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KingofOldSchool
05-29-2006, 09:39 PM
I saw Dorkchop mention this, but the masked Kane has got to be The Undertaker. Why? Here are some reasons...
1. The arm that supposed to be exposed, is covered. Why? Well Taker has all of those tattoos and if it was exposed people would know right away.
2. The neck was covered = hiding the "Sara" tattoo on Takers neck.
3. The masked Kane did the Taker "head turn at the entrance ramp thing."
4. Who else would fit the role to be just about the same build and height as Kane?
5. The voice overs sound alot like Taker.
Volchok
05-29-2006, 09:41 PM
The guy was to small to be The Undertaker.
Innovator
05-29-2006, 09:45 PM
taker is more jacked than that
McLegend
05-29-2006, 09:48 PM
The voice over did sound a hell of a lot like the Undertaker though.
Kane Knight
05-29-2006, 10:00 PM
Taker knows how to do a chokeslam.
Taker is in better shape than that.
Kane's voice was the one over the mic.
There are other big men who could do it. Hell, remember when Kane was Fake Deisel? It's because he was in the same ballpark.
Face it, this is Paul Bearer's other lovechild, Kane's half-twin brother.
Dorkchop
05-29-2006, 10:26 PM
Taker knows how to do a chokeslam.
Taker is in better shape than that.
That's exactly why I know it's not Taker. I think it should be though. And have it revealed in a few weeks that it is actually undertaker. WWE always does a great job with the Kane vs Taker feud.
What the hell was up with that wig? Did masked Kane come from 1988?
Taker knows how to do a chokeslam.
Taker is in better shape than that.
Kane's voice was the one over the mic.
There are other big men who could do it. Hell, remember when Kane was Fake Deisel? It's because he was in the same ballpark.
Face it, this is Paul Bearer's other lovechild, Kane's half-twin brother.
*Paul comes out with masked Kane while unmasked Kane is in the ring*
Paul: OOHHH YES! KANE! THIS IS YOUR OTHER HALF BROTHER KANE! OHHH YES! YOU THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, BUT HE ISN'T KANE! KAAANNNEEE! YOUR BROTHER, UBANE, IS HERE!
Taker (backstage): Vince, I still think you should have come up with a more creative name...
I watched it a few times and it seemed like the current, unmasked Kane, just before the chokeslam, was saying "No Kane, dammit", which leads me to believe that they're going to put this Kane back under the mask.
aaaaa
05-29-2006, 11:59 PM
My first two thoughts of who was playing the 'Old School Kane' tonight was either Goldust or Snitsky. But, it may have been just some big indy dude from Tacoma. Now, that's not to say that it's gonna be this guy who's revealed as the "Fake Kane" when WWE decides to show us who is really under the mask. This angle is getting interesting now. I'm wondering if we will see him evolve through Kane's different looks over the years in the next few weeks going into Vengeance?
Lock Jaw
05-30-2006, 12:08 AM
The Fake Kane is Diesel.
McLegend
05-30-2006, 12:08 AM
I was thinking Test was under the mask. Ok so Innovator was but whatever.
NeanderCarl
05-30-2006, 12:11 AM
Having watched it again on WWE.com, I'm half-convinced it's Test.
Kane Knight
05-30-2006, 12:11 AM
That's exactly why I know it's not Taker. I think it should be though. And have it revealed in a few weeks that it is actually undertaker. WWE always does a great job with the Kane vs Taker feud.
What the hell was up with that wig? Did masked Kane come from 1988?
The entire outfit seemed wrong. The mask seemed wrong, the design seemed off, and so on...So the wig really fit, in that it didn't look like Kane.
But at least it wasn't a mullet.
NeanderCarl
05-30-2006, 12:12 AM
I like the twin brother idea though. Maybe they'll call him Able.
NeanderCarl
05-30-2006, 12:14 AM
The entire outfit seemed wrong. The mask seemed wrong, the design seemed off, and so on...So the wig really fit, in that it didn't look like Kane.
But at least it wasn't a mullet.
He looked like one of those bad imposters you get at shitty indy shows. (Especially in the UK)
aaaaa
05-30-2006, 12:29 AM
The way he looked, his catchphrase should be "Trick-or-Treat."
Kane Knight
05-30-2006, 12:41 AM
He looked like one of those bad imposters you get at shitty indy shows. (Especially in the UK)
Funny you should mention that. When I saw him, I thought "how cool would it be if fans started heckling him with 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOH ABYSS!'?"
OverTaker
05-30-2006, 12:48 AM
The entire outfit seemed wrong. The mask seemed wrong, the design seemed off, and so on...So the wig really fit, in that it didn't look like Kane.
But at least it wasn't a mullet.
Yeah, they could've fucked it up a lot worse than it already was.
Skippord
05-30-2006, 02:56 AM
Either way this is the most confusing storyline I've seen in forever
CharismaInjection
05-30-2006, 03:07 AM
Maybe this storyline will end with the masked Kane (supposedly the real Kane) destroying unmasked Kane (Glen Jacobs) and taking his place.
Except once Unmasked Kane is out of the picture, Glen Jacobs can take over the role of masked Kane once more.
Ben Rodrigues
05-30-2006, 03:37 AM
Maybe this storyline will end with the masked Kane (supposedly the real Kane) destroying unmasked Kane (Glen Jacobs) and taking his place.
Except once Unmasked Kane is out of the picture, Glen Jacobs can take over the role of masked Kane once more.
So after reading that... Is Kane going to have to wear that retarted wig?
SammyG
05-30-2006, 04:01 AM
The identity of the masked Kane character that appeared on Raw last night is none other than Freakin' Deacon aka Deacon Deville aka Dorian Deville. His real name is Drew Hankinson.
Freakin' Deacon signed a WWE developmental deal in April 2005. He has been wrestling in Deep South Wrestling since September. WWE were thinking about calling him up late last year to feud with Kane, however, it was nixed.
Freakin' Deacon is 6'7" and 330 pounds.
source: Wrestling Observer
Kane always wore a wig, I think. I saw photos of him back in 2000 out of character: his hair was about as short as Test's short hair.
BTW, keeping in mind that I've yet to see Raw or even just that segment with the masked Kane, but how could the fake one be Test? Test is at least 4 inches smaller than Kane and obviously no where near as muscular.
I'm wondering if we will see him evolve through Kane's different looks over the years in the next few weeks going into Vengeance?
I'd rather not - I'll take NeanderCarl and Xero Limit 126's ideas and run.
Classic masked Kane = greatness.
K, disregard the beginning of my post, but the Deacon guy isn't tall enough unless he wears huge lifts (and from my interpretation of this thread, the guy isn't in shaep).
Extreme Angle
05-30-2006, 05:17 AM
i didn't see it coming...
when i heard the old music of kane i thought it would just turn off then shelton would roll kane up...
marked out when i saw kane thou, but wasn't happy about the wig :(
Dave Youell
05-30-2006, 05:22 AM
Well IF it was Test it would explain the covering up of the tats as he's got one on his arm
The identity of the masked Kane character that appeared on Raw last night is none other than Freakin' Deacon aka Deacon Deville aka Dorian Deville. His real name is Drew Hankinson.
Freakin' Deacon signed a WWE developmental deal in April 2005. He has been wrestling in Deep South Wrestling since September. WWE were thinking about calling him up late last year to feud with Kane, however, it was nixed.
Freakin' Deacon is 6'7" and 330 pounds.
source: Wrestling Observer
Meltzer didn't say the last two paragraphs.
And he isn't 6'7" and 330lbs.
5. The voice overs sound alot like Taker.
They sound even more like Glen Jabobs.
Lord-Of-Darkness
05-30-2006, 06:03 AM
Does anyone know where I can see pictures or videos of the fake Kane from last night? WWE has only got three pictures of Kane from last night, and their both during the match.
PorkSoda
05-30-2006, 07:32 AM
I can just imagine the conversation Kane and Kane were having at that moment.
Fake Kane: (Enters the ring) See this Crimson red shit I'm wearing?
Kane: Who the fuck are you you red looking....big tall.....mustard looking....
Fake Kane: Ah, I aint that bitch, I'm ketchup motha fucka, Mustard?
Chokeslam on Kane.
Fake Kane: I chokeslam yo ass! Bow down to a true pimp biatch!
Kane: That hurt!
Fake Kane: I don't give a damn. I'm made out of laffy taffy.
TerranRich
05-30-2006, 09:44 AM
Kane always wore a wig, I think. I saw photos of him back in 2000 out of character: his hair was about as short as Test's short hair.
A lot of people claim that Kane always wore a wig. Then they forget all about the couple of times he was nearly "accidentally" unmasked (once in a match by Taker), and unmasked off-screen by Brisco & Patterson. Both times he retained his long hair.
Dorkchop
05-30-2006, 09:59 AM
A lot of people claim that Kane always wore a wig. Then they forget all about the couple of times he was nearly "accidentally" unmasked (once in a match by Taker), and unmasked off-screen by Brisco & Patterson. Both times he retained his long hair.
Not to mention how his hair gradually grew longer during his first few months in the WWF.
Lord-Of-Darkness
05-30-2006, 10:06 AM
Not to mention how his hair gradually grew longer during his first few months in the WWF.
You mean wigs don't do that? :shifty:
Drakul
05-30-2006, 10:07 AM
Does anyone know where I can see pictures or videos of the fake Kane from last night? WWE has only got three pictures of Kane from last night, and their both during the match.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CU9ktupOXEI&search
Kane Knight
05-30-2006, 10:20 AM
They sound even more like Glen Jabobs.
Word.
I don't know what's so hard to understand about this. It is KANE'S voice being piped through the speakers. Glen Jabobs himself. :shifty:
TerranRich
05-30-2006, 10:22 AM
I marked out when I heard the old-school "Into the Fire" theme...then I LMAO'ed when I saw Faux-Kane coming down and his awkward puppy-like crooked-head look, exaggerated compared to Kane's real head-cock pose.
Ew...that sounded gross. Head-cock.
OverTaker
05-30-2006, 12:53 PM
lol
Blitz
05-30-2006, 12:56 PM
I can just imagine the conversation Kane and Kane were having at that moment.
Fake Kane: (Enters the ring) See this Crimson red shit I'm wearing?
Kane: Who the fuck are you you red looking....big tall.....mustard looking....
Fake Kane: Ah, I aint that bitch, I'm ketchup motha fucka, Mustard?
Chokeslam on Kane.
Fake Kane: I chokeslam yo ass! Bow down to a true pimp biatch!
Kane: That hurt!
Fake Kane: I don't give a damn. I'm made out of laffy taffy.
Rep for you, my friend.
Word.
I don't know what's so hard to understand about this. It is KANE'S voice being piped through the speakers. Glen Jabobs himself. :shifty:
Taker and Kane have very similar voices, though. I mean, I KNOW it's Kane's voice, but that could pass as Taker's voice. The only real difference in the "mind voices" and Taker's is that Taker's voice is a bit deeper than Kane's.
Team Sheep
05-30-2006, 01:06 PM
When he walked out onto the stage I thought he was tiny, then when they were toe to toe in the ring, I was surprised to see that they were pretty much the same height. Not much beef on him though.
Was I the only one to notice that he walked and moved a bit stiff, like they stuffed his suit with something to buff him up?
Crippla
05-30-2006, 01:13 PM
A lot of people claim that Kane always wore a wig. Then they forget all about the couple of times he was nearly "accidentally" unmasked (once in a match by Taker), and unmasked off-screen by Brisco & Patterson. Both times he retained his long hair.
Dont forget about the time he was unmasked by Evolution.
A lot of people claim that Kane always wore a wig. Then they forget all about the couple of times he was nearly "accidentally" unmasked (once in a match by Taker), and unmasked off-screen by Brisco & Patterson. Both times he retained his long hair.
That can be written off by saying that it was a two part mask, and when he took the mask off he took both off at the same time.
It's not that far-fetched and is believable.
Corkscrewed
05-30-2006, 01:34 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CU9ktupOXEI&search
ROFLMAO.
That wig looks like one of those luchador masks with the animalistic frizzed out hair poofing everywhere. :lol:
I think they used psychosis' wig and a plastic Kane mask.
Vince: Glenn, did you bring the mask and wig?
Kane: No, I couldn't find it.
Vince: Well, SHIT! Wait, I think I see a kid about three rows back wearing a Kane mask, someone go get it! And, uhhhh.... PSYCHOSIS!
Psychosis: Yeah?
Vince: I need your wig!
Psycho: But it's attached to the mask!
Vince: Who gives a shit? Ever hear of scissors?
Psycho: :(
Watching it again, and LOL, I'd love it if they did this every ten years or so.
Every ten years, a new Kane emerges, destroys the old one, and is the next Kane. It could be a never ending loop of Kanes!
PullMyFinger
05-30-2006, 02:21 PM
Watching it again, and LOL, I'd love it if they did this every ten years or so.
Every ten years, a new Kane emerges, destroys the old one, and is the next Kane. It could be a never ending loop of Kanes!
LOL LOL
When I heard the Pyro, I was thinking Benjamin was gonna get the roll up, but then proceeded to lmao when I saw the Faux Kane.
All we need now is Sonny Siaki to play the Rock!
Have the Rock's theme music come on, and have Siaki walk out and say "Do you smell the Siaki is cookin'?
Kane Knight
05-30-2006, 02:30 PM
Taker and Kane have very similar voices, though. I mean, I KNOW it's Kane's voice, but that could pass as Taker's voice. The only real difference in the "mind voices" and Taker's is that Taker's voice is a bit deeper than Kane's.
I don't see the two as similar.
They have radically different qualities to them.
Kane Knight
05-30-2006, 02:32 PM
That can be written off by saying that it was a two part mask, and when he took the mask off he took both off at the same time.
It's not that far-fetched and is believable.
And what he did when he unmasked himself.
Drakul
05-30-2006, 04:17 PM
Every ten years, a new Kane emerges, destroys the old one, and is the next Kane. It could be a never ending loop of Kanes!
I always thought they would do that with Undertaker. Every 10 or so years he is "Reincarnated" or posses someone that looks simliar to him.
BTW for some reason the kane video is an 18+ now :wtf:
Just John
05-30-2006, 04:56 PM
I didnt see it, so I'm not to judge on who it was, but it sounded pretty interesting, any hope of Kane getting the mask back?
Lock Jaw
05-30-2006, 07:15 PM
I always thought they would do that with Undertaker. Every 10 or so years he is "Reincarnated" or posses someone that looks simliar to him.
BTW for some reason the kane video is an 18+ now :wtf:
It contains too many head-cocks.
Dorkchop
05-30-2006, 07:17 PM
Was I the only one to notice that he walked and moved a bit stiff, like they stuffed his suit with something to buff him up?
Maybe he was nervous and trying too hard to walk and move like Kane.
Pegasus Crawford
05-30-2006, 07:37 PM
Didn't they learn how dead silent the crowd was during the Undertaker vs. Undertaker match? What makes them think Kane vs. Kane would fare any better?
Wait... it was back in 1994. Of course they'd forget.
I will totally mark out if they bring someone out playing Isaac Yankem.
Kane: NO! DON'T! DON'T CLOSE THE GAP! NOOOOOOOOO!
Maybe he was nervous and trying too hard to walk and move like Kane.
His walking wasn't that bad. Because I'm such a Kane mark I've seen his entrance thousands of times back when he was feuding with Undertaker in 1998 - his head movements, glove pulling, the way he did the flame pyro thing, the way he grapped the ropes, then pulled himself over them, etc., it was all PERFECT.
But like I said in the Kane vs. Kane video thread, the guy isn't too muscular.:(
NeanderCarl
05-30-2006, 08:07 PM
Does anyone know where I can see pictures or videos of the fake Kane from last night? WWE has only got three pictures of Kane from last night, and their both during the match.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/tvshows/raw/200605/2825026/r052906kane?section=%2F
D Mac
05-31-2006, 12:53 AM
This guy had a beer belly.
You know what the worst thing about this is? The people who said that there were two Kanes now have something to base it off of.
And no, Taker didn't count.
TerranRich
05-31-2006, 09:57 AM
Tard: SEE! I TOLD you there was more den one Kanes!!1 And Bret Hart IS coming back to wressle!11
Kane Knight
05-31-2006, 10:14 AM
You know what the worst thing about this is? The people who said that there were two Kanes now have something to base it off of.
And no, Taker didn't count.
Like they ever needed that?
Like they ever needed that?
They'll technically be correct, though.
Kane Knight
05-31-2006, 12:54 PM
Depending on how they play this out, no more than the "multiple Undertakers" comments.
Just putting it in perspective
Jaton
05-31-2006, 02:54 PM
Please. I already had to hear that dumbass shit about the current Kane not being the same guy who wore the mask as soon as it happened. Marks for roommates. :|
OverTaker
05-31-2006, 02:59 PM
Jim Ross:Oh mow gowd! Did you see that king?! Masked Kane just gave Unmasked Kane A tremendous Tombstone!
*BOOM* *Kanes old music plays*
5 other masked Kanes walk up and enter the ring. They all pick up unmasked Kane and carry him to the stage and throw him in a fire pit, sorta like Gangrels, leaving everyone speachless...
TerranRich
05-31-2006, 03:07 PM
LMAO
This could play out like the Stings around 2000/2001:
JR: BAHGAWD KING, it's 1997 Kane, with the full mask and one arm covered! And who...who's this? BAHGAWD, a run-in by 1998 Kane, with full mask and REVERSE BLACK OVER RED ATTIRE!!
King: Oh my God, J.R.! Look at who's coming through the crowd to join the fight!
JR: MY GOD, KING, IT'S A BARN-BURNER! 1999 Kane with full mask and no sleeves is now in the ring!
King: And now, the second version of his theme hits, and...AAHH! 2000 Kane with half mask and no sleeves! HALF MASK, J.R.!
etc. :lol:
JR: I just got word that next week we're going to have a slobber knocker of a main event! A 20 Kane over the top rope battle royal! BAHGAWD I can't wait for that King!
Disturbed316
05-31-2006, 06:47 PM
Oh god it's gonna turn out like the Agent Smith/Neo fight in the second Matrix film :(
Kane Knight
05-31-2006, 07:01 PM
JR: I just got word that next week we're going to have a slobber knocker of a main event! A 20 Kane over the top rope battle royal! BAHGAWD I can't wait for that King!
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