STORY!

[Savio]

Vince called a meeting involing all the wrestlers. Vince said " I would like to announce that I am......

[loopydate]

...pushing all the talented wrestlers and burying the hosses."

Then loopydate woke up...

[Ian]

next to chris benoit

[Loose Cannon]

who had just fought in a ........................

[Ian]

battle with loopydate's one eyed snake, which had spat it poisonous juices...

[Savio]

all over his face...he decided to turn on wrestling HHH was.....

[Ian]

being a cu</>nt...

[Savio]

and having gay sex with....

[Ian]

his wife?...

[Loose Cannon]

who had just fired Ultimo Dragon for...........

[Mr. JL]

winning a match on Velocity....

[Loose Cannon]

with two hands tied behind his back and.....

[Ian]

which I don't watch cos it's shit...

[Razor Rybek]

with two hands tied behind his back and.....

One Foot jammed up his own ass, whilst....

[Vega]

playing the kazoo.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Kurt Angle then...</font>

[Rock Bottom]

began to shine his real gold...

[Splaya]

...as mr. ass came down and wanted a piece of that...

[Nowhere Man]

Kit Kat bar.

Unfortunately, he was cut off by...

[Splaya]

Big show who had not eaten in 35 minutes...

[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>...which meant his half-hour cockmeal was five minutes overdue. He went on a rampage when suddenly...</font>

[Splaya]

cena came out and cut his worst promo ever

Yo show if you say you ain't fat
I'll hit you with a baseball bat

*crowd marks out anyway*

[natureboycv]

<font color=8307ff><b>Big Show proceeded to eat Cena.</font></b>

[Splaya]

On the raw side of things, Goldberg came out to the ring....

[Seabass]

brooklyn brawler then came out and defeated big show for the US title when suddenly...

[Seabass]

he screamed WHOS NEXT and was then attacked and beaten by gillberg...

[Splaya]

who then jobs to HHH

[Nowhere Man]

....via satellite. Hunter didn't want to go to the show, so he had Gillberg job to a TV with his picture on it.

This, of course, led to an outrage backstage, led mostly by....

[Rock Bottom]

Vince McMahon. If Gillberg didn't get his satellite jobbing down better he was going to be flipping burgers. Brock Lesnar..

[Splaya]

jobbed to a card board cut out of HHH

[Seabass]

HHH then came out to the ring to cut a promo when out of nowhere emerged his old rival Henry Godwin

[Corkscrewed]

who planted him with his own move, the Pedigree, but Triple H

[DaveWadding]

no-sold it and gave H.O.G. as a sacrifice to...

[Rock Bottom]

...himself...

[DaveWadding]

who cooked up and enjoyed some manbacon, then...

[Loose Cannon]

Hunter walked into the women's locker room and.....

[SuperSlim]

Hunter walked into the women's locker room and.....

Found Mae Young in a towel...

[Ian]

on fire...

[Innovator]

...which is just the way HHH likes it, flaming....

then Stephanie walks in...

[Loose Cannon]

and tells Triple H to........

[SUPREMO]

Trying to kiss my own ass and could some help me out

[Sin Harvest]

Hardcore Holly walked in, bent over and said, "Alright, now I want you two to start screaming real loud at my ass!"...

[EazyMack]

Then Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake runs in and...

[Corkscrewed]

cuts of Holly's penis with his giant scissors, much to the delight of...

[loopydate]

...the human race.

Meanwhile in the realm of the dead & buried...

[Corkscrewed]

Undertaker was having afternoon tea with Al Wilson...

[Razor Rybek]

And reading his copy of Playcorpse, whilst............

[Savio]

princess diana.....,

[Rock Bottom]

...was a tragic loss :( ... Then all of the people HHH buried showed up in the land of the dead, which caused Undertaker to...

[Savio]

Kick HHH in the nuts

[Mister Sinister]

But Triple H, No Sold The Kick and gave taker a Pedigree....When

[Rock Bottom]

ALL OF THE SUDDEN, THE UNITED STATES AND BRITISH MILITARY SHOWED UP AND DROPPED SEVENTEEN NUCLEAR WARHEADS ON THE GAME! But much to no one's surprise, HHH...

[Loose Cannon]

came out with a suprise Kameamea attack and destroyed all the warheads which led to....

[Mister Sinister]

The Arena filling with Ashes and Triple H went to Inhale and all of a sudden, the ashes were gone when they all Disappear up HHH's Nose, when

[Rock Bottom]

all the sudden, the brave prince Shane took up his father's sword and cut the belt of power off of the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the souls of men were easily corrupted, when...

[SuperSlim]

HHH farted...

[Ian]

and out came X-pac...

[Corkscrewed]

...as well as his guts, thus slimming down his recently fattened stomach. However, Triple H no-sold the loss of internal organs and simply...

[Rock Bottom]

...revealed to the fans that he was really a robot...

[Corkscrewed]

... and that he was 1000000000 times better than the Ortonbot...

[Rock Bottom]

...who had no hope of protecting John Conner. HHH then asked...

[Innovator]

,"bring me Peter Pan!"....

[loopydate]

...which is his euphemism for a condom. It was time for the 1:00 AM rape of...

[Splaya]

funaki who came out to say...

[Rock Bottom]

Ok Mr. Trips, make it quick... Funaki then bends over and sings, "Swing lowwwwwwww, sweet charrrrrrrrrrrrrriotttttttttttt..." when all the sudden someone walks in, and it's...

[seth187]

In walks Chyna in her leather dominatrix clothes with a whip in her hand

[Innovator]

...who is taken out by Terry Tate

[ColdwaVer]

...and forced to write "I'm sorry for being a talentless bitch" all over a blackboard and then...

[Rock Bottom]

gets arrested by the fashion police for the whole bearded lady incident (reps to the reference-catcher) and one of the police is none other than big boss man, who..

[BLaZeR-]

gets arrested by the fashion police for the whole bearded lady incident (reps to the reference-catcher) and one of the police is none other than big boss man, who..


Just came from therapy for his continious nightmares of his Al Snow and Big Show feud, and his shrink was none other than former WCW US champion...

[BigGammy v1.0]

...Roddy Piper, who had previously spent several weeks inside a...

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

scottish mountain, Piper preceeded to lick the......

[Rock Bottom]

..chalk dust from the blackboard, thinking it was coke, and spit it out on...

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

..chalk dust from the blackboard, thinking it was coke, and spit it out on...
Jake Roberts who also thought it was coke, Jake then open his sack and revealed....

[FourFifty]

Sean'O Haire was really kept in that bag.
Sean then...

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Sean'O Haire was really kept in that bag.
Sean then...
said "i'm not telling you anything you don't already know" before he.....

[Rock Bottom]

...was put back in his cage by Vince. Vince then took a wet towel and...

[c4g2]

did a magic trick, and out came Kane himself...

[Razor Rybek]

massaging his testicles whilst humming.......

[c4g2]

Triple H's theme.

HHH then opened up Vinnie Mac's golden box of unused gimmicks and...

[Innovator]

Tommy Dreamer came out and smacked HHH in the face with a singapore cane...

[natureboycv]

<font color=8307ff><b>...but Triple H no sold it and it bounced right back towards Tommy Dreamer, hitting him...</font></b>

[Razor Rybek]

with a steel chair that was secretly stashed in his left nostril, then he......

[Loose Cannon]

talked on the mic for a half hour ripping apart ECW as Dreamer was still selling the chair shot. Then as HHH went for the cover......

[Innovator]

Tazz comes out from the closet, apparently announcing everything that was happening...

[Corkscrewed]

and puts Triple H in the Tazzmission to make him tap. Forty five hours later...

[DaveWadding]

HHH reverses it into a (sloppy) Tazzmission to which Tazz taps immediately, and....

[Innovator]

Jerry Lynn and the LOHBS (League of Held Back Superstars) (RVD, Jericho, Christian, Benoit, Booker T, Sean O'Haire) all jump HHH...

[FourFifty]

who no sells it until...

[Innovator]

the king of no selling, Hulk Hogan, emerges from nowhere...

[FourFifty]

only to get jumped from beind by Shark Boy who then...

[EazyMack]

Sting drops from the rafters...

[Razor Rybek]

and breaks both his legs and one arm in the fall, while he's writhing in agony...............

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

and breaks both his legs and one arm in the fall, while he's writhing in agony...............
He bad reps Razor Rybek and The Rock Bottom before declaring PR to be king of the world. He then......

[dyadelivernowedopork]

...receives a pedigree form HHH for his trouble, HHH then notices out of the corner of his eye.........

[Dave Youell]

Baston Booger slowly approaching

[dyadelivernowedopork]

with Nuzio on his back

[Corkscrewed]

Finally, Triple H's greatest fear has come... the one being that can stop him has arrived. No, not Nunzio, THE BASTION BOOGER!!!

Triple H hightails it as Booger gets into the ring...

[Ian]

to become a matyr, nunzio explodes killing...

[Corkscrewed]

Triple H, who once again no-sells the death. HHH's head is all that remains though, and is encased in a...

[Ian]

shit...

[Innovator]

who is booked in the main event at WM XX against head...

[Razor Rybek]

Who is now crack smoking hooker who was last seen......

[Ian]

Sucking dick in a mass orgy at...

[Innovator]

Funaki's......

[Ian]

mum's house...

[Ricky]

until her husband comes in

[Ian]

her mouth...

[Ricky]

Which angers Funaki because he wanted to do it himself...

[Ian]

Instead he just ate the cum out of his mum's mouth before passing it to...

[Ricky]

Ian's mum, who gladly accepted it

[Ian]

because she learnt her slutty ways from ricky's mum, whose nickname was the St pauls slut. She could give the best blow job in the west country and frequently did. At this moment she was backstage gobbing off mark henry when...

[EazyMack]

his shoulder pops out of socket...

[Apocolyptik1]

because the last chicken leg was to far out of reach, and

[EazyMack]

he really wanted it

[Rock Bottom]

...But the Big Show got it first, and taunted him with being bigger...

[John la Rock]

Vince tells Rob Van Dam that he's going to be World Champ, Of course...

[FourFifty]

Vince was in the midst of a contact high from RVD's pot. Vince said...

[Mister Sinister]

You the best Babe-Eey and blew a whistle like Fonzie in which Van Dam....

[FourFifty]

Fell down in fear from hearing the whistle too many times.

But Shark Boy came back to....

[Danny Electric]

Steal the rest of the pot....

[Mister Sinister]

While Sabu comes out of nowhere and begins pointing upwards, Everyone looks up to see......

[Danny Electric]

Where's Wally...

[Razor Rybek]

Striking a stupid post in a rather gay looking pair of lime green pants, he's reading a magazine entitled..........

[Sin Harvest]

The Wind And The Willows 2: Toad's Weng, he then shrieks at the top of his voice...

[Face Heely]

...as Linda McMahon spears him, exclaiming...

[FourFifty]

"At the request of the internet fans every last hoss will go to jail for crimes aginst wrestling!!!"
Then...

[Mikey]

All the hosses scratched their head and....

[Hardcore Legend]

... The Big show stepped forward & yelled ...

[Mister Sinister]

... The Big show stepped forward & yelled ...

I Got Manhandled In Bed Last Night By Spike Dudley

[Mikey]

A Tarain didnt look surprised when he said....

[Savio]

Me too they all decide to throw a...

[FourFifty]

hissy fit because they all had Spike in the ass at one point or another.
Spike smiled as he...

[Corkscrewed]

pulled out a giant mace out of his scrotum and charged towards...

[EazyMack]

Scott Steiner, who had been indulging in a giant bottle of steroids. Steiner turns to see Spike charging his way, and...

[Mikey]

covers whats left of his genitals and...

[c4g2]

screams bloody murder.

Spike rammed into Steiner...

[Mikey]

then started to hump his leg until....

[EazyMack]

Rick Steiner storms in and starts barking.

[FourFifty]

Rick, too, humped Scott's leg, while Triple H was getting pissed becayse the story didn't revolve around him anymore.
This really freaked Spike out, so he took a gun and...

[EazyMack]

aims it at HHH's nose. The Mountie tackles Spike from behind...

[FourFifty]

While singing that god awful theme song of his. Rick howls and joins in as...

[c4g2]

Triple H no-sells the fight and KOs everyone.

Vinnie Mac reappeared...

[Innovator]

and saw some of his hosses lying on the ground knocked out....

[Savio]

And got so angry he called a meeting

[Corkscrewed]

to announce that Sean O'Haire and his cage were going to be slowly lowered into a pool filled with electric eels, sharks, and...

[Savio]

mae young......Sean said........

[Razor Rybek]

mae young......Sean said........

Shit man, they've killed my career, now they wanna kill me aswell, i guess i'll just...........

[c4g2]

drag all of the dead weight in the WWE in with me like Funaki, Mark Henry, and...

[FourFifty]

most of the SmackDown roster.
Brock was spared because he is the WWE champion, and...

[Corkscrewed]

went on a rampage, killing 594,206 random internet users, most of whom didn't even watch wrestling, before he was arrested and...

[Innovator]

tried for being a monkey on a friday night....

[c4g2]

by Teddy Long.

Teddy then suggested Brock join his thuggin' and buggin' stable...

[FourFifty]

"Because let's face it, playa. Rodney Mack really isn't black. He's really Rodney Mack from The Mean Street Posse."
Brock accepted, as long as...

[Corkscrewed]

he got to watch Teletubbies from 3-4 every day.

Long said...

[FourFifty]

"Whatchu talkin' bout Brock? There be a black Telerubbie?"
Brock then said that he never had a color TV on the farm becasue....

[Mister Sinister]

"Whatchu talkin' bout Brock? There be a black Telerubbie?"
Brock then said that he never had a color TV on the farm becasue....

His Sister didn't make enough on the corner....Long then said, I Beelieve that Player, Teddy Long then stated how the man even held down Sesame Street because it was supposed to be called N.W.P N***ers with Puppits (Props For Anyone Who Knows where that is from) When out of No Where, Mark Henry returns from being pulled down by O'Haire and..........

[Ian]

His Sister didn't make enough on the corner....Long then said, I Beelieve that Player, Teddy Long then stated how the man even held down Sesame Street because it was supposed to be called N.W.P N***ers with Puppits (Props For Anyone Who Knows where that is from) When out of No Where, Mark Henry returns from being pulled down by O'Haire and..........

pulls off teddy long...
(jay and silent bob strikes back)

[Mister Sinister]

pulls off teddy long...
(jay and silent bob strikes back)

Teddy Long turns around and goes, Why you do that Player? However Teddy long soon find to his own horror that Mark Henry has return under the impression he is the Big Show

[Splaya]

Big show then runs out screaming like a little girl.....

[Corkscrewed]

...because moose have gone extinct, thus eliminating his main option for his daily 3:00 snack. Show then grabs the nearest cameraman and...

[Razor Rybek]

eats him, then he grabs the nearest..........

[Savio]

Light weight and throws him into....

[DMI]

Mark Henrys bellybutton..... where he

[Razor Rybek]

Disappear's forever, during his final moments he could be heard screaming......

[Corkscrewed]

"THIS MUST BE WHAT MAE YOUNG FELT!!!"

Meanwhile, Brock and Paul were in the ring still, grossed out what they'd just seen. Brock then accused Henry of being on the internet and...

[FourFifty]

Bashing the teletubbies on Nambla's website.
All of the sudden Brock looks at his title, gets pissed off and says "Belty said you...

[DMI]

need to join me and Goldberg for our next hooked on phonics lesson, where we usually..

[c4g2]

try to get beyond chanting 'Vinnie Mac is god'.

Sean O' Haire then broke out of his cage...

[DMI]

and with an evil grin said...

[Mister Sinister]

I'm not telling you anything You Don't Already Know, Beside he started acting like a Giant Ape, and begins to fling his poo, since he been locked up inside the cage for so long, he actually beleive he's a dirty little monkey..Vince Sees this and....

[DMI]

Gives him a major push, seeing how his talents now far exceed anything the Big Show can do.. Big Show gets mad and...

[The Goochinator]

Gives him a major ass raping then ties to a furnace and throws ice cubes at his naked body for an hour, after this....

[Mister Sinister]

Gives him a major ass raping then ties to a furnace and throws ice cubes at his naked body for an hour, after this....

Triple H now returns from burying the Ring Of Honor and NWA-TNA Roster and is pissed because everyone is now giving Sean O Haire attention, Vince then has a brainstorm to team Triple H and Sean O Haire up with the tag team name, The Dirty Apes

[Oxstar]

but triple h pulls out a sledge hammer from outta no where and attacks sean o'haire!

[Mister Sinister]

but triple h pulls out a sledge hammer from outta no where and attacks sean o'haire!

Who Vince Immediantly blames the idea of Teaming Trips and O'Haire together on Tommy Dreamer, who isn't even on the writing staff, So instead, He puts Dreamer and O'Haire in a cage together and sends them down to OVW, While out of nowhere, The Warrior Appears for apparently no reason at all....

[FourFifty]

And tells Triple H he used to be the WWF Champion.
Everyone laughs except...

[Crimson]

Hulk Hogan. Who starts air guitaring the NWO theme in the middle of the ring, then Triple H gets a shotgun out of his left nostril and blows his brains out. The crowd goes nuts! Then all of a sudden..

[Savio]

....paul "The wall" comes and says: "this is for ruining raw" *kicks in nuts* leaves while hearing ortons music playing.....

[Mister Sinister]

....paul "The wall" comes and says: "this is for ruining raw" *kicks in nuts* leaves while hearing ortons music playing.....

As Orton-Bot runs out and attempts to R.K.O Paul, Of Course, Finally on the 31,384,345th Try, OrtonBot gets it right

[FourFifty]

OrtonBot looks shocked, and balmes it on the invisible Stevie Richards. The Wall no Sells it as the Warrior and Trips say "yeah, I taught him that." The OrtonBot

[Savio]

orton bot RKO's both pauls in the ring and celebrates by eating the shot gun HHH no sells and

[Mister Sinister]

orton bot RKO's both pauls in the ring and celebrates by eating the shot gun HHH no sells and

When out of NoWhere, Hurricane Emerges and Rolls both HHH and Warrior for a Three Count...Triple H, Ashamed that he actually jobbed to a Mid Carder......

[DMI]

realized he had just shot his brains out and decides to steal the Undertakers gimmic, and rises 27 days before he does, but when he turned around.....

[c4g2]

A live feed of Mae Young showering was shown on the TitanTron.

Abruptly, Orlando Jordan rose and formed a "Jobbers United" tag team with Funaki and Bradshaw...

[Jeremy Christian]

and Doink the Clown. They terrorized the lower midcarders until...

[FourFifty]

Doink and Orlando realized that they were the talent in the team, and broke away to form Jobbers United Wolfpac, and they teamed up with...

[OssMan]

Poker Face and Arch Kincaid, forming the black/white/queer alliance...

[FourFifty]

With Rico by their side. Vince saw this and said they need to...

[Crimson]

job to Triple H's splatterd brains . So they did , then Vince made them join the KissMyAss club, so they did. Then Ortonbot came outta nowhere all buttnaked ala Mideon and gave Vince the RKO. Then Tazz came in and jobbed to Orton's jockstrap, then HHH's splatterd brains crawled on top of Tazz and pinned him for the 3 count. Then Sable comes in and...

[Corkscrewed]

shot herself to save the crowd of excess stupidity.

Meanwhile, Tazz, the new champion, was met by an undead Triple H, who pedigreed him, but Tazz actually kicked out, much to Triple H's...

[FourFifty]

shock, because Triple H thought that if someone oversold the pedigree that would balance our his no-sell match. Tazz suddendly transformed into Taz, and locked the Tazmission on Triple H.

[Corkscrewed]

Triple, however, finding himself lying down, lost grip on reality and tore off his trunks and started to butt rub Taz in the groin.

[FourFifty]

At this point, Taz tapped.
Triple H then started to pose, to find out his wang is the size of a...

:naughty:Now isn't that one hell of a note for the next person to start on:naughty:

[Mister Sinister]

At this point, Taz tapped.
Triple H then started to pose, to find out his wang is the size of a...

:naughty:Now isn't that one hell of a note for the next person to start on:naughty:

nothing, as the object he grabbed was a smoked sausage from Oscar Myer...Triple looked down it and at the sledgehammer and now picks the Oscar Mayer Smoked Sausage as his new weapon, in which he immediantly clocks and KO's the beheaded Sable with while saying....I'm the only ****er who can no-sell a gunshot to the head....