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Afterlife
04-11-2006, 03:42 AM
Is that Jamal? He's been gone so long, I forget his face; but then again, I had a rough time telling 3MW apart anyway. But really, is that him? 'Cause...what the fuck? :wtf:
What Would Kevin Do?
04-11-2006, 04:13 AM
Yes, yes it is.
Afterlife
04-12-2006, 07:06 AM
In that case...what the crap is the deal? Is that an actual tattoo on his face? Who thot this was a good idea?
Xero
04-12-2006, 12:16 PM
God, why does everyone think it's a real tattoo? You've never heard of face paint?

You know, ever since Marty Wright became the Boogeyman I haven't seen him without his red and black spotted head. Is that a tattoo or did he just get some fucked up disease, Boogeyitis?
mrslackalack
04-12-2006, 02:42 PM
Yep Umaga is Jamal. I dont understand what they just didnt call him Ekmo again.
Afterlife
04-12-2006, 03:08 PM
God, why does everyone think it's a real tattoo? You've never heard of face paint?

You know, ever since Marty Wright became the Boogeyman I haven't seen him without his red and black spotted head. Is that a tattoo or did he just get some fucked up disease, Boogeyitis?

Might have something to do with the fact that it's incredibly detailed and I haven't seen it smudge from any hits or smear due to sweat. Plus, I don't know what Jamal is like; he might've pulled a Mike Tyson stunt and actually tattooed his face like it's a good idea.

And perhaps I'm simply overtired, but I must have missed the questions that "everyone" posted about his facial art. Indeed, I have heard of face paint. Perhaps you should hear of chill pills and relax.
Indifferent Clox
04-12-2006, 03:14 PM
They called it face paint on raw this week.
Arnold HamNegger
04-12-2006, 03:21 PM
They need to leave his hair fro'd out. The braids just scream 3MW.
Chavo Classic
04-13-2006, 06:35 AM
Yep Umaga is Jamal. I dont understand what they just didnt call him Emo again.

Have him sit in his mom's basement listening to the Ataris and Hoobastank?
Afterlife
04-13-2006, 07:39 AM
They called it face paint on raw this week.

Yes...but they've also referred to Triple H as a wrestler. Oh, I went there! SNAP! :p
TerranRich
04-13-2006, 11:08 AM
Well, at least Joey Styles can say

U-MA-GAAAAAAA!!!!
Stickman
04-17-2006, 01:20 AM
A better question would be why do the WWE contuously come up with retarded gimmicks like this. Kamala was bad enough.
Hitman84
04-19-2006, 06:20 PM
I'm quite surprised the New Zealand Rugby Football Union hasn't tried to sue WWE over using the surname of one of their greatest players - I am of course referring to Tana Umaga.

But then, if you don't follow rugby - epecially the All Blacks - then you wouldn't know ...

Seriously though, it does look really dodgy, esp with that retarded haircut...