What the fuck? *VELOCITY SPOILERS!!!!!11"

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Road Warrior (washed-up former tag team competitor, who really should be retired) beat Paul Burchill (young star with a hot gimmick, hot crowd reactions, a hot new valet, a hot moveset and the potential to one day be a main eventer) with a powerslam. :wtf:

I know RW is Johnny Ace's brother, but that is just fucking ridiculous. Matt Hardy SQUASHED Road Warrior. I don't get what the WWE is planning here, I really don't.

[CharismaInjection]

I think Burchill must be getting punished for something...

I can't think of another reason WWE would kill a push so quickly.

[The One]

LOL. You guys actually think WWE has a reason for doing stuff? They don't care about Velocity or Heat...or SmackDown for that matter. They draw names out of a hat to see who fights who and then they flip a coin.

Technically, you should be blaming the coin for Burchill's lose.

[Mr. Nerfect]

LOL. You guys actually think WWE has a reason for doing stuff? They don't care about Velocity or Heat...or SmackDown for that matter. They draw names out of a hat to see who fights who and then they flip a coin.

Technically, you should be blaming the coin for Burchill's lose.

Nah, I'm pretty sure politics is playing a part in Burchill losing to Road Warrior, which is shit because of the circumstances. Road Warrior flopped when he turned heel. No one gave a damn, and he's still around. Akio is working tryout matches on Heat, and Road Warrior is beating future stars.

This is also the second week Paul Burchill has been on Velocity. I really hope they put him on SmackDown! this week, for his sake.

[Londoner]

I think Burchill must be getting punished for something...

I can't think of another reason WWE would kill a push so quickly.

He's getting punished because people are cheering for him.WWE pushes superstars we don't care about and buries the ones we do care about.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He's getting punished because people are cheering for him.WWE pushes superstars we don't care about and buries the ones we do care about.

Seems like it. How hard would it have been to have Road Warrior win with brass knuckles, then have Shelly point them out to the referee, reversing the decision? Burchill gets the win, Warrior keeps his "dignity".

[The One]

Seems like it. How hard would it have been to have Road Warrior win with brass knuckles, then have Shelly point them out to the referee, reversing the decision? Burchill gets the win, Warrior keeps his "dignity".

LMAO! Dude, we're talking about one of the most legendary Tag Wrestlers of all time who in the past year has worn chaps and jobbed out to Matt Freakin Hardy...I'm pretty sure all dignity has been driven out of him by now.

[Loose Cannon]

yea, it's an online show. nobody gives a flying fuck.

[Mr. Nerfect]

LMAO! Dude, we're talking about one of the most legendary Tag Wrestlers of all time who in the past year has worn chaps and jobbed out to Matt Freakin Hardy...I'm pretty sure all dignity has been driven out of him by now.

Hence the inverted commas. God, I wish he would retire. The poor guy looks shocked everytime he doesn't get balls-to-the-wall heat everytime he comes out trying to act like a bad guy. It's really sad. :(

I can just imagine the conversations:

ROAD WARRIOR: I think I should retire, John, sorry.

JOHNNY ACE: No way! You are our best heel. We'll keep pushing you.

:nono:

[Nark Order]

I don't knw what show any of you are watching. Paul Burchill's gimmick is absolutely fucking god awful and he's barely getting any credible fan reaction at all.

[Kane Knight]

I think Burchill must be getting punished for something...

I can't think of another reason WWE would kill a push so quickly.

Yeah, like they were punishing Christian?

And fuck, half the Roster's been killed when getting good reactions.

[FourFifty]

I think Burchill must be getting punished for something...

I can't think of another reason WWE would kill a push so quickly.

It's sorta like making out with a hot girl, and then you reach in her pants to find out it's a dude in drag. That must have happened to a writer, so he wants us to feel the same pain. That's why WWE would do that to us.

[Astley316]

Who was the girl in Burchills corner?

[Corkscrewed]

Apparently, Vince likes ninja better. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Vince prefers Robots

[TerranRich]

I don't knw what show any of you are watching. Paul Burchill's gimmick is absolutely fucking god awful and he's barely getting any credible fan reaction at all.
It could be piped in, but I've heard nothing but loud cheers for the guy. He gets more of a reaction than Road Warrior, that's for damn sure.

[Morgan]

Road Warrior gets a reaction...From the cop in the front row.

And the Red Indian in the front row

And the construction worker in the front row

I suspect they're plants:shifty:

[TerranRich]

More like vegetables.

[Kane Knight]

No, but they're in the produce section.