Smackdown thread

[Kane Knight]

Okay, who's watching?

[Flair Wooo]

It finnished like 1 an half hours ago

[Kane Knight]

I'm talking about America, not that fake country you call England or Britain or Surrenderia.

[Kane Knight]

LOL. JBL's gold.

I can't believe they're letting him play on the lack of Rey chants.

[Flair Wooo]

Not that country that's the best in the world no? That country that made all the otheres tick? No? Ok.

[Flair Wooo]

Jbl is gold but my coke dealer is even giolder.

[Kane Knight]

Not that country that's the best in the world no?

Canada?

That country that made all the otheres tick? No? Ok.

China?

[Kane Knight]

Jbl is gold but my coke dealer is even giolder.

JBL is my coke dealer.

[Kane Knight]

Styles: The entire British Population is cheering for TL! What do you say to that, King?

Lawler: It's good to finally see a full set of teeth in this country.

[McLegend]

Man with the camera angle they did they made Rey look smaller then ever.

[Flair Wooo]

Kane knight want to fight me? I suggest otherewise but if your stupid feel free :)

[Kane Knight]

Man with the camera angle they did they made Rey look smaller then ever.

That's his normal height. He's just got a deal with George Lucas, and the effects guy fucked up this week.

[McLegend]

That's his normal height. He's just got a deal with George Lucas, and the effects guy fucked up this week.
Makes sense

[Kane Knight]

Nice buildup with MNM this week. I wonder what Long'll announce regarding it (Hey, I don't read the spoilers, so I'm still in suspense).

[St. Jimmy]

JBL was indeed gold... and they blurred Melina's ass. lol.

[Kane Knight]

Fuck. The Lakota are retarded.

[Kane Knight]

JBL was indeed gold... and they blurred Melina's ass. lol.

They did?

[Kane Knight]

LOL at Finlay humping Benoit's leg.

[Flair Wooo]

Lol at me puching jkane knight in the face TWICE!

[RVDmark]

I'm talking about America, not that fake country you call England or Britain or Surrenderia.

Just to clear this up.

Surrenderia = France

[Flair Wooo]

just to clear this up.. England > Rest of world!

[Kane Knight]

Just to clear this up.

Surrenderia = France

Naw. That's Fopland.

[Linkbowler]

Sorry dude, your country likes soccer. You officially lost all credibility there. Hey, who's mom is bringing the Capri Sun for Chelsea's postgame snack?

[St. Jimmy]

Finlay v.s. Booker final? *snore*

[Kane Knight]

I love that they've made it heel vs heel. This will attract almost as confused a crowd as a John Cena appearance.

[McLegend]

It will be Lashly/Booker in the finals

[Steve The Pirate]

If Theodore Long had half a brain in that little head a his, he woulda put me main swashbuckler Burchill in the King of The Ring! Bah! Ah well, Lashley di-not sound like a child this week. Good that they be havin him speak sparingly however.

[Kane Knight]

Latinos with Afros bug me. :D

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, Lashley didn't make me laugh this week.

[Kane Knight]

Oh Look. Khali vs ragdolls.

[redoneja]

Nationals game is preempting SD! :foc:

How did Finlay beat Beniot?

[Steve The Pirate]

The scurvy dog took him out with a steel chair followed by his finishing maneuver that he did.

[redoneja]

Aaaarrrrrgh

[Mr. Nerfect]

So Judgment Day actually looks to be adding up to something:

World Heavyweight Championship
Rey Mysterio vs. JBL

2006 King of the Ring Final Match
Booker T vs. Bobby Lashley

Ha! You thought we learnt from The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzales!
The Undertaker vs. The Great Khali

WWE Tag Team Championship
MNM vs. Paul "Hey, they did forget I was supposed to be #1 Contender for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship" London & Brian Kendrick

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Gregory Helms vs. Kid Kash vs. Nunzio vs. Super Crazy

Lakota Tribe Tribute
Tatanka vs. Simon Dean, or someone

Divas Match
Melina vs. Jillian Hall

Random Match
Mark Henry vs. Chris Benoit

Random Battle Royal
Finlay vs. William Regal vs. Matt Hardy vs. Gunner Scott vs. Jamie Noble vs. Vito vs. Psicosis vs. Sylvan vs. Paul Burchill vs. Orlando Jordan vs. Jake Gymini vs. Jesse Gymini vs. Funaki vs. Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Shannon Moore

[Xero]

Okay (The) One, I'll say it.

JBL is a WRESTLING........... GOD!

[Flair Wooo]

Sorry dude, your country likes soccer. You officially lost all credibility there. Hey, who's mom is bringing the Capri Sun for Chelsea's postgame snack?

Listen you fucking idiot! Football...or "Soccer" As you fucking americans call it is the most populer game in the fucking WORLD! yes WORLD! And no...the WORLD doesn't just consist of america fucktard.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Of course all the random matches are just stuff I threw together because the WWE has no noticeable direction for those superstars.

[NeanderCarl]

just to clear this up.. England > Rest of world!

Wales > England

[The One]

Okay (The) One, I'll say it.

JBL is a WRESTLING........... GOD!

That wasn't so hard was it...if only everyone would accept it now.

[Nervous Ferret]

Alright you guys are real cool arguing who the greatest country is over a wrestling message board. In incoherant statements no less. But I will say this, America didn't become the most powerful and influential nation in the world by sucking. ;)

Also didn't catch smackDOWN for the 11th straight week :(

[Steve The Pirate]

So Judgment Day actually looks to be adding up to something:

World Heavyweight Championship
Rey Mysterio vs. JBL

2006 King of the Ring Final Match
Booker T vs. Bobby Lashley

Ha! You thought we learnt from The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzales!
The Undertaker vs. The Great Khali

WWE Tag Team Championship
MNM vs. Paul "Hey, they did forget I was supposed to be #1 Contender for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship" London & Brian Kendrick

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Gregory Helms vs. Kid Kash vs. Nunzio vs. Super Crazy

Lakota Tribe Tribute
Tatanka vs. Simon Dean, or someone

Divas Match
Melina vs. Jillian Hall

Random Match
Mark Henry vs. Chris Benoit

Random Battle Royal
Finlay vs. William Regal vs. Matt Hardy vs. Gunner Scott vs. Jamie Noble vs. Vito vs. Psicosis vs. Sylvan vs. Paul Burchill vs. Orlando Jordan vs. Jake Gymini vs. Jesse Gymini vs. Funaki vs. Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Shannon Moore
T'was a good try, but your little comments failed t'make us laugh. However, aside from t'battle royal, that is how t'ppv is shaping up...

[Kane Knight]

Alright you guys are real cool arguing who the greatest country is over a wrestling message board. In incoherant statements no less. But I will say this, America didn't become the most powerful and influential nation in the world by sucking. ;)

Also didn't catch smackDOWN for the 11th straight week :(

Naw. It became it on the back of chinks, niggers, and other slave labor. USA! USA!

[Linkbowler]

And the lack of soccer.

[redoneja]

Two things:

1) Alienoid, on your JD card, why not make it Beniot vs Finlay in a KOTR re-match, as Beniot would be looking to avenge the tainted loss

2) Loved the Finlay-Beniot match, esp the commentary by Taz. I liked how he used the actual names of the submissions(Ex. jujigatame instead of cross armbar). Good match, I'd love to see these guys feud. Hell, I'd love to see Finlay wrestle Angle.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Two things:

1) Alienoid, on your JD card, why not make it Beniot vs Finlay in a KOTR re-match, as Beniot would be looking to avenge the tainted loss

2) Loved the Finlay-Beniot match, esp the commentary by Taz. I liked how he used the actual names of the submissions(Ex. jujigatame instead of cross armbar). Good match, I'd love to see these guys feud. Hell, I'd love to see Finlay wrestle Angle.

Finlay vs. Chris Benoit seems really likely the more I think about it, but I wasnt really blown away by their match on SmackDown!. I'd love to see something done with Gunner Scott at Judgment Day. Maybe it will be Finlay & Mini-lay vs. Chris Benoit & Gunner Scott?

So revising my card for a bit, here's an updated look:

World Heavyweight Championship
Rey Mysterio vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

2006 King of the Ring Final Match
Booker T vs. Bobby Lashley

My sarcastic assault on the WWE before was interpreted by Steve The Pirate as an attempt at humour, I better be more forthcoming with my distaste for storylines featuring the more limitied performers in the WWE
The Underaker vs. The Great Khali

Divas Match
Melina vs. Jillian Hall

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Gregory Helms vs. Super Crazy vs. Nunzio vs. Kid Kash

King of the Ring Rematch
Finlay vs. Chris Benoit

WWE Tag Team Championship
MNM vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick

That makes seven matches, which is how the WWE likes to book their PPVs. I'm a little upset Gunner Scott isn't on there. Gunner Scott vs. Jamie Noble as an impromtu match? I wish.

Paul London & Brian Kendrick will hopefully win the WWE Tag Team Championship. This would be the perfect place to re-introduce the Get Well Soon as their tag team finisher. I would mark out if Paul London & Brian Kendrick wore gold and blue shorts. What better way to get inside your opponents head than by wearing attire which matches the Championship belts you are gunning for? This tag team match could easily go for 15:00.

Gunner Scott cancels out the leprachaun's presence, allowing Chris Benoit to lock in the Crippler Crossface and get the submission victory. I wouldn't have this match go over 10:00. They've proven they can use the time effectively, but they've already gone all out in those regards. Maybe have Finlay jump Benoit during his entrance to allow this match to start with the heel in control. Some crazy spots from Chris Benoit could make this the second MOTY candidate in a row.

With Fatal Fourways being no disqualification (generally), it would be awesome to see Vito, Psicosis & Jamie Noble getting involved here, just for some crazy spots. Helms has been a great Cruiserweight Champion, but I think it is time for a change, before people start to lose faith in the division. I would go with the surprise Nunzio victory, making this is third CW Title win. This could be the third great match in a row.

Melina vs. Jillian Hall could have MNM intimidating Jillian Hall, only for Paul London & Brian Kendrick to come out and even the odds a little. MNM and the WWE Tag Team Champions start brawling at ringside, maybe leading to ladders and steel chairs getting involved (teasing a TLC Match). Melina picks up the win as MNM finally get the best of London & Kendrick (with the faces taking some sick bumps), and hitting a Snapshot on Jillian Hall behind the ref's back.

The Undertaker vs. The Great Khali will most likely suck ass. Having this one turn out short and sweet with Taker getting disqualified, prolonging this feud whilst keeping Khali undefeated, seems like the 'E thing to do. Maybe having Taker lock Khali in a casket will give the feud an edge like no other feud Taker has participated in. :roll:

Booker T beats Bobby Lashley, somehow. For some reason, I keep picturing Randy Orton giving Lashley an RKO and reminding Booker he owes him a favour, but the WWE would have forgotten about that, and I'm not sure Orton's suspension is up. Maybe a clean win can send Booker's career in the right track?

Rey Mysterio and JBL have good chemistry, so this could be another great match. Rey Mysterio retains the title with help from...Booker T. I mean, if you were a heel contender, and you had to face an opponent, wouldn't you pick the guy you think you had the most chance of beating? It's a good act disguising bad intentions, which seems to be right up Booker's alley. A Rey Mysterio beat-down afterwards would re-emphasise Booker T is a heel, and effectively set-up your Great American Bash main event. For some reason, I see Mark Henry joining in and Batista, Chris Benoit and/or Kurt Angle coming down for the save.

I really want to see how JBL works as a face. Having Mark Henry turn on JBL after JD for not winning the World Title, only for JBL to knock Henry down with a Clothesline from Hell, retaining the US Title against him, would be a fantastic way to do it. Face JBL, even if it is only for a night, is something I would love to see greatly.