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D Mac
04-20-2006, 06:04 AM
IGN has compiled their pickings for the 10 worst in-game quotes of all-time. Some of these, you may be familiar with!

Here's the list:

1. "All your base are belong to us." - Zero Wing
2. "I am Error." - Zelda II: The Adventures of Link
3. "Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." - Resident Evil
4. "You were doomed as soon as you lost the ability to love." - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. "Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!" - Bust-a-Groove
6. "I feel asleep." - Metal Gear
7. "You can't give it up! Triumph or die!" - Street Fighter Alpha 3
8. The DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros Melee
9. "A Winner is You!" - Pro Wrestling
10. "Shine Get!" - Super Mario Sunshine

Please feel free to post some of the worst quotes you've ever heard mentioned in a game!

Blitz
04-20-2006, 06:45 AM
http://zanyvgquotes.com/

I highly recommend the Art of Fighting 2 section.

Funky Fly
04-20-2006, 06:54 AM
Everything the announcer says in Capcom vs SNK 2.

Disturbed316
04-20-2006, 08:48 AM
That Resident Evil one needs to be number one.

Jonster
04-20-2006, 08:50 AM
I don't know why that Castlevania: Symphony of the Night one is in there.

It makes perfect sense.

Disturbed316
04-20-2006, 08:51 AM
It even applies to real life :'(

Evil Vito
04-20-2006, 10:49 AM
<font color=goldenrod>I knew that Zero Wing one would be number one as soon as I saw the thread title, even though the entire game is like that

Anyways, yeah the Resident Evil one needs to go up top</font>

Fignuts
04-20-2006, 08:51 PM
Who thae fuck are you to dis the DK rap?

RoXer
04-20-2006, 08:59 PM
If only I had some kind of rope...I'll use that rope I have.

Indifferent Clox
04-20-2006, 09:05 PM
www.engrish.com


incredible.

loopydate
04-20-2006, 09:12 PM
What about "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?"

Or "You spoony bard!"

Video games are rife with awful dialogue. But we love them anyway. :love:

diothoir
04-20-2006, 10:38 PM
Anything in the early Resident Evil series deserves to be worst.

Xero
04-21-2006, 12:14 AM
Tazz: clothesline from hell. :|

Nervous Ferret
04-21-2006, 12:16 AM
SPYRO: Ripno's Rage

Spyro: Bring it on, shorty. :cool:

Kapoutman
04-21-2006, 12:32 AM
WORK YOUR BODY WORK WORK YOUR BODY
WORK YOUR BODY WORK WORK YOUR BODY

- 1080 Snowboarding

Bad Company
04-21-2006, 12:34 AM
I'm gonna dance all over your face - Shawn Michaels.


Terrible

Funky Fly
04-21-2006, 02:26 AM
I'm gonna dance all over your face - Shawn Michaels.


Terrible
Can't remember if that's from Attitude or Warzone, but Warzone's CAW voices were terrible too.

I'll floss my teeth with your guts.

I'm gonna get medieval on your buttocks!

Xero
04-21-2006, 11:16 AM
LOL, I remember that "buttocks" line. Wasn't it in this very feminine voice?

UmbrellaCorporation
04-21-2006, 11:25 AM
Seifer (Kingdom Hearts 2): That was undeniable proof that we totally OWNED you lamers!

road doggy dogg
04-21-2006, 05:38 PM
The DK Rap owns bitches

Funky Fly
04-22-2006, 01:36 AM
LOL, I remember that "buttocks" line. Wasn't it in this very feminine voice?
Nah. It sounded like the whitest person in the world trying to sound "black" in a very angry voice.

Ministry9006
04-22-2006, 01:43 AM
Gauntlet

Red Elf needs food, badly!

D Mac
04-22-2006, 04:54 AM
Who thae fuck are you to dis the DK rap?

It's IGN's list. :roll:

Cuzziebro
04-22-2006, 05:36 AM
LOL, you still agree with it though.

Outsider
04-27-2006, 07:55 PM
WCW Backstage assualt, after any move: He just nailed the "Nail in the coffin"

Or something.

Mister Sinister
04-28-2006, 04:26 AM
Michael Cole: Jericho is back from Beverly Hills...