Help Me Save Eddie Geuerro

[horsehead]

I know this is going to be hard to believe but just trust me. I want to help save Eddie Geuerro. I have a time machine that will allow me to go back in time. What I need from you is to tell me who I can contact that will believe me enough to help save Eddie from his tragic passing. Before you flame me, give me the benefit of the doubt.

[James Steele]

Give me a time machine so I can club your parents like a baby leopard seal.

[Xero]

DICKS
With Time Machines

[horsehead]

JamesSteele I'm using it to save a life, not take one.

[Skippord]

Let me borrow your time machine so I can go back 2 minutes to before I clicked on this thread

[James Steele]

I wouldn't kill them, but I would make sure you never came into exsistence.

[Indifferent Clox]

I believe you!

This is the CRISIS!!!

[Xero]

You know, someone with a time machine should go back and stop Hitler or something, save millions of lives instead of one...

[Skippord]

*CRISIS

[Mr. Nerfect]

:lol:

I love this thread. Continue.

[Skippord]

Go back and stop Jesus from being Crucified just to see what happens afterwards

[Xero]

Go back in time and change the Delorean in Back to the Future to a giant penis. I guess you could use a photo of yourself and just edit the movie strips before it's replicated for release.

[horsehead]

You know, someone with a time machine should go back and stop Hitler or something, save millions of lives instead of one...

If that were possible and you helped me figure out how, I would. I just can't go back in time before I'm born.

[James Steele]

If that were possible and you helped me figure out how, I would. I just can't go back in time before I'm born.

What good will you do if you can't go back in time before 1996?

[horsehead]

I could use it to do a bunch of things, but that's not why I'm here. Right now I just want to be able to save Eddie.

[Skippord]

Go back to the day Rey Mysterio started whoring Eddies name and stop him

[horsehead]

SAVE EDDIE

Thank you my brother.

[Xero]

I could use it to do a bunch of things, but that's not why I'm here. Right now I just want to be able to save Eddie.
Yeah, well, if he knew you could save more people I'm sure he'd be pissed at you and punch you in the snoot.

[Xero]

Hey, I know! Go back in time and get the word "FUCKJERK" into the dictionary!

FUCKJERKS
With Time Machines

[horsehead]

Go back to the day Rey Mysterio started whoring Eddies name and stop him

If I save Eddie I will stop this.

[horsehead]

Tell me how to contact that will have Eddie get checked out and we won't have to worry about any of the Rey stuff. None of you will even know it happened if you can help me out.

[Xero]

Tell me who to contact that will have Eddie get checked out and we won't have to worry about any of the Rey stuff. None of you will even know it happened if you can help me out.
But won't Eddie just be alive all of a sudden? Unless, of course, this universe SKEWS off onto another tangent when you go back, and you can never get back to April 2006 of this universe, you'll be in the April of 2006 where Eddie is still alive, and you'll never see your parents agian because if you run into your other self the whole universe will explode and it'll be YOUR fault, you dick. YOU KILLED THE UNIVERSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

[Savio]

Go back to the day Rey Mysterio started whoring Eddies name and stop himhe can't go past 1996.

[Drakul]

http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com

[horsehead]

But won't Eddie just be alive all of a sudden? Unless, of course, this universe SKEWS off onto another tangent when you go back, and you can never get back to April 2006 of this universe, you'll be in the April of 2006 where Eddie is still alive, and you'll never see your parents agian because if you run into your other self the whole universe will explode and it'll be YOUR fault, you dick. YOU KILLED THE UNIVERSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Calm down. I've done this before. Believe me, I saved you from some pretty embarassing stuff from the WWE.

[Xero]

Calm down. I've done this before. Believe me, I saved you from some pretty embarassing stuff from the WWE.
SO YOU ALREADY BLEW UP A UNIVERSE!? HOW MANY YOU ASSHOLE!?

[el fregadero]

Contact Eddie himself, he was a fairly religious man, so just tell him you are an angel sent from heaven to prevent his untimely demise.

[Johnny Vegas]

God damn, its going on the sig!!!

Oh yea, i feel a banning coming...

[Funky Fly]

Vegas called it.

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/victim.jpg

[Schoenauer]

Horsehead, you can't do that!! You'll create a time paradox! You need to understand the future!!

[Xero]

Horsehead, you can't do that!! You'll create a time paradox! You need to understand the future!!
His son marries a black woman!

[Vietnamese Crippler]

"I don't think I should hang you anymore, Dr. Brown"

[LoDownM]

DICKS
With Time Machines

:lol: That was great on robot chicken :D

[Indifferent Clox]

Go back and stop September 11th...

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO. So was this a secondary user name, FF, or a new guy?

[Extreme Angle]

If you can go back in time go back a day or 2 so i can eat my maom again :)

[Shadow]

Now that...was funny.

Unban him so we can mock him some more.

[rko4life]

but remember you cant be seen... bad things have happend to wizzards who medal with time..

[Just John]

Hey, I know! Go back in time and get the word "FUCKJERK" into the dictionary!

FUCKJERKS
With Time Machines


Hey listen Fuckhead!..

[AJHayes]

I know this is going to be hard to believe but just trust me. I want to help save Eddie Geuerro. I have a time machine that will allow me to go back in time. What I need from you is to tell me who I can contact that will believe me enough to help save Eddie from his tragic passing. Before you flame me, give me the benefit of the doubt.

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!!

...sure am glad this isn't a joke. Should I bring my own weapons? Will I get paid when we get back?

[Mr. JL]

Maybe you can go back in time and actually spell Guerrero right.

[TerranRich]

Is safety guaranteed? If not, then no limits will be pushed.

[Extreme Angle]

I wish i had a time machine :drool:

[D Mac]

Vegas called it.

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/victim.jpg

FUCKING ROFL.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[samichna]

hate crime

[Xero]

hate crime
Now it's clear in that picture that the person holding the mallet is white, so it's not a hate crime, just a crime that someone did in the result of hate.

[Savio]

The kid is gay.

[Arnold HamNegger]

but remember you cant be seen... bad things have happend to wizzards who medal with time..

So send Cena. (rim shot)

Thank you, good night!

[rob11]

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!!

...sure am glad this isn't a joke. Should I bring my own weapons? Will I get paid when we get back?
:lol:
REP!!!!

[alvarado52]

WAIT MEN! HEAR HIM OUT! *holds arms back to keep the mobbing TPDub posters from attacking him*

[Indifferent Clox]

damn it! i wanted to go back in time.. I hope he gets a sock for Easter...

[Extreme Angle]

damn it! i wanted to go back in time.. I hope he gets a sock for Easter...
:lol: Suprisingly i got that 1 quite quick

[alvarado52]

i dont get it...

[Extreme Angle]

lol and thought i was stupid

[Corkscrewed]

oh no, you are. you've just been beaten. :)

[ThruTheWire]

Test?
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/5/f/65f4a1ec5a001a02396ac2d1baa8e31a.jpg

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

Way to go. The mere fact that I've seen this thread means that we've failed.

Well, at least we were able to save Vader.

[Arnold HamNegger]

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/victim.jpg

Funky has used the Time Machine to witness Hunter Jr. breaking curfew.

[James Steele]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/5/f/65f4a1ec5a001a02396ac2d1baa8e31a.jpg

I contacted him. He said that safety is now guaranteed, but the time travel partner selection process is much more complex now.

[Chavo Classic]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/5/f/65f4a1ec5a001a02396ac2d1baa8e31a.jpg

I contacted him. He said that safety is now guaranteed, but the time travel partner selection process is much more complex now.

What? Applicants must also sport ridiculous mullets?

[Funky Fly]

K, that's enough, guys.

ROFL @ what this thread turned into, though. :y: