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Harry Peters
05-09-2006, 05:21 AM
Anyone else notice that when the red lights come on and Kanes voice comes on the speakers etc, that his mask is on the screen?

weather vane
05-09-2006, 05:21 AM
lol

BANHAMMER

Funky Fly
05-09-2006, 05:49 AM
yup

Thechampishere!
05-09-2006, 06:13 AM
Where abouts?
I'm partially colour blind ..

Kane Knight
05-09-2006, 09:19 AM
Uh Oh, Funky, now BAd Company's gonna neg rep you. :nono:

NeanderCarl
05-09-2006, 10:29 AM
Anyone reckon this whole May 19th thing could lead to a... wait for it...

Kane vs Kane feud.

Maybe it turns out that the current bald Kane attacked masked "Big Red Machine" Kane and pretended to be him for a couple of years, but on May 19th, the REAL Kane is coming back to sort out this imposter Kane. Or even that Kane has a split personality and the deranged "masked" Kane has somehow found a passage into reality to become a seperate entity!

Obviously, I realise that Glen Jacobs, the current Kane, has always played the role. But if WWE had somebody of a similar build, I wouldn't put it past them to try and recreate the original masked Kane with a new wrestler.

Let's face it, it's a ridiculous suggestion on my part, but it's no more far-fetched than some of the crap WWE has been churning out lately, and would explain why the voices in Kane's head are his own.

Kane Knight
05-09-2006, 01:16 PM
Or even that Kane has a split personality and the deranged "masked" Kane has somehow found a passage into reality to become a seperate entity!

Yeah, I sorta implied something similar.

Kane Knight
05-09-2006, 01:17 PM
Obviously, I realise that Glen Jacobs, the current Kane, has always played the role.

But since nobody believes that anyway...

Corkscrewed
05-09-2006, 03:05 PM
Anyone else notice that when the red lights come on and Kanes voice comes on the speakers etc, that his mask is on the screen?

No, not at all. It's not like they offered a totally clear view of the Titantron...

Drakul
05-10-2006, 12:20 AM
Maybe it turns out that the current bald Kane attacked masked "Big Red Machine" Kane and pretended to be him for a couple of years, but on May 19th, the REAL Kane is coming back to sort out this imposter Kane.
I think so. I've been thinking that since he first unmasked.

Afterlife
05-10-2006, 01:50 AM
I was wondering...Perhaps May 19th is the day Taker set Kane on fire when they were kids, and Kane plans to reburn himself to stop the voices. I mean...crazy ppl do crazy shit, so saying "that doesn't make sense", well...doesn't make sense. Besides, it goes along with the idea of him setting up the TitanTron effects and red lights to screw with himself and so on.

Just an idea.

V
05-10-2006, 01:53 AM
did anyone notice that JR was an announcer on raw last night?

Blitz
05-10-2006, 02:02 AM
This thread gave me a good laugh.

Thechampishere!
05-10-2006, 02:39 AM
did anyone notice that JR was an announcer on raw last night?

Um... Yes? Didn't you see the Bad Selling by Joey styles ,crying screaming "I hate entertainment".

Then On The wwe.com website "Jr will return to Raw".

Blitz
05-10-2006, 04:19 AM
You cannot possibly be that stupid.

Impact!
05-10-2006, 05:14 AM
Oh but he is

TerranRich
05-10-2006, 09:42 AM
I saw the mask. And did anyone else notice Monday night that Triple H was wearing tights? Wow.

I say he's going to return in the mask on May 19th, OR it was the anniversary of his burning, OR both (and therefore connected).

Kane Knight
05-10-2006, 09:48 AM
did anyone notice that JR was an announcer on raw last night?

Holy shit, you're right. Did you notice that there was a ring during the matches last night?

TerranRich
05-10-2006, 09:48 AM
Oh, and I KNOW the significance of May 19th...it's the day I go to court to fight a rather hefty ticket. :shifty: Kane KNOWS! And he keeps SHOVING IT IN MY FACE!!!!

RRRAAAARWWRRRR!!! [attacks Big Show]

Kane Knight
05-10-2006, 09:49 AM
I saw the mask.

Soufwood was at Raw?

Kane Knight
05-10-2006, 09:51 AM
Oh, and I KNOW the significance of May 19th...it's the day I go to court to fight a rather hefty ticket. :shifty: Kane KNOWS! And he keeps SHOVING IT IN MY FACE!!!!

RRRAAAARWWRRRR!!! [attacks Big Show]

God, thanks for reminding me I have a court date coming up.

*chokeslams you*

BobBitchen
05-10-2006, 09:53 AM
no, May 19th is the day Kane knows his movie is going to job to the kids movie "over the Hedge":D

Kane Knight
05-10-2006, 10:15 AM
I'd laugh hard if they had a segment on FNS where they showed the "debut" of his movie, and Kane popped out and started chokeslamming people waiting in line for their tickets.

Drakul
05-10-2006, 10:28 AM
Perhaps May 19th is when the "No necrophilia story-lines" clause in his contract runs out. *beats dead horse a little more*

NeanderCarl
05-29-2006, 09:51 PM
Anyone reckon this whole May 19th thing could lead to a... wait for it...

Kane vs Kane feud.

Maybe it turns out that the current bald Kane attacked masked "Big Red Machine" Kane and pretended to be him for a couple of years, but on May 19th, the REAL Kane is coming back to sort out this imposter Kane. Or even that Kane has a split personality and the deranged "masked" Kane has somehow found a passage into reality to become a seperate entity!

Obviously, I realise that Glen Jacobs, the current Kane, has always played the role. But if WWE had somebody of a similar build, I wouldn't put it past them to try and recreate the original masked Kane with a new wrestler.

Let's face it, it's a ridiculous suggestion on my part, but it's no more far-fetched than some of the crap WWE has been churning out lately, and would explain why the voices in Kane's head are his own.

Who said it!?!? :D

Kane Knight
05-29-2006, 10:20 PM
Several people?

Xero
05-29-2006, 10:41 PM
And Xero over a year ago?

NeanderCarl
05-29-2006, 11:24 PM
Ah, but Xero was joking!!!

Xero
05-29-2006, 11:32 PM
But it was still said! HAHA!

And I know I mentioned a more serious generics a few months ago.

Kane Knight
05-29-2006, 11:37 PM
Several people have suggested similar things.

Though I honestly think my suggestion of Kane going Batman on himself (There was an arc I read in a book where he ended up snapping and trying to kill himself, making it look like some new villain was after him, nearly killing Robin and Alfred in the process) would have been better.

And maybe it'll still happen. After all, we heard the voices in his head, maybe we also saw what he thought was Kane. Or MAYBE, it's just really good 3D.

Xero
05-29-2006, 11:42 PM
The power of Kane's thoughts must be pretty fucking strong if he can chokeslam himself.

Kane Knight
05-30-2006, 12:53 AM
The power of Kane's thoughts must be pretty fucking strong if he can chokeslam himself.

Well, you know, it was all fake.

Drakul
05-30-2006, 01:06 AM
Who said it!?!? :D
Me, 5 seconds after he took off his mask.:y:

Innovator
05-30-2006, 01:24 AM
This is like Fight Club, only we can see both of them

Blitz
05-30-2006, 02:04 AM
This is like Fight Club, only terrible

darkpower
05-30-2006, 05:13 AM
Now only question remains...

When will this angle have any relevance to ANYTHING?! Sure, it's cool and all...but is there a POINT to all of this crap?

James Steele
05-30-2006, 05:32 AM
Now only question remains...

When will this angle have any relevance to ANYTHING?! Sure, it's cool and all...but is there a POINT to all of this crap?

The point is that Kane will get a shitload of momentum and become the most over guy on RAW only to get squashed in his WWE Title match.

Same shit, different toilet for Kane. :nono:

James Steele
05-30-2006, 05:36 AM
I am still trying to figure out just what the fuck "HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT." means. I play football so I am used to a bunch of stupid shit-sayings that make no sense to try and get people energized, but seriously WTF is that?

James Steele
05-30-2006, 05:51 AM
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v. hus·tled, hus·tling, hus·tles
v. tr.
To jostle or shove roughly.
To convey in a hurried or rough manner: <cite>hustled the prisoner into a van.</cite>
To cause or urge to proceed quickly: <cite>hustled the board into a quick decision.</cite>
To gain by energetic effort: <cite>hustled a hot lunch.</cite>
Slang.
To sell or get by questionable or aggressive means: <cite>hustled stolen watches; hustling spare change.</cite>
To pressure into buying or doing something: <cite>a barfly hustling the other customers for drinks.</cite>
To misrepresent one's skill in (a game or activity) in order to deceive someone, especially in gambling: <cite>hustle pool.</cite> v. intr.
To jostle and push.
To work or move energetically and rapidly: <cite>We hustled to get dinner ready on time.</cite>
To act aggressively, especially in business dealings.
Slang.
To obtain something by deceitful or illicit means; practice theft or swindling.
To solicit customers. Used of a pimp or prostitute.
To misrepresent one's ability in order to deceive someone, especially in gambling. n.
The act or an instance of jostling or shoving.
Energetic activity; drive.
Slang. An illicit or unethical way of doing business or obtaining money; a fraud or deceit: “the most dangerous and wide-open drug hustle of them all” (Newsweek).
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n. pl. loy·al·ties
The state or quality of being loyal. See Synonyms at fidelity (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fidelity).
A feeling or attitude of devoted attachment and affection. Often used in the plural: <cite>My loyalties lie with my family.</cite>
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tr.v. re·spect·ed, re·spect·ing, re·spects
To feel or show deferential regard for; esteem.
To avoid violation of or interference with: <cite>respect the speed limit.</cite>
To relate or refer to; concern.n.
A feeling of appreciative, often deferential regard; esteem. See Synonyms at regard (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=regard).
The state of being regarded with honor or esteem.
Willingness to show consideration or appreciation.
respects Polite expressions of consideration or deference: <cite>pay one's respects.</cite>
A particular aspect, feature, or detail: <cite>In many respects this is an important decision.</cite>
Usage Problem. Relation; reference. See Usage Note at regard (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=regard).
What could this mean...homie?

It is quite possible that "HLR" could be broken down into the following interpretations:


Be Quick. Love Me. Don't Violate Me.
Push me. Show Affection Towards Me. Talk About My Features.
Steal. Devote. Relate. (This could be a possible political propaganda from some form of religious cult. Possibly the West Newbury Catholic Mormons Of Thuganomical Basics [WNCMTB])
Give. Vince. Money.I have reason to believe that these are all likely explanations but we will never truly know what "Hustle. Loyalty. Respect." means until we can understand John Cena which many are more willing to try and rape an alligator than do that so this is the closest we shall ever come.

Sources:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hustle
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=loyalty
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=respect

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SammyG
05-30-2006, 06:21 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YFxTAmHp0pA&search=wwe%20kane

ROFL at Kane here.

TerranRich
05-30-2006, 09:52 AM
Um, James...wrong thread?

Oh, and I love how everybody's coming out of the woodwork to claim that they, too, predicted a Kane vs. Kane feud (some of which might be true, but come on, you never predicted when). In that case, I, too, predicted this, when I first saw Kane in 1997. I was, like, daydreaming one day in high school and thought, for a split second, that a Kane vs Kane feud would rock. So give me credit, too. :p

NeanderCarl
05-30-2006, 09:44 PM
Um, James...wrong thread?

Oh, and I love how everybody's coming out of the woodwork to claim that they, too, predicted a Kane vs. Kane feud (some of which might be true, but come on, you never predicted when). In that case, I, too, predicted this, when I first saw Kane in 1997. I was, like, daydreaming one day in high school and thought, for a split second, that a Kane vs Kane feud would rock. So give me credit, too. :p

I did suggest it a few weeks back, but I didn't actually think it would happen after the Undertaker vs Underfaker debacle.

Anyway, hows this for a different (and equally possible) spin:

Kane vs Jacob Goodnight

Turns out that unmasked Kane is really the See No Evil villain Jacob Goodnight in real life, and he took out the "original" Kane (now played by Freakin' Deacon) a few years back. Now the original Kane has come back for revenge and will expose this fake Kane (Jacobs) as the imposter he is. So we have a big feud, Kane vs Jacob Goodnight, which will further shove the See No Evil mediocrity down our throats.

After the crap with Zeus many moons ago, I wouldn't put this past Vince and co.

NeanderCarl
06-01-2006, 11:01 AM
:lol: so nobody thought so then, I take it??

Lux
06-02-2006, 02:52 PM
I would like to see a Kane vs. Kane feud but what baffled me at the beginning of this thread was Harry Peters, how dumb would you be to not see the mask on the screen, :wtf: that kids on drugs

Nervous Ferret
06-02-2006, 02:58 PM
check out when the thread was posted, it was just when these startted and The Mask was not really visible well.

Kane Knight
06-02-2006, 04:19 PM
I would like to see a Kane vs. Kane feud but what baffled me at the beginning of this thread was Harry Peters, how dumb would you be to not see the mask on the screen, :wtf: that kids on drugs

He's Bad Company's little brother. Apparently, also his son. Inbreeding would explain it. ;)