Which 1990-1994 WWF Superstar Are You?

[loopydate]

Because I'm spectacularly bored and will need a reason to post when I get up tomorrow (and because there just aren't enough of these threads yet)...

Post here, and I'll tell you which WWF Superstar from the period between 1990 and 1994 you are.

So...do it.

-EDIT-

Here's the "crib notes" version of who I've matched everyone up with. Read on to see my explanations. This is still a work in progress.

Bad Company - Yokozuna
BelfastBomber - Ludvig Borga
Ben Rodrigues - Repo Man
Blitz - The Mountie
CanadianCrippler - 1-2-3 Kid
Corkscrewed - Hulk Hogan
Corporate Gr8 One - Kamala
crash99 - Typhoon
cuzziebro619 - Fatu
Danny Electric - Jimmy Snuka
DaveWadding - Dusty Rhodes
ddpBANG - Koko B. Ware
Destor - Greg Valentine
Diesel Mac - Jake Roberts
Dorkchop - I.R.S.
FourFifty - Jim Duggan
happylad - Virgil
hb2k - Tatanka
HeartBreakKid2k - Roddy Piper
Hitman84 - Warlord
Impact! - Scott Steiner
Innovator - Big Boss Man
JamesSteele - Honky Tonk Man
Jaton - Rick Martel
JH - Hawk
Jindrak - Jerry Sags
just john - Rick Steiner
KingofOldSchool - Lex Luger
legend - The Dragon
LK - Razor Ramon
LL Cool G - Billy Gunn
Loose Cannon - Andre The Giant
Mike The Metal Ed - British Bulldog
Mr.RobertGoulet - Berzerker
NeanderCarl - Brian Knobbs
Nervous Ferret - Ted DiBiase
94 SVT Cobra - Akeem
NoJabbaNoBogRoll - Ultimate Warrior
The One - Shawn Michaels
owenbrown - Brutus Beefcake
Pinnacle Charisma - Papa Shango
Rectal Pertruder - Nailz
redoneja - Sgt. Slaughter
Rob - Ric Flair
rob11 - Ax
Sadistic - Giant Gonzales
Shaggy - Rick Rude
Skippord - Owen Hart
Spilchuk - Marty Jannetty
starfox8500 - Adam Bomb
Stickman - Skinner
Watson - El Matador
Xero Limit 126 - Randy Savage
Xerzes - Bushwhacker Luke
Zen v.W.o. - Crush

Still To Come
Face Heely
BobBitchen
Crimson

[D Mac]

OOOHHH YEAHHH DIG IT!

[Destor]

Nah

[Stickman]

Mr. Perfect.

[DaveWadding]

I am Bret Hart. Cause I am God-like. YESSSS

[Skippord]

Loopy hit me up

[James Steele]

BRING IT NIGGA!

[Cuzziebro]

Shoot

[Dorkchop]

Hey, yo.

I'm actually curious as to who I am.

[The One]

Well I challenged someone to do this, so for sheer amazment that someone was bored enough to do it themselves...let me have it.

[Impact!]

Ok

[weather vane]

I better be somebody from 1990.

[RP]

DINO BRAVO

[Xerzes]

Okay, sure, what the hell. Encapsulate my awesomeness.

[Bad Company]

Bad Company

[ddpBANG]

:cool:

[Ben Rodrigues]

World Wrestling Federation me.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Just thought of the possibilities - Hogan, Hart, Flair, Piper, Savage, Sid, Michaels, Razor, Bulldog, Perfect, Dibiase, Luger, Yoko, etc... There were a ton of big names from that period.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Gobbeldy Gobbeldy.

[Blitz]

Hey yo.

[Sadistic]

Post

[KingofOldSchool]

Meeeeee

[owenbrown]

:wave:

[Impact!]

Everytime I see your name I think it says CharlieBrown

[LK]

Wooooooo

[Innovator]

lets do it loopster

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Do me (all the funny intresting ways to respond to this has been done)

[Xero]

Just Do It!

[crash99]

let's go.

[Goulet]

I'll Bite

[Jaton]

Who am I? And I'll hurt you if you say 123 Kid.

[hb2k]

Sweet. I hope I'm Big Daddy Cool.....:shifty:

[redoneja]

ello ello

[Gertner]

I'm the Model Rick Martel

[loopydate]

OOOHHH YEAHHH DIG IT!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jakeroberts/11.jpg

JAKE "THE SNAKE" ROBERTS

You're a very talented poster who is often overlooked for the flashier "main-event" wrestling forum posters. However, almost every time you post, it's something worth reading. Plus, you have an affinity for the brewskies.

Nah

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/gregvalentine/19.jpg

GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE

A solid poster to be sure. You know the inner workings of the industry since, like The Hammer, you've been around the block. Again, maybe not the flashiest poster on the forums, but the effort and the quality is always there (even if I don't always agree with you. :p )

Mr. Perfect.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/stevekeirn/07.jpg

SKINNER

Sorry, man, but I'm not entirely sure who you are. I was searching through your old posts, and you seem to be pretty solid, but I don't really find myself saying "Oh! Stickman posted in this thread. I have to read this now." Not necessarily a knock on you. My powers of observation have never been all that great. Like Skinner.

I am Bret Hart. Cause I am God-like. YESSSS

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dustyrhodes/11.jpg

DUSTY RHODES

One of the fun-loving good guys of TPWW. Not sure why you get picked on as much as you seem to, since you've always been nothing but nice to me. A TPWW veteran who deserves better than being the butt of n00b fat jokes.

Loopy hit me up

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/o/owenhart/75.jpg

OWEN HART

You're still relatively new to the world of TPWW, but you're quickly rising up the ranks. One day, you're part of the New Generation of TPWW stars who will one day rank up there with the Loose Cannons, the Corkscreweds, the Xero Limit 126s, and (dare I say?) the loopydates of the Wrestling Forum.

[jindrak]

loppy, give it to me...

[JH]

i'll regret it but give me one

[Just John]

Do your thing :y:

[Destor]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/gregvalentine/19.jpg

GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE

A solid poster to be sure. You know the inner workings of the industry since, like The Hammer, you've been around the block. Again, maybe not the flashiest poster on the forums, but the effort and the quality is always there (even if I don't always agree with you. :p )
Spot on I gotta say. That's about the fairest assessment I can think of.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Do me.

[Nervous Ferret]

you will quit before you get to me. HOWEVER, my spot as King of the Forum allows me to bypass all these nerds

[Rob]

<< Virgil

[94 SVT Cobra]

Do me

[KingofOldSchool]

Do me

Bastion Booger

[Crippla]

Who am I?

[Skippord]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/o/owenhart/75.jpg

OWEN HART

You're still relatively new to the world of TPWW, but you're quickly rising up the ranks. One day, you're part of the New Generation of TPWW stars who will one day rank up there with the Loose Cannons, the Corkscreweds, the Xero Limit 126s, and (dare I say?) the loopydates of the Wrestling Forum.
Seems as though the bribe worked

[loopydate]

BRING IT NIGGA!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/honkytonkman/08.jpg

HONKY TONK MAN

You're cool. You're cocky. You're bad. And while you have caught crap for "living the gimmick," you're still one of the most effective heels around. I'm sure many the poster would love to be the Ultimate Warrior that ends your year-long IC Title reign.

Shoot

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/rikishi/02.jpg

FATU

I was hoping to find a picture of him as a Headshrinker without Samu or Afa, but couldn't do it. So, this is sort of cheating (using a picture from 1995), but bear with me. Pretend he's a Headshrinker. Anyway, you're still relatively new to the boards (just over a year, iirc), but you already have a strong understanding of where everyone stands here (i.e. which posters it is unwise to start shit with), so you'll have a long, productive career here.

Hey, yo.

I'm actually curious as to who I am.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikerotundo/01.jpg

IRWIN R. SCHYSTER

No, I'm not going for the cheap gag of the guy with "Dork" in his name being the bespectacled tax accountant. Okay, maybe I am, but it works, too. Mike Rotunda was a solid worker who got over despite his "dorky" gimmick. And, just like the IRS gimmick consistently made me laugh, so too does Dorkchop with the frequent Simpsons references.

Well I challenged someone to do this, so for sheer amazment that someone was bored enough to do it themselves...let me have it.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/shawnmichaels/24.jpg

SHAWN MICHAELS

Differences of opinion with some other top posters have led to some confrontations. Despite the perceived attitude problem, there's no denying the fact that One is an incredibly skilled poster, and will continue to be one of TPWW's top names for a long time.

P.S. You have no idea how hard it was for me to resist just making you "Smokin'" Billy Gunn.

Ok

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/scottsteiner/03.jpg

SCOTT STEINER

Ah, young Scott Steiner. Back when the world was his oyster and he'd yet to fall on the self-destructive habits that would ultimately destroy his health (but at least he got to hold the WCW Title during its dying days!). Impact! is a great young poster with a ton of potential. Connections to TPWW "subversives" like the vWo and an alliance with the best of the c-fed politicians could lead to a main-event run down the line...but at what cost?

[Skippord]

Haha Impact! is gonna become a roid monkey

[AJHayes]

who am I?



Also, I know Bastion Booger. He's a fat, angry man. Pretty much of a dickhead too.

[The One]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/shawnmichaels/24.jpg

SHAWN MICHAELS

Differences of opinion with some other top posters have led to some confrontations. Despite the perceived attitude problem, there's no denying the fact that One is an incredibly skilled poster, and will continue to be one of TPWW's top names for a long time.

P.S. You have no idea how hard it was for me to resist just making you "Smokin'" Billy Gunn.

Hell yeah...The One lays down for no one! And years after you all retire I will still be holding people down!

P.S. You have no idea how much I would have actually saw the humor and wouldn't have cared if you did make me Billy Gunn. :y:

[Skippord]

I will die before you hold me down

[Xero]

Hell yeah...The One lays down for no one! And years after you all retire I will still be holding people down!

P.S. You have no idea how much I would have actually saw the humor and wouldn't have cared if you did make me Billy Gunn. :y:
Yeah, well, wait until someone gets Hogan. You'll be laying down for him in about ten years...

[The One]

...GOD DAMN HOGAN! :foc:

[Loose Cannon]

dO ME

[KingofOldSchool]

dO ME

Hogan. ;)

[The One]

Look, I made me up a new Sig in honor of this...

[Crippla]

How bout me Loopy?

[starfox8500]

DO ME... wait... no thats right

[KingofOldSchool]

How bout me Loopy?

Max Moon

[KingofOldSchool]

DO ME... wait... no thats right

Steven Dunn

[Crippla]

I figure I will be a jobber since Im new and not that well known but which Max Moon do you think lol Konnan or Paul Diamond?

[KingofOldSchool]

I figure I will be a jobber since Im new and not that well known but which Max Moon do you think lol Konnan or Paul Diamond?

Konan.

You have potential but with the right gimmick you can have staying power.

[Crippla]

I think this is Loopy's decision anyway, its his thread.

[Blitz]

I was a Max Moon mark :(

[KingofOldSchool]

I think this is Loopy's decision anyway, its his thread.

I'm doing my predictions.

[Nervous Ferret]

CanadienCripplerV2 do you still have your penis? :(

[Nervous Ferret]

Because the first CanadienCrippler we had here had his taken off :(

[Crippla]

Yes I told you me and my penis are here to stay.

[Nervous Ferret]

OK. Because you should really consider a name change. Because a lot of people might think you are the same guy

[loopydate]

I better be somebody from 1990.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/martyjannetty/04.jpg

MARTY JANNETTY

Because you, sir, are a Rocker. Ha. See what I did there? Oh, also you sort of resurrected the Testing Forum, which leads me to the conclusion that you might be on drugs. ;)

DINO BRAVO

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nailz/01.jpg

NAILZ

You really do like stirring up trouble, don't you? It's hard to tell whether or not you're a good poster because controversy follows you wherever you go. First it was supporting a deviant like Ron Artest. Then it was trying to get yourself banned. Next thing you know, you'll be testifying that Funky Fly gave us all steroids.

Okay, sure, what the hell. Encapsulate my awesomeness.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bushwhackers/15.jpg

BUSHWHACKER LUKE

You don't really post all that often, but when you do it's usually good for a laugh. And...uh...you put Robert Gibson in an armbar.

Bad Company

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/y/yokozuna/01.jpg

YOKOZUNA

Thanks to your former avatar, your name will forever be inextricably linked to boobies. And nobody from 1990-1994 reminds me more of boobies than the 550-pound sumo wrestler. Nonetheless, you've been properly pushed in TPWW, and there's no shame in, say, being eliminated in the second round of King Of The Forum by you.

:grumble:

:cool:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kokobware/01.jpg

KOKO B. WARE

A solid, well-rounded poster who is often overlooked. Plus, you have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of animals in wrestling, so why not make you the Birdman?

[The One]

Try to get your name changed to something no one else has, something like NerF. I mean it's totally original.

[Hitman84]

I'm game - tell me who I'd be loopydate.

[The One]

http://www.toydreams.co.uk/images/wwf/carded/therockers.jpg

Buy your Spilchuk & The One action figures here! :D

[Loose Cannon]

I still have those

[KingofOldSchool]

I still have those

[loopydate]

Me too. I don't still have them in their original package. And my package was in English. And I think Shawn's pinky finger broke off.

But other than that, I still have those.

[loopydate]

World Wrestling Federation me.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/barrydarsow/04.jpg

REPO MAN

Your name honestly didn't ring a bell when you posted, so I went back through your previous posts and discovered that you're a pretty solid poster. Much like my fairly recent rediscovery of the Repo Man gimmick. I didn't appreciate it as a markish kid, but now I do.

Gobbeldy Gobbeldy.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/daveyboysmith/10.jpg

"BRITISH BULLDOG" DAVEY BOY SMITH

Yes, I went with the obvious make-the-guy-who-used-to-be-Hardcore UK-the British Bulldog choice. So sue me. :D But, seriously, like Davey Boy, Mike is a solid poster who seems to be content to stay in the TPWW upper midcard. But the main event door is within reach if he ever wanted it.

Hey yo.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jacquesrougeau/12.jpg

THE MOUNTIE

You're handsome! You're brave! You're strong! You're The Mountie and you enforce the law! I can try to-- Never mind. Seriously, I don't know why you're not in the upper echelon of the reputation levels. You know what you're talking about on just about every subject I've ever seen you post about. Maybe KoF will be the equivalent of Rougeau's clean pinfall win over Hogan at that WCW house show.

Post

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/giantgonzales/04.jpg

GIANT GONZALES

Now, I'm not saying you're the worst poster ever like Gonzales is the worst wrestler ever. But your taste in "wrestling" is pretty far down there.

Meeeeee

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/l/lexluger/41.jpg

"NARCISSIST" LEX LUGER

You come across as kind of a dick sometimes (and the whole PoisonIvy thing has become sort of the TPWW equivalent of the Luger/Elizabeth situation), but there's no doubting you're a pretty big star in TPWW. Hopefully you don't get lazy like your counterpart and turn into a joke.





And now I'm off to watch the Lost finale.

[Ben Rodrigues]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/barrydarsow/04.jpg

REPO MAN

Your name honestly didn't ring a bell when you posted, so I went back through your previous posts and discovered that you're a pretty solid poster. Much like my fairly recent rediscovery of the Repo Man gimmick. I didn't appreciate it as a markish kid, but now I do.



REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPO MAN. Hmm... Would've prefered one of the Demolition members... but this will do. :shifty:

[Ben Rodrigues]

Still no Hitman, Flair or Hogan... Wonder who those will be?

[Mike the Metal Ed]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/daveyboysmith/10.jpg

"BRITISH BULLDOG" DAVEY BOY SMITH

Yes, I went with the obvious make-the-guy-who-used-to-be-Hardcore UK-the British Bulldog choice. So sue me. :D But, seriously, like Davey Boy, Mike is a solid poster who seems to be content to stay in the TPWW upper midcard. But the main event door is within reach if he ever wanted it.

"Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo." - Bobby Heenan

Thanks. :D

[McLegend]

Hello Loopy

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/l/lexluger/41.jpg

"NARCISSIST" LEX LUGER

You come across as kind of a dick sometimes (and the whole PoisonIvy thing has become sort of the TPWW equivalent of the Luger/Elizabeth situation), but there's no doubting you're a pretty big star in TPWW. Hopefully you don't get lazy like your counterpart and turn into a joke.


:'(

[Danny Electric]

haha awesome

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Skippord]

New Sig For This

[jindrak]

loopy skipped me...I'm sad.

[Jaton]

I got skipped too.

[loopydate]

Really? Sorry, I thought I was keeping pretty good tabs on the order everyone posted. Worry not, I'll get to you guys.

[loopydate]

Wait, no I didn't. The posting order was:

<s>Diesel Mac
Destor
Stickman
DaveWadding
Skippord
JamesSteele
cuzziebro619
Dorkchop
The One
Impact!
Spilchuk
Rectal Pertruder
Xerzes
Bad Company
ddpBANG
Ben Rodrigues
Mike the Metal Ed
Blitz
Sadistic
KingofOldSchool</s>
owenbrown
LK
Innovator
Pinnacle Charisma
Xero Limit 126
crash99
Mr.RobertGoulet
Jaton
hb2k
redoneja
LL Cool G
jindrak
etc.

I just haven't got around to you guys yet.

[loopydate]

BTW, I'm shutting down my comp for the time being. Thunderstorm rolling in. Be back on in a couple hours, most likely.

[Blitz]

vBulletin Message <!-- main error message --> You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to loopydate again.

[NeanderCarl]

Inspired idea for a thread, loopsta.

Do me.

You wanna what my what? where?

Yeah, me.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I like this idea. Do me up

[94 SVT Cobra]

Wait, no I didn't. The posting order was:

<s>Diesel Mac
Destor
Stickman
DaveWadding
Skippord
JamesSteele
cuzziebro619
Dorkchop
The One
Impact!
Spilchuk
Rectal Pertruder
Xerzes
Bad Company
ddpBANG
Ben Rodrigues
Mike the Metal Ed
Blitz
Sadistic
KingofOldSchool</s>
owenbrown
LK
Innovator
Pinnacle Charisma
Xero Limit 126
crash99
Mr.RobertGoulet
Jaton
hb2k
redoneja
LL Cool G
jindrak
etc.

I just haven't got around to you guys yet.

Is it beacause of my red glowing nose that i cant play in your reindeer games? Cause im going to rehab for that....

[loopydate]

:wave:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/15.jpg

BRUTUS "THE BARBER" BEEFCAKE

For better or worse, I associate your posts with emoticons. And, who better to represent someone known for facial expressions than the guy who had his face reconstructed after a horrific parasailing accident? Well, probably a lot of people, but I didn't pick them, now did I? Seriously, though, a good poster who - if he makes the right friends - could co-main-event WrestleMania IX. ...as though that would be something to brag about.

Wooooooo

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/scotthall/24.jpg

RAZOR RAMON

Hey yo. You got gold on your fingers. You got gold around your neck. And now you have gold around your waist...in GCW. At this point in his career, Scott Hall was still on the upswing, but it was clear that big things were on the horizon. The same can be said of LK in 2006.

lets do it loopster

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bigbossman/12.jpg

BIG BOSS MAN

You stand for law, order, and justice. Well, not really, but you certainly stand for laying down the law with regards to independent wrestling, particularly Ring Of Honor. I'm not entirely sure how those two metaphors mixed in my head other than the fact that it's 1:30 in the morning.

Do me (all the funny intresting ways to respond to this has been done)

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/godfather/07.jpg

PAPA SHANGO

Well, aside from the obvious (you worship Ybo and make people throw up black shit), you are - by your own admission - losing your mind. But, despite your growing insanity, you're also charismatic (hence the name). And, despite claiming to be a "gentlemen," you're clearly a pimp. And we all know what happened to Shango in the mid-'90s. That's right. You're going to become a Supreme Fighting Machine.

Just Do It!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/randysavage/07.jpg

"MACHO MAN" RANDY SAVAGE

Because, as Savage once so eloquently put in his smash hit song Speaking From The Heart, Xero is "The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, funky like a monkey, oooooooh yeah!" Xero is one of the TPWW Wrestling Forum's true main event posters. Whether it's the old caption threads, Scenes From A Hat, or just dropping in with a sarcastic comment about the current (sad) state of affairs in WWE, Xero's posts are always something I look forward to.

[Xerzes]

Yeah! Screw you, Robert Gibson!

...wait, crap. Is he the one in jail? Becuase I'd feel kinda bad if he is. But I think it's Garvin.

[Impact!]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/scottsteiner/03.jpg

SCOTT STEINER

Ah, young Scott Steiner. Back when the world was his oyster and he'd yet to fall on the self-destructive habits that would ultimately destroy his health (but at least he got to hold the WCW Title during its dying days!). Impact! is a great young poster with a ton of potential. Connections to TPWW "subversives" like the vWo and an alliance with the best of the c-fed politicians could lead to a main-event run down the line...but at what cost?
:D :cool: :love:

[Impact!]

Haha Impact! is gonna become a roid monkey
Probably better than your outcome tbh



Skippord :'(

[Bad Company]

Yokozuna :love:

[happylad]

can i get one even though i have posted less than anyone else here:p

[LK]

Scott Hall *marks out*

[owenbrown]

TY, loopy, I guess. lol, I guess I can use this as my sig from time to time.

[Xero]

OH YEAH! THE MACHO MAN IS HERE! OOOHHH YEEAAHHH!

[Just John]

I was skipped too :'(


Hole me up Lou. P. Date

[loopydate]

let's go.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/fredottman/02.jpg

TYPHOON

You're not exactly new to the boards, but you're also not really a regular here either. Your posts are always solid and you seem to know what you're talking about, but you may need an Earthquake type to take you under his wing before you can think about title shots.

I'll Bite

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/johnnord/04.jpg

THE BERZERKER

One of the stranger gimmicks of that period, just like Mr.RobertGoulet was - for a time - one of the stranger gimmicks on these boards. "GOULET!" was sort of the TPWW equivalent of "HUSS!" Nonetheless, always entertaining, if a bit weird.

Who am I? And I'll hurt you if you say 123 Kid.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/rickmartel/14.jpg

"THE MODEL" RICK MARTEL

You're a hell of an entertaining poster, yet for some reason your name never gets mentioned with the Wrestling Forum "main eventers." Equally adept at comedy and analysis, just like Martel could go from humorous skits to blinding Jake Roberts.

Sweet. I hope I'm Big Daddy Cool.....:shifty:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/tatanka/02.jpg

TATANKA

While you may not be undefeated-for-two-years good, you're a solid poster. Your posts in the Paul Burchill finisher thread were enough to make me a fan, but you're a pretty knowledgeable guy who I think will stick around here for a long time. Plus, there was that whole fiasco with you accusing KoOS of selling out, when you really sold out...

ello ello

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/sgtslaughter/07.jpg

SGT. SLAUGHTER

Because just like our friend the Sarge, you've gone mainstream on us. Whereas Sarge became a cartoon character (GO JOE!), the Red Ninja has become a mainstay in the Casual Forum. Doesn't mean it's not still a bit of a markout moment to see a redoneja post in a Wrestling Forum thread.

[crash99]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/fredottman/02.jpg

TYPHOON

You're not exactly new to the boards, but you're also not really a regular here either. Your posts are always solid and you seem to know what you're talking about, but you may need an Earthquake type to take you under his wing before you can think about title shots.

Could have been a lot worse, I'll take it...:y:

[Jaton]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/rickmartel/14.jpg

"THE MODEL" RICK MARTEL

You're a hell of an entertaining poster, yet for some reason your name never gets mentioned with the Wrestling Forum "main eventers." Equally adept at comedy and analysis, just like Martel could go from humorous skits to blinding Jake Roberts.

I was a mark for him. :D

[Goulet]

bwahahahaha! I'll take it... I was hoping for some cheese like Berzerker, Skinner or Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz.... Wrestlecrap Baby!

[Shaggy]

What about Me! What about Shaggy!...

Yea me...I wanna know...thanks...

[Innovator]

HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS

[FourFifty]

I am Random midcarder.
No one really knows who I am, or where I go.
Alas, I am forgotten.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Do not screw me!

[crash99]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/fredottman/02.jpg

TYPHOON

You're not exactly new to the boards, but you're also not really a regular here either. Your posts are always solid and you seem to know what you're talking about, but you may need an Earthquake type to take you under his wing before you can think about title shots.

Anybody want to be my Earthquake?

[Corkscrewed]

If you're so bored, you should do a new GCW Power 25.

If not, then add me to the list for this thread.

[loopydate]

If you're so bored, you should do a new GCW Power 25.

If not, then add me to the list for this thread.

I'm not that bored...

:shifty:

[Watson]

I'm in.

[loopydate]

I'm the Model Rick Martel

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/billygunn/21.jpg

BILLY GUNN

TPWW's resident metrosexual. Who else could you be? Again, ignore the fact that this isn't cowboy-era Billy Gunn (stupid unreliable OWW). Now, you and JamesSteele need to form an awkward alliance that won't do much to further either of your careers before you go on to become one of the bigger stars of the Attitude era.

loppy, give it to me...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jerrysags/03.jpg

JERRY SAGS

You misspell my name, I give you the guy whose name I could never spell right (I always wanted to add a second "g"). :p You have a tendency to quote random song lyrics, and lately my all time favorite lyric is from the immortal WrestleMania: The Album. "Ninety-three is the year of the Nasties. Ninety-three. Ninety-three." Ahhhh. Classic!

i'll regret it but give me one

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/roadwarriorhawk/05.jpg

HAWK

Well! You thought you'd escaped being a Road Warrior, didn't you? Didn't you? BWA HA HA HA HA-- *ahem* Sorry about that.

Do your thing :y:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ricksteiner/11.jpg

RICK STEINER

You have a...bizarre sense of humor. Sort of like a guy who runs around and barks like a dog. The strangeness of someone who makes threads about people enjoying the smell of farts notwithstanding, you're a talented - if a bit unspectacular - poster.

Do me.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/02.jpg

ULTIMATE WARRIOR

Unmistakably one of the most entertaining posters on the board, and you have more than your share of marks. However, like Warrior, there is an equally strong backlash to your posting style. Hardly a month goes by without Jabba doing something "controversial." All that aside, you're definitely one of the top guys here.

[JH]

i'm cool with being hawk
better than simon diamond on the tna thread lol

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Funny, I always wondered what it'd be like if I legally changed my name to Jabba.

[loopydate]

you will quit before you get to me. HOWEVER, my spot as King of the Forum allows me to bypass all these nerds

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/teddibiase/11.jpg

"MILLION DOLLAR MAN" TED DIBIASE

One of the greats to never hold a World Title. Dibs, like NerF, excelled in tournaments, winning the 1988 King Of The Ring and reaching the finals of the WrestleMania IV World Title Tournament. Plus, they're both entertaining as hell.

<< Virgil

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ricflair/43.jpg

"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR

Rob is one of the TPWW icons. Remarkably knowledgeable, incredible longevity (member for almost SIX YEARS!), and unafraid to speak his mind. Maybe Rob (and Flair)'s opinions aren't always the most popular, but when they speak, we listen and - more often than not - what they say goes.

Do me

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/o/onemangang/06.jpg

AKEEM

Like One Man Gang after Slick's voodoo ceremony, you are a white man who thinks he's black.

Who am I?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/x/xpac/09.jpg

1-2-3 KID

You've been a member for less than three weeks, so I honestly have no clue. What I've seen from you is okay, but you haven't quite had your pinning-Razor Ramon moment yet.

who am I?



Also, I know Bastion Booger. He's a fat, angry man. Pretty much of a dickhead too.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/l/ludvigborga/05.jpg

LUDVIG BORGA

Okay, this is going to be convoluted (and full of incorrect stereotypes). Try to keep up. You are the "Belfast" bomber. People from Belfast are terrorists. Democrats are no better than terrorists. Democrats are against pollution. Ludvig Borga was against puhlooshun. Therefore you=Ludvig Borga.

[rob11]

Hi Loopy!

[NeanderCarl]

Don't forget the NEO-C!

[Nervous Ferret]

:love: He will look fantastic under D'Brickshaw Ferguson

[Skippord]

Probably better than your outcome tbh



Skippord :'(
*Falls off large catwalk*

[Corporate Gr8 One]

Too bad Repo's gone, I'm a world champion lurker. Really. That's sad.

[AJHayes]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/l/ludvigborga/05.jpg

LUDVIG BORGA

Okay, this is going to be convoluted (and full of incorrect stereotypes). Try to keep up. You are the "Belfast" bomber. People from Belfast are terrorists. Democrats are no better than terrorists. Democrats are against pollution. Ludvig Borga was against puhlooshun. Therefore you=Ludvig Borga.

Oddly enough... I am in no way insulted by this. Anything is better than being a republican. :D

[Face Heely]

Too bad Repo's gone, I'm a world champion lurker. Really. That's sad.

It's folks like us that are gonna test how bored Loopy truly is...

...pretty darn bored, I hope. :D

[Blitz]

i'm cool with being hawk
better than simon diamond on the tna thread lol
Simon Diamond is the fucking man, and you are not worthy to be compared to him.

[Gertner]

lol very nice loopy!

[Crippla]

Hey, I become X-Pac. lol not bad.

[BobBitchen]

oh me next

[Hitman84]

loopy you skipped me

[loopydate]

I have skipped no one. I just haven't gotten around to everyone yet. Hold your horses.

[Crimson]

Do me if you can loopy...im the guy who whoops your ass in the fantasy leagues.

[loopydate]

It's probably going to be a couple of days until I can do more of these, but don't worry. I haven't forgotten about this thread. I'm just at my parents' house for the holiday weekend, and didn't think to e-mail myself the massive list I'd drawn up of wrestlers from that period with notes about who I could assign to who.

So, I may not get around to the next batch of these until Monday or Tuesday. But I will get to them.

[Nervous Ferret]

hey this seems cool do me

[loopydate]

dO ME

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/andre/09.jpg

ANDRE THE GIANT

Wrestling's original crossover star, and possibly still the greatest draw in the history of the industry. Just like Loose Cannon was among the first "Wrestling Forum posters" to achieve fame in the Casual Forum, long considered the "mainstream" of TPWW. One of the real icons. That goes for both.

DO ME... wait... no thats right

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bryanclarke/08.jpg

ADAM BOMB

You're still relatively new, but you've got some skill. Some of your posts in the Scenes From A Hat thread were :lol:-worthy. Just do me a favor and don't let Whippleman get you into a match with Earthquake.

I'm game - tell me who I'd be loopydate.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/w/warlord/07.jpg

WARLORD

Not the most...active poster at TPWW. You've posted less than twenty times this year. This reminds me of Warlord, because if there's one thing Warlord wasn't...it was active.

Hello Loopy

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/rickysteamboat/08.jpg

Very skilled poster, just like Ricky Steamboat was a very skilled wrestler. Unfortunately, you've developed a rep for dropping the ball (most notably in the C-Fed Forum), just like WWF dropped the ball on signing one of the NWA's biggest stars in the early '90s.

haha awesome

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jimmysnuka/07.jpg

"SUPERFLY" JIMMY SNUKA

Try as I might, I couldn't find a "dirty Irani" in early-'90s WWF. They were all pretending to be "dirty Iraqis." Stupid Gulf War. The first one, not the... Well, I guess they're both pretty stupid. Okay, totally lost my train of thought.

[loopydate]

Inspired idea for a thread, loopsta.

Do me.

You wanna what my what? where?

Yeah, me.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brianknobbs/08.jpg

BRIAN KNOBBS

You've been here for six years, but you only have a little over a thousand posts. Lately, you've been a lot more active. Knobbs has been around seemingly forever, but it's only through his frequent appearances on "Hogan Knows Best" that many people know who he is now.

I like this idea. Do me up

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/roddypiper/21.jpg

"ROWDY" RODDY PIPER

In wrestling circles, they'd call you a "grizzled veteran." You've been around for years, and you're still one of the best posters here. Your recent posts regarding the ECW revival show that you both know your history and have your finger on the industry's pulse. Just like the Hot Rod, no matter how old he gets, he's still relevant.

can i get one even though i have posted less than anyone else here:p

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikejones/06.jpg

VIRGIL

You just knew somebody was going to get him. :lol: Like you say, you have very few posts here (less than 60 as of "press time"), so it's pretty hard to judge. And, in the 1990-1994 WWF, you had to start at the bottom. And nobody was bottomer than Virgil.

What about Me! What about Shaggy!...

Yea me...I wanna know...thanks...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/rickrude/26.jpg

"RAVISHING" RICK RUDE

One of the more underrated "top" guys here. You're fantastic in the c-feds, and a knowledgeable wrestling and TV/movie fan. Like Rude's taste in women, your taste in entertainment is impeccable.

I am Random midcarder.
No one really knows who I am, or where I go.
Alas, I am forgotten.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jimduggan/13.jpg

"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN

You're not just any random midcarder. You're the midcarder of the period. Anyone who was anyone had to go through Hacksaw before he could fight the Hogans and the Harts and the Flairs of the world. That, plus you are...*sticks out tongue* a TOUGH GUY!

[Tazz Dan]

:wave:

[NeanderCarl]

:lol: Brian Knobbs!? Give me some credit!

[Impact!]

Would you rather swap with Virgel.

[Impact!]

*Falls off large catwalk*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKIPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD...period.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

Ok do me

[Aussie Skier]

loopy, when ur ready

[loopydate]

Do not screw me!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brianadams/01.jpg

CRUSH

I was really hoping to find the old "Just Say No" ad with Crush, after your recent post in the cocaine fad thread, but I'm too lazy to look beyond OWW. And, you're in the vWo, while Crush later joined the nWo.

If you're so bored, you should do a new GCW Power 25.

If not, then add me to the list for this thread.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hulkhogan/62.jpg

HULK HOGAN

Just like Hogan was the reason I got into wrestling as a child, Corky was the reason I got into TPWW. It was your hilarity in the caption threads that got me to join up and try my hand at it. And, much like Hogan did with Brutus Beefcake, you offered me encouragement and helped me blossom into the...well, okay, not so much like Beefcake after the encouragement part. But, yeah, as far as I'm concerned Corkscrewed will always be the TPWW icon for me.

I'm in.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/titosantana/04.jpg

EL MATADOR

Someone with some real experience in the industry. Plus, just like Tito Santana had to have some sense of humor about himself to not just walk out on the WWF, you have a solid sense of humor (based solely on the fact that you laughed at my reference to "The Wizard" a few weeks back :) ).

Hi Loopy!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/billeadie/01.jpg

AX

Can you tell I'm starting to run out of characters? I suppose this works, though, in that you know a thing or two about wrestling. Plus, your name is really similar to Rob, who is one of the top guys here. Just like Demolition was really similar to the Road Warriors. Yeah, I'm kinda reaching.

Too bad Repo's gone, I'm a world champion lurker. Really. That's sad.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kamala/05.jpg

KAMALA

As you say, you're not very active around here, but when you do show up, your stuff is usually pretty funny. Not quite, "Learning To Bowl" funny, but still funny. Plus, you're a 400-pound black man who paints stars on his man-boobs.