JOHN CENA IS THE MOST AWESOMAMAZING MAN EVER BECAUSE...

[Corkscrewed]

He can actually do a real-life sho-ryuken.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/2245896/52.jpg



(If this was in captions last week, sorry; totally didn't notice it)

[Schoenauer]

Sadly he can't get the same amount of air that Ryu, Ken, and Gouki/Akuma get.

[Blitz]

Until he does a hadoken, I remain unimpressed.

[Corkscrewed]

That's Jack Icon's specialty. Lay off man...

[Blitz]

Alright then, how about a Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyakuu?

[Dorkchop]

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF NERDS!

[Dorkchop]

How about a Tiger knee?

[Xero]

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF NERDS!
And your point is?

*Pushes glasses up and goes to write a webpage entirely in XML about WWE inconsistencies*

[Jaton]

I'll be impresse when he pulls out a full S.A. #3. Shippu Jinrai Kyaku.

[TerranRich]

I'll be impresse when he pulls out a full S.A. #3. Shippu Jinrai Kyaku.
NERD.

[tucsonspeed6]

I'll be impresse when he pulls out a full nelson.

translated for non-nerds....I think.:p

[Kane Knight]

I can't wait for Cena A/Train. In a Street Fight. Unfortunately for A-Train, his spinning clothesline will go right through the dragon punch, leaving him vulnerable for the Effa-Uuken.

[The Show Off]

How about a Tiger knee?

Yeah Triple H totally stole that from Sagat

[Arnold HamNegger]

Is this Cena's new Right Guard commercial?

Strahan's gonna be pissed.

[Jaton]

translated for non-nerds....I think.:p

No, I think it translates to "lots of fucking kicks"

[Mister Sinister]

Until he does a Sonic Boom/Flash Kick Combo, I will continue to be on the Fuck John Cena Bandwagon

[ClockShot]

Nah. Chun Li's Spinning Bird Kick is when he'll earn my respect.

[The Naitch]

Little Naitch > John Cena

Atleast LN has the balls to stab someone

[94 SVT Cobra]

If were gonna be pulling out SF manuvers thatll make us like john cena...lets at least give him one he can do well...what about one of those Jumping power bombs that Zangief does. You know, the ones were he jumps 20 feet in the air and spins them all at the same time. Do you rememeber how hard that fucking move was to do? You had to rotate ENTIRLEY clockwise on the controller, which for some reason in the 16 bit era...was not easy, then hit 2 other buttons afterwards, and pray the person was still near you when u did it.

[The Naitch]

but then this wil mean we'll have Spanky dress up as Ken

[Corkscrewed]

If were gonna be pulling out SF manuvers thatll make us like john cena...lets at least give him one he can do well...what about one of those Jumping power bombs that Zangief does. You know, the ones were he jumps 20 feet in the air and spins them all at the same time. Do you rememeber how hard that fucking move was to do? You had to rotate ENTIRLEY clockwise on the controller, which for some reason in the 16 bit era...was not easy, then hit 2 other buttons afterwards, and pray the person was still near you when u did it.

That was the one move I could NEVER do. I could do his spinning clothesline, but the 360 piledriver? Impossible. Well, on a SNES controller at least.