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Corkscrewed
04-10-2006, 12:51 AM
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From Cena's MySpace...
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=53242471&blogID=107444189&MyToken=9e9eca6d-878d-4162-9548-238ac31d028d


life moves pretty fast
I write from a hotoel outside of des moines. i have 4 minutes to jot this down before i leave for rockford. I want to apologize first for taking a break from the site for a while. WM 22 was the most important day of my life. I am glad how it turned out but win loose or draw I thought the match crowd and entire event was all it could have been. I want to thank chicago and its fans for 3 of the most interesting enviornments i have ever wrestled in front of. Now to the buisiness. I am sick and tried of doing this, to the group of people that are here or anywhere and boo me, I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBELM WITH THAT! I am not here to win a popularity conest. I never have been. I am here to give my absoulte all in every match, and I d like to think that I do. These people "boo" because they want to see another side of me. they want me to turn "heel". what you dont realize is that during these times in which enitre arenas tell me i suck, there are still those that will stand by me and fight. The "smart fan" wants me to be a "heel" because they think it will be cool. I have never thought it was cool to turn your back on friends. I have to go but in closing I still encourage every one to be them selves. I take that advice every day. I am not a heel or a face. I am me. I am john cena, a kid from a poor family in a small town who was one of five boys who loves professional wrestling. I am proud to call myself the wwe champion and i carry that honor with a great amount of respect. so cheer, boo, do whatever you want. but I was raised to take care of your own. I will not tell those people to f@ck off, just to satisfy someone who doesnt give a sh*t about me anyway.
HUSTLE. LOYATLY. RESPECT. (this is what i do, what i am)




It's exactly what Vermaat's been preaching!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!




Also, ROFL at the comments. :lol:

Nervous Ferret
04-10-2006, 01:10 AM
win loose or draw

:o

What Would Kevin Do?
04-10-2006, 01:16 AM
Jesus H. Christ. Apparently all Cena fans are retarded.

Skippord
04-10-2006, 01:27 AM
I just want to note that I like Cena as a person but his Schtick bugs the crap out of me,and what the fuck is Hustle Loyalty Respect?

Skippord
04-10-2006, 01:30 AM
you suk kyle. and u know it. cena could kick RVD and your ass.
Tard

Skippord
04-10-2006, 01:32 AM
Hello first of all JOHN CENA IS COOL he is the only REAL wrestler there is. I mean i like big show to. They are all just like actors.
What the fuck?

Lara Emily
04-10-2006, 02:26 AM
Pretty sad that the few fans Cena has appear to have the spelling abilities of a 1rst grader.

Mr. Nerfect
04-10-2006, 03:29 AM
Say what you want about my Val Venis/Doug Basham love, but if either of them had a blog, I would NOT act like that.

LMAO, some of these comments.

"Dude, If you think you're so tough, why not say it to his face? Triple H is just a freaking prude. He's just mad that Cena made him tap out. So thats' it. Deal with it. ANd if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. Got it?"

How ironic his name is "Mark".

Mr. Nerfect
04-10-2006, 03:41 AM
I'm going to try and start an internet feud with the WWE Champion.

Corkscrewed
04-10-2006, 03:56 AM
Pretty sad that the few fans Cena has appear to have the spelling abilities of a 1rst grader.
No, sorry, that's just MySpace addicts in general.

Corkscrewed
04-10-2006, 04:00 AM
Alright, so I posted a comment to his latest blog. Since I'm too lazy to check MySpace regularly, if anyone can check to see if it gets edited, removed, or flamed by other fanboys, that'd be cool.

Hey John! Word lyFe mang.

I heard you were like cussing out people at O'Haire last Tuesday. My friend told me. That's HOTT dawg! I bet the airline idiots were chanting CENA SUCKS CENA SUCKS and F**K YOU CENA and stuff. You're so awesome for showing them who's the real Soldier!

I think you should have FU'd the lady and given her the STFU so that she'd SHUT THE F**K UP!!! LOL111!!!!!

Anyway, keep up the good stuff and don't let the angy marks saying you suck make you snap because then you wouldn't be my hero.

You keep on MAKING it! Don't be BREAKING it!!
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=53242471&blogid=107444189&page=31

Blitz
04-10-2006, 04:34 AM
You keep on MAKING it! Don't be BREAKING it!!

:heart:

McLegend
04-10-2006, 08:09 AM
Isn't that true though?

Like don't we hate Cena because he is a massive tool, and then don't we want Cena to turn heel, because he would be cool again?

Or did I miss something here?

Pinnacle Charisma
04-10-2006, 08:16 AM
Isn't that true though?

Like don't we hate Cena because he is a massive tool, and then don't we want Cena to turn heel, because he would be cool again?

Or did I miss something here?


I hate him because he is a massive tool

McLegend
04-10-2006, 08:18 AM
See thats what I thought.

Joyrider
04-10-2006, 08:28 AM
Cena seems like a very cool guy, good morals and judgement, it just just goes to show the way the human race is going.I think most people are hating him casue its the cool thing to do, and the cool thing nodasy is to do everything the wrong way round.

Joyrider
04-10-2006, 08:30 AM
LOL Also how is the guy a tool? LOL you have never met him you silly fuck.

McLegend
04-10-2006, 08:34 AM
Well his character is kinda gay and toolish. Like with all his gay and poop jokes and what not.

Also I'm sure Cena in real life is a very nice guy, and I respect him for wanting to stay face. Personally I love his title reign I haven't been this entertained in years.

I also Argee that it could be the cool thing now to boo Cena. Don't get why people cannot even consider that.

Joyrider
04-10-2006, 08:44 AM
Its funny, cause I read some of your lots posts, and it is almost personal. Let me say this, and I don't mean this to sound horrible, Can you name a wrester that you can honestly buy, as a real, grown up character, from Triple H, to Micheals, from Chris Beniot to Kurt Angle, they are all people with characters designed to appeal to young people, I don't see what John Cena does is any different to what all the other do :-/ Some people like Rock and Roll, some people like Hip Hop, some people are cheerleaders and some people are into fighting sports. If you want real intensity don't watch a fake show.

Joyrider
04-10-2006, 08:46 AM
You all sound like a bunch of retards crying about having a shit job, well pull your fucking heads out of your arses and get another job.

Pinnacle Charisma
04-10-2006, 08:49 AM
LOL Also how is the guy a tool? LOL you have never met him you silly fuck.


He seems like a massive tool. I think he is a massive tool just the same way you think he is a very cool guy.

I don’t get it how so many people (smarks included) always preach on about how good a guy he is? There is not that much proof of that in fact there is more proof to the contrary recently.


People boo Cena because he doesn’t entertain them. Simple as that. The people that boo him aren’t some crowd following teeny boopers they are between 19-28 males who are the demographic most likely not to follow trends. Research has backed this up.

And I don’t understand how anyone who has been watching wrestling for more than 3 years could say Cena’s title reign is entertaining. All though it Cena has been going though the motions and repeating the same crap over and over again . The booking has been horrible and unimaginative. The only positive is that we have seen some great promos and wrestling from Cena’s opponents from the likes of JBL, Jericho and Angle.

Pinnacle Charisma
04-10-2006, 09:10 AM
John.., are you dislexic?.

From Cena's myspace.

:lol: :rofl:

McLegend
04-10-2006, 09:10 AM
Because of the crowd is why it's so entertaining. This is better then just your usual face run with a title. I love it when Cena just stands in the ring, and the boos come down upon him. It's hilarious. It's something different. Like a million times better then a regular old HHH promo or title reign.

Even though I want to see Cena drop the title I will be sad when he does.

Pinnacle Charisma
04-10-2006, 09:16 AM
Because of the crowd is why it's so entertaining. This is better then just your usual face run with a title. I love it when Cena just stands in the ring, and the boos come down upon him. It's hilarious. It's something different. Like a million times better then a regular old HHH promo or title reign.

Even though I want to see Cena drop the title I will be sad when he does.


The crowd has made Cena's run semi entertaining. It does me laugh when Cena does get booed but I rather watch well written promos and wrestling.

McLegend
04-10-2006, 09:20 AM
I would rather watch something that's entertaining. Weather it be good wrestling or HHH and Edge making fun of Cena in their promos.

It's all good to me.

Extreme Angle
04-10-2006, 09:24 AM
Alright, so I posted a comment to his latest blog. Since I'm too lazy to check MySpace regularly, if anyone can check to see if it gets edited, removed, or flamed by other fanboys, that'd be cool.


http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=53242471&blogid=107444189&page=31
:rofl: lol thats classic

Kane Knight
04-10-2006, 09:34 AM
Jesus H. Christ. Apparently Cena is retarded.

Kane Knight
04-10-2006, 09:38 AM
I'd actually love to post a reply, but as I don't have a Myspace account, I don't think I can.

Mostly, I want to know why Cena's spent the last year or so KISSING THE CROWD'S ASS if he doesn't care if people hate him.

Xero
04-10-2006, 10:29 AM
Holy Kayfabe Batman!

Seriously, that is the most retarded thing I've read on a "real" blog.

TerranRich
04-10-2006, 10:38 AM
...Can you name a wrester that you can honestly buy, as a real, grown up character, from Triple H, to Micheals, from Chris Beniot to Kurt Angle, they are all people with characters designed to appeal to young people, I don't see what John Cena does is any different to what all the other do :-/ Some people like Rock and Roll, some people like Hip Hop, some people are cheerleaders and some people are into fighting sports. If you want real intensity don't watch a fake show.

That's right! Kids LOVE Chris Benoit. He's so hip and edgy! :y:

Innovator
04-10-2006, 11:31 AM
I'd actually love to post a reply, but as I don't have a Myspace account, I don't think I can.

Mostly, I want to know why Cena's spent the last year or so KISSING THE CROWD'S ASS if he doesn't care if people hate him.Cena was lost on me the minute he started kissing up to Vince during the Bischoff feud.

PureHatred
04-10-2006, 11:41 AM
Joyrider, you sound like an idiot in this thread. There are literally thousands of posts where people are giving legit reasons to like Cena. Starting with: he's not as entertaining now as he used to be and he puts less effort into his matches than when he debuted.

A lot of people assumed that the WWE made him become this white bread, plain, vanilla, bland, ridiculous boy-scout character with no wrestling ability in order to play up the scrappy underdog thing and sell some merchandise, but then it turns out John did it himself.

So basically, he got the kind of push that most wrestlers dream of, and then made a conscious decision to be less entertaining.

But yeah, you go ahead and assume he's getting shit on because people on a message board are worried about being cool. :roll:

Innovator
04-10-2006, 12:15 PM
This guy over at WrestleCrap hit the nail on the head when it comes to Cena, read:


1. When John Cena started the rap gimic he was an edgy heel who did excellent raps and got in the face of the veterans like Undertaker & Kurt Angle. Even when he turned face in Nov 03 he still rapped well and his character still seemed fresh and edgy.

Then he won the U.S Title. And turned into Superman in the process while forgetting what got him over in the first place: The edgy raps. Plus his moveset became increasingly lower and lamer. Instead of the throwback and the guilltone legdrop he started using the five knuckle shuffle more and pumping up his reeboks.

As U.S Champ he pretty much killed the credibilty's of every challenger, even the 2 guys who beat him for the title in 2003, Booker T and Carlito. But then it got worse. He won the WWE Title.

At the start of his reign things started ok. But when he moved to Raw and started facing more credible challengers like Y2J & Angle, the fans turned on him. Plus his booking was frickin terrible, he was constantly booked into handicap and special referee matches and lumberjack matches and STILL came out winning. Here's some examples:

Cena defeated Snitsky in a Lumberjack match despite every lumberjack being hand picked by nemesis Eric Bischoff.

Cena defeated Carlito and Y2J in a 2 on 1 handicap match. Despite interference from Eric Bischoff

John Cena defeated Tyson Tomko in a match after suffering a concussion earlier in the night and completely no selling this.

Cena defeated Angle and Tomko in a 2 on 1 handicap match

Cena defeated Angle at Survivor Series despite Daivari being guest ref.

Cena defeated Masters and Angle in a triple threat by submission even though he was the only guy who never had a submission finisher.

Cena and HHH defeated Angle, Rey and Orton at Saturday Nights main event wen Cena pinned Orton despite getting pedigreed by his own partner HHH and the match turning into 4 on 1. The lack of team work by the Smackdown team in failing to cover Cena also made them look extremely weak.

All this while having new found attitude that was as exciting as watching paint dry.

Even when he lost the booking was terrible:

Whilst losing to Angle in a first blood match on RAW, Angle had the ankle lock locked on for several minutes. Cena didn't tap. Cena locked in the STFU on Angle who tapped within seconds.

Angle is an olympic gold medallist at wrestling. Cena isn't.

He finally lost the Title to Edge. That after he defeated 5 other guys in an Elimination Chamber match. And fought off what turned into a handicap match with Carlito & Masters as the last 3. Plus he kicked out of a spear by Edge too.

Cena was booked against more credible wrestlers who fans believed he couldn't beat (Angle the obvious person) and made them look like idiots.

Of course this is not Cena's fault, it is WWE. In reality Cena is possibly the nicest WWE star you will ever meet (as i can say personally myself). But the WWE have sucked all the good points of his character away. And now have no idea what to do with him.

Kane Knight
04-10-2006, 10:05 PM
"HUSTLE. LOYATLY. RESPECT."

Unless they boo you, in which case, they are a "smart" fan who want to turn you heel because it's cool. It's nothing about the character itself, it's just counter-culture conspirators. Except, the "smart" fanbase is supposed to be small, aren't they? It sounds like a lot of people are booing in a lot of arenas in a lot of the country, to me.


You made a lot of fans out of people, but then left them behind. You stopped rapping, you stopped being risque, you became a vanilla, generic champ. Lots of loyalty there, when what made you popular in the first place was the edge, the "freestyle" gimmick, and the almost Austin-esque character.

This is the "real" Cena, proud of where he came from (Except when it comes to what made him big, apparently), proud to be champ (But with apathy towards the fans who pay to see the champ), and "loyal" to his fans...As long as they keep cheering him no matter what he does?

The man who spent almost a year pandering to the crowd doesn't care what people think of him? Interesting.

I know you don't care about what I think (Least, since I'm not buying your merch or watching your matches), but I wanted to point out that there are people who aren't trying to be "smarts" and aren't trying to "turn" you "Heel" because it's "cool." There are folks out there who hate the current character. Who are bored with you bland and vanilla you've become.

I don't hate John Cena; I've spent a lot of time defending the talent, the potential of Cena, but it's hard to really defend just potential. Where once I saw some impressive moves, I see...Well, none. Great mic skills, the promos that made me laugh or cheer or just appreciate this man's skills? Gone. The way of buzz words that offend even my ADD attention span. The risqu attitude? Errr...Yeah.

I know you have a lot of skills, but it's hard to really justify the support of a character which uses none. But hey, it's all good. You defecated on the fans for all the respect they gave you, and are surprised at the lack of "loyalty." There is only so much loyalty and respect that people will show you when you show them none in return. In the entertainment business, this is probably 10 times as true as the rest of life. And if you're not a bit bothered by the fact that you're on top of the sports ENTERTAIMENT business and failing to ENTERTAIN...

...Well, obviously, if that's true, nothing anyone says can change your mind.

G-wrath
04-10-2006, 11:09 PM
lawl

Corkscrewed
04-11-2006, 02:38 AM
More ROFL-age:

I admit i was a chain gang solider at one time but then i started to hate your character but i do respect you, John. No offense in the ring you SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! the reason i dislike your character is because you play a thug and its a disgrace to the real thugs out there Dude change your character and then maybe i will RE-JOIN THE CHAIN-GANG or maybe not BY THE WAY YOU STILL SUCK CAUSE YOUR WRESTLING ABILITIES ARE NOT GOOD YOU ACT LIKE YOU ARE IN STILL COLLEGE PLAYING FOOTBALL DUDE GET SOME MORE WRESTLING MOVES AND A NEW STYLE AND MORE MOVES

I hope you will get back to me i love watching you on tv i am a huge fan i hope to hear from you if you can email me please its Setsunameiou21@hotmail.com I reall like you on tv I would like to become friends
Gosh I hope that was a joke... someone should email the addy to find otu. :)

Cena, that was a speech. Who cares what your personality is, your yourself, all those other wrestlers just act and "smile at the camera" your someone new, I like you because your the only person i know who is his, self. No family is ever poor, because a family loves each other, that makes them rich. I would like to say, CONGRATS ON WINNING AT WRESTLEMANIA! You had been training your entire life for that match, i knew what it would be like, Even when triple H took over, i kept believing in you. John, you have inspired me to be myself, and stand away from the croud, coz the croud will bring me in doubt years later.

HUSTLE*LOYALTY*RESPECT

Your 10 year old girl fan :)
Sarah

****** * * * Your in the stars of my eyes :)
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The scary thing is that this "ten year old" (I'm pretty sure that's below the official MySpace policy too) writes better than most of the fanboys. :lol:

Like this guy...

FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO CONGRADULATE YOU FOR YOUR PREFORMANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA 22.IT WAS TOLD TO ME (WHICH I REALY DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE IT)BUT THE PERSON WHO TOLD ME THAT IT WAS THE BEST MATCH AT WM22,AND REALY FOR HIM TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAD A GREAT MATCH MEANS YOU DID BECOUSE HE AIN'T REALY A JOHN CENA SUPPORTER.YES I AGREE YOUR WRESTLING SKILLS WERE NOT THE GREATEST AND I SAY THIS BECOUSE THEY HAVED IMPROVED.YOUR MATCHES ARE GETTING BETTER,BUT FOR SURE YOUR MIC SKILLS ARE GOOD AND YOU KNOW HOW TO LEFT UP THE CROWD EVEN IF THERE BOOING YOU.CENA YOU SHOULD KNOW BY KNOW THAT THIS PROFESSION THAT YOU DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO IS ALL ENTERTAINMENT AND THERE ARE GONNA BE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE YOU,BUT I'VE SEEN THAT NOT EVERYWHERE YOU GO IS NOT LIKE THAT.SO FAM. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK,KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,AND KEEP DOING YOU.YOU ARE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME SO FOR NOW ENJOY THE MOMENT.PEACE AND GOODLUCK ON YOUR FUTURE MATCHES.

And this... person...

john u rock awryt and i love you n i cn still rem wen i saw u .. u r not only an amazing wrestler but also a gr8 person!.. v all love u baby :) hugs and kisses
Who somehow managed to double post seven minutes apart. :lol:

dats soo true u want the haters because u dnt want peopleto think ur the best u want them to no ur da best but its all kool gtg chatt sme other tim tho ya k bye bye lve caz.



HUSTLE. LOYATLY. RESPECT XXXXXX
Ow. My head.

You were in a hotel in Des Moines when you wrote this? Hell yeah! That's were I live! Representin'!
:rofl:

I agree..being the champ isnt a popularity contest... being the champ is being the best... your job is yes to be the best champ u can be... your true fans will support u till the end... no matter what the outcome is.... i think u do an amazing job and put your heart into every match... i have only seen one match that i was dissapointed in u in... that was the night u lost the belt to edge.... your match before edge..it looked like u were going to give up... like u lost your love for wrestling... almost like u got sloppy.... almost like u knew u were going through all that shit in the ring just to turn around and lose to Edge! but anyway i am just glad the belt is where it is suppose to be now.... Good luck in all your upcoming matches! i will be watching RAW tonight as usual! Def Good Luck Tonight!!
Chaing Gang Soldier 4 Life.....
Love
~*Britt*~
Hustle Loyalty Respect~
This was posted a whopping six times, thrice at 7:04 and thrice more at 7:05. Gotta love the capabilities of Cena fangirls...

Some reasons you chain gang people give for fans booing Cena are hilarious..
1. We're jealous of him. Well not really, why would i be jealous of a guy that most people dont like much, has poor wrestling skills and has a little bit of a butt-chin going on?
Reason number 2. We want to be John Cena. Why would i want to be a guy who gets booed in every arena? I'd rather be Kurt Angle or Chris Benoit thanks very much, someone with wrestling talent.
Reason 3. We're jerks. Well us fans who dont like Cena arent really the jerks are we? We arent the ones trying to stifle other peoples opinions and we're also not the ones wishing death upon people with different views are we? See chick not too far above me who wants Cena haters to drown..Who's the real jerks?
Reason 4. We're upset because the big K.O.K Triple H jobbed it at Wrestlemania. Well true, a lot of people wanted Trips to win, but only because we want something new. I for one, would have rather had Edge retain at Royal Rumble and have Cena chase going into Wrestlemania.
Reason 5. We only boo because everyone else is booing. Well i can say that i've been booing Cena since he won the title, i'm sorry but i've always been a huge fan of JBL and wanted him to win last year. Not to hold a grudge though, i gave Cena a chance but he made 2 of my favourites job in a triple threat at vengeance, Christian and Chris Jericho. He then went on to beat my all time favourite Kurt Angle. Then Kurt AND HBK at once. Then Edge..Now if it was a heel like JBL beating all your favourites like Cena for example, you'd eventually get pissed off, which you're supposed to do. Dominating PPV after PPV is not fun to watch.
Reason 6. We're pissed because he ''kicked Triple H's ass at Wrestlemania''. Watch the tape, Triple H kicked Cena's ass for 20 minutes. Cena got in about 6 moves.
Not ROFL-age here.... just wondering: TPWW member?

From "John Cena's Gurl":
JOHN CENA! DO NOT BACK DOWN F*** THOSE @$$WIPES! YOU FOLLOW YOUR HEART! WE LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE NOT WHAT EVERYONE WANTS YOU TO BE! I SO UNDERSTANS THE SMALL TOWN SH*T! BUT BABY FOR REAL! I have great respect for you! Becuase you are you and real! So tell those people to get bent! LOL Love ya Boo! -Heather

I could go on, but I got French HW that I've procrastinated enough on. :lol:

Mr. Nerfect
04-11-2006, 03:23 AM
I wonder if John Cena feels bad for leading these poor emo girls into thinking he is actually being himself?

And even if this was himself, it's shit, because he's then a regular person doing something anyone could do. If I could win the WWE Championship with a ugly-looking STF and then talk about how much I love my girlfriend, does that mean I'm being myself and get the right to rule over wrestling?

Being yourself, even if it was true (which it's not, Cena is fake as fake can be), is just as shit as being completely crap. I want to see people who are actually trying to entertain me.

Arnold HamNegger
04-11-2006, 12:59 PM
Is it "professional" to post part of your promo for the upcoming RAW on your MySpace before the show airs? Maybe next week he'll give away the PPV ending too.

I have never thought it was cool to turn your back on friends.

No, but apparently it's cool to openly admit that it was your decision to turn your back on the fan base that helped create you by deciding to tone down your character and become a lazy, non-entertaining, shell of a wrestler.

You know, it's one thing when Cena fans try to give lame, bullshit excuses for why people are booing him...but apparently John lives in the same delusional world as Vermaat and all his other fanboy/girls. They all speak the same language. It's a cult. Cena promised Vermaat and co. that aliens from another planet will be coming soon in the trails of a comet to transport them to another galaxy. All they have to do is cheer for him, buy his stupid products, wear black Reeboks and drink this "special Koolaid" after Cena's Title reign with WWE ends....and immortality is theirs.

Here's a picture of the "real" John Cena without the WWE make-up:
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/cenacult.jpg

Just John
04-11-2006, 01:27 PM
I could pretend Im Cena to that kid, my email has john in it, it could work..

Kane Knight
04-11-2006, 07:47 PM
Is it "professional" to post part of your promo for the upcoming RAW on your MySpace before the show airs? Maybe next week he'll give away the PPV ending too.



No, but apparently it's cool to openly admit that it was your decision to turn your back on the fan base that helped create you by deciding to tone down your character and become a lazy, non-entertaining, shell of a wrestler.

You know, it's one thing when Cena fans try to give lame, bullshit excuses for why people are booing him...but apparently John lives in the same delusional world as Vermaat and all his other fanboy/girls. They all speak the same language. It's a cult. Cena promised Vermaat and co. that aliens from another planet will be coming soon in the trails of a comet to transport them to another galaxy. All they have to do is cheer for him, buy his stupid products, wear black Reeboks and drink this "special Koolaid" after Cena's Title reign with WWE ends....and immortality is theirs.

Here's a picture of the "real" John Cena without the WWE make-up:
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/cenacult.jpg

The Cena PS2: Live in your own little world, play in ours.

Joyrider
04-11-2006, 08:25 PM
He seems like a massive tool. I think he is a massive tool just the same way you think he is a very cool guy.

I don’t get it how so many people (smarks included) always preach on about how good a guy he is? There is not that much proof of that in fact there is more proof to the contrary recently.


People boo Cena because he doesn’t entertain them. Simple as that. The people that boo him aren’t some crowd following teeny boopers they are between 19-28 males who are the demographic most likely not to follow trends. Research has backed this up.

And I don’t understand how anyone who has been watching wrestling for more than 3 years could say Cena’s title reign is entertaining. All though it Cena has been going though the motions and repeating the same crap over and over again . The booking has been horrible and unimaginative. The only positive is that we have seen some great promos and wrestling from Cena’s opponents from the likes of JBL, Jericho and Angle.

If he wasn't entertaining, he would get no reacution, surely even you can figure that out.

Kane Knight
04-11-2006, 08:27 PM
Joyrider--Master of crowd psychology. :cool:

Corkscrewed
04-11-2006, 09:50 PM
I could pretend Im Cena to that kid, my email has john in it, it could work..

Do it! Do it! It's been a while since LC did his version. :lol:

Pinnacle Charisma
04-12-2006, 02:04 AM
If he wasn't entertaining, he would get no reacution, surely even you can figure that out.

I don’t know what reacution is but Ill assume for you sake that you mean reaction. Next time you watch raw do yourself a favour listen to the crowd. You will notice that the few cheers Cena gets will high-pitched meaning females and males that are yet to hit puberty (Im guessing you are in the later) boo Cena. The females cheer him because they think he’s hot and it doesn’t take much to impress boys under 13 (I know I was once one). Now the boos are usually a lot deeper Joyrider which means that its guys who over 15, 16 and they boo him because they find his gimmick boring, his wrestling unimaginative and don’t want to watch him.

I mean even you can figure that out. Oh wait maybe you cant.

Just John
04-12-2006, 07:25 AM
Do it! Do it! It's been a while since LC did his version. :lol:

lol ok, Cena is about to 'retire'.

Just John
04-12-2006, 07:25 AM
But if he asks me to freestyle Im runnin'

Just John
04-12-2006, 07:35 AM
Ive just sent it now, it wasnt brilliant, but that kid'll believe anything. I said that I was leaving WWE to 'pusue' a rap 'carreer' with 'my homedawg trademarc!'

Kane Knight
04-12-2006, 09:06 AM
I don’t know what reacution is but Ill assume for you sake that you mean reaction. Next time you watch raw do yourself a favour listen to the crowd. You will notice that the few cheers Cena gets will high-pitched meaning females and males that are yet to hit puberty (Im guessing you are in the later) boo Cena. The females cheer him because they think he’s hot and it doesn’t take much to impress boys under 13 (I know I was once one). Now the boos are usually a lot deeper Joyrider which means that its guys who over 15, 16 and they boo him because they find his gimmick boring, his wrestling unimaginative and don’t want to watch him.

I mean even you can figure that out. Oh wait maybe you cant.

Dude, are you retarded? If your gopnna cal someon one they're speling, last try to go too werds wtihout maeking a misatke.

TerranRich
04-12-2006, 03:35 PM
KK, you are not the person to be talking about spelling. Want me to point out all YOUR pselling errors? Taught not. ;)

Kane Knight
04-12-2006, 03:38 PM
KK, you are not the person to be talking about spelling. Want me to point out all YOUR pselling errors? Taught not. ;)


Waht spellnig erors?

Just John
04-13-2006, 10:19 AM
I would like you to stay on there i am a huge fan and I really would like to countune talking to you
please dont stop


From: "John Taylor" <johnxk180@hotmail.com>
To: Setsunameiou21@hotmail.com
Subject: The Champ Is Here!
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:33:33 +0100

i saw your comments on myspace u seem like a true chain gang soldier! its nice to know there are still fans out there who aprecciate my in ring talent! but im afraid ive come to a decision, i'm leaving the world wrestling entertainment buissness after my triple threat match with hhh and that jerk edge! this way i can leave wwe as THE CHAMP! i want to persue a rap carreer with my homedawg trademarc! thanks for all the support you showed me! HUSTLE*LOYALTY*RESPECT

John Cena


Haha, he bought it. Ive just realised it says "John Taylor"...fuck.

KingofOldSchool
04-13-2006, 03:41 PM
No, sorry, that's just MySpace addicts in general.

Hey! I type at a Second Grade level! :(

KingofOldSchool
04-13-2006, 03:46 PM
Posted by Julie: Manny, i think the question is, what will you and all the other freaks do when Cena retains his title?? you must be another person ever so jealous of The Man, The One, The Only JOHN CENA!!!! you just need to come to terms with the fact that triple h and edge do NOT mount up to a single damn thing against Cena...Cena is the the man, the best wrestler of all time, he makes WWE what it is. Do you read his blog?? Haters and booers don't bother him one bit, and they don't bother us his faithful fans, all we do, is sit back, and laugh at you sorry asses who for some unknown reason don't like him you should go to group counseling with the other haters, you might learn something. haha LMFAO at all those who are jealous of Cena.... LOVE YA CENA YOU RULE, ROCK ON BUD!!

Posted by Nazha: god if you took all the shit you just shit out of ur mouth; you'd enough fuckin shit to go around the fuckin world.. u suck..

John Babe, i love you congrats ...xo

ThruTheWire
04-13-2006, 08:03 PM
Why on Earth were you reading John Cena's myspace... why were you on myspace in the first place?

Just John
01-11-2007, 11:26 AM
Sorry to bump this really fucking old topic, but the person who I said I was John Cena to (years ago) has just added me on msn along with 11 other addresses today. :-\

It bit me in the ass.

Xero
01-11-2007, 12:06 PM
lol

Kane Knight
01-11-2007, 12:11 PM
You said you were Cena to someone?

Corkscrewed
01-11-2007, 04:25 PM
roflmao

Now go tell him to take pictures of himself topless.

No wait--

Corkscrewed
01-11-2007, 04:25 PM
(Jabba/Slim reference, btw)