Unlike BDC, I come with the Smackdown Spoilers

[What Would Kevin Do?]

LIke always, stolen from www.nodq.com (http://www.nodq.com)


Dark Match

*Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Sean O'Haire with a small package.

Velocity:

*The Gymini defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick.

*Orlando Jordan pinned Ace Steele.

*Vito pinned Funaki with an Impaler DDT.

Smackdown

*Smackdown opens with Rey Mysterio coming out and saying he deserves his title shot at Wrestlemania 22. He calls out Randy Orton, but WWE World champion Kurt Angle comes out instead. Angle says that his beef isn't with Rey but with Orton, and says that nobody can defeat him. Orton comes out and says that they both suck. He says he can defeat them both, but will wait until Wrestlemania to do it. Teddy Long comes out.

*JBL pinned Daniel Cross, who is a Harley Race trainee.

*WWE United States champion Chris Benoit defeated Road Warrior Animal with a crossface.

*Paul Birchall defeated Booker T via countout when Boogeyman came out and took Sharmell.

*Lashley & Tatanka & Matt Hardy defeated Finlay & MNM. MNM hit the Snapshot on Tatanka but Lashley hit a spear and scored the pin.

*The Mexicools defeated Jamie Noble and Kid Kash.

*They did a vignette where Booker T was searching for Sharmell but found nothing but worms.

*Booker was looking for Sharmell but every door had worms around it. When he finally found Sharmell, she was in a room on a stool surrounded by tons of worms. Boogeyman appeared and laughed.

*WWE World champion Kurt Angle defeated Rey Mysterio after Mysterio went for the 619 but was caught and pulled into the ring with an AnkleLock and Rey tapped. Orton hit the ring and he and Angle went at it. The show ended with Angle hitting the Angleslam and locking the Ankle Lock on Orton.

[Indifferent Clox]

whatever became of melina talking to Matt that one night about scratching each others backs?

[RGWhat316]

Not too bad of a show. But why isn't Undertaker listed? I figured he would be on the final show before WM.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

whatever became of melina talking to Matt that one night about scratching each others backs?

He decided to fight MnM instead. That's when he was teaming with Tatanka....

[Impact!]

Dark Match

*Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Sean O'Haire with a small package.

:(

Velocity:

*The Gymini defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick.

:'(

*Orlando Jordan pinned Ace Steele.

:'(

*Paul Birchall defeated Booker T via countout when Boogeyman came out and took Sharmell.

:D

*The Mexicools defeated Jamie Noble and Kid Kash.

:D

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sounds like shit to me. I guess my wet dreams of seeing Paul London & Brian Kendrick defending the WWE Tag Team Championship at WrestleMania won't come to pass in reality.

The Mexicools may get the title shot, but they don't even come close to Paul London & Brian Kendrick in terms of tag team chemistry, in my opinion. Would still be a good match, though.

Paul Burchill beating Booker T makes me happy, as does seeing cruiserweight action on SmackDown!. I assume that the cruisers will have to do something at WrestleMania, simply because if they don't, it is a wasted segment.

Usually reading the spoilers for SmackDown! actually boosts my excitement, but not this time. It actually makes me not want to buy WrestleMania. I will probably mark out if Daniel Cross shows potential, though. Bring in Brent Albright, have them team together and call them "Team Benoit". :drool:

[Disturbed316]

Whoot at O'Haire doing a dark match

Boo at him getting beaten by Scotty.

[Xero]

But you're not telling me anything I don't already know.

[Afterlife]

But you're not telling me anything I don't already know.

HAHAHAAAAA...That's good stuff. If Sean comes back full steam...I want him to be evil again. :D

[The Greater Power]

by Jerry Pilarz

The evening begins with a really cool video montage of Wrestlemania 21. Getting everyone in the mood for the week? No, just an ad for the 3-DVD set. Available at your local retailer.

Velocity

Scotty 2 Hotty b Sean O’Haire when O’Haire broke up the worm attempt but S2H reversed into an inside cradle. Not a good match.

Gyminis w/Simon Dean b Paul London and Brian Kendrick when the Gyminis picked Kendrick up and threw him straight up into the air and let him drop. Had a nice springboard missile dropkick by Kendrick coming in on a hot tag.

Orlando Jordan b Ace Steel

Vito w/Nunzio b Funaki

Smackdown

Rey Mysterio comes out, begins by calling out Randy Orton fo! r costing him a recent match. Kurt Angle then comes out and says that nobody has a chance of beating him, nobody beats him, and calls out Randy Orton for costing him a recent match. Orton comes out but talks from the aisle, saying that a handicap match with, “the Legend Killer versus the Paper Champion and the Charity Case,” sounds like a fine idea. Orton is getting better on the stick. He ain’t the Rock or Austin by any means, but he is getting better. Mysterio and Angle begin to argue and Orton suggests that they fight each other. Teddy Long then comes out and says that is an intriguing idea, so, naturally, he makes the main event Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio for the World Heavyweight Championship. He then asks security to escort Orton from the building. Teddy also announces Undertaker vs. Mark Henry.

Backstage vignette with Orton being quite upset about having to leave, he drives off.

Chris Benoit b The Road Warrior via submission with the crossface. Animal had a lot of clothing on, leather vest, shirt, cap, etc. Stops in the aisle with a mic and says that he carried the Road Warriors for years and he’s not in Wrestlemania, tells Benoit that he is going to beat him and prove that he indeed deserves to be at Mania. Okay, sure. They both exchange punches and Benoit backs Animal into the corner. As the ref pushes Benoit away, Animal gets Knux out of his pocket. Benoit goes back and Animal throws the brass punch but Benoit grabs his arm and crossface. Tap out.

Backstage vignette with Benoit walking back from his match, where he runs into JBL. JBL’s comments, best as I can remember:

“Well well well. Chris Benoit. You made the Road Warrior tap out. You are one of the finest technical wrestlers in the world. And you know what? I also knew one of the finest technical wrestlers in the world and I beat him and took his championship. Your friend, Eddie Guerrero.”

Benoit answers that it’s a good thing JBL’s hand is better, because he’s going to need it to tap out.

JBL b David Cross with two Clotheslines from Hell. Total squash, 80-90 seconds tops. JBL is visibly flabby, as he looks like a lot of other guys lately that look like they’re missing something.

Video of a Hall of Fame mo! ntage, a Divas DVD montage and the Miz is coming to Smackdown.

Paul Birchill b Booker T via countout. Boogeyman’s music and smoke hit about a minute into the match. Sharmell was standing on the side of the ring by the aisle. Booker ran to the other side of the ring and hid under it. Boogeyman then appeared from under the ring on the side Sharmell was standing on and picked her up and took her away. Booker T ran up the aisle, and Birchill wins by countout.

Backstage vignette of Booker frantically looking for Sharmell.

Bobby Lashley & Matt Hardy & Tatanka b NMN and Finlay when Hardy pinned Johnny Nitro after a twist of fate. Good, entertaining match. Lashley is getting better all the time. Nice double suplex spot with MNM. Tatanka looked pretty good, came in and got some offense and then did a ton of selling. Action really picked up with some nice work, including Hardy doing a combination bulldog/clothesline and Lashley giving Finlay a pretty high backdrop on the floor. Looked like Nitro got his nose bloodied hardway. MNM and Finlay argued all the way to the back.

Mark Henry came out to the ring, which had! a black carpet, some dead memorial wreaths and a podium. Henry came out in a suit, carrying papers. He stepped to the podium and started speaking, well, actually, reading his promo from the sheet. A few lines in, a ringside tech ran up to the ring and started shaking another mic at Henry wildly. He stopped, grabbed the other mic and started his promo all over again. This was unbelievably funny, as in the entire arena was laughing funny. He then gave the Annual Undertaker Undefeated At Wrestlemania promo, where he read off all the names of the guys Taker has beaten throughout history, but, of course, this year is going to be different.

Super Crazy & Psicosis b Jamie Noble & Kid Kash when Crazy pinned Kash after an awesome exploder suplex off the top rope. Fun mat! ch with the expected Luchador influence. Roll-out sunset flips into drop kicks, a few quebradoras, and Psicosis did a nice corkscrew plancha.

Backstage, Booker T is still frantically searching for Sharmell. He finds her amidst a giant pile of worms.

Kurt Angle retained the World Heavyweight Championship over Rey Mysterio via submission to the ankle lock. Started off mostly on the ground, with a wristlock chain, armdrag and side headlocks. Angle in control early and lots of “Eddie”chants. Rey went for the 619, but Angle moved. Mysterio tilt-a-whirl head sciss! ors throws Angle out of the ring, but Angle tosses Mysterio into the side boards while avoiding a baseball slide. More slow mat work, then Angle gives a Northern Lights suplex and after Angle released I thought Mysterio was just going to fly out of the ring. Mysterio starts a comeback with a springboard crossbody and a perfect sunset flip roll out into the dropkick. Mysterio hits the springboard plancha into a back bridge, but Angle breaks free and hits a release German suplex. Angle getting ready for the Angle slam, but Rey reverses down and kicks Angle into the ropes for the 619. Mysterio swings his legs around but Angle grabs an ankle, and Rey tapped. Tapped pretty quick, actually.

Angle starts to walk down the aisle and Randy Orton comes from out under the ring! and gives Mysterio a RKO. Orton grabs the mic and tells Angle that he’s gonna kick his ass on Sunday. Angle comes in and they brawl, Angle hits the Angle slam and the applies the ankle lock and Orton taps like mad. Angle poses with the belt.

[St. Jimmy]

Dark Match

*Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Sean O'Haire with a small package. = LOL.

[Rammsteinmad]

Sean O'Haire :love:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ew, SmackDown! does look really shitty. I'll still watch for The Mexicools vs. Jamie Noble & Kid Kash and Booker T vs. Burchill and maybe the Six-Man. The WWE needs to really get their shit in order, though.

[Londoner]

Only thing worth watching seems to be the Angle/Mysterio match.Remember Kurt said he wanted to put on a classic with Rey at WM, maybe this could be that classic match he wanted.