My Wrestlemania 22 Predictions?

[Truth Commission]

-Cena defeats HHH. Possible double turn during the match, or Cena turns heel the next night.

-Jim Ross blows Lashley backstage (shoot)

-Orton defeats Angle/Rey

-Trish defeats Mickie James

-Flair wins MITB

-HBK shows up at the Hall of Fame (work).



I don't give a flying poo about the rest of the card.

[Savio]

JR doesn't care about black people.

[dablackguy]

JR doesn't care about black people.

Neither does George Bush, but so what

[Truth Commission]

JR doesn't care about black people.


Jim Ross may not care about blacks, but he still loves his nigger dicks.

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Why do you think we care about your wm 22 predictions?

[Truth Commission]

Why do you think we care about your wm 22 predictions?

Because...........I tell the TRUTH!


For example - if I genuinely believe that Jim Ross is sexually attacted to the penises of niggers, I am not lying....or merely trying to obtain an 'LOL' response.

I truly believe that Jim Ross is a penis lesbian faggot that has HIV.

[Blitz]

I approve of this thread.

[94 SVT Cobra]

What the hell was that? Did i just get laid?

[chipoftheoldblock]

HHH pins Cena for the title
Orton new Champ
HbK gets pissed off by the u screwed bret chants
Foley continues his losing streak
Jbl uses the ropes to win the title
Micky loses to Trish
Flair wins the MIB Match...

[Bad Company]

:D THATS RIGHT. ORTON WINS! WHOOOOOOOO

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hey, this could be fun:

-John Cena pins Triple H with a Death Valley Driver variant of the F-U, which JR sells as Cena trying to injure Triple H after Vince McMahon helps Cena win.

-Kurt Angle retains the World Heavyweight Title after hitting rolling Angle Slams on Randy Orton after Orton has hit Rey Mysterio repeatedly, taking advantage of the No DQ rule.

-HBK pins Vince when The Spirit Squad are taken out by Shawn Michaels' amigos Paul London & Brian Kendrick, as well as Val Venis (!) back for revenge. Vince tells them to get to the back or they're all fired, but in the ring is Stone Cold Steve Austin! London, Kendrick & Venis all agree to go to the back, only for Vince McMahon to turn around into a Stone Cold Stunner! Shawn Michaels wins.

-Edge pins Mick Foley with two con-chair-tos, but then claims this wasn't WrestleMania moment-y enough for him. He hits Lita with a steel chair, and then goes to give her a con-chair-to, but Matt Hardy runs to Lita's aid.

-Chris Benoit catches JBL going for a Clothesline from Hell, forcing him to submit to the Crippler Crossface. JBL gets on the mic and yells at Orlando Jordan & Jillian Hall for screwing up. Jillian Hall sneaks behind JBL while he is berating OJ, and gives him a low blow! Orlando Jordan then levels JBL with one of his amateur boxing rights, and JBL sells it like death. Orlando Jordan & Jillian Hall leave together.

-Candice Michelle wins the Playboy Pillow Fight when Victoria gets involved and beats the crap out of Torrie, re-affirming her status as "Head Bitch in Charge". Candice Michelle looks cosy next to Victoria, and proud of beating Torrie, but Candice Michelle then gets her ass kicked! Victoria stands tall over the useless Divas.

-Trish Stratus pins Mickie James to retain the WWE Women's Championship with a Chick Kick followed by the Stratusfaction. On RAW, Victoria has a Women's Title shot. That match ends when Mickie James runs in and attacks Trish Stratus, causing the Champion to retain via DQ (again). Victoria then confronts Mickie James about it. The two get into a Psycho Diva fight! Triple Threat at Backlash for the Women's Title.

-The Money in the Bank Ladder Match goes to a No Contest when Paul Burchill runs in and plunders the treasure. Burchill had confronted Edge & Lita earlier calling himself the "Rated ARGH! Superstar" and closing with "Yo-Ho-Ho" towards Lita. Vince McMahon says that Burchill can have the title shot, if he beats all the other competitors in singles matches over the next few weeks.

-The Undertaker wins the Casket Match against Mark Henry in a 5:00 squash.

-Kane & Big Show retain the World Tag Team Championship when Carlito walks out on Chris Masters, leaving The Masterpiece to get a Double Chokeslam, and be pinned by The Big Show.

-Paul London is presented a new belt representing the WWE Cruiserweight Championship by Theodore Long, since Gregory Helms is injured. Paul London then says he wants to defend the belt against his best friend Brian Kendrick, but MNM come out and say that it is unfair the Cruiserweight Title be represented at WrestleMania, but the WWE Tag Team Championship isn't. Theodore Long then makes an impromtu match right there and then, Paul London & Brian Kendrick challenging MNM for the WWE Tag Team Championship. PL & BK win with Get Well Soon.

-Booker T squashes The Boogeyman, then sends him packing with a Scissors Kick.

Not so much preditions as my wet dream envisionment for WrestleMania.

[anandraval]

cENA VS hhh dq
kurt vs rey vs orton rey wins ric uses the Mib offer and new champ

[Truth Commission]

-Jim Ross blows Lashley backstage (shoot)




And when I say "shoot", I'm talking about Jim Ross receiving a creamy cum facial. :naughty: Yeah that's right, I said it. After getting fucked in the face for 10 minutes straight, JR gets a face full of Lashley's semen. Whether it's the forehead, ears, mouth, or neck, Jim Ross pretty much loses all innocence. :nono:

[Shadow]

Hey, this could be fun:

-John Cena pins Triple H with a Death Valley Driver variant of the F-U, which JR sells as Cena trying to injure Triple H after Vince McMahon helps Cena win.

-Kurt Angle retains the World Heavyweight Title after hitting rolling Angle Slams on Randy Orton after Orton has hit Rey Mysterio repeatedly, taking advantage of the No DQ rule.

-HBK pins Vince when The Spirit Squad are taken out by Shawn Michaels' amigos Paul London & Brian Kendrick, as well as Val Venis (!) back for revenge. Vince tells them to get to the back or they're all fired, but in the ring is Stone Cold Steve Austin! London, Kendrick & Venis all agree to go to the back, only for Vince McMahon to turn around into a Stone Cold Stunner! Shawn Michaels wins.

-Edge pins Mick Foley with two con-chair-tos, but then claims this wasn't WrestleMania moment-y enough for him. He hits Lita with a steel chair, and then goes to give her a con-chair-to, but Matt Hardy runs to Lita's aid.

-Chris Benoit catches JBL going for a Clothesline from Hell, forcing him to submit to the Crippler Crossface. JBL gets on the mic and yells at Orlando Jordan & Jillian Hall for screwing up. Jillian Hall sneaks behind JBL while he is berating OJ, and gives him a low blow! Orlando Jordan then levels JBL with one of his amateur boxing rights, and JBL sells it like death. Orlando Jordan & Jillian Hall leave together.

-Candice Michelle wins the Playboy Pillow Fight when Victoria gets involved and beats the crap out of Torrie, re-affirming her status as "Head Bitch in Charge". Candice Michelle looks cosy next to Victoria, and proud of beating Torrie, but Candice Michelle then gets her ass kicked! Victoria stands tall over the useless Divas.

-Trish Stratus pins Mickie James to retain the WWE Women's Championship with a Chick Kick followed by the Stratusfaction. On RAW, Victoria has a Women's Title shot. That match ends when Mickie James runs in and attacks Trish Stratus, causing the Champion to retain via DQ (again). Victoria then confronts Mickie James about it. The two get into a Psycho Diva fight! Triple Threat at Backlash for the Women's Title.

-The Money in the Bank Ladder Match goes to a No Contest when Paul Burchill runs in and plunders the treasure. Burchill had confronted Edge & Lita earlier calling himself the "Rated ARGH! Superstar" and closing with "Yo-Ho-Ho" towards Lita. Vince McMahon says that Burchill can have the title shot, if he beats all the other competitors in singles matches over the next few weeks.

-The Undertaker wins the Casket Match against Mark Henry in a 5:00 squash.

-Kane & Big Show retain the World Tag Team Championship when Carlito walks out on Chris Masters, leaving The Masterpiece to get a Double Chokeslam, and be pinned by The Big Show.

-Paul London is presented a new belt representing the WWE Cruiserweight Championship by Theodore Long, since Gregory Helms is injured. Paul London then says he wants to defend the belt against his best friend Brian Kendrick, but MNM come out and say that it is unfair the Cruiserweight Title be represented at WrestleMania, but the WWE Tag Team Championship isn't. Theodore Long then makes an impromtu match right there and then, Paul London & Brian Kendrick challenging MNM for the WWE Tag Team Championship. PL & BK win with Get Well Soon.

-Booker T squashes The Boogeyman, then sends him packing with a Scissors Kick.

Not so much preditions as my wet dream envisionment for WrestleMania.

*is on one knee with a ring extended* Marry me and we'll be happy for the rest of our lives.