4/10/2006 OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-DIVINE INTERVENTION

[Indifferent Clox]

So the Spirit Squad and Big Show and Kane will have a rematch
Divine Intervention
April 10, 2006

Last week on RAW, WWE Champion John Cena let his guard down long enough for Triple H to connect with a Pedigree. How will The Champ — and the crowd — respond when RAW emanates from Milwaukee? And fresh off the announcement of Backlash's Triple Threat Main Event, what will Triple H, John Cena and Edge do to ensure they have the advantage heading into the WWE Championship Match?

Shawn Michaels learned last week that he’d be teaming with God to face the McMahons at Backlash. Has a battered Mr. McMahon lost his mind? And what will “The Showstopper” do now? Tune in to RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network) to find out.

RAW has new World Tag Team Champions: The Spirit Squad. In a major upset, Kenny and Mikey defeated Kane & Big Show. The former champs will get a rematch tonight on RAW. Can lightning strike twice for the Spirit Squad?

“The Nature Boy” was ambushed last week by two unknown commodities: newcomers Armando Alejando Estrada and the vicious Umaga. What will happen this week?

All this and much more on Monday Night RAW.

[The Greater Power]

Man, I almost got tix to this RAW and Smackdown tomorrow, but I'm not going to either...:(

[St. Jimmy]

seriously, God on WWE television?
if anyone needs God's Help, it's TNA.

God's all about the money.

[Blitz]

They actually mentioned Cena's crowd reaction in the preview.

[PullMyFinger]

lol That's so sad when WWE mentions how the crowd will react to its biggest face. You know you have a problem when you're placing bets on it.

[The Greater Power]

God will show up tonight in the form of Brett Favre

[Azriel]

Hopefully Unlimited won't crap out on me like it did last week.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

God will show up tonight in the form of Brett Favre

LOL. Still decisionless too. :D

[NeanderCarl]

I think it's time for Raw to get a new look

[Azriel]

Such as?

[St. Jimmy]

hopefully RAW won't crap out this week =/

[Azriel]

Here we go!!!

[Indifferent Clox]

it's on!

[Azriel]

I think that's asking too much unfortunately Jimmy

[Blitz]

So we will no doubt see a completely unhinged Vince promo tonight.

[G-wrath]

And we kick it off with Catfish and Botchfest!

[Azriel]

Lita's wearing her extra slutty outfit this week

[Blitz]

*prays for Edge to win Triple Threat*

[St. Jimmy]

yey. let's open with Edge... again....


*pot*

[Azriel]

More pro-Cena crowd tonight

[Blitz]

Lita's wearing her extra slutty outfit this week

So her everyday outfit, then.

[G-wrath]

Lita's wearing her extra slutty outfit this week

Doesn't she wear that every week?

[St. Jimmy]

*waits for "BEHOLD THE KING"*

[Azriel]

^:lol: Naturally

[Blitz]

Boy the cheers are almost drowning out the boos.

Banner week for Cena.

[Azriel]

Well, if this promo is as entertaining as last week's, then I'm all for it.

[St. Jimmy]

=/ you need help when Joey Styles is trying to over-sell you.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

If they're in Wisconsin this week, there had better damned well be KENNEDY somewhere along the way.

[St. Jimmy]

yes, i sincerly hope there is some more Shoot tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

is it sad that i watch raw just for Trips?

[The Greater Power]

If they're in Wisconsin this week, there had better damned well be KENNEDY somewhere along the way.

Smackdown is tomorrow night....in Green Bay, his hometown.

[Azriel]

Edge trying to get Cena more over by getting some cheap heel heat

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, Edge = Truth

"If they're over the age of seven, they can't stand you."

[St. Jimmy]

... that was a nice mini-shoot.

[Blitz]

Mentioning Cena's kiddie fans :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

yey, again with the Taunting the heel turn...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, Cena has a side that's black. Thought that was his whole gimmick to begin with.

[Blitz]

ROFL at the "little bit sexual".

[St. Jimmy]

what was that?

[Batsu]

Screw HHH.

Edge + Cena = GOLD.

This is hilarious...

[Blitz]

Did that get bleeped out for everyone else?

[Xero]

What the fuck? They're taking this from his MySpace and it seems like HERE! :wtf:

What did they just censor?

[Xero]

What, is this Hunter's promo theme?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This is a pretty good segment so far. And Trips is coming out. Awesome. :D

[Azriel]

Ok, I'm liking Cena tonight

[Xero]

If they keep Cena in this gimmick...

He's on FIRE tonight...

[darkpower]

The best Cena promo in a LONG time...and that's saying something.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Yeah, heh, I'm not really a Cena fan, but this is pretty good stuff.

[Blitz]

Yeah, Cena's definitely better tonight.

[Xero]

Okay, what the fuck? DOes the WWE have writers on this board or something?

[Blitz]

Goddamn censoring.

[Xero]

They bleeped "Asshole"... I could read his lips...

[The Greater Power]

So has Cena just dropped the F bomb twice?

[Blitz]

When's the last time there was this much Cena love in a Raw thread?

[St. Jimmy]

they're going to doublepunch edge...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Dunno why, but I like this Edge as third wheel thing for some reason. I'm all for seeing him as top billing, but this is still good, imo.

[Azriel]

i'm sure Trips felt the same way Edge

[darkpower]

Okay, what the fuck? DOes the WWE have writers on this board or something?

Quite surprising...

[Schoenauer]

What the hell is up with RAW? How did it suddenly get good considering last year?

[St. Jimmy]

lol here we go...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

ROFL @ turds

[Blitz]

Nugget.

[The Greater Power]

LOL turds

[Xero]

ROFL

[darkpower]

Is Triple H saying that Foley is a "nugget"?

[Xero]

LOL, "The Old Man"!

[Blitz]

He just called Vince his old man. Where the hell has kayfabe gone?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

"I just got a phone call from the old man."


So many double meanings tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

... does it seem like they're breaking Kafaybe in this angle?

[loopydate]

Nugget.

Exactly what I was thinking. That was almost verbatim the promo that Shawn gave when Owen got his "Nugget" nickname.

[Xero]

ROFL!!!

[darkpower]

LMAO @ BOOBY PRIZE!!

[Blitz]

Edge oughta win that match.

[Batsu]

I don't care what they're doing, but this looks like the start of something.... cool.

I think HHH is the third wheel moreso than Edge, though... Edge and Cena made for great heel-face dynamics.

[Xero]

Wow, not let's see if RAW can stay this good tonight.

[Blitz]

Nice.

[Schoenauer]

Did we just see a double turn or something?

[Jaton]

Let me go on record and say..I love this feud.

[Batsu]

LMAO @ Cena slapping HHH in the face....

[Blitz]

I'm loving this 3 way feud.

[St. Jimmy]

see, in WWE world, slapping Triple H is the death warrant.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Edge and Cena made for great heel-face dynamics.

Can't really argue with that one at all myself. :D

[Azriel]

Rob gonna get his ass served by HHH on Unklimited

[G-wrath]

:rofl: Rob Conway interrupting Trips.

[St. Jimmy]

they're taking all the wasted WM build up and tossing it into this fued.

[The Greater Power]

HHh and conway lol

[zdmay]

LOL at Triple H and Rob Conway.

[Azriel]

Poor naive Conway :lol:

[Savio]

good opening promo

[Xero]

Rob vs.... ROB!

[Azriel]

Its Mr. Money in the Bank, Oooh, and they're even announcing it as such. I like it.

[Blitz]

Coway/Trips is a feud made in Alienoid's dreams.

[Xero]

Shelton pimpin' out!

[Batsu]

This new Shelton = excellent.

[Azriel]

Shelton trying to be old school Rock.

[Blitz]

I hope we've seen the last of mama. Arrogant Shelton=ratings.

[Azriel]

Shelton/Rob at Backlash to get the MITB shot? I really like that

[Batsu]

also, late, but LMAO @ the "Cena Sucks" and "Cuck Fena" signs.

[zdmay]

That was just too easy. RVD in mid-season form.

[Blitz]

They could at least stop the music for the promo.

[Batsu]

Shelton-RVD feud? Hell yeah!

[Blitz]

Maria+Mickie= :drool:

[Blitz]

I think I speak for all Canadians when I say we would be honored to claim Mickie as one of us.

[Savio]

:lol: @ segment.

[Azriel]

Has Mickie seen Single White Female one too many times? :lol:

[zdmay]

Psyco Mickie vs. Maria. Yes!

[Azriel]

Poor Maria's getting squashed :(

[The Greater Power]

Ok, that thing with Viscera was awesome.

[Azriel]

:lol: Viscera

[zdmay]

LOL at the Con Way and Big Vis

[Batsu]

WTF! She pushed Maria's nose? I want royalties!

[The Greater Power]

LOL this is so funny/stupid

[Blitz]

Kane needs to adopt an arrogant movie star gimmick when the See No Evil opens.

[G-wrath]

Whose seen 'Open Water'?

If you look at the cover, thats what the entire movie is. Two people floating in the water.

[zdmay]

Time for the Spirit Squad!

[Blitz]

Those kids are supposed to be inmates? They look like they're blowing off math to go hang in that hotel or whatever.

SPIRIT SQUAD :love: :love:

[Azriel]

Witness the further destruction of Kane's character.

Spirit Squad!!! *marks out*

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Whose seen 'Open Water'?

If you look at the cover, thats what the entire movie is. Two people floating in the water.

It's officially the worst movie i've ever seen

[loopydate]

SPIRIT SQUAD! :love:

[G-wrath]

Exactly.

[The Greater Power]

It's officially the worst movie i've ever seen

The nude scene somewhat redeemed it.

[zdmay]

Sweet Leg Drop from Kenny.

[G-wrath]

wtf is this?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, what's this?

[loopydate]

:roll: Oh, no. And they were doing so well...

[Blitz]

:wtf:

[zdmay]

Is Raw turning into Smackdown?

[G-wrath]

lol at Kane's body. He's tan, and has a white head.

[Azriel]

Or maybe not. What was that all about?

[Volchok]

lol was I just in Kanes mind?

[Loose Cannon]

haha, movie promotion WWE_style

[Blitz]

Well, after that segment, Kane better start working on his Oscar speech.

And I thought Open Water was alright.

[NeanderCarl]

Kane is getting the Orton treatment here, I'm not a fan of these first-person angles. Suspension of disbelief straight out the window.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

I actually liked that..... whats wrong with me. I think the whole May 19th thing is going to link back to Kane's origin?

[darkpower]

KANE: It's happening again! May 19th. It's the night you fake married a two cent hooker named Lita! It's happening again.

[NOTE: I have no fucking clue WHAT date that was, but oh well]

[zdmay]

LOL at Spirit Squad reading signs.

[Azriel]

Ok, that Pucker Up Shane sign was greatness :lol:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WTF was that!?!


LOL!!!

I will laugh my ass off if May 19th is the day Kane fucked Katie Vick's dead body.

Come on, The Spirit squad, wearing Kane masks, having a gangbang with a manequin in a coffin = ratings.

Seriously.... That was bad.

[The Greater Power]

Who is that voice laughing during the SS sign of thenight thing? It didn't sound like any of them...it could have been some production guy laughing or something

[Savio]

:lol: "Lat Tear" sign
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May 19th....where it all begins again.

[zdmay]

May 19th the release date of the movie.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

It may have been the day Kane was unmasked actually.

I'm pretty sure that happened in May.

[G-wrath]

KANE: It's happening again! May 19th. It's the night you fake married a two cent hooker named Lita! It's happening again.

[NOTE: I have no fucking clue WHAT date that was, but oh well]

It sounded like Edge's voice.

[NeanderCarl]

It may have been the day Kane was unmasked actually.

I'm pretty sure that happened in May.

Nah that was in June 2003.

[zdmay]

It says on Unlimited the Kane was unmasked in June of 03 after losing to Triple H.

[G-wrath]

It may have been the day Kane was unmasked actually.

I'm pretty sure that happened in May.

But the voice said that it was gonna happen again. And he has no mask...let alone eyebrows. :roll:

[Azriel]

I was thinking the same thing. I think that was the time Kane lost his mask.

[loopydate]

:eek: @ the handprint on Johnny's chest.

[Blitz]

Mitch just copped a feel.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

They just said that was the date the movie is released. It was just stupid shameless promotion.

[NeanderCarl]

It says on Unlimited the Kane was unmasked in June of 03 after losing to Triple H.

Oh yeah. After I went to the trouble of looking it up too!

[Blitz]

Coachie :lol:

[NeanderCarl]

Maybe they're going to make out that something happened on the film set FOR REAL!!!! Like Kane snapped or something....? I dunno...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, listen to that scream

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Haha, Nicky's scream was awesome

[Azriel]

This is entertaining so far

[Blitz]

:rofl:@ Nicky's girly screams.

[Azriel]

Betcha it was the date of the "fire"

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I know it's the day the movie comes out, but that's just lame. Although I wouldn't put it past WWE to say they found Kane after his stint doing hotel "maintenence." And totally ignoring everything in his past, including that he's the Undertaker's brother.

Seriously, can we not have Kane have a bad storyline associated w/ the movie. Please?

[Savio]

Kane won the title may 19th 1998

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Betcha it was the date of the "fire"

Thats what I thought. Like he thinks he's cursed and goes crazy or something

[Indifferent Clox]

They just said that was the date the movie is released. It was just stupid shameless promotion.


No, when the interviewer said "May 19th" Kane looked really upset.

Appearently, the movie coincides with some awful event in his life. Probably something we don't know about. He's probably gonna go heel.

Big show distracted the ref fro Kane to attack on the outside, heel move. But that may be a coincidence.

[zdmay]

No tramp tonight?

[Blitz]

No tramp tonight?

Lita was out in the first segment. Did you miss it?

[Blitz]

Insane Kane.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Hahaha, that scream is gold.

[Blitz]

Nicky :heart:

[Skippord]

Kane Smash

[G-wrath]

Maybe May 19th was the day that Snitsky put his neck in a chair.

[Blitz]

Big Show/Kane feud :|

[zdmay]

Oh yeah, I forgot.

[Batsu]

Whoa, WTF?

[Azriel]

KANE IS BACK!!!

[loopydate]

Wouldn't this have made more sense before WrestleMania? I think Kane vs. Big Show would have interested more people than that Tag Team Title match.

Not that I'm complaining. This has actually been a really good RAW so far. I hope they can keep up this momentum.

[G-wrath]

From what I've noticed, when a new heel tag team comes in and wins the belts, the former champs turn against one another. (e.g. Eddie and Rey vs. MNM)

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Psycho heel Kane! :love:

[The Greater Power]

So the rest of the night is Carlito/Masters, Vince/God/HBK, women'ts match, and main event

[zdmay]

Was Kane so into his movie character that he is being inhabited and traumatized by him? I think that's the angle they are going for.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, Vince + Church.

This oughta be good.

[G-wrath]

Nice fake church with the windows 1 foot off the ground.

[Triple X3221]

How many versions of "sick, twisted, and evil" can they make Kane............not that it will result in a push that will mean anything after the movie comes out.

[Azriel]

What do you mean? You have like a minute left

[G-wrath]

lol Vince has never been in a church...I'm not suprised.

[Azriel]

Vince is a heathen!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

ROFL @ Triple H impersonation

[G-wrath]

lmao @ Vince being Triple H

[Blitz]

ROFL at the Trips impression.

[zdmay]

LOL at Vince defouling the Holy Water.

[Batsu]

L M F A O @ Shane

[Skippord]

Ah Kanes annual push

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Thou shalt not cross thy arms and yell "SUCK IT".

Thou shalt not take my disciple's face and shove it up into my rectal cavity!

[Blitz]

Commandments to live by.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

ROFL, this segment is gold

[Batsu]

LOL, they're "What?"-ing this....

[Blitz]

Anyone else think we could be seeing Undertaker's lightning bolt effect hit Vince soon?

[Batsu]

Shane... LOL

[zdmay]

LOL at Shane moving back.

[G-wrath]

lol wow....

[The Greater Power]

HAHAHA

[owenbrown]

I have never been so glad to hear the "WHAT?" chants again as I do now :shifty:

[Skippord]

"Dad this is getting wierd"

[Indifferent Clox]

Nice fake church with the windows 1 foot off the ground.



that's how far my churches windows were..

[Azriel]

That was GOLD!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Time for Cuban 3 Minute Warning, apparently

[Azriel]

Funniest part was Shane being so uncomfortable with the whole thing.

Oh look, it's Lou Bega. Sing some Mambo Number 5

[The Greater Power]

This dude could potentially be awesome if he rolls his r's for like a minute straight in his promos.

[Xero]

Joomaga! :shifty:

[Blitz]

I got all giddy last week when Umaga had Flair up cuz I hoped he might do the Burning Hammer. :(

[zdmay]

How long will this squash match la... Never mind.

[Blitz]

Best finisher ever: Thumb To The Neck.

[JT]

Right...remember his name...

...<s>Jamal</s> Omanga

[Xero]

I thought he was going to jam his thumb up his bum!

[Skippord]

AH THE THUMB TO THE NECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Azriel]

Was that over in 3 minutes?

[G-wrath]

lol he has grillz

[The Greater Power]

The thumb to the neck gets the victory

[Indifferent Clox]

wow ECW announcement yay.....

[loopydate]

This dude could potentially be awesome if he rolls his r's for like a minute straight in his promos.

That was always how he introduced himself in OVW.

"Osama Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrodriguez Alejandro."

[Azriel]

Oh No! Not...THE THUMB!!!

[Savio]

Nice Grill

[Jaton]

Why did that jobber look like Colt Cabana? Maybe my eyes are fucked up.

[thecc]

poor Colt Cabana :(

[G-wrath]

The thumb to the neck gets the victory

It's the leathal cousin to the Finger Poke of Doom

:shifty:

[Azriel]

Giant Singh is scary! It's Giant Gonzalez gone right

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Oh man, this Umaga guy is definitely going places. Future WWE Champ, no doubt.

[Batsu]

Singh didn't look anywhere near that cool on Friday.

[Azriel]

Carlito!! *marks out*

[Azriel]

Not getting that much of a face response though. Hmmm

[The Greater Power]

I wonder if they are going to try to make at as though CARLITO turned heel on Masters (instead of face)

[Batsu]

LMAO @ Carlito.

[G-wrath]

Well did we ever figure out who was the face and who was the heel?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Was it me or did Carlito have some new theme music? I didn't catch it, but it sounded different for some reason.

[loopydate]

On a side note, I hate the stupid WWE Mobile ads at WWE.com. Every time I open a new page, I get that stupid Sgt. Slaughter thumb yelling at me. YEAH, I GET IT!

[Scorpion]

It's the leathal cousin to the Finger Poke of Doom

:shifty:
Well thumb to the neck hurts... I just did it to my friend who said that wouldnt hurt :rofl:... needless to say he was on his knees almost crying

[Blitz]

This feud has a weird dynamic.

[Skippord]

I :heart: Carlito

[Batsu]

YES!

[Skippord]

YES HE SAID IT WAS STUPID THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Carlito will break the Masterlock. I feel it in my bones. :shifty:

Regardless, Carlito FTW.

[Blitz]

Bet Carlito breaks the Masterlock.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Again, I'll say it. Carlito is the man.

[loopydate]

WOW! That was a sick chairshot.

[Blitz]

Carlito :love: :love: :love:

[Skippord]

O SHIT THAT KILLED HIM

[Boondock Saint]

LOL @ Masters just walking into the chair. That looked terrible.

[Batsu]

LMAO...this is great.

[Azriel]

masters is the heel I think

[zdmay]

Who didn't see that coming?

After Master caught the apple.

[ThruTheWire]

LOL @ Masters just walking into the chair. That looked terrible.

No it didn't.

[Azriel]

That was some chair shot. And thank you Carlito for finally having some balls saying the Lock was stupid.