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Xero
05-04-2006, 11:45 AM
If you watched RAW Monday night, you got quite a show from the announcers. But amidst all the controversy with Joey Styles, the one thing everyone seems to have glossed over is that Jonathan Coachman was nowhere to be found.

So where was Coach? Well, no one’s seen or heard from him in almost two weeks, since he stormed out of RAW in London after being assaulted by Viscera. If you noticed Coach was missing from RAW, well, it wasn’t a vacation; he was a complete no-show. No one, from Mr. McMahon on down, has any idea where Coach is. In fact, his family hasn’t heard from him, nor have any of his friends.

Because of his recent disappearance, Coach will NOT be in the broadcast booth for this week’s edition of WWE.com HEAT. The WWE Television Production brass had no other choice, and has announced that Todd Grisham will be flying solo this week on HEAT whether Coach surfaces or not.

While it will be Grisham’s first shot at tackling a show by himself, it won’t be the first time an announcer has done a show on his own. Former RAW lead announcer Joey Styles did commentary for hundreds of ECW shows on his own, and if you want to count it, there has been the occasional segment on RAW or SmackDown in the past where one member of the team had to take care of business by themselves.

Even though he’s not exactly a pioneer, Grisham was excited about it when I talked to him about it today. “I’m excited about it, even though it’s uncharted territory for me,” he told me. “I’m just glad the company has enough faith in me to give me this opportunity and I’ll do my best.”

Regardless of the opportunity he’s been presented, even Grisham is worried about Coach. “When you ask me where he is, normally I’d say check the nearest gentlemen’s club,” he joked, “but seriously, I don’t know. We’re actually friends, believe it or not, and I usually talk to him once a day. But, I haven’t seen or heard from him either.”

Source: http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/whereiscoach

KingofOldSchool
05-04-2006, 11:48 AM
Coach is suppose to be brought back as an on-screen character.

Vermaat
05-04-2006, 11:54 AM
Coach should be a manager. A manager for someone who can't talk like Bobby Lashley or Gunner Scott.

St. Jimmy
05-04-2006, 01:55 PM
Does anyone besides me think that putting Todd in the booth alone is supposed to be a Kafaybe shot at Styles?

(even though i missed them Obviously saying that Joey did it first, in the article...)

Nark Order
05-04-2006, 02:02 PM
If this isn't a work, I hope that the Coach is ok.

And I agree with him becoming a manager. I've been saying this for a year or two.

Kane Knight
05-04-2006, 03:03 PM
Coach is suppose to be brought back as an on-screen character.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kane Knight
05-04-2006, 03:04 PM
Coach should be a manager. A manager for someone who can't talk like Bobby Lashley or Gunner Scott.

I've never used the phrase "Cheap X-Pac Heat," But it so fits here.

Xero
05-04-2006, 03:06 PM
I agree with Vermaat. Lashley may be awesome, but he has the same problem as Lesnar, his voice doesn't fit him at all. Like he swallowed a frog during puberty and it stunted his voice.

Not saying Coach should manage him, but Lashley needs a mouth piece.

Kane Knight
05-04-2006, 03:40 PM
Well, people have been saying Lashley needs a mouthpiece since...They heard him talk.

Nark Order
05-04-2006, 03:46 PM
Lashley needs... to be replaced by somebody that can entertain people.

Kane Knight
05-04-2006, 04:01 PM
It's like a Where's Waldo game, except people WANT to find Waldo.

Kalyx triaD
05-04-2006, 04:10 PM
The Coach sucks, as character and otherwise. He can stay off TV forever, I don't miss him. I get the feeling he's a real-life ass kisser; not in a way everybody in the WWE is, but a pathetic let-me-get-your-coffee way. He's unfunny, unentertaining, uninteresting, and just plain bad TV.

May he never return.

Corkscrewed
05-04-2006, 04:20 PM
lol at this story. pretty interesting.

he'll prolly come back and manage the next new guy they bring up.