Snakes on a Plane [Archive]

PapaGeorgio

05-27-2006, 10:37 PM

Im so ready for it. When the trailer came on for X3 I went nuts, as well as 25-50% of the audience. I had a feeling it was a trailer for SoaP, and once I heard the snakes rattling man I went crazy. I really hope place out here has midnight showing of SoaP when it first comes out, cause those audiences are made up mainly of "hardcore/true(not sure what work im looking for)" fans who will applaud at parts and yell shit when time comes. And that is how that movie should be done, like Rocky Horror Picture Show to an extent. Or atleast that is how I imagine it will be.

Johnny Vegas

05-27-2006, 11:48 PM

rofl i had no idea it was a real movie

Kane Knight

05-28-2006, 10:02 PM

It's gonna suck.

Blitz

05-28-2006, 11:12 PM

http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/snakes_on_a_plane.jpg

RoXer

05-29-2006, 12:03 AM

Its gunna be BRILLIANT

Dave Youell

05-30-2006, 06:18 AM

This is going to be the most important film ever made

NeanderCarl

06-05-2006, 02:49 PM

So what is it?

McLegend

06-05-2006, 07:29 PM

It's Snakes on a plane

KillerWolf

06-06-2006, 09:44 AM

1. i cannot believe that they would still even think to make a movie like this.

2. i cant believe that this movie will go to theaters before it hits video six weeks later.

Kane Knight

06-06-2006, 03:18 PM

Naw. This shit'll run longer'n Star Wars.

G-wrath

06-06-2006, 07:44 PM

Snakes on a Plane: Episode III...Venom in the lavatory!

road doggy dogg

06-08-2006, 09:25 PM

http://www.damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=112

Mine. Muahaha.

This movie will melt faces.

BigDaddyCool

08-02-2006, 02:18 AM

Has there ever been a movie that was a cult classic before it was officially released? Because Snakes on a Plane is.

FakeLaser

08-02-2006, 02:18 AM

Cobra Starship

FourFifty

08-02-2006, 04:19 AM

This movie is going to be the next cult classic, and I'm already a part of that cult!

Destor

08-02-2006, 11:37 AM

This looks like it will be the biggest peice of shit of all time. It'll make millions.

Downunder

08-03-2006, 10:26 AM

rofl i had no idea it was a real movie

road doggy dogg

08-03-2006, 12:21 PM

This looks like it will be the biggest peice of shit of all time. It'll make millions.

Wow you don't like FF -or- SoaP, just go fucking die already you stupid faggot

el fregadero

08-03-2006, 01:14 PM

It could be good, but I don't see it being as good as the book was.

Team Sheep

08-03-2006, 02:25 PM

A plane, full of passengers, with a load of venomous snakes unleashed? Brilliant. :D

LoDownM

08-03-2006, 02:54 PM

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/303638

Stickman

08-03-2006, 03:12 PM

My brother is pumped for this movie. I told him he's an idiot. It's a retarded concept.

Disturbed316

08-03-2006, 04:52 PM

ROFL

Loose Cannon

08-04-2006, 01:22 PM

chalk a few Oscars up for this baby.

ClockShot

08-04-2006, 05:29 PM

G-wrath

08-04-2006, 09:42 PM

My friend Boots got me amped for this movie since 2004. I'm going to go see it.

road doggy dogg

08-05-2006, 09:03 AM

Let's see. I'm supposed to let Mace John Windu-Shaft save me from venomous snakes on some mother fucking plane. He either better pull out a lightsaber, or risk his neck for his brother man.

I think I'll pass.

The fact that you only refer to Samuel L. Jackson as some Star Wars guy speaks volumes about why you don't deserve to watch this movie.

Linkbowler

08-07-2006, 09:16 PM

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com

Send your friends a phone call from Sam

Mr. Nerfect

08-10-2006, 06:42 AM

It's gonna suck awesomely.

Pinnacle Charisma

08-10-2006, 10:46 AM

I really dont get why this has developed such a cult following

Yeah ok I get its an original concept but the amount of hype its getting is crazy.

Fox

08-11-2006, 09:53 PM

just goes to show how little ideas are left in Hollywood.

I just can't wait for the sequel:

Cows on a Boat

"Get these mother fucking cows off this mother fucking boat!!!"

Shaggy

08-12-2006, 11:01 AM

just goes to show how little ideas are left in Hollywood.

I just can't wait for the sequel:

Cows on a Boat

"Get these mother fucking cows off this mother fucking boat!!!"

Tagline: "This November....Prepare....To...Be....MILKED

toxic rooster

08-12-2006, 11:27 AM

No way they actually called the movie that.

What a joke.

road doggy dogg

08-12-2006, 02:23 PM

SIX MORE DAYS

YOUR Hero

08-12-2006, 03:13 PM

It's the most talked about movie since Passion of the Jew

Champion of Europa

08-12-2006, 03:56 PM

I'm previewing it Thursday night. I already have the Teaser poster with the plane and the two snakes wrapped around it. And I get the transparency we put up to show which theater it is in. Movie theater slaving rules.

toxic rooster

08-12-2006, 10:49 PM

NO FUCKING WAY

Nathan Phillips is in this movie. God he's been in some crap films.

PapaGeorgio

08-18-2006, 01:17 AM

Just got back from seeing, really enjoyed it. Really campy film. I was worried it would be a let down, but it proved its stuff alright. Crowd added to it a lot, lot of shit yelled out during it. If you are expecting some deep storyline with subtle foreshadowing don't see this. But if you want to sit down, laugh your ass of with some fellow humans and just enjoy a movie without looking for some Schindlers List stuff go see this. Probably will see it again this weekend, first need to see Little Miss Sunshine though.

FourFifty

08-18-2006, 02:16 AM

I urge all of you to buy rubber snakes.
Find a cheap toystore, maybe your local supermaket, 99 cent store, whatever. Just get your hands on some rubber snakes! During a tense scene in the movie throw the snake in the air and make it land in someone's lap! It will be funny!

They'll be all like "Oh my gosh, there are snakes on this plane, and it's really scary." Then you'll throw the snake and it'll land on their head, at their feat in their jumbosized popcorn, and they'll be like "AHHHHHHH!!! THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY JUMBO SIZED POPCORN!!!! THE MOVIE IS COMING TO LIFE!!!!"
Trust me, do it.

el fregadero

08-18-2006, 03:20 AM

One step ahead of you, 450.

Y2C

08-18-2006, 04:58 AM

I'm guessing it's a porno, right?

Impact!

08-18-2006, 07:34 AM

Yeah its a gay porn as the snakes and the plane both represnt penis's.

Shaggy

08-18-2006, 09:52 AM

I went and checked it out at the early showing last night...I wasnt really disapointed it. I think that just like PapaGeorgio said. You should really see this movie with a crowd because they add alot to it. I believe that if you just sit through this by yourself then you might not care for it.

The movie definently surprised me with some scenes and the way the crowd reacted when Jackson gives his great line was just amazing...hell there were people that stood up and yelled the line along with him. It was perfect.

After seeing this R rated version im really hoping that when it gets released on DVD they decide to include the original PG-13 movie in with it because this movie had tons of stuff that would not make that cut....I want to see if the way they originally planned would of been better or just as good..

Y2C

08-18-2006, 08:53 PM

Yeah its a gay porn as the snakes and the plane both represnt penis's.
The plane would have to represent an arse or a mouth then.

Triple A

08-19-2006, 01:11 AM

This movie was awesome.

The crowd reactions definitely added a lot to it as the whole crowd was so into it. Samuel L Jackson's "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE" line got like the biggest reaction of all time. HUGE POP.

It was mad entertaining regardless just cause it was so ridiculous.

ct2k

08-19-2006, 08:40 AM

Yeah everyone was expecting a movie trying to be serious and its clearly a fair bit more tongue in cheek than we gave the makers credit for. Its got a massive rating on imdb right now 8.4 or something, that'll probably go down but still, looking forward to it:y:

The Greater Power

08-19-2006, 11:48 AM

I really liked this movie...it was just so ridiculous I had to love it.

You'll probably forget the 'plot' or point of the story once the snake war starts too.

Loose Cannon

08-19-2006, 11:54 AM

sleeper hit of '06

Skippord

08-19-2006, 12:17 PM

Awesome movie

Team Sheep

08-19-2006, 02:47 PM

Gonna go see it Wednesday.

Buzzkill

08-19-2006, 02:48 PM

Yeah just got back, fucking hilarious. Only good with a crowd though.

Shaggy

08-19-2006, 07:44 PM

Just saw it for the third time....love it...love it....love it....

I was watching an interview a few minutes ago who hinted about a sequel....he mentioned that him and the director were talking about stories of Rats taking down plans in real life by chewing through the wiring and stuff...

Jackson said it could be "Rats on a Plane"

and hinted that a tagline for the film or one hell of a line for him to say would be... "Where's a Snake when you need one?"

Buzzkill

08-20-2006, 12:42 AM

As much as I loved it, I really hope they don't do a sequel. This movie succeeded because of the novelty of it, and if done again it would inevitably be viewed as "trying to hard"

FakeLaser

08-20-2006, 01:17 AM

Yeah, I never heard such applause for a line in a movie.

I was really blazed when I saw it and thought it was incredible.

el fregadero

08-20-2006, 01:26 AM

I thoroughly enjoyed my experience watching the movie.

Petethegeekstreet

08-20-2006, 01:29 AM

What.

A.

Piece.

Of.

Shit.

The only thing I can do now is go watch Broke Back Mountain and my gay-o-meter should be full.

el fregadero

08-20-2006, 01:30 AM

Gay-o-meter, eh? I see.

What Would Kevin Do?

08-20-2006, 01:56 AM

It's okay. I gave him a negative rep, with the message of "Die."

If I could, I would make the message come true, without the rep.

Rep makes no sense.

But he should still die.

Awesome fucking movie.

I am drunk.

Destor

08-20-2006, 01:59 AM

I didn't like it. But I never gave it a chance so my opinion doesn't really matter.

What Would Kevin Do?

08-20-2006, 12:17 PM

Seriously, this movie.... Ridiculous.

But in a good way.

FakeLaser

08-20-2006, 02:13 PM

I am a huge fan of terrible movies so this hit the spot for me. It's like they took one of my beloved straight to video horror movies and gave them a huge budget to work with.

Skippord

08-20-2006, 06:40 PM

I :heart: Snakes On A Motherfucking Plane

road doggy dogg

08-20-2006, 10:53 PM

GREATEST FUCKING MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

Skippord

08-20-2006, 10:58 PM

Me and my cousin were the only ones who marked out for the line.

Skippord

08-20-2006, 10:58 PM

And the rest of my family hated it

road doggy dogg

08-20-2006, 11:03 PM

Well the rest of your family are stupid fucking niggers that should get AIDS and die.

el fregadero

08-20-2006, 11:37 PM

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Skippord

08-21-2006, 12:09 AM

Well the rest of your family are stupid fucking niggers that should get AIDS and die.

Oddly enough thats what I said to them.

Shaggy

08-21-2006, 01:01 AM

Hooray!!!!...Snakes beat Ricky Bobby.........barely...

Snakes won thanks to the early 10pm showing on Thursday....because of that the Snakes won....

FakeLaser

08-21-2006, 02:37 AM

Yo, fuck Rickey Bobby. Samuel L. Jackson will rip Will Ferrell's fucking limbs off.

FourFifty

08-21-2006, 11:41 AM

Greatest movie about snakes on an airplane EVER!

And now, the conversation I had in the restroom.

Other Dude: So did you enjoy the movie?
Me: Yea! Dude, it had snakes, a plane, and Samuel L Jackson! What's there not to love.
Other Dude: Yeah, Talledega Nights was awesome because it had all of that.

Or it was something like that. Everyone else just looked at us. Seriously plan on seeing Snakes On A Plane 584305 times.

UmbrellaCorporation

08-21-2006, 05:12 PM

SNAKES ON A PLANE = GREATEST MOVIE EVAR.

Seriously, despite the fact that this movie was coined to be so bad that it'd be good, it actually entertained on the movie itself, not just the premise. WELL worth the price of admission, and the crowd reactions were FANTASTIC.

packt up

08-21-2006, 09:16 PM

I loved it. Ridiculous but in a brilliantly stupid way.

Favourite moment -

The lights of the plane go out when everyone is upstairs in the first class lounge.

*murmurings from the passengers*
*continued murmurings*
then you just hear one of them go "SNAKES!!!!"

LOL BRILLIANT

The Miz

08-21-2006, 09:28 PM

FUCKIN' SNAKE, GET OFF MY DICK

SHIT MAN TURN THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BITCH LEFT

The Miz

08-21-2006, 09:28 PM

ROFLLLLLLLLLL

road doggy dogg

08-22-2006, 03:40 AM

Lara Emily

08-22-2006, 04:09 AM

FourFifty

08-22-2006, 04:33 AM

So the toned down PG-13 version would be better than the R version? :wtf:

No :nono:

Lara Emily

08-22-2006, 06:09 AM

No :nono:

Exactly.

Shaggy

08-22-2006, 01:53 PM

So the toned down PG-13 version would be better than the R version? :wtf:

Well no..im not saying it would of been better...I just curious to see what they originally planned this movie to be like. If it would of been any good at all. Because im sure they didnt just add scenes...im sure some were deleted to make room for the heavy R stuff....

Its just something I would like to know...The R will always be the best because well...with out Samuel L Jackson saying his line this movie would be crap...

Blitz

08-22-2006, 10:14 PM

Yeah, it was a lot of fun. SLJ continues to be the Fucking Man. Kenan Thompson was hilarious. Some nice gore as well.

And I agree with the bit about the random passenger yelling "SNAKES". Tremendous.

Also, I bet this will become like the most rented DVD of all time.

el fregadero

08-22-2006, 10:45 PM

Yeah, Kenan was real good in it I thought. Was pretty comical when his brother had the high score in the game. That made me LOL.

Skippord

08-23-2006, 12:23 AM

"FUCK RANDY"

Lara Emily

08-23-2006, 02:25 AM

Well no..im not saying it would of been better...I just curious to see what they originally planned this movie to be like. If it would of been any good at all. Because im sure they didnt just add scenes...im sure some were deleted to make room for the heavy R stuff....

Its just something I would like to know...The R will always be the best because well...with out Samuel L Jackson saying his line this movie would be crap...

They probably didn't delete too much.

UmbrellaCorporation

08-24-2006, 09:19 PM

http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html

Two live diamondback rattlesnakes were released in an Arizona movie theater during a showing of the new film "Snakes on a Plane," according to Local 6 News.

Authorities said pranksters released the young venomous rattlesnakes in a dark theater at the AMC Desert Ridge near Tatum and Loop 101 in Phoenix.

The two snakes caused a panic in the dark theater, according to the report.

"That to me is very scary," herpetological association representative Tom Whiting said. "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me."

Wranglers were called to collect the snakes, the report said.

No one was injured in the incident and, so far, the culprits have not been caught.

Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theater in backpacks.

"This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes."

The snakes were released into the desert.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

ROFL. Sure, it was a dumbass move, but I'm even surprised that people would go to this length.

RoXer

08-24-2006, 11:44 PM

HOLY SHIT I sometimes go to that one

DaveWadding

08-24-2006, 11:50 PM

Never been to that one.

Fox

08-25-2006, 10:12 PM

"GET THIS SNAKE OFF MY DICK!!!"

Blitz

08-26-2006, 02:30 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That is a line from the movie.

Blitz

08-26-2006, 02:30 AM

Pretty funny stuff.

Champion of Europa

08-26-2006, 10:46 PM

I've seen it three times. It is brutally awesome.

RoXer

08-27-2006, 12:37 AM

Gunna try and see it tomorrow.

Better Than You

08-27-2006, 12:58 AM

This movie was right awful, but I'm not surprised I didn't like it, I am Better Than You all.

Skippord

08-27-2006, 02:38 AM

This will end badly for you

Destor

08-27-2006, 03:08 AM

Ya know this is the first movie to have fan boys before the movie came out. Crazy.

road doggy dogg

08-27-2006, 04:53 AM

That's because it's so utterly immense.

yianni

08-27-2006, 09:32 AM

I want to see this fucken movie now.

Dave Youell

08-30-2006, 07:58 AM

The bit that made me LOL was the 'I could of taken early retirement' line

I mean, if they wanted to be any more blantant about the B movie status of this film.

Easily the best film i've seen in ages

Team Sheep

08-30-2006, 05:33 PM

Ended up watching it in Leicester Square on Sunday after. Lol it was awesome, so entertaining. The funniest bit has to be when the English guy throws the dog at the Anaconda. :rofl: The whole theatre was laughing from start to finish.

Skippord

09-01-2006, 01:27 AM

I like it so much I even like that Cobra Starship song from the credits

Impact!

09-02-2006, 08:28 AM

Supposably if they made a sequel (joke off another site btw) it would be either Sloths on a train or Hawks on a crane.

What Would Kevin Do?

09-02-2006, 01:31 PM

For the sequel, they should have Eddie Kim travel back in time and release termites on the slave ship that the cops ancestor's were brought over on :)

toxic rooster

09-05-2006, 10:42 PM

Nathan Phillips doing an American accent made me cringe. God, he's been in some crap.

This film, however, was above average.

Impeccable

09-06-2006, 03:34 AM

I went in with REAL low expectations and was very pleasantly surprised...AWESOME FILM!

road doggy dogg

09-06-2006, 10:25 AM

Nathan Phillips doing an American accent made me cringe. God, he's been in some crap.

This film, however, was above average.

I think this was the most terrible reply I've ever seen by you. And I've seen a lot.

toxic rooster

09-06-2006, 10:36 AM

I speak the truth. I refer you to such films as Takeaway, Australian Rules and You and Your Stupid Mate. Of course, you don't have these in your country, which is probably a good thing.

His accent was awful, too :(

road doggy dogg

09-06-2006, 11:55 PM

I don't care about shitty actors. SoaP was fuckign immense.

packt up

09-07-2006, 10:22 AM

Yeah I saw it again :cool:

English audiences are too reserved though. No cheering or anything. Plus I was the only person to laugh at the random shouts of "snakes!". SOME PEOPLE.

UmbrellaCorporation

01-02-2007, 01:45 PM

yep, had this preordered at the entertainment store I work at (Hastings) and got out there first thing in the morning to get this.

This movie is epic. Anyone who disagrees is wrong and has AIDS.

Stickman

01-03-2007, 03:19 PM

Watched this last night. It wasn't bad but it was such a cliched generic movie, except that it had Snakes on a plane. I ended up laughing at almost everything because of how bad it was.

Stickman

01-03-2007, 03:19 PM

BTW, I loved that blonde girl who had sex in the bathroom. I'd tug one to her.

Destor

01-03-2007, 03:25 PM

Pretty shity movie. RDD has the worst taste btw.

Boondock Saint

01-03-2007, 04:49 PM

Just watched this. Not as bad as I was expecting. It was a shit, but I've seen much worse. This was at least enjoyable shit.

Champion of Europa

01-03-2007, 05:45 PM

Gonna buy this with my next paycheck.

yianni

01-05-2007, 02:47 AM

I want to see this fucken movie now.

Ok, I said that on the 28th of August but I'm a lazy cunt and I still haven't seen the movie. Should I still see it?

Jura

01-05-2007, 02:56 AM

Yeah you should. I just saw it several minutes ago.

It's a motherfucking movie about motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!!

Dane

01-05-2007, 05:47 AM

There was four people in the cinema when we saw it...
Despite that, it was a wonderful film.

Indifferent Clox

01-08-2007, 07:38 PM

so is this good as in: it's supposed to be bad so it's good, or this is supposed to be good, but it isn't so it's good or; it's supposed to be good and is?

Champion of Europa

01-08-2007, 11:09 PM

I bought it and I still love it. When I watch it I can taste colors.

The Greater Power

01-09-2007, 02:47 AM

so is this good as in: it's supposed to be bad so it's good, or this is supposed to be good, but it isn't so it's good or; it's supposed to be good and is?

Not really sure, but the concept/plot of the movie is so ridiculous that it would probably fall under the "it so ridiculous its awesome".