Official TNA IMPACT Thread (5/18/06): Sacrifice Aftermath!

[St. Jimmy]

PREVIEW FOR THURSDAY’S “iMPACT!” ON SPIKETV AT 11PM
Witness the aftermath of the “Sacrifice” Pay-Per-View!

This Thursday night, “iMPACT!” on SpikeTV will feature the aftermath of Sunday’s Sacrifice Pay-Per-View event! TNA officials have released the following information regarding the broadcast:

NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CHRISTIAN CAGE SPEAKS
After the hell he went through with Abyss in Full Metal Mayhem, still NWA World Heavyweight Champion Christian Cage has requested in-ring time this Thursday night on “iMPACT!” to address the fans. According to TNA officials, they’ve granted Cage’s request. What does the champ have to get off his chest? Tune in Thursday night to find out!

TNA MANAGEMENT TO ADDRESS WORLD X CUP FINALS WITH CHRIS SABIN VS. PETEY WILLIAMS
At Sunday’s “Sacrifice” Pay-Per-View event, the World X Cup ended in a tie between Team USA and Team Canada! According to TNA management, the situation will be addressed this Thursday night on “iMPACT!” as a true World X Cup champion will be determined. Team USA’s Chris Sabin will face Team Canada’s Petey Williams in a sudden death final!

X DIVISION CHAMPION “THE SAMOAN SUBMISISON MACHINE” SAMOA JOE IN ACTION
At “Sacrifice”, Samoa Joe helped Sting in beating Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner, but with his job done, “The Samoan Submission Machine” abandoned Sting when the star was attacked after the match! This Thursday night, the X Division Champion will be in action on “iMPACT!”. Will Samoa Joe address his actions? What’s next for the unstoppable X Champion? Tune in and find out!

Plus, appearances by all of your favorite TNA stars, including Abyss, Sting, Rhino, Raven, Team 3D, Jeff Jarrett, Scott Steiner, Christy Hemme, Gail Kim, Team Canada and many more!

Tonight at 11 PM on SPIKE TV.

[Blitz]

Alright, guess I'll get in on this tonight.
Watch the Daily Show later.

[St. Jimmy]

lol. i'll watch both.

[6to1]

joe was all over the intro.

[The One]

iMPACT! isn't on for like another 3 hours for me...guess I'll watch the Series Finale of Will & Grace in the meantime...

And if my last sentence doesn't get some good jokes, I will be pissed.

[Blitz]

Will and Grace? What are you, gay or something? :lol: :rofl:

[St. Jimmy]

WTF... Christian pretending he's DDP? This is WCW...

[Blitz]

Seriously, I hate Grace with a passion.

[Blitz]

How come the entrance lights are still on?

[loopydate]

"I've kicked more ass by accident than most people have on purpose." :lol: Lame, yet hilarious.

[Blitz]

I dislike Monty Brown.

[St. Jimmy]

...LMAO....

OMFG Monty Brown...

[Blitz]

Gail :drool:

[loopydate]

"...but then I stopped lookin' in tha mirror!"

[St. Jimmy]

damn, rhino put on some major weight.

[Blitz]

What is there like 12 people out there?

[loopydate]

So...tournament to qualify for King Of The Mountain? Sting, Jarrett, Steiner, Rhino, Raven, Killings, Abyss, and Monty?

[loopydate]

That wasn't even remotely predictable. :roll:

[Blitz]

I do like the fact that TNA has a lot of people going for the belt rather than just 1 or 2.

[Blitz]

Bet this Blade tv series is gonna suck hard.

[Blitz]

pun intended.

[loopydate]

Having so many contenders does have its pros and cons, though.

Pro
It keeps the title scene from being, say, John Cena vs. Triple H for several months in a row.

Con
It sort of dilutes the "main eventer" pool when you add in guys like Ron Killings, who hasn't challenged for the belt in, what, two years?

[crash99]

I dislike Monty Brown.

me too.

[Blitz]

Is there a reason why Low Ki became Senshi.

[Blitz]

TYSON FUCKING DUX :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[crash99]

Lol, at Eric Young always jumping back at the pyro, everytime.

[St. Jimmy]

This could be a good match... it won't be, but it could...

[loopydate]

Is there a reason why Low Ki became Senshi.

I think TNA wanted the excluive rights to the Low-Ki name and Ki didn't want them to have it, so he changed his name. That way, he can still work as Low-Ki on the indy circuit.

And :drool: at this match. Their match at Turning Point '04 is my favorite TNA match ever.

[crash99]

This could be a good match... it won't be, but it could...

I was thinking the same thing.

[Blitz]

THAT'S WHERE I LIVE!!!!!!!!!

[Blitz]

God give Homicide something better to do than fuck around with Konnan.

[St. Jimmy]

oh god, here comes QUADZILLA

[The Greater Power]

lmao that Nash segment looked so fake

[6to1]

i bet konan is a hoot doing spanish commentery.

[St. Jimmy]

owwwwwww =/

[St. Jimmy]

this isn't a bad match at all, i'm rather impressed.

[Blitz]

Bah. Canada is still better.

[St. Jimmy]

i mark out for the Cradle Shock :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

QUADZILLA Destroy!

[The Greater Power]

watch Nash bust out a hurricanrana now

[Blitz]

I believe that would cause the universe to implode.

[Blitz]

Wow. Terrible music, Nash.

[Blitz]

ROID RAGE

[crash99]

Those x division guys really look like a threat to Nash now.

[Blitz]

Tenay should totally play the Penguin in the nest Batman movie.

[6to1]

ROID RAGE
yea stiener is worth what he is paid i love when he goes off.

[Blitz]

So Chase Stevens is relegated to jobber status?

[loopydate]

Wow. Terrible music, Nash.

Seconded. I've hated that music since he, Jarrett, and Hall were the "Kings of Wrestling."

dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding BOM-BOM dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding BOM-BOM

[Blitz]

Wait why the fuck is the ref wearing shorts?

[Nark Order]

LOL @ Andy Douglas tripping on the way down the ramp.

[St. Jimmy]

Franchise! <3

[Nark Order]

I want to see Abyss kill somebody

[St. Jimmy]

OOOOO ABYSSSSS.

[St. Jimmy]

3D shooting on ECWWE... Ouch.

[McLegend]

Somewhat of a funny 3d promo, but man they should turn heel.

[6to1]

could be shooting at dx too take your pick

[Batsu]

3D shooting on ECWWE... Ouch.

Was just about to ask whether Buh Buh was making reference to ECWWE....

[McLegend]

Wow so we get to see Rhino/Abyss part 15

[St. Jimmy]

i just read the rules for King of the Mountain... this is the dumbest match i've ever heard of...

[St. Jimmy]

Battle of the Lardass Hosses....

[The Heat]

Seconded. I've hated that music since he, Jarrett, and Hall were the "Kings of Wrestling."

dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding BOM-BOM dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding BOM-BOM

It sounds like they tried an imitation of his WCW/nWo wolfpac theme, only without the words, and of course, whoever created the theme was on acid............

This week's Impact was a step in the right direction. Having all those contenders for the NWA Heavyweight title makes it look more prestigious[even though it's as small as the WWE Cruiser belt :lol: ].

That 3D shoot on WWE/ECW resurrection was awesome. :rofl: :rofl: @ the idea of "Brother Ray" pulling off a dropkick.

Nash attacking Sabin was cool, all except for the fake-ass trophy part[we are expected to believe that cheap-ass plastic shit cut Sabin :roll: ].

Joe vs. Chaise Stevens was so-so. Stevens got too little offense and you can tell the focus is still on Joe's "winning streak". Could've been better.

The match with Rhino/Abyss was alright, but, that match has been done to death. They've already met on Impact in a one-on-one match like 20 million times. Enough already.

Overall, a much better show than usual. It'd be nice if Spike gives TNA a 2-hour show, but, that's probably not gonna happen for awhile[or until they get bigger stars].

On a side note, not having Jarrett on the mic 20 minutes definetely helps improve the show :D

[PullMyFinger]

Whoever decided on the main event was an idiot. I'm tired of seeing Rhino vs. Abyss on iMPACT.

[Shadow]

Well they had to get it out of the way somehow. Personally, I'm happy its over and we won't have to see it again in the next 3 weeks.

[Skippord]

i mark out for the Cradle Shock :shifty:
I do

[Skippord]

i just read the rules for King of the Mountain... this is the dumbest match i've ever heard of...
Its a cool match to walk though