01.jpghttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/random%20shit/hoss_rape02.jpg
SODOMY ISN'T JUST FOR JBL ANYMORE
OH MY GOD! will echo through TVs as Joey Styles will surely call play-by-play as Carlito does it like WCW and "plays with the big boys". Hoss Rape- Dat's Not Cool.

3. http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/random%20shit/hla_hardcore.jpg
HLA GOES TO THE EXTREME!
Hot Lesbian Action. HLA. They have tried it before, but it was missing something. However at WrestleMania 22, the missing ingredient will be added when HLA goes HARDCORE.

2.http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/random%20shit/mh_broken_neck.jpg
The World's Largest Broken Neck
Move over Kurt, there is going to be a new inductee into the "Broken Friggin' Neck" wing of the WWE Hall Of Fame.

1. http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/random%20shit/spinnerbelt.jpg

Triple H w/ a Spinner Belt
WrestleMania goes big time, and so does "The Game" with this Big Time Bling Championship Belt! I do honestly believe that words can not express how awesome it will be to see Triple H with a spinning championship belt. I can see him doing "the NEW spit spot" the next night on RAW. Triple H comes out with 10 hot torrid naked women and right before he spits, the naked women spin his belt.

King Jericho

03-25-2006, 01:30 PM

Ok.

UmbrellaCorporation

03-25-2006, 01:35 PM

lol, for some reason, I'm more positive about the Spinner Belt than I was a couple of months ago.

Still hate the rap gimmick of Cena's and all, but I suppose in retrospect, I HAVE seen worse looking titles. If that's the new "official" WWE Championship, I dunno. I just think it'd look smooth with Triple H.

James Steele

03-25-2006, 01:47 PM

Ok.

Ok, what?

James Steele

03-25-2006, 02:14 PM

However, I have recieved it on good authority that "The OG" Grandpa Cena will be at WrestleMania 22!!!

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3185/oldguyhiphop9wk.jpg

The One

03-25-2006, 03:53 PM

Corkscrewed

03-25-2006, 03:59 PM

Dude, HHH getting increasingly frustrated by a spinning belt would be comedy gold. LIke he holds it up, it spins the wrong way, and he gets pissed cuz the logo is upside down. That'd be hilarious.

James Steele

03-25-2006, 04:20 PM

The only reason I would want to see this PPV is to see Hunter hold up the spinning title...which there will be pictures of on WWE.com within the hour, so really...back down to no reasons for me.

But a valient attempt to save the sinking ship known as Mania JS. :y:

It is my duty as a fan to try. Hell, if I still watched after the inVasion...I can help others make it through this.

Dude, HHH getting increasingly frustrated by a spinning belt would be comedy gold. LIke he holds it up, it spins the wrong way, and he gets pissed cuz the logo is upside down. That'd be hilarious.

:love::kiss:

UmbrellaCorporation

03-25-2006, 04:22 PM

Despite the fact that many of the matches have little to no good buildup about them, I'm looking forward to Mania somehow.

Xero

03-25-2006, 04:23 PM

You know what would be an awesome John Cena/Triple H storyline? Triple H wins the title and Vince, at RAW, is ready to give Hunter the real title, when Cena runs in and steals the real title.

For weeks after that Triple H is pissed about having to carry that ugly piece of shit around. End the whole thing at Backlash with Hunter winning a ladder match and Cena's out of the picture, Triple H has a real title, and the WWE would have bashed Cena in-jokingly all in the span of a month.

UmbrellaCorporation

03-25-2006, 04:24 PM

It's probably a terrible thing that I use the Spinner Title 90% of the time on SD/Raw. :(

The One

03-25-2006, 04:25 PM

I think the only reason WWE continues to have Cena as the Champ is because of how much money they spent on that title. (Most expensive title ever...even passed the Million Dollar Belt)

UmbrellaCorporation

03-25-2006, 04:26 PM

That has me curious. Does anyone have a ballpark figure (or exact would be better) as to how much that belt actually cost?

The One

03-25-2006, 04:43 PM

Don't have cost...but here are some stats on it...

Weight: 12 lbs.

Composition of plates: 14 karat gold and platinum

Amount of Gems: 3,484

Cuts of the gems: Round diamonds and rubies; over 2800 2 millimeter square Princess Cut diamonds; triangular and marquise cut diamonds; marquise cut emeralds; rectangular cut diamond baquettes; one big 16 millimeter diamond on the WWE Champion side plate.

Credit: Brian Solomon and WWE SmackDown! magazine. June, 2005.

James Steele

03-25-2006, 04:55 PM

That is easily worth a million.

The One

03-25-2006, 05:00 PM

To be fair, look at the credit source.

Xero

03-25-2006, 05:00 PM

Well, it was until Cena touched it.

Disturbed316

03-25-2006, 05:03 PM

I just want to see Triple H catch that stupid moustache in the spinning part of the belt and rip it of his face.

Corkscrewed

03-25-2006, 05:33 PM

*HHH holds up the belt and spins it while spitting water and doing his pose*

*a gem falls out*

HHH: What the?! THIS IS CUBIT ZIRCONIA!!!!!

James Steele

03-25-2006, 05:50 PM

LIVE THE GIMMICK

McLegend

03-25-2006, 06:11 PM

Pretty sure when Cena was on Kimmel he said that the jewlery on the title was fake.

Mr. Nerfect

03-25-2006, 09:22 PM

I think the WWE should bring in a new belt if/when Triple H wins. Something more classy would be good.

The eagle belt was, in many people's mind, the greatest design ever for the WWE Championship. If not the exact design, something that follows it closely would be good.

One thing I hope they lose, if they do get a new model for the WWE Championship is the name plate. I don't know why, but I dislike the concept. It makes winning the title seem more like a current position than an honour. I'd much rather hold a title belt the exact same way it was when Ric Flair held it than by knowing he would have looked at it a different way as his name was on their. It is also disettling to me to see wrestlers hold up a title with another wrestlers name on it when they win the title. Sure, you can't change the name plate right away, but I know I wouldn't feel proud holding up the same belt as my worst enemy when it still has his name on it.

The One

03-25-2006, 09:58 PM

Mr. Nerfect

03-25-2006, 10:04 PM

I like the name plate...and as it has become customary now, it is quite a big deal for the real person who won the title as when the title changes hands there is usually a party in the back with an entire name changing caramony. I think some of Eddie Guerrero's is actually on line somewhere.

And odd that you would mention Ric Flair, as he was the first man in history to have his name go on the title. (The WCW World Heavyweight Championship)

Oh, I can certainly understand the meaning behind it, and the honour it provides the wrestlers, but I just don't like the appearance of it. It seems like they design the belt, and then they plop the name in, which takes away from the belt, in my opinion. I think it would be awesome if they could create a belt and have the name not look thrown on there, but apart of it.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 02:04 AM

I made this thread to get some LOLs.

:'(

The One

03-26-2006, 02:06 AM

I made this thread to get some LOLs.

:'(

:lol: :rofl: LOL! :rofl: :lol: :-\ :shifty:

James Steele

03-26-2006, 02:34 AM

:love:

James Steele

03-26-2006, 02:34 AM

LIVE THE GIMMICK

The One

03-26-2006, 02:49 AM

...Uh...JS, you know I love you, but 2 of the last 4 post in this thread alone have been "LIVE THE GIMMICK", which as great of a catchphrase as it is, sometimes, it just doesn't fit. :shifty: :|

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:12 AM

LIVE THE GIMMICK

The One

03-26-2006, 03:13 AM

Trust Me

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:17 AM

The One

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The One

03-26-2006, 03:19 AM

I'll do it...but you should know, I do it all for the cookie.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:21 AM

...so I can get the nookie. :naughty:

The One

03-26-2006, 03:23 AM

As long as the cookie, and all the chocolate chips, and the possible white cream center remains mine.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:24 AM

I just want that ass...TRUST ME!

The One

03-26-2006, 03:26 AM

Does anyone on this planet change their sig/avatar/custom title more then you JS? ;)

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:27 AM

No...TRUST ME!

The One

03-26-2006, 03:29 AM

OK, now your just stealing someone elses work...cause you're a coward. :shifty:

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:32 AM

Remember, JamesSteele SPITS DEATHRAYS!!!!

The One

03-26-2006, 03:34 AM

And you remember, The One, well he doesn't do much, but still, you should, i don't know... TRUST ME!!!!

The One

03-26-2006, 03:35 AM

:shifty:

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:36 AM

:eek:

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:37 AM

;)

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:37 AM

:shifty:

The One

03-26-2006, 03:39 AM

THERE IS NO EMOTOCON FOR MY EMOITION AT THIS POINT IN TIME!

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:41 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:43 AM

http://www.wrestlingworld.it/multimedia/wrestlinggifs/Lottatori/hbkhogan2.gif

The One

03-26-2006, 03:44 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:45 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:45 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:45 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:45 AM

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3646/vincehbk8nd.jpg

The One

03-26-2006, 03:46 AM

http://www.oberlin.edu/external/EOG/LaneDebates/RebelBios/JamesSteele.gif

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:46 AM

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8151/vincepriest1xn.jpg

James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:46 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:47 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:49 AM

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The One

03-26-2006, 03:49 AM

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<option VALUE="2">I
<option VALUE="3">Get
<option VALUE="4">It
<option VALUE="5">You
<option VALUE="6">Have
<option VALUE="7">No
<option VALUE="8">Life
<option VALUE="9">Other
<option VALUE="10">Then
<option VALUE="11">Finding
<option VALUE="12">Useless
<option VALUE="13">Pictures
<option VALUE="14">!!!!!!!!!
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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:50 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:50 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:51 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:52 AM

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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:53 AM

Just for the record, all the photos posted have been on my computer for at least 3 days.

The One

03-26-2006, 03:53 AM

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<option VALUE="2">Mean
<option VALUE="3">God
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<option VALUE="5">A
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James Steele

03-26-2006, 03:58 AM

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The One

03-26-2006, 04:11 AM

James Steele: A Pic For Every Punchline.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:23 AM

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/840/punchline36wg.jpg

The One

03-26-2006, 04:25 AM

James Steele: Getting Fucked In The Ass By The Devil, So You Don't Have To.

(Give me a picture for that one bitch! ;))

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:28 AM

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1073/devil5lh.gif

The One

03-26-2006, 04:30 AM

I don't see your ass in there....getting fucked...you fail! :nono:

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:31 AM

I don't see your ass in there....getting fucked...you fail! :nono:

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4526/shutupasspic2js.jpg

The One

03-26-2006, 04:32 AM

I clearly see a vag...James are you trying to tell us something.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:33 AM

I can't post porn on the forums, so the closest thing I could do would be:

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4552/stormtrooperhump3kg.gif

or

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1664/warriorhoganfellatio0ug.gif

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:34 AM

I clearly see a vag...James are you trying to tell us something.

Yeah, I don't save pictures of manass on my computer.

The One

03-26-2006, 04:35 AM

Fine then, my next picture challenge

"I like it when cookies explode in my face"

Give me a picture for that...

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:41 AM

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8831/cookieexplode7pf.jpg

The One

03-26-2006, 04:43 AM

You're simple edit amuses me...

The One

03-26-2006, 04:43 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to JamesSteele again.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:44 AM

William M. Holla

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:45 AM

I wonder how long until this thread is closed by a ...MODSTIGATOR????

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:47 AM

There is a rumor going around that John Cena has a....JUNIOR MEMBER!!!!

The One

03-26-2006, 04:47 AM

I bet we could take this thread to page 4 or 5 before they close it.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:49 AM

I am going to bed, so I hope you have fun.

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 04:51 AM

NOOOOOOO!!!

James Steele

03-26-2006, 04:51 AM

TOODLES!!!

*crashes in the bathtub*

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/7711/aaronsleepinginthebathtub7cw.jpg

The One

03-26-2006, 04:53 AM

With Steele gone, who is to spam meaningless shit with me...screw you guys, I'm going home.

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 04:54 AM

Fine, all of you can abandon your dreams. I'm staying here though.

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 04:55 AM

Whose house?

Run's house.

I said whose house? WHat?

Run's house.

The One

03-26-2006, 04:57 AM

I will stick around for a bit to see if you can supply the laughy in large enough supply to keep me awake and entertained.

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:00 AM

I could pretend like I could and get your hopes up, but I have the feeling you will just go to sleep greatly dissapointed, and cursing yourself for valuable minutes of sleep lost.

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:01 AM

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What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:04 AM

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What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:05 AM

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/champion-cock.jpg

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:07 AM

FUck it, I am going on lunch.

The One

03-26-2006, 05:07 AM

Between the case of beer, Carlos Mencia on my TV, and your pictures, laughter is flowing easy.

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:07 AM

I can't beat Champion Cock.

The One

03-26-2006, 05:08 AM

FUck it, I am going on lunch.

Awwww. You were doing so well.

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:08 AM

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/crack-power.jpg

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:09 AM

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What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:11 AM

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/i-love-ny-ca.jpg

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:14 AM

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/noguywilleverfancyme.jpg

What Would Kevin Do?

03-26-2006, 05:16 AM

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/captain-condom.jpg

James Steele

03-26-2006, 01:13 PM

#1: "Chillin"

http://www.jaked409.net/pics/translation/chillin.jpg

Translation:
I am a loser because I am sitting at home, alone, on the computer. However, I don't want to be that explicit in my answer, because it may cause me to become less popular than I am now. Therefore, I will say that I am "chillin," because that is a hip way of saying "relaxing," which is one of the things I am doing. I'll conveniently leave out the fact that I am doing this at home, alone, on the computer.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 01:13 PM

#2: "Blow up the cell"

http://www.jaked409.net/pics/translation/blow.jpg

Translation:
I would like you to call my cell phone. However, only old, un-cool people use relevant words for the actions they would like you to partake in (such as "call"), so I will replace those words with other words that are completely irrelevant. Please do not take my cell phone and light it on fire or anything, I do want you to call it, just not in those words.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 01:14 PM

#3: "lol"

http://www.jaked409.net/pics/translation/lol.jpg

Translation:
I acknowledge that you said something which could be considered humorous. Despite what the acronym stands for, I am not actually "laughing out loud." I reserve all-capital-letter versions (such as "LOL") or multiple repetitions (such as LOLOLOLOLOLOL) of that acronym for things that cause me to truly laugh out loud.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 01:14 PM

#4: "o i c"

http://www.jaked409.net/pics/translation/oic.jpg

Translation:
I am too lazy to type "Oh, I see." or a shortened (but still coherent) version of that phrase, such as "oh i see". Instead, I must eliminate an entire five characters (over 50%!) from the sentence, which will save me almost one whole second of typing. Obviously, I must care a great deal about whatever you just told me, even though I couldn't spend that extra second on acknowledging it.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 01:15 PM

#5: gibberish, followed by "sorry, my cat stepped on the keyboard"

http://www.jaked409.net/pics/translation/cat.jpg

Translation:
This can mean one of two things.
1. I am not intelligent enough to come up with a funny joke or witty remark. Therefore, I will bang on the keyboard and blame it on my cat. Hopefully, you will consider the absurd fact that a cat just sent you an instant message by mistake, and will laugh, therefore making you like me more and want to have my babies.
2. My cat really did step on the keyboard, and I am such a retard that I hit Enter and sent you the gibberish he banged out rather than just deleting it and moving on.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 01:15 PM

#6: a couple of 1s following a large group of exclamation points because of letting go of the shift key too early

http://www.jaked409.net/pics/translation/ones.jpg

Translation:
My "Backspace" key is broken.

James Steele

03-26-2006, 01:16 PM

#7: Initials in profiles

http://www.jaked409.net/pics/translation/initials.jpg

Translation:
I have a five or six friends, and to keep people from thinking I have none, I decided to list them in my profile (not their full names of course, I wouldn't want to waste precious profile space on full names when I can abbreviate!) so any innocent onlooker would be aware that I have friends. Then, to make people think I'm even cooler (and possibly gain more friends), I banged on the keyboard a bunch, deleted all the numbers and other characters (and most of the Qs and Xs), and put a dot between every two letters. Then, so it looks like I have even more friends, I made it look like I might have forgotten some people and told them to contact me immediately in order to correct the error (and ignored the fact that they couldn't be very good friends if i forgot to add their initials to my gigantic fake list of companions).