Possible new, third, heavyweight title [Archive]

Dorkchop

03-30-2006, 12:25 AM

Talks are going on that WWE is gonna introduce a third world heavyweight title after this year's Wrestle-Mania. The most fucking thing about this is that the Yetay is set to return and hold the belt.
Who would you like to see him feud with..

HeartBreakMan2k

03-30-2006, 12:28 AM

See, I was pretty pissed when I first heard about a third world title, but I knew the Ye-TAY could make it credible. I really would like to see big Vis feud with him over who rapes their opponent better.

Pepsi Man

03-30-2006, 12:29 AM

He's so gotta feud with The Gambler over it.

Executioner

03-30-2006, 12:29 AM

Does anyone know what it would be called.....

Id say the most likely and most useful name would be something like the International Heavyweight Championship...

Dorkchop

03-30-2006, 12:34 AM

Rumours are flying around everywhere that it's going to be called the Super Fun Times Happy Champ.

Sadly, HHH is going to hold this title 7 times.

Pepsi Man

03-30-2006, 12:35 AM

Rumours are flying around everywhere that it's going to be called the Super Fun Times Happy Champ.

Sadly, HHH is going to hold this title 7 times.
The most fucking thing is that four of those reigns are scheduled to take place before SummerSlam.

Dorkchop

03-30-2006, 12:38 AM

The most fucking thing is that four of those reigns are scheduled to take place before SummerSlam.

And the other three are scheduled to happen during Summerslam.

Nark Order

03-30-2006, 12:39 AM

Hear the rumors of the Repoman surprise title run?

Xero

03-30-2006, 07:26 AM

I heard that it's going to be a piece of cardboard with Triple H's spit on it. Apparently the WWE recently silently bought out CZW.

03-30-2006, 07:37 AM

Rumours are flying around everywhere that it's going to be called the Super Fun Times Happy Champ.

Sadly, HHH is going to hold this title 7 times.

This just in those 7 title runs will all happen on the 4/3/06 RAW and the 4/7/06 Smackdown
The WWE feels this will bring ratings so they are making both shows Triple H appreciation night

In random news a psychic has predicted the lowest ratings ever for the WWE next week

Xero

03-30-2006, 07:41 AM

I just heard that the WWE is taking KK's idea (fucking TPWW lurkers) and just tattooing it to Hunter's waist.

The thing that they didn't discuss with Hunter is that he will have to lose the title down the line, stealing my idea. :foc:

tucsonspeed6

03-30-2006, 07:48 AM

I heard they're in talks with Red Rooster right now. He'll likely get the title sooner than later...

Afterlife

03-30-2006, 09:34 AM

Rumours are flying around everywhere that it's going to be called the Super Fun Times Happy Champ.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good lord...I love it.

Pepsi Man

03-30-2006, 09:39 AM

I heard that it's going to be a piece of cardboard with Triple H's spit on it. Apparently the WWE recently silently bought out CZW.
And they're upgrading the title belt?

chipoftheoldblock

03-30-2006, 11:10 AM

Are they gonna make a new brand for it or make it exclusive to the current brands

03-30-2006, 11:41 AM

it's gonna be exclusive to the internet and the brain childs that write the show come up with a unbelieveable name for the title
The Internet Championship

Indifferent Clox

03-30-2006, 12:17 PM

It's actually going to be called the underwaterbasketweaving championship. But like the World Heavyweight title where you don't have to be Heavyweight to use it nor is it defended by the whole world, the name has nothing to do with it.

tucsonspeed6

03-30-2006, 12:38 PM

Somewhere on this site, a really great underwater basket weaver is pulling a Tim White because of that big disappointment

alvarado52

03-30-2006, 01:07 PM

i heard rumor of it being named the Tatooine Heavyweight Championship

Schoenauer

03-30-2006, 01:09 PM

My guess is the title will be the Triple H Championship.

Indifferent Clox

03-30-2006, 01:12 PM

That's already the World Heavyweight Title.

I think the Tatooine title should have a Lightsaber shoot out the end, very fallic. Triple H could literally kill Jobbers with it.

Xero

03-30-2006, 01:12 PM

OMG! I just found a picture on it on WWE.com! It's gone now, but LOOK!

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4050/chhhamp8sr.jpg

:eek:

alvarado52

03-30-2006, 01:27 PM

LMAO! Why does Triple H's head have bird feet and eagles claws?

Indifferent Clox

03-30-2006, 01:51 PM

LMAO! Why does Triple H's head have bird feet and eagles claws?
That's so mean.. You don't just ask out loud... ugh.. manners kid!

Xero

03-30-2006, 02:34 PM

LMAO! Why does Triple H's head have bird feet and eagles claws?
Cause he's coo coo.

And because I can't be assed to erase them.

Corkscrewed

03-30-2006, 03:47 PM

For Cocoa Puffs?

Xero

03-30-2006, 03:59 PM

For Cocoa Puffs?
For Hooty McBoobs.

Arnold HamNegger

03-30-2006, 04:02 PM

Well I have a guy who knows a guy, who knows another guy that's dating a girl whose blowing a guy on the inside...and he says has that WWE promised Matt Hardy a World Championship run as an incentive to re-sign with the company. So at Backlash there's gonna be a classic match between him and Snitsky, which goes the full 1 hour time limit. After neither one of them is able to even get a near fall, Hardy wins on a controversial ref's decision and becomes the undisputed Jobber Champion of the World.

WWE has the belt narrowed down to 3 designs:

http://portfolios.com/pics/brianmorris/brianmorris_3_p.JPG

tucsonspeed6

03-30-2006, 04:09 PM

They'll get sued for copyright infringment again and we'll have to watch old DVDs with the "Levi Strauss" blurred out of the belt buckle. Then it'll be forever known as the "blurry championship"

Arnold HamNegger

03-30-2006, 04:59 PM

They'll get sued for copyright infringment again and we'll have to watch old DVDs with the "Levi Strauss" blurred out of the belt buckle. Then it'll be forever known as the "blurry championship"

:lol:
Summerslam will be headlined by Hardy vs. Buddy Lee.

Kane Knight

03-30-2006, 05:59 PM

chipoftheoldblock

03-31-2006, 05:31 AM

OMG! I just found a picture on it on WWE.com! It's gone now, but LOOK!

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4050/chhhamp8sr.jpg

:eek:

Nice pic dude

rob11

03-31-2006, 11:00 PM

Folks, it is obvious why they made a 3rd belt. As soon as Steph's baby is born, it will be put in a match vs a returning Chris Jericho for the belt. Jericho will be forced to job.