Book the worst match you can think of

[The MAC]

this should be worth a laugh or 2:
its simple : book the worse matches you can think of:

1. Kevin Nash (quads torn) VS Vince (Quads torn) in a 3 hour, blind folded, wheel chair, iron man match.

2. X-Pac Vs john Cena

3. Earl hebner Vs norman smiley in "who can sell more bootleg merchandise out of a car boot - after they empty the boot- they got to put the other guy in it a-la casket match

[DaveWadding]

Buff Bagwell vs. Viscera vs. Mark Henry in a Judy Bagwell on a Pole match

I win.

[Xero]

Mark Henry vs. Viscera vs. Vader vs. The Undertaker vs. Ric Flair vs. Umaga in a 60 minute Iron Man Match

[Jonster]

One non-wrestler vs another non-wrestler in a straight up wrestling match.

[James Steele]

Giant Gonzalez vs. Mantaur vs. Giant Silva in a Triple Threat "Last Stupid Outfit Standing" Match.


Check...and mate.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Rico vs. Adrian Adonis in a lingerie "first hamster in win's" match.

[The MAC]

Zach Gowen Vs anyone in an ASS KICKING CONTEST

[94 SVT Cobra]

Last 4-6 months of wwe programing have given me more bad matches then ic ould come up with on my own....

[Jaton]

Monday Night Raw.

[St. Jimmy]

Mark Henry v.s. Umaga v.s. Rikishi v.s. Viscera
Ladder Match for the Cruiserweight Title.

[neuicon]

Crush (90's Version) Vs. John Cena

WWE Title Championship + Winner Gets A New CD Release Match

*Crush wins via Heartpunch, and releases CRUSHIN' through SMACKDOWN! Records and creates the new Maui Gang.

*Popularity causes him to go overboard and commit suicide.

*Cena, gets the title back and again, we suffer with the lamest, shittiest, non - skilled, non mic - skilled, Chain Gangbang loser in the history of the WWE/F...

[Londoner]

Umaga V Anyone in a wrestling match.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Chris Masters vs. Lex Luger


Hulk Hogan vs. John Cena
(There would be no offense the first 10 minutes of the match, yet they would both awkwardly "fire up" on each other simultaniously to a draw.)


Candice Michelle vs. Lita in a debate

[KingofOldSchool]

El Gigante vs. Andre The Giant (circa '90)

[ClockShot]

Hardbody Harrison vs. The Godfather. Winner gets an extra block of turf to pimp with.

[mrslackalack]

Any Erik Watts match in 92.

[JH]

david arquette & ddp vs jarrett & eric bischoff
oh wait that actually happened

[The Show Off]

Droz v. Dynamite Kid

[Fox]

WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT presents

WRESTLEMANIA 23 LIVE FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN!


In the main event, you will see the greatest spectacle in the history of sports entertainment. A legend returns from the grave... a champion stands up to fight for his own legendary status... a rematch a decade in the making...


WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR vs. "THE KING OF KINGS" TRIPLE H (C)


Warrior: "I beat you at WrestleMania 12, I'll do it again!"

HHH: "You beat Hunter Hearst Helmsley; you never faced The King of Kings!"

Warrior: "King of Kingin' don't make the world go 'round, sonny Jim!"



Don't miss it. Order now.

[Kane Knight]

JBL vs Boogeyman vs Masters vs Umaga, ironman technical match (60 min. Fatal 4-Way)

[carrythezero]

It's quite simple. Bill Goldberg vs. Batista. You are not going to get any worse than that.

[Skippord]

Ultamite Warrior Vs Sanity

[JH]

ultimate warrior vs all gays in the world

no wait that actually would be entertaining to watch them kill that dumbass

[Rammsteinmad]

Chris Benoit VS Kurt Angle

[Rammsteinmad]

It's quite simple. Bill Goldberg vs. Batista. You are not going to get any worse than that.

:rofl:

[Harry Peters]

[/QUOTE]=Ladder Match for the Cruiserweight Title.=[/QUOTE]

:eek: WHAT???? That would be awsome!

[Skippord]

Sonjay Dutt Vs Jeff Jarrett

[Impact!]

Droz(Current State) Vs Zack Gowan

[Skippord]

The Road Warrior Vs Viscera

[KillerWolf]

John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan (Mutual Respect Angle)

yechhh!

[Volare]

AJ Styles vs Talent

[Volare]

Ultamite Warrior Vs Sanity

What about Warrior vs a High School English Teacher

[Xero]

What about Warrior vs a High School English Teacher
I don't think Warrior would be willing to work with Striker.

[Volare]

Nah, I wasn't thinking Striker. I was thinking of a regular teacher that could make Warrior submit with intellegent speaking, giving Warrior a massive headache and his head suddenly exploding.

[Xero]

Nah, I wasn't thinking Striker. I was thinking of a regular teacher that could make Warrior submit with intellegent speaking, giving Warrior a massive headache and his head suddenly exploding.
LOL, I know, Striker just came to mind.

[Volare]

Besides, Striker could tie his shoe really fast and probably fuck with Warrior's head. :rofl:

[JH]

Besides, Striker could tie his shoe really fast and probably fuck with Warrior's head. :rofl:

LMAO


i could see that now warrior would be like uh oh grrr arr what grawl did growl you raaaaa do raaaaaa

[Joey Slugs]

Hogan vs. JBL is a 60-min iron man match

[Innovator]

Sonjay Dutt vs. Teddy Hart

[Mister Sinister]

Sonjay Dutt vs. Teddy Hart

Unless you don't mind Spot Fests

[Mister Sinister]

Monty Brown v. The Entire WWE Roster in a Down the Line Pounce match

[Sadistic]

John Cena vs. JBL
and to make it funnier lets make it a WM main event
oh shit...

[Jaton]

Sadistic vs. heterosexuality

[RVDmark]

Al Snow vs Himself.

[Skippord]

Sadistic vs. heterosexuality
Ultamite Warrior vs. Sadistic

[DaveWadding]

AJ Styles vs Talent

AJ Styles vs. Ring Psychology

[carrythezero]

DaveWadding vs Male Pattern Baldness.

[Schoenauer]

Nick Mondo vs. Mark Henry in a submission only match.

[James Steele]

Mario vs. Luigi

[Xero]

King Kong vs. Kim Jong (Ill)

[rob11]

Cena vs Jeff Hardy in a who can get the bigger female/kiddy pop match. Basically they just pose to the crowd the entire time.

[Savio]

John Chapter 3, vs 16