Am I the only one who's reading this dyslexically?

[Corkscrewed]

I look at the forum list and see this:

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And keep on thinking God wants to ask for his release. :lol:



Anyway, to make this thread relevant, now that God has been booked in a match, try to come up with the most outrageous but at least very very very slightly possible booking scenario you can come up with.

It's a game.

[Dorkchop]

Boogeyman vs Santa Claus. I don't really have a scenario though. If the Boogeyman was a heel he could be all like "Christmas is bad... Christmas is for greedy people.... People only buy presents for other people so they can receive presents from them." And things like that. Natually they'd have a mystery superstar dressed as Santa Claus.

Man they Boogeyman could be a good heel. All the WWE needs to do is have him haunt superstars with their fears. It's not even hard to think of ideas.

[Corkscrewed]

yeah but it's so outlandish people will cheer.

They'd have to have him be really really cruel and stuff, like The Undertaker.

And even that would get him cheered eventually.

[Schoenauer]

Buddah vs. Big Show. Big Show says he's the biggest thing to ever happen in the WWE, and then ol' Buddah comes along claiming he's the biggest thing... cut to a sumo match between Show and Buddah where Show gets his ass beaten just running into Buddah.

[Blitz]

The scene is Backlash. Early in the night, a pretape airs showing Vince McMahon being assaulted by several figures dressed in black. Later, JR announces that it will now be a one on one match between Shane and HBK (because no one expects God to show up right?)

Anyways, fast forward to the match. HBK and Shane hit the ring and are ready to fight when suddenly, Joan Osborne's "One Of Us" hits...

JR-"BAHGAWD, IT'S GAWD!!!"

As your standard God figure (White robe, white hair, white beard) makes his way to the ring, Shane jumps Shawn (distracted, of course by the Lord and Saviour making an actual apperance). As Shane works over Shawn, God waits anxiously on the apron until HBK turns the tide, and then makes the hot tag to the Man Upstairs. As Shawn collapses in the corner, the Lord has Shane dead to rights when suddenly...GOD TURNS AROUND AND HITS THE BRONCO BUSTER ON SHAWN!!! God and Shane beat down Michaels for a bit, but HBK makes a comeback, and manages to toss Shane and the False Idol to the outside.

Just when Shawn thinks he's safe, though, Motorhead hits, and out comes Triple H, wearing a crown of thorns and carrying, instead of his usual sledge hammer, a giant wooden cross! Shawn motions for him to bring it on, and Hunter smirks and gestures to the back...12 figures in hooded white robes emerge, and follow the King of Kings to the ring, where they overpower and destroy Michaels.

JR-"BAHGAWD, THE 12 APOSTLES AND JESUS CHRIST ARE WHIPPIN' HBK LIKE A GUVERMENT MULE!!!!!11"

With Michaels finally down for the count. God gets up off the floor and grabs a mic. As the Apostles restrain Michaels, they remove their hoods to reveal the Spirit Squad, Chris Masters, Danny Basham, Lance Cade, Rob Conway, Val Venis, Snitsky, and Shelton Benjamin , God leans over, and starts tearing at his beard and hair, finally revealing....VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!!

Vince-"IT WAS ME, MICHAELS!!!! WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?!?!"

Just as the Corporate Church is about to deliver the final blow, the arena goes dark, and music begins to play...It's "Antichrist Superstar" by Marilyn Manson...

At the top of the ramp, bathed in hellish red lights and accompanied by the Sinister Minister, it's THE DEVIL HIMSELF! Lucifer runs to the ring and begins taking out Apostles (naturally, using a ton of banned moves such as a double underhook piledriver and a vertebraker). HBK gets his wind back and joins the fight. The ring is cleared, and all that's left is Michaels and the Archfiend. They stare each other down as the show ends...

JR-"BAHGAWD, HBK HAS JUST ALLIED WITH SATAN HIMSELF AND TAKEN OUT GOD!!!! WHAT WILL COME OF THIS?? TUNE IN TO RAW TOMORROW!!! BBQSAUCESTUNNER!!!"

[Pinnacle Charisma]

[QUOTE=Blitz]
With Michaels finally down for the count. God gets up off the floor and grabs a mic. As the Apostles restrain Michaels, they remove their hoods to reveal the Spirit Squad, Chris Masters, Danny Basham, Lance Cade, Rob Conway, Val Venis, Snitsky, and Shelton Benjamin , God leans over, and starts tearing at his beard and hair, finally revealing....VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!!

Vince-"IT WAS ME, MICHAELS!!!! WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?!?!"


[QUOTE]


LOL I can so see that really happening

[Kane Knight]

I'd laugh if Hassan made a suprise return.

And now, his partner, hailing from Creation itself, weighing so much that He Himself cannot lift Himself...

...*several moments' silence*

Vince: Looks like He's not showing. Start the damn....

ALLLEYAAAAAAALEYAAAAAAA

Vince: DAMMIT, Hassan!

[Kane Knight]

yeah but it's so outlandish people will cheer.

They'd have to have him be really really cruel and stuff, like The Undertaker.

And even that would get him cheered eventually.

Yeah, the gimmick's too stupid to work as a heel. Like Monty Brown or Eugene...:shifty:

[Xero]

Cole: FUNAKI IS THA NEW WWE.. CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN!

[Arnold HamNegger]

Boogeyman vs Santa Claus. I don't really have a scenario though. If the Boogeyman was a heel he could be all like "Christmas is bad... Christmas is for greedy people.... People only buy presents for other people so they can receive presents from them." And things like that. Natually they'd have a mystery superstar dressed as Santa Claus.

Believe it or not, something like this was already done. The character's name was Xanta Xlaus.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/xanta.jpg

[Xero]

It could work once Creative has run it's course with Kane's character....

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/1953/kanecc15el.jpg

Although instead of "Christmas Creature" he'll be "Kandy Kane"...