View Full Version : Randy Orton is coming back, like it or not.
darkpower
05-25-2006, 06:05 PM
Due to the recent rash of injuries to WWE's roster, Randy Orton is expected to be scheduled for WWE return immediately following his 60-day suspension on June 13. Orton was suspended a while back for unprofessional conduct shortly after WrestleMania.
His last incident, which occured backstage at WrestleMania, was the last straw. Both WWE management and fellow wrestlers had seen enough and felt that he required a suspension.
crash99
05-25-2006, 06:08 PM
I like it. Smackdown needs some estbalished talent, and as long as he plays the cocky, arrogant heel that I love, he should be entertaining.
Kane Knight
05-25-2006, 06:13 PM
I bet he's never been so thankful for Mark Henry being on the active roster.
mike627
05-25-2006, 06:16 PM
Randy owes Mark Henry.
Arnold HamNegger
05-25-2006, 06:38 PM
I guess Vince would rather have shit in his bag than Mark Henry as his champion.
Corkscrewed
05-25-2006, 06:40 PM
And frankly, so would we.
UmbrellaCorporation
05-25-2006, 06:41 PM
Orton returning?!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :heart:
Shadow
05-25-2006, 06:47 PM
Yet another thing we can blame Mark Henry for.
Gerard
05-25-2006, 06:59 PM
I like it. Smackdown needs some estbalished talent, and as long as he plays the cocky, arrogant heel that I love, he should be entertaining.
I dont think "playing" cocky and arrogant is a problem for the little asshole. Gotta love it when your gimmick is how you are in real life.
Rammsteinmad
05-25-2006, 07:01 PM
What did he do at Wrestlemania?
Gerard
05-25-2006, 07:06 PM
Hes meant to have called one of the "divas" a cunt and ended up geting suspended for it.
Arnold HamNegger
05-25-2006, 07:34 PM
And frankly, so would we.
:y:
Shit in a bag or shit in boots? It's an easy decision.
FourFifty
05-25-2006, 07:35 PM
Yes! The Randy Orton background on my phone is no longer out of date!
crash99
05-25-2006, 07:48 PM
I dont think "playing" cocky and arrogant is a problem for the little asshole. Gotta love it when your gimmick is how you are in real life.
I know its true, as he is an asshole in real life, but Smackdown needs the help, and I always have been a fan of his when he's a heel.
Kane Knight
05-25-2006, 08:05 PM
"You tried to keep me on leave
But no-one can
You've got some major injuries
You understand...
HEY! However much you pray
I am here to stay while there's no-one left
Now it's time to shine
If Henry doesn't break my spine while I call that girl a cunt
(And I take a shit on Hunter)"
Skippord
05-25-2006, 08:08 PM
Kane Knight you are an artist my friend
Kane Knight
05-25-2006, 08:10 PM
I'm running out of ways to parody that song. I think the only other themes I've done this many times are Los Guerreros and Evolution.
Pepsi Man
05-25-2006, 08:44 PM
"You tried to keep me on leave
But no-one can
You've got some major injuries
You understand...
HEY! However much you pray
I am here to stay while there's no-one left
Now it's time to shine
If Henry doesn't break my spine while I call that girl a cunt
(And I take a shit on Hunter)"
Woulda been more song-like if it ended with "If Henry doesn't breaaaaak my spine.....BREAK MY SPIIIIIIIIIIINE!"
But that's just personal preference. :o
Kane Knight
05-25-2006, 08:50 PM
I was going more for the "Take what's mine while you're burning inside my light..."
But the asthetics on your idea sound better.
Nark Order
05-25-2006, 08:50 PM
Most of you are jackasses and are simply in denial about Orton being one of the best performers on the roster. Why is this? When did it become the 'in' thing to bash Orton? I would like to know. He is in the top 3 of things that make Smackdown even remotely entertaining (Along with Angle and JBL). I am sick of this senseless Orton bashing. Get your heads straight.
Kane Knight
05-25-2006, 09:23 PM
Most of you are jackasses and are simply in denial about Orton being one of the best performers on the roster.
Actually, I don't think the issue is his talent or charisma. I think you are trying to make it about his in-ring issues as opposed to everything else.
Shadow
05-25-2006, 10:04 PM
Most of you are jackasses and are simply in denial about Orton being one of the best performers on the roster. Why is this? When did it become the 'in' thing to bash Orton? I would like to know. He is in the top 3 of things that make Smackdown even remotely entertaining (Along with Angle and JBL). I am sick of this senseless Orton bashing. Get your heads straight.
Professionally...he's great. Personally,....he's an utter and compleat jackass. Thus why we bash him.
The Naitch
05-25-2006, 10:06 PM
Orton is the goods. Only as a heel. Good to have him back
loopydate
05-25-2006, 10:10 PM
Professionally...he's great. Personally,....he's an utter and compleat jackass. Thus why we bash him.
Exactly. Like JBL. No question, he's entertaining. But he's also a dick.
Schoenauer
05-26-2006, 02:45 AM
That's why these people love him. He's a dick, and people like dicks. And that didn't sound right either.
Dorkchop
05-26-2006, 08:44 AM
REST HOLD CITY!
RVDmark
05-26-2006, 08:47 AM
Yeah Orton's an ass but it will improve the product to have him back.
Kane Knight
05-26-2006, 08:47 AM
That's why these people love him. He's a dick, and people like dicks. And that didn't sound right either.
That's why he's so popular in the showers. :shifty:
I trust the Torch as much as I trust a pushbike to fly me to Burkina Faso. Although Meltz has already reported Orton's return date.
Team Sheep
05-26-2006, 09:02 AM
Smackdown definetely needs all the main event talent they can get at the moment, it's pretty damn weak right now. But all credit to them, I think they've handled this difficult time pretty well, as I've really been getting into Smackdown lately. Raw seems to have too many segments for my liking, it's good to have an alternative on Fridays where there's a lot of wrestling.
So yeah, Orton's definetely a positive factor for the brand...on camera anyway. ;)
Kane Knight
05-26-2006, 09:08 AM
They need to bring back Boogeyman.
Team Sheep
05-26-2006, 09:18 AM
No way man he is so gross he makes me wanna turn my tv off and be sick everyhere when i see him eeewwwwwww.
Kane Knight
05-26-2006, 09:23 AM
Boogeyman= Ratings. You notice Smackdown's been down in the ratings since he left?
CONVERSELY, the Spirit Squad is saving Raw.
Team Sheep
05-26-2006, 09:27 AM
I know I was kidding. Boogeyman defintely catches the eye of the casual fans, and kids especially. I bet kids are probably Smackdown's biggest audence now, seeing as it's on Fridays.
On a rather annoying point, Smackdown is on at 11pm for me tonight. :rant:
Kane Knight
05-26-2006, 09:56 AM
I know I was kidding. Boogeyman defintely catches the eye of the casual fans, and kids especially. I bet kids are probably Smackdown's biggest audence now, seeing as it's on Fridays.
On a rather annoying point, Smackdown is on at 11pm for me tonight. :rant:
On a rather annoying point, Mark Henry's gonna be on my screen tonight.
Volare
05-26-2006, 01:09 PM
gonna have to wipe the grease and sweat off of the screen when he comes on.
D Mac
05-26-2006, 01:33 PM
:cool:
The MAC
05-26-2006, 03:43 PM
well raw had god show up..why doesnt smackdown bring satan down..or at the very least they should be able to afford judas?
UmbrellaCorporation
05-26-2006, 03:44 PM
Judas wanted creative control clause, but it wasn't happening.
darkpower
05-26-2006, 04:27 PM
On a rather annoying point, Mark Henry's gonna be on my screen tonight.
On a rather MORE annoying point, Mark Henry is going to be on my screen with possession of the World Title belt in some form. (<-- spoilers for SD tonight)
Kane Knight
05-26-2006, 04:53 PM
Judas wanted creative control clause, but it wasn't happening.
It's not so much that, as when he told Vince he could be trusted...Sitting at the table with Vince, Taker, Hunter, Holly, JBL, and those other 7 guys...
Mr. Nerfect
05-26-2006, 11:24 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Randy Orton would be a great fit for ECW? Let's have a look at RAW and SmackDown! currently:
RAW Faces
1. Triple H
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Kane
4. Big Show
RAW Heels
1. Edge
2. Mick Foley
3. JBL
SmackDown! Faces
1. Batista
2. Kurt Angle
3. The Undertaker
SmackDown! Heels
1. Booker T
2. The Great Khali
3. Ken Kennedy
4. Mark Henry
5. Randy Orton
If Heel Randy Orton back to SmackDown! means the WWE drops Henry and/or Khali, I'm all for it, but I have a feeling it is al just going to get cluttered. Face Ken Kennedy vs. Heel Randy Orton? That could get interesting.
woot rko 4 life word homie shit n a bag 4 lyfe!!!
lol
Mister Sinister
05-27-2006, 02:13 AM
That's why these people love him. He's a dick, and people like dicks. And that didn't sound right either.
No He's an Asshole because he likes to shit all over everything...Dicks like fucking without thinking it thru, and fuck when it's not the right time, and then you have your pussies, aka the divas, who like to do with everything there own little ways...
And if you don't allow a dick (JBL) to fuck that Asshole (Randy) then we're going to get our dick, and our pussies (purses) all covered in shit!
St. Jimmy
05-27-2006, 07:30 AM
No He's an Asshole because he likes to shit all over everything...Dicks like fucking without thinking it thru, and fuck when it's not the right time, and then you have your pussies, aka the divas, who like to do with everything there own little ways...
And if you don't allow a dick (JBL) to fuck that Asshole (Randy) then we're going to get our dick, and our pussies (purses) all covered in shit!
o_ o Durkaderg? :wtf:
Volare
05-28-2006, 04:08 PM
No He's an Asshole because he likes to shit all over everything...Dicks like fucking without thinking it thru, and fuck when it's not the right time, and then you have your pussies, aka the divas, who like to do with everything there own little ways...
And if you don't allow a dick (JBL) to fuck that Asshole (Randy) then we're going to get our dick, and our pussies (purses) all covered in shit!
yeah, what he said
Hardkore Kidd J
05-28-2006, 06:14 PM
I haven't watched Smackdown in weeks I didn't know he even left. But I like Randy Orton he's a great entertainer and it's great too have him back.
Aussie Skier
05-29-2006, 04:04 AM
Orton is awesome!
Probably my favourite wrestler in the WWE.
He may be a dick, but he is the goods!
Rammsteinmad
05-29-2006, 06:59 AM
I agree with Alienoid... Orton should be in ECW. He's definately more than capable at putting on a decent hardcore match.
James Steele
05-29-2006, 08:06 AM
Am I the only person who thinks Orton is shit in the ring and out of the ring.
TerranRich
05-29-2006, 02:33 PM
News: Orton is being suspended. It's the last straw according to WWE.
TPWW: He probably shat in a bag and called a woman a cunt. BURN HIM!!!!
(Two months later.)
News: Orton's returning because there's a shortage of good talent.
TPWW: YAAAYYY!!! Our savior!!!
LOL
crash99
05-29-2006, 06:41 PM
Yeah, it seems a lot if people change their tune pretty easily, myself included as well. Their's still no denying he's a dick in the dressing room, but people like that always seem to catch breaks, as Smackdown is down on talent, and they need him back as much as he needs the WWE. If it wasn't for the recent injuries and further depletion of the roster though, his suspension might still be going on, and might not be missed as much.
Kane Knight
05-30-2006, 11:24 AM
Blah blah blah, people are so fickle, waaaaaa!
how dare people "change their opinions?" :lol:
TerranRich
05-30-2006, 11:31 AM
I see the fickleness now. I see...the light! TAKE ME JESUS!
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