Official Raw Thread 04/03/06-Wrestlemania Aftermath

[Xero]

Dalip?

[Xero]

ROFL IT'S JAMAL!

[Corndad]

Is that Jamal?????

[Boondock Saint]

:wtf:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, so wait. Is this guy the Cuban version of 3 minute warning?

[Blitz]

what....the....fuck....

[Gone Mad]

BAW GAWD FLAIR'S THREE MINUTES ARE UP1!!!!

[NeanderCarl]

Jamal???

[Azriel]

Its a white Kamala!

[zdmay]

Is that Jamal?

[Skippord]

Jamal???

[St. Jimmy]

wtf??

[Xero]

Running stink face! LOL

[Boondock Saint]

Jamal is now a cross between Rikishi and Kamala?

[G-wrath]

A Samoan wearing UnderArmour, introduced by Eric's Estrada's lover. Umaya or whatever his name is reminds me of a cross between that guy from LOST, and Kamala.

[NeanderCarl]

"The One Man Headshrinker"

[Savio]

tres minutos

[Xero]

Man, he's gone from street thug to jungle thug.

[Boondock Saint]

That manager dude has creepy eyes.

[RawRocks]

Jamal.. The Polynesian Hairdresser

[Triple A]

I am watching Raw tonight for some reason.

Wow they have done this islander gimmick liek 47 times. AWFUL.

[Azriel]

Wrestlecrap in the making? Or the start of something big (no pun intended)?

[diothoir]

That was a big pile of terrible right there.

All that for Jamal as a Samoan Blanka.

[Savio]

Osamas from OVW, right?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Well, we've now answered the age old question "What if a Tony Montana rip off managed a neo-age version of Meng/Haku?

yeah..."

[Blitz]

Triple A in a Raw thread :eek:

[Gone Mad]

LOL I love that they got this great hype man from OVW to bring out OBawGawd Jamal? I was hoping you know... Test or Highlanders, but Jamal? I dunno, we'll see how this goes.

[Blitz]

:eek: White Sox turn their back on TNA

[G-wrath]

Triple H is ditching.....

[Xero]

Hey, you think in about 10 years Jamal will be an emo dancer?

[NeanderCarl]

It's the night after WrestleMania and suddenly EVERYBODY is gunning for the WWE title... thing is we all know Triple H is gonna get the shot at Backlash, so it's moot anyway... and everyone who hinted at wanting a title match has immediately ended up preoccupied (HBK with the McMahons again, Flair with Estrada and Jamal). The only viable alternative is Edge, maybe in a Triple Threat at Backlash?

[Xero]

No new theme? :( :'(

[G-wrath]

lol

[Azriel]

Umm, is Trips going back and forth between songs?

[NeanderCarl]

Anyone think Cena will get a surprise tag team partner in this one?

Thinking maybe Hogan?

[St. Jimmy]

pick a theme Trips =/

[JH]

i think Jamal is wishing his 3 minutes were up

[Azriel]

probably Mick

[Savio]

I hoping for a triple threat at backlash.

[zdmay]

What does Cena mean by takin' it to the next level?

[St. Jimmy]

the neverending boos... =)

[Gone Mad]

LOL if HHH wins, will he go with the theme from 99? Watching Unlimited just reminded me that yeah, he DOES have a new theme he should be using.

THE CHAMP IS HURRR AND WE DON'T CURRR! IT'S CENA!

[Xero]

Styles: "They can tag out if they choose"...

So what, THEY don't even know what type of match it is and they're going to wing it? What's the point in even having the option if it's tornado rules? :wtf:

[NeanderCarl]

Could be Mick, but I thought he was done with wrestling for a few months after WM?

Knowing stubborn old WWE, it will be exactly what they claim.... a handicap match.

[Blitz]

LOL at Trips. He should have brought his throne out.

[G-wrath]

Maybe Lita got up into the music cues, and passed along the botch, so they ended up using his old theme.

[Xero]

If Test (or anyone) (re)debuted here and sided with Cena, would he be heel or face?

[NeanderCarl]

Trying to justify those who boo Cena as being "traditional wrestling fans" or "old-school" will only make people boo him more, to send a message to WWE that they DO have loyal, longtime fans, even though they don't appreciate it.

[Triple A]

I want to stick my penis between Lita's breasts.

[Skippord]

Cena OVERCOMES THE ODDS AGAIN GOD DAMMIT!!!

[Blitz]

See what happens when you hang out with Lita? You start botching Spears.

[St. Jimmy]

next week on Raw: Edge meets the glass celing.

[Boondock Saint]

HHH beatin Edge's ass! WOOOO

[Skippord]

Oh nevermind

[Xero]

:D

[Skippord]

SPEAR COMING

[zdmay]

Cena is stupid, never turn your back on the Game.

[Blitz]

As close to a face turn as we'll get outta Trips, I think.

[Corndad]

This is looking like a triple threat at Backlash...

[NeanderCarl]

Shouldn't that be a disqualification? Being attacked by somebody other than your opponent would be a DQ, partner or not, surely?

Well, now Triple H will use the age-old "yeah you beat me, but you can't kick out of my pedigree" schtick to justify a re-match at Backlash.

[St. Jimmy]

"BOW DOWN BEFORE THE KING" LMAO.

[Gone Mad]

HHH is God. After that, it proves it. WOOOO!

Best Raw in a while, and that says something. To think I was gonna stop watching after Rey won the belt... but I sure as hell don't wanna see him w/ it for more than a month.

Anyways, really great show and I can't wait to see what happens next.

[NeanderCarl]

It was above average but it wasn't awesome.

I noticed the people who loved tonight's Raw are the same people who have a hard-on for the Spirit Squad!

Man, it's only the Tag Titles.

On that note, I think WWE would have been better putting the Big Show/Kane vs Spirit Squad match at WrestleMania last night, and having the Carlito vs Masterpiece match, dropping the lame pillow fight from the card instead.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait, wait, wait...

Why is God booked for Backlash and not Armaggedon?

Vince McMahon "The BAH-GAWD DEVIL HIMSELF" vs. "The Lord and Saviour" Jesus Christ

[Lock Jaw]

I thought WWE released Jesus awhile ago.

[Innovator]

When Alejandro was introducing someone..the mark in me started chanting for Punk

[KingofOldSchool]

I had a feeling it was going to be that Dalip Singh guy.

[loopydate]

probably Mick

Since Foley is God, after all. That was my immediate thought when the match was made.

And, yeah, I thought that Estrada was going to bring out either Punk (it being in Chicago and him talking about the next generation) or Dalip ('cause Vince really really really likes to hype up big people). Was not expecting Jamal Ekmo Fatu Kamala Saba Simba.

[KingofOldSchool]

Any predictions on how long Headshrinker 2006 will last before being thrown on Heat?

[Corndad]

Any predictions on how long Headshrinker 2006 will last before being thrown on Heat?

Next Week.

[Boondock Saint]

Just watched the clip of McMahon calling Shane "the product of my semen." ROFL @ Shane's reaction.

Oh how I've missed the McMahons.

[Corkscrewed]

^ Ditto that. Shane's face was priceless.

Now, I gotta love how wrong this whole "Booking God Himself" into a match is. We've joked about this sixty million times in captions, but now, GOD will finally wrestle in a match! :rofl:

But yeah, they can take this any number of ways, including bringing in Foley because he is God. Or Bret Hart because he is Canadian God. Or HHH because he thinks he's a god (of thunder... ala Thor). Or maybe they'll pull Taker style pyros as a gag. Or God really WILL come down and like... destroy the McMahons, since Vince is the devil.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh no...do you think...Mordecai was rumoured to be coming back to the WWE... :-\

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can't believe they're trying to get Jamal over as a singles wrestler. BTW, Umaga is possibly the stupidest name ever. It just doesn't work, IMO.

CM Punk being Estrada's ally would have been nice. Ric Flair vs. CM Punk at Backlash has much more appeal, and Punk could get heat by showing footage of him being associated with John Cena at WrestleMania. :D

But seriously, Punk won't be allowed to use the Pepsi Plunge in the WWE, so getting him into a feud with Ric Flair and having Punk start to use the Figure Four could get over pretty big. I still have hopes CM Punk will be the one to break The Masterlock (via casual low blow).

[Azriel]

Nah, it'll be Carlito breaking the Lock, and I think Punk will be brought in as a crony of Vince's to take out Cena. I picture Vince telling Cena something like 'it takes a punk to beat a punk", sonething like that if he keeps the same name.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Alienoid, are you out of your fucking mind? CM Punk nothin'.

[Innovator]

He's better than you

[parkmania]

They should let any 2 out of the 5 defend the tag titles. that would be awesome.

That's what I was gonna say. Like WWF did with Demolition. I liked that idea.


Fixed.

[John la Rock]

wasn't CM Punk supposed to be a deaf wrestler or something

[Destor]

Great RAW. But else do you expect from Chicago?

[Londoner]

It was above average but it wasn't awesome.

I noticed the people who loved tonight's Raw are the same people who have a hard-on for the Spirit Squad!

Man, it's only the Tag Titles.

On that note, I think WWE would have been better putting the Big Show/Kane vs Spirit Squad match at WrestleMania last night, and having the Carlito vs Masterpiece match, dropping the lame pillow fight from the card instead.


Ok now listen you fucking retard.I've read one too many posts in this thread where everyone has been praising this show and then you come up with some stupid comment like 'they're turning masters face'(despite the fact that you could clearly hear the face chants for carlito) or something.Seriously, just shut it.Give a positive comment for once, it wasn't that hard to do for this show.I'm not saying every Raw is good or anything, but be balanced in your opinions if you're going to criticise for fuck sake.

That was a good raw following up from a good wrestlemania.

[The Naitch]

Punk is going to Smackdown