WWE RAW discussion 5/22/06

[Yashamaga]

John Cena vs. Masters

And a return from Paul Heyman (highlight)

[RVDmark]

BTW the spoiler is still visible in the tooltip on the main page.

[Yashamaga]

Yeah well what are you gonna do about it, RVDmark?

[Kane Knight]

Fortunately, I'd already read it. Not that I care anyway.

[RVDmark]

nothing I just thought I'd mention it. I didn't care personally it makes me more hyped for raw.

[mike627]

Ah,the Raw thread.:D

[Mr. Nerfect]

RAW doesn't interest me these days, however if Johnny Nitro becomes involved in the IC Title scene, and Melina becomes involved in the Women's Title scene, I may just fall in love with it again.

Am I the only one who was hoping that Harry Smith would get to break The Masterlock? Maybe Masters can be pissy after losing to Cena, so he sends out a Masterlock Challenge, Smith breaks the lock, Masters claims it was because he was worn out from his match, and the two feud heading into Vengeance.

They really should do something with Kane here tonight, just as a last minute promotion for the second week of See No Evil. Maybe Triple H could kiss Vince's ass, then Vince books Triple H vs. Kane, which Kane dominates? Triple H is still officially a heel.

[Kane Knight]

Would people cheer HHH for that tho? Kane's still not really a heel.

[Kane Knight]

Also, I'm making sure to keep a book onhand, I expect to be bored tonight. But as I fucked up my shoulder again this weekend, I'm stuck home.

[Kane Knight]

WOOOOO! VINCE MCMAHON!

[mike627]

Foley!

[Skippord]

WOOOOOO Mick Foley

[mike627]

Heyman will put Foley in his place..

[ClockShot]

Quiet tonight here on the RAW forum.

[Azriel]

FOLEY!

Since we're in Vegas, you think we'll see the Wheel?

[Loose Cannon]

I'm diggin this Edge/Foley thing.

[Batsu]

Now listen to those boos.

That is a mark of a non-X-Pac Heat heel.

[Kane Knight]

Foley is not going to be an effective heel. So why bother pairing him up with Edge? People will pop him if he starts raping our dead grandparents.

[mike627]

Yeah,wait it's just a slow start.:naughty:

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL YES

Hardcore Title

[Batsu]

LMAO @ Foley!

[Mr. Nerfect]

What's happening?

[Loose Cannon]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL HEAAAAAAAAAT

[mike627]

lol,yes Edge sucks and Lita swallows.

[Batsu]

and LOL @ JR injecting that good ol' "WWE Base Audience Editorialism" with the Bonds comment.

[ClockShot]

So the Hardcore title is back. 24 hour rule involved also?

[Batsu]

LOL @ the Ric Flair reference.

[Kane Knight]

Now listen to those boos.

That is a mark of a non-X-Pac Heat heel.

:rofl:

[Azriel]

Hardcore Title! Hardcore Title!

[mike627]

I hope so.

[Skippord]

HARDCORE FUCKING TITLE MARKS THE FUCKSHIT OUT

[Kane Knight]

LOL @ the Ric Flair reference.

Especially Foley's reference (That the guy who called him a glorified stuntman earned his WM check by not getting killed in a ladder match)

[Loose Cannon]

god fans are so dumb

[Kane Knight]

THUMB WRESTLING MATCH!

[Kane Knight]

god fans are so dumb

Yeah, that's kind of a given.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

HEYMAN

[ClockShot]

OH MY GOD!

[mike627]

Heyman!?!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Heyman + Hardcore Title = Good Raw so far.

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ Paul Heyman!!!

[Kane Knight]

OMFGASDKADGFREH RGF HEYMAN!

[Azriel]

Oh, this will be good

[Skippord]

HEY FUCKING PAULMAN

[Kane Knight]

LIVE PROSTITUTION ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

[Skippord]

Oh my bad Paul Fucking Heyman

[Kane Knight]

Oh, this will be good

already is. :D

[Kane Knight]

CHRIS FUCKING SABIN

[mike627]

this is gold!

[Batsu]

I think this Foley heel thing might end up working....

[St. Jimmy]

Heymannn *drool*

[ClockShot]

Celebrating 21 years of living today and this promo made my day!

[G-wrath]

lol

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ Lita grabbin' the puff when Mick said she had nuts!!!

[St. Jimmy]

Funk needs to hang it up.... seriously...

[Azriel]

Why do I have the feeling this is one big swerve by Mick and he's going to turn on Edge at ONS?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol @ Foley trying to climb over the barricade

[Kane Knight]

LMFAO @ Lita grabbin' the puff when Mick said she had nuts!!!

In case the fans didn't understand.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Funk needs to hang it up.... seriously...

Agreed. Hell, say what you want about Hogan (and I say a lot, none good) but at least he doesn't look drunk when he's merely walking to the ring, or blown up as result.

[mike627]

That was awesome!

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

fuck, I missed most of the only part I cared about.

[Kane Knight]

Funk needs to hang it up.... seriously...

Word.

[Loose Cannon]

pretty luck luster of a match. I serioualy hope this is not there big angle for the PPV.

[St. Jimmy]

fuck, I missed most of the only part I cared about.

but you still get Cena and Masters 1 on 1. That's worth it!... :shifty:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Can someone summerize that promo for me, didn't get to really see much of it.

[G-wrath]

Oh noes... slut search 06.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

RVDDDDDDDDDD. :heart:

[ClockShot]

Oh noes... slut search 06.

Probably find a decent batch here tonight.

[Boondock Saint]

Shit, I took a nap and just woke up. I was pumped for Heyman too. :( Watch RAW blow ass for the rest of the night too. Damn.

[Kane Knight]

Wow. Way to kill your own product, Lawler. "If these guys'll cheer for Heyman, they'll cheer for anyone."

Not only does it make Cena look shitty, but your entire product.

[Corndad]

mike627- you don't need your sig every time.

[St. Jimmy]

hell of a float-over suplex.

[Kane Knight]

pretty luck luster of a match. I serioualy hope this is not there big angle for the PPV.

Their big angle will be Lita vs Chyna, in a hardcore "strapon" match.

[Azriel]

The HHH segment should be good, and whats with Shawn facing the SS again?

[mike627]

ok.

[G-wrath]

ewwww...:rofl:

[St. Jimmy]

Their big angle will be Lita vs Nicole Bass, in a hardcore "strapon" match.

[Skippord]

Chyna doesnt need a strapon

[ClockShot]

The HHH segment should be good, and whats with Shawn facing the SS again?

It's like the 3rd 5-1 in like 5 weeks or something. Guess writers have a block right now.

[Corndad]

So when will RVD ask for his Title Match? like the week before?

[Skippord]

GOSH FLIPPING DARNIT ALL OF THOSE WHO POSTED ABOVE ME

[St. Jimmy]

The HHH segment should be good, and whats with Shawn facing the SS again?

it seems like obvious setup for the Trips run in.

[St. Jimmy]

did JR just say that Van Dam can challenge either champion? WWE or World...?

[Azriel]

Yeah, guess so. DX return tonight, please.

[Azriel]

Thunder, at ONS I betcha

[mike627]

So when will RVD ask for his Title Match? like the week before? good question..

[G-wrath]

I'm bored. :'(

[Azriel]

Well, that was a BS ending

[St. Jimmy]

Vince? ZZ Top? WTF?

[RawRocks]

whats with ZZ Top?

[Azriel]

Homemade pearl necklace. I don't think many people got that, thank God

[Savio]

pretty good start.

[ClockShot]

If that was Billy or Dusty, I just lost a good chunk of respect for ZZ Top.

[Skippord]

Was the guy on the left retarded

[Azriel]

I agree Paul. Certainly isnt horrible so far. Kiss Cam earluy tonight

[St. Jimmy]

Homemade pearl necklace. I don't think many people got that, thank God

aww... skeetskeetskeetskeet.

[ClockShot]

So as I'm reading the ticker on Unlimited, I see Three 6 Mafia is preforming on Smackdown! Any reason why?

[RawRocks]

Game 7 Update: Dallas 70 San Antonio 60 - 3rd

[Savio]

ABT

[Corndad]

dang finnally get two girls to kiss on Unlimited, and they look like men.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO... i cannot stop laughing at vince's fake crying...

[JH]

E C FUCKING W
GOD I LOVE PAUL HEYMAN

[Azriel]

Sucks, don't it Thunder? I think Maria is bisexual too. She seemes to find ame of the girls attractive, or maybe not.

[Kane Knight]

So, Raw's gone downhill a little.

[Skippord]

Sucks, don't it Thunder? I think Maria is bisexual too. She seemes to find ame of the girls attractive, or maybe not.
If so my fantasies just got a lot less creepy

[Azriel]

Now time for When Egos Collide

[ClockShot]

SUCK IT!

[Skippord]

PEDIGREE HIM GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[G-wrath]

SUCK IT

[Kane Knight]

Chyna doesnt need a strapon

Thank you, captain obvious.

[St. Jimmy]

Two Words.... ugh. way to set this up.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

BEST TEASE EVER.

[Skippord]

SWERVE

[St. Jimmy]

I'm Sorry. Ooooh. Tease'd.

[G-wrath]

:eek:

[ClockShot]

Damn, good swerve right there. Main event should be good.

[Azriel]

Nice little tease

[Azriel]

HHH don't like being bossed around, no sir.

[rob11]

Will we see HHH swerve and attack the Spirit Squad/Mcmahons? Or will Cena run in and HHH just back off which would kinda suck.

[Corndad]

Wow... That was the Tease of the Year right there. Man. Oh well, smart booking for once by the WWE

[ClockShot]

Final Score: Yanks 5 - Sox 9.

[RawRocks]

ok what has come of the May 19 angle with Kane?

[G-wrath]

So now we know....

[Azriel]

Actually, I heard See No Evil isn't doing too well critically

Wait, Kane's on both shows?

[Skippord]

FIRE AND DEATH

[St. Jimmy]

okay, Kane bores me now. Move on.

[ClockShot]

So now we know....

And knowing's half the battle.

[Azriel]

That was a real downer. Way to go WWE writers

[St. Jimmy]

Ahhh! The Masterpiss!

[mike627]

OMFG Masters and Cena = ratings poison.

[RawRocks]

Masterfarts

[Azriel]

G.I. JOEEEEE!!!

[Skippord]

GI HOOOOOOOOOOO

[Skippord]

QUICK SOMEONE POST THE PIC

[Skippord]

Hossan this thread

[Savio]

:lol: only 3 movies debuted on friday.....or did he say weekend? I dunno, it did 6th overall.

[ClockShot]

Rep to Azriel and Skip. for giving me a good laugh.

[Skippord]

HOW THE FUCK IS CENA CONTROVERSIAL

[St. Jimmy]

Mixed Crowds again tonight. Havn't noticed them in awhile.

[rob11]

This crowd sucks. Can't wait until they finally come back east to Pittsburgh.

[Azriel]

This is non-title, right? RIGHT?!

[ClockShot]

Don't know. Just praying this goes by fast.

[Kane Knight]

SUCK IT
Aren't you a little young to be solicitng?

[St. Jimmy]

this is a Non-Title match.

[Kane Knight]

Two Words.... ugh. way to set this up.

LOL. Man, they love fucking with the fans.

[G-wrath]

Aren't you a little young to be solicitng?

Shut up KK...I'm not the pregnant one.

[RawRocks]

its the "look i've got more muscles than you" non-title match

[Skippord]

SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING PIC

[Kane Knight]

ok what has come of the May 19 angle with Kane?

It's now June 11, and Heyman's the new big red machine.

[G-wrath]

Of G.I. Joe?

[Azriel]

Thank God it's non-title. I shudder to think of the notion of Masters even competing for the title

[Boondock Saint]

MIAMI VICE is goona be SICK. Michael motherfucking Mann. :love:

[mike627]

LOL. Man, they love fucking with the fans.Yes,they do the bastards..:lol:

[RawRocks]

Carolina 4 Buffalo 2 - 1:00 left 3rd
Dallas 84 San Antonio 82 - 10:30 4th

[Kane Knight]

Shut up KK...I'm not the pregnant one.

Yeah, but you are the rapist.

[Corndad]

YES HERE IT COMES!!!

[Savio]

JR is a fag

[Boondock Saint]

RVD

[Kane Knight]

Yes,they do the bastards..:lol:

Anything that keeps DX off my screen...:y:

[Nark Order]

WTF!

[mike627]

ONS: RVD Vs. Cena for the wwe title.

[ClockShot]

MIAMI VICE is goona be SICK. Michael motherfucking Mann. :love:

Don't waste your money. His television show was great, but a irish guy and a great actor turned musician don't seem like a good team.

[Nark Order]

Watch RVD lose in like 5 minutes. :(

[G-wrath]

lies.

[St. Jimmy]

*markthefuckout* this should be interesting.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Wait, did they actually tell what May 19th was about? I was in the shower.

[Corndad]

Well heres the anwser to my earlier question

[mike627]

Anything that keeps DX off my screen...:y:they are comming KK make no mistake.:cool: :shifty:

[ClockShot]

YES!

[Corndad]

Imagine the Heat on Cena that night. WOW.

[ClockShot]

BOTCH!

[Nark Order]

Didn't get all of that one...

[Boondock Saint]

Don't waste your money. His television show was great, but a irish guy and a great actor turned musician don't seem like a good team.
Dude, if anyone can make it work, it's the Mann himself.

[Savio]

RVD F'd up

[RawRocks]

lol @ Masters on the floor

[St. Jimmy]

that was great and all... but the Vandaminator botch... made me kinda sad.

[Nark Order]

Can someone let me know what happened the first 20 minutes of RAW? Missed it.

[Azriel]

Yeah, RVD is the man

[mrslackalack]

Crowd in Vegas seems to be more for Cena than RVD.

[ClockShot]

Dude, if anyone can make it work, it's the Mann himself.

Mann could make it work. I think he could cast a bit better.

[KingofOldSchool]

Crowd in Vegas seems to be more for Cena than RVD.

The West Coast is full of wiggers and kids.

[Savio]

Can someone let me know what happened the first 20 minutes of RAW? Missed it.It was good

[Nark Order]

Wanna see Umaga this week. Wonder who he'll kill today.

[Boondock Saint]

However, fuck The Omen remake. :nono:

[Azriel]

Seems split 50-50

[St. Jimmy]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to KingofOldSchool again.

[St. Jimmy]

lool. maria is so cute.

[mrslackalack]

Can someone let me know what happened the first 20 minutes of RAW? Missed it.

Foley and Edge had a great promo with lots of heel heat. Paul Heyman came out and talked smack to them and officaly annouced Funk/Dreamer vs Foley/Edge

Shelton beat RVD by DQ

[Skippord]

ROFL Carlito

[St. Jimmy]

... lmao at this segment.... OMFG GOLDDUST.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, Goldust.

[Nark Order]

LOL unborn fetus

[St. Jimmy]

lmfao. that was gold.

[mike627]

Sinstky and Golddust= freaky

[Boondock Saint]

LOL @ Snitsky "I once killed his unborn fetus...but we're over that now."

[Skippord]

:rofl:

[Batsu]

Carlito Wins.

[Nark Order]

I once killed his unborn fetus but we're over that now.

[G-wrath]

:rofl:

[St. Jimmy]

oooooh. punk card. that was good.

[Azriel]

It just keeps getting better

[Savio]

:lol: @ snitsky.

[ClockShot]

Wow. San Antonio mounting a comeback.

[Azriel]

Murdoch on RAW?

[Azriel]

Getting fed to Kane, are we?

[Skippord]

After Raw I have to finish beating Day Of Reckoning 2

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHA that Snitsky/Goldust/Carlito/Maria segment was GOLD.

[ClockShot]

Him or UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!

[RawRocks]

Dallas 94 San Antonio 91 - 5:34 left

[Nark Order]

lol Murdoch

[Azriel]

Its Kane

[G-wrath]

Murdoch's still with WWE?

[RawRocks]

Murdoch = breakfast for Kane

[Nark Order]

Anyone else getting tired of all these squash matches every week?

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Actually, I heard See No Evil isn't doing too well critically

Wait, Kane's on both shows?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1158185-see_no_evil/

Zero...I don't think I've ever seen anything that bad on Rotten Tomatos.

[6to1]

poor murdoch

[G-wrath]

2,000th post!

woohoo...

[G-wrath]

Is that Taker's voice?

[Skippord]

Is the mask talking to him?

[St. Jimmy]

wtf now...

[Nark Order]

Oh great. It's not over...

[Azriel]

Interesting

[Azriel]

I think its Kane's voice

[ClockShot]

So we're going "the mask is making me crazy" route. Great.

[rob11]

Masked Kane to face Kane? I hope not. Maybe the sight of the mask drives him nuts or something.

[Azriel]

Whats Jerry doing?

[Azriel]

Besides making an ass of himself?

[G-wrath]

Masked Kane to face Kane? I hope not. Maybe the sight of the mask drives him nuts or something.
Are you implying that Kane is sane now?

[ClockShot]

Hey yo.....

[St. Jimmy]

Hall. <3

[Savio]

I think its Kane's voiceIts Katie Vicks voice, HHH read his last name first.........Kane had sex with a dead man.

[Savio]

Woooo nWo

[Nark Order]

God I hate her.

[St. Jimmy]

god... horrid entrance music.

[Skippord]

FUCK THAT IS TERRIBLE MUSIC TOO

[mike627]

a divia filler match.

[Nark Order]

THANK GOD. Mickie is here to save everything.

[Corndad]

Lightning on Raw!!!

[Azriel]

Torrie vs. Mickie? This'll be quick

[St. Jimmy]

JR and Topical Humor: Mortal Enemies.

[ClockShot]

Dammit where's Stacy Keibler?!

[Nark Order]

Yeah. Chad Patten. Ratings.

[Skippord]

What the gay JR watches the Surreal Life

[St. Jimmy]

did anyone besides me see torrie's junk?

[Nark Order]

Dammit where's Stacy Keibler?!

Dancing with stars somewhere.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. Botch =/

[Corndad]

I would laugh if Mickie started to hear voices too and her and Kane Tagged Up. That would make me tune in every week.

[Nark Order]

Torrie's camel toe is by far the most entertaining part of this match.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Mickie has a super camel toe attack. :lol:

[RawRocks]

excuse me while i change the channel for a few.. Lawler's puberty stage must be back again. DAL 98 SA 95 - 3:01 4th

[St. Jimmy]

andd here comes beth!