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Kane Knight
05-28-2006, 10:13 PM
One half of Raw was lower rated than the Fairly Oddparents 2 weeks ago.

My suspicion is that this means WWE will do what they did with Spongebob, and hire a writer from their ranks.

So speculate on the hilarity which will ensue, and remember--At least they're not losing to Desperate Housewives...
Xero
05-28-2006, 10:33 PM
Vince: I wish the ratings would go up!

*Vince closes his eyes, waits a minute and opens them again*

Vince: ... DAMMIT!
UmbrellaCorporation
05-28-2006, 10:45 PM
The only logical choice is for McMahon to hire Norm to play an actual genie.


Talking about money in the bank.
Kane Knight
05-28-2006, 10:49 PM
Norm?
Blitz
05-28-2006, 10:57 PM
The only logical choice is for McMahon to hire Norm to play an actual genie.


Talking about money in the bank.
No, no, no. You have to think like a McMahon.

Thus, the only logical solution is to put every member of the McMahon family all over TV. That'll fix those ratings.
Kane Knight
05-28-2006, 11:01 PM
No, no, no. You have to think like a McMahon.

Thus, the only logical solution is to put every member of the McMahon family all over TV. That'll fix those ratings.

Naw. Pirates of the Carribean lead to Burchill.

Spongebob lead to Snitsky.

The Sopranos lead to Vito.

Brokeback Mountain lead to Cena appearing on a country show.

Clearly, pop culture is the answer.
Innovator
05-28-2006, 11:21 PM
so trish is gonna come back as the phoenix?
UmbrellaCorporation
05-28-2006, 11:28 PM
Norm?

Norm MacDonald voiced Norm the Genie for Fairly Oddparents (yes, I watch it all the time. :'( ). He's even funny to me in that aspect. :heart: Norm.
Blitz
05-28-2006, 11:30 PM
Yes, Norm MacDonald is godly.
Skippord
05-29-2006, 12:34 AM
so trish is gonna come back as the phoenix?
That'd be hot
Innovator
05-29-2006, 12:47 AM
If it leads to the destruction of Vince..I'm all for it
KingofOldSchool
05-29-2006, 09:14 AM
If it leads to the destruction of Vince..I'm all for it

Or Cena
Kane Knight
05-29-2006, 11:40 AM
Norm MacDonald voiced Norm the Genie for Fairly Oddparents (yes, I watch it all the time. :'( ). He's even funny to me in that aspect. :heart: Norm.

Norm McDonald is on that show? I don't think I've ever seen him (Yes, I've watched it occasionally myself. Fucking twisted programming).
Xero
05-29-2006, 11:46 AM
He's the genie.


Yeah, I've seen about ten episodes or so...
Doc Brown
05-29-2006, 02:34 PM
Using mcmahon logic, much like was said earlier in this thread. McMahons = Ratings.

Unfortunately, since we have no say whatsoever in the final outcome of the product, at least we hold the right to bitch about it. :)