Every 20 minutes I see ads for this compilation of Christian praise songs...

[Kane Knight]

...I swear, this shit's on all the time. And the worst part about it is just how totally lame the music is. This is shit that'd make John Denver roll over i nhis grave. I can't believe they actually feel the need to advertise this garbage so often.

Are Christians really so stupid that they don't care about, like, quality, as long as it mentions God somewhere in there?

[Fignuts]

I honestly am scared to check the sales on the Bible Game.

[Skippord]

I think there should be Christian Death Metal

[Kane Knight]

I think there should be Christian Death Metal

Don't even joke about it.

[Kane Knight]

I honestly am scared to check the sales on the Bible Game.

Just wait...This fall they're releasing Grand Theft Abel.

[Skippord]

With Eden Jacking?

[el fregadero]

Ok guys, lay off the Christians a little. What did they ever do to you to fill you with such distaste?

[Kane Knight]

Christianity is responsible for some of the greatest music in the history of popular culture. To equate this garbage with it, and then to buy it because it's "Christian" music is an affront to the accomplishments of Christians and is an affront to musicians everywhere.

:)

It's like comparing a stick figure to Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel...

[Kane Knight]

It's actually like Prussian Blue.

I'm offended les by their message of hate than I am by the fact that they're considered musicians.

[G]

So are you gonna list the tracks, or just keep teasing us.

[Kane Knight]

Sure thing.

[Impact!]

I think there should be Christian Death Metal
There is lol, I'll see if I can find it (Mate dl'd some for a joke) If I can find some ill post it here.

[Kane Knight]

My former bandmate did some.

IT sucked because he's horrible on drums, and death metal doesn't work with his guitar style, but...