View Full Version : The future of Umaga and The Great Khali
The Naitch
05-03-2006, 03:16 AM
Like all 'serious' monster gimmicks that initially start off, I have the feeling these two useless boring generic spin off gimmicks will die out then they'll be comedic material by the summer
I'm not buying this shit :lol:
The Naitch
05-03-2006, 03:17 AM
Look what Snitsky turned into. And Heidenreich :lol:
The Naitch
05-03-2006, 03:18 AM
The closest believable thing to monster gimmick was Brcok Lesnar in 2002 :yes:
That's how they gotta push their monsters :yes:
What Would Kevin Do?
05-03-2006, 03:18 AM
Khali will end up being the gentle giant character.
Unfortunately, Jamal will probably end up in the unemployment line again.
Funky Fly
05-03-2006, 03:20 AM
I figured Khali would end up unemployed after the eventual Kurrganization into a gentle giant face, and Umaga would be an eternal Heat wrestler.
Corkscrewed
05-03-2006, 04:07 AM
So my brother pulled off an unexpectedly hilarious Khali impression by growling gibberish the other day, and it struck me: He can become the guy everyone feels sorry for because no one understands what he's saying and he's sad. All this time we thought he wanted to kill everyone when he really just had a bad itch and needed some aloe vera cream.
D Mac
05-03-2006, 05:56 AM
I smell a Eugene, Khali tag team in the future.
Impeccable
05-03-2006, 06:35 AM
Khali and Scotty Too Hotty.
Much like the X-Pac and Kane tag team of 1999, Scotty can be the one to reveal the more human side of the monster.
And then he can dance like they did with Rikishi (who came in with the "monster" reputation, but became a comedic character!!!)
Cole: giant Khali is doing the worm Tazz.
Tazz: That's no worm Cole...that's one huge anaconda!!!!!
Mr. JL
05-03-2006, 07:41 AM
LoL, notice how thier pushes mimic each other. They are UNSTOPPABLE MONSTERS BAWGAWD! They suck in the ring. Both have 'tanned' mouth piece managers who speak another language besides english. Both Umaga and Khali are speech impaired. Both are feuding with legends in Flair and Taker.
The only difference is that unlike Flair, Taker won't job to Khali.
What Would Kevin Do?
05-03-2006, 07:55 AM
Jamal isn't bad in the ring. I've seen worse by far. His offense is atleast believable.
Mr. JL
05-03-2006, 08:00 AM
I agree that Jamal/Ekmo is way better in the ring. I've seen his stuff from his first WWE run and some stuff in Japan where he was allowed to actually perform moves. But the Umaga in-ring stuff sucks so far.
Which I mostly blame the agents, creative, writers, bookers for.
neuicon
05-03-2006, 12:35 PM
Vince SUCKS at creativity... ...he outta leave all of that stuff to writers and fans... ...REMEMBER PAPA SHANGO, ATOM BOMB, ALL AMERICAN LEX LUGER, GIANT GONZALES, CRUSH W/THE HEARTPUNCH, THE HEADBANGERS, MORDECAI, & ALL THOSE OTHERS BROUGHT FOURTH BY THE GREAT CREATIVENESS OF MCMAHON!? LOL!!
Vince's sucks at creating characters...
Aussie Skier
05-03-2006, 07:50 PM
Vince SUCKS at creativity... ...he outta leave all of that stuff to writers and fans... ...REMEMBER PAPA SHANGO, ATOM BOMB, ALL AMERICAN LEX LUGER, GIANT GONZALES, CRUSH W/THE HEARTPUNCH, THE HEADBANGERS, MORDECAI, & ALL THOSE OTHERS BROUGHT FOURTH BY THE GREAT CREATIVENESS OF MCMAHON!? LOL!!
Vince's sucks at creating characters...
I KNOW!!!
Like the Undertaker, the Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, HHH...HULK HOGAN...WHAT WAS HE THINKING!!! Why the hell do you ever think he'd make money out of those guys...:roll: :roll: :roll:
Ninti the Mad
05-03-2006, 08:20 PM
They need to bring in an "exotic" woman wrestler that so happens to come from some isolated island.
That would be hot.
Not fat guys. Not tall retarded looking... retards.
Vermaat
05-04-2006, 11:57 AM
Khali will be fired while Jamal will be a midcarder.
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