He Fucked Up

[Sadistic]

LOL at this botch

http://www.break.com/index/wrestleslam25.html

[Kane Knight]

What. The. Fuck.

[Kane Knight]

:D

[thecc]

Poor Merek:(.

[The One]

Spot. Monkey. Karma.

[Kane Knight]

Hustle. Respect. Sodomy.

[Skippord]

That looked hella painful

[Mr. JL]

Isn't that the guy from IWA: MS who has too tight wrestling trunks and too long hair?

[James Steele]

Shut. Up. You. Ignorant. Ass.

[Skippord]

Tsh its nothing without bigass red letters

[James Steele]

Shut. Up. You. Ignorant. Ass.

[Skippord]

*Marks Da Fuck Out*

[Londoner]

Someone explain to me what happened, i have shitty dial up and cant load stuff like this.Even though my rep means nothing, i will rep whoever explains it.

[The Fugitive]

No rep necessary. The situation is that there's someone laying on the outside on a table and the attacker is on the top turnbuckle, getting ready to jump off.

He attempts a shooting star press onto the prone wrestler on the table, but the jumping wrestler gets absolutely zero horizontal distance with his shooting star press and lands the shooting star press on the top turnbuckle, crotching himself and falling down to the outside onto the now empty table.

[Londoner]

LOL! :D

Thanks for that, I probably shouldn't laugh at something like that but i can't help it.

[Volare]

its called gravitational pull (the force that keeps you on the ground to all my special people) and this guy mustve forgotten about it :lol:

[Xero]

How does someone botch a SSP that horribly?

[Kane Knight]

How does someone botch a SSP that horribly?

What I want to know is how someone "accidentally" manages to get sufficient height and "forgets" to move himself forward.

I can see a lot of ways to botch a SSP.

[Xero]

I know it's possible, but come on, he should have pushed off. Instead he just jumped straight up.

Maybe he felt a draft and hoped that it would carry him.

[Volare]

now the question is...

who fucked up the SSP worse.

Lesnar or this guy




i say this guy, Lesnar at least moved forward, but just couldn't get the full turn

while the guy almost did a mid air flip and turned into a Dipshit

[Team Sheep]

Wanker :lol:

[Kane Knight]

now the question is...

who fucked up the SSP worse.

Lesnar or this guy




i say this guy, Lesnar at least moved forward, but just couldn't get the full turn

while the guy almost did a mid air flip and turned into a Dipshit

This guy, hands down.

[The One]

now the question is...

who fucked up the SSP worse.

Lesnar or this guy

I say this guy fucked it up worse, though the Lesnar fuck up was more dangerious.

[Disturbed316]

ROFL the guy on the table still sells it though.

[TerranRich]

Botched moves aren't as bad as the selling thereof. :lol:

[Sadistic]

I don't understand the guy on the table.
A few seconds after the both he just puts his hands to his head to say "noooo" and just rolls off the table. WTF

[Xero]

Well, it would be one of two things.

One, he was buying time to set up for the next spot. It's not the first nor the last someone missed something completely and the other guy sold something.

Two, he was afraid he was going to fall on his head. I wouldn't want anyone crashing down onto my head. He could have broken his neck if the guy doing the SSP hit his head in the wrong spot.

[Kane Knight]

Well, it would be one of two things.

One, he was buying time to set up for the next spot. It's not the first nor the last someone missed something completely and the other guy sold something.

Two, he was afraid he was going to fall on his head. I wouldn't want anyone crashing down onto my head. He could have broken his neck if the guy doing the SSP hit his head in the wrong spot.

This is exactly what's happening, too. HE tries to cover hismelf for the original move, realises how it was fucked, and then a second later, realises he's coming through the table anyway.

I don't see what's so mysterious here.

[The Naitch]

LOL at this guy

[Xero]

This is exactly what's happening, too. HE tries to cover hismelf for the original move, realises how it was fucked, and then a second later, realises he's coming through the table anyway.

I don't see what's so mysterious here.
Well, the XTREME thing to do would be to take it like a man and spend the rest of his life with a broken neck and a crack in his skull.

[Kane Knight]

Well, the XTREME thing to do would be to take it like a man and spend the rest of his life with a broken neck and a crack in his skull.

And then, he'd be forever remembered as a CZW champion.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO

Wow, that's gotta hurt your stomach. :lol:

[Arnold HamNegger]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh. :D

[AJHayes]

CZW! CZW! CZW!

[Kane Knight]

UPN! UPN!

[PorkSoda]

HE FORGOT TO MOVE FORWARD!

[The One]

You can't turn that into a chant. :shifty:

[loopydate]

:rofl: I just finally got around to watching this. That's awesome.

[Xero]

You can't turn that into a chant. :shifty:
MOVE UP RETARD MOVE UP! *CLAP CLAP* MOVE UP RETARD MOVE UP! *CLAP CLAP*

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL @ KK "How do you get sufficient height, but fail to move forward"

The music for that shit was fucking hilarious. Look at his partner on the apron as he fucks up. He's looking at him like "..oh shit dude.." HA

[Kane Knight]

I just gotta know though. How do you do a move like that and forget to jump forward?

[Xero]

I just gotta know though. How do you do a move like that and forget to jump forward?
You're signed after sending in a tape of you backyard wrestling?

[Kane Knight]

You can't turn that into a chant. :shifty:

"You stayed still! You stayed still!"

"Forward! Forward! Forward!"

"You screwed Matt!" :shifty:

[TerranRich]

BAHGAD GUT WRENCH MOONSAULT BY STONE COLD!

[thecc]

I just gotta know though. How do you do a move like that and forget to jump forward?Well, he was trained by Danny Daniels. :shifty:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

DIdn't Kidman do that once too?