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Arashi Kage
02-02-2004, 08:04 PM
http://dvd.ign.com/articles/488/488719p1.html
The Critic just came out on DVD, did anyone ever watch it when it was on tv??
It only lasted two seasons, I used to watch it back in '94, I really liked it. When Family Guy was cancelled, I remember my brother and I discussing how Simpsons always continued, but shows like The Critic and Family Guy (which we enjoyed more) never lasted.
FakeLaser
02-02-2004, 08:08 PM
Are ya prone to having blackouts?
Supreme Olajuwon
02-02-2004, 08:10 PM
yeah I liked that show. A lot of people hated it but I thought it was funny.
damn Fox
samichna
02-02-2004, 08:18 PM
LOL yeah it was funny
loopydate
02-02-2004, 08:27 PM
I loved that show. Can't wait to get the DVDs.
AareDub
02-02-2004, 10:07 PM
I love the Critic :D
Triple A
02-02-2004, 10:50 PM
That show was the goods.
Yeah im gonna pick the dvd up when i get paid.
KayfabeMan
02-03-2004, 06:13 AM
"IT STINKS!!"
Yeah,I used to watch that all of the time,and still do when Comedy
Central occasionally airs it during weird hours. :y:
Mr. Monday Morning
02-03-2004, 09:52 AM
I only caught a couple of episodes on Paramount re-runs :(
One of them involved a Nazi bear (I think?) :wtf:
But yeah I'm picking it up. That and Dilbert, which is also out pretty soon.
Kane Knight
02-03-2004, 09:56 AM
IT STINKS! IT STINKS! IT STINKS!
Yes, mr. Sherman...Everything Stinks...
The show was įwesome. It's a shame that they didn't do a good transfer job.
Gertner
02-03-2004, 11:50 AM
great show!
KingofOldSchool
02-03-2004, 12:19 PM
Jon Lovitz is da' man.
Funky Fly
02-03-2004, 12:56 PM
That was an awesome show, indeed. I still catch it on Comedy Centeral when I can be arsed to stay up late enough.
ColdwaVer
02-03-2004, 01:03 PM
You know, the review you linked to SUCKS. I think it must have been reviewed by someone attempting to do a Jay Sherman impression or something.
Anyways, this show rocked, and I'm buying this set asap.
"It's a giant horse's ass! You're watching Fox. <i>Give us five minutes, we'll give you an ass!"</i>
loopydate
02-03-2004, 01:24 PM
William Shatner: I'm-William-Shatner-and-this-is--"Celebrity 911."-On-tonight's-show-all-calls-from-James-Caan's-house...
[makes face]
William Shatner: KAHN!
Mikey
02-05-2004, 06:33 AM
The Critic ruled
ColdwaVer
02-07-2004, 12:41 AM
William Shatner: I'm-William-Shatner-and-this-is--"Celebrity 911."-On-tonight's-show-all-calls-from-James-Caan's-house...
[makes face]
William Shatner: KAHN!
"And look, there's the William Shatner robot."
"No, that's actually William Shatner."
Blitz
02-07-2004, 12:53 PM
Man, I Loved that show.
Some good quotes-
Jay Sherman: Lady, don't take this the wrong way, but you're nuts!
Old Lady: Oh, you sound just like the toaster
Duke Phillips: Why the hell do you have to be so critical?
Jay Sherman: I'm a critic.
Duke Phillips: No, your job is to rate movies on a scale from "good" to "excellent".
Jay Sherman: What if I don't like them?
Duke Phillips: That's what "good" is for.
Jay Sherman: Mom. Dad. I never made you laugh.
Franklin: Well, I did chuckle a bit when you tried to eat that bird and fell over the cliff.
Eleanor: No Franklin, that was the Roadrunner.
Jay Sherman: No, that was me.
Duke Phillips: Thank you, Jay. After I die, you can eat my brain. It will give you power.
[Jay gets struck in the head with a shotput.]
Jay Sherman: Skull cracked. Brains leaking out. Can't wait to see new Chevy Chase movie...
Jay Sherman: Don't worry son, if you think that only handsome musicians can get beautiful women, I have two words for you: Lyle Lovett.
Marty Sherman: I thought that he was handsome.
Jay Sherman: You're thinking of Jon Lovitz. With his good looks, he takes the cake.
Judge: Mr. Phillips, please answer the question!
Duke Phillips: All right! Yes, I sold the mustard gas to Qaddafi!
Judge: What?
Duke Phillips: Uh... mustard... gives me gas, as does taffy.
Judge: I have the same problem with fresh fruit.
Duke Phillips: Gaze into the power of my evil eye.
[Eye flashes]
Duke Phillips: Any more questions?
Reporter: [hypnotized] How may I serve you, evil one?
Jay Sherman: [finishing a movie review] and that's why Goldie Hawn should be shot!
[Doris is dragging Sherman down the stairs.]
Doris: Let me know if you're suffering any brain damage...
Jay Sherman: [falsetto] Dance with me, Tony! Dance with me!
Doris: You're fine.
Jay Sherman: You're old enough to be my mother.
Doris: So? You're fat enough to be my car
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