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loopydate
04-04-2006, 12:20 AM
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Lock Jaw
04-04-2006, 01:50 AM
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FATALITY.

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Booker T: If you want today's mail back you will pay me a sum of... one hundred BILLION dollars.

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Bad, Lashley! Bad! That is NOT a cheeseburger!

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Burchill: Yarrrrr. How far up be this "glass ceiling"? I would stake claim on any and all treasure contained upon yon forbidden ground!
Vastardikai
04-04-2006, 03:23 AM
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Orton: Look at Mark's knee pads!

Daivari: They're right there!

Mark: And they're white!

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JR: Bah God, that Table isn't made of beef Jerky.

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Angle Nobly Sacrificed himself to save the Buffet Table from Mark Henry.

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Nobody bothered to tell Mark that he had a heatless white man growing out of his ass.

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Rey botched giving Randy A High Five.

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Kurt Angle's "Shaggy Dog" gimmick was dead in the water.

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Pat Summerall: The Kick is up... and it just barely splits the endzone for 3 points!

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The crowd was shocked when Mark attempted to eat Rey Misterio.

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Daivari: How many people are going to take a number 1 during this match?

*All but one fan raises their hand*

Daivari: Ah, so you are a Mark Henry fan?

Fan: No, I was just waiting for you to ask how many people were going to take a number 2.

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Booker: "I Still Remember?" What does that mean?

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The Anthrax attack of '06 was a terrorist attack unlike none other.

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Papa Shongo made people Puke and bleed black ink. His clone only gives them Diahrrea...

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Booker, Sharmell, and Black Dude in Red Jacket run away, Scooby Doo style!

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Security Man behind Finlay: You're a Fighting Irish Bastard!

Finlay: call me that to my face!

Security Man behind Finlay: HELL NO!

Somebody's Gonna Die: *fap fap fap fap*

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Lashley: Are you done changing that tire yet, Ric?

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Lashley: What about now, Ric? Ric? RIC?

*back in the lockerroom*

Ric Flair: Best of all, Lashley thinks I'm changing a tire on some car I don't even OWN!?!

Rest of Locker room: :rofl: That was a Great Rib! :rofl:

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Lashley takes his "Fuck SUVs" message a bit too far...

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Lashley: The Muffler is right there!

Test Giver: Good, now find the Oil Pan.

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JR: Bah Gawd it looks like a car wreck on I-95!

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Finlay: I said, give me BACK me Lucky Charms!

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Lashley: I want an X-Box 360, Dammit!

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JBL breaks the World Record for Longest Burp of all time.

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JBL: You want to know what happened? I was fingering Lita and...

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Teddy Long reforms the Nation of Domination.

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As Benoit prepares Gregory for the Triple H jobber induction, the rest wait anxiously...

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Triple H: You must all Job to me, now! Last one in this ring has to wrestle Bob Holly!

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Bored with this match, Benoit decides to fly up and visit O'Haire.

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Worst. Canadian Destroyer. Ever.

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Benoit is such a wrestling god: He can hurt people with the sharpshooter and catch popcorn thrown to him from ringside in his mouth AT THE SAME TIME!

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It was all fun and games until the Bull Gored her.

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Stevie Richards' Live Sex segment was awesome!

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Is that a massive dong under her skirt?

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Horny Transsexuals were the cause of the WWE's Demise...

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Gillian: Stop...STOP... ooh, that feels pretty good! ... DON'T STOP!

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Cole: what in the hell are they doing?

Lawler: I don't know, but I hope they don't stop!

Cole: Jerry, what are you doing here?

Lawler: Puppies!

Cole: Look here, FUCKHEAD!

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Someone doesn't look to be too pleased about having to spend the night with Viscera!

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Alan Tudyk makes his WWE Debut. (Rep for ANYONE who gets this.)

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William wows the crowd with his tip-toeing ability.

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Cole: Look, it's the First Pirate in the HISTORY of the WWE!

Carl Oullete: *at Home* FUCK YOU!

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Now we know who REALLY broke the Titan-Tron...