Smackdown Spoilers

[Dave Youell]

Take them for what they are worth, if it's anything like last week i'll be posting more before the end of the day:





Dark/Velocity Matches

Sylvester (something) defeated Scotty 2 Hotty

Gunner Scott defeated Simon Dean via Belly-to-Belly Suplex

The Hurricane defeated Local Jobber

Tatanka defeated Local Jobber

The Mexicools defeated London and Kendrick via Psicosis roll-up in a non-title match

Some other match in here I forgot

Smackdown (Maybe not in exact order)

Kurt Angle defeated Rey Mysterio in a non-title match after a Belly-To-Belly from the inside to the floor for a countout

Matt Hardy defeated Nunzio via Twist of Fate. He also botched climbing up the second rope and fell backward ass-first onto the apron garnering a "YOU ****ED UP!" chant. Post match sees Vito come down to the ring in a dress and chasing Nunzio to the back

Ashley returns to Smackdown and does commentary when Jillian Hall defeated Kristal. Michelle McCool came out after the Jillian/Kristal match. She now has a teacher gimmick. Yes, we now have a hotter female Matt Striker.

Piper's Pit with Khali. We're informed here that Taker couldn't make it. Of course this didn't make sense for us at the show as he works the dark main event...

Khali beats on Piper after Piper *****-slaps Daivari

Finlay defeated Caden Matthews (Jobber) via Celtic Cross. Post match sees Finlay drag his midget out from under the ring, said midget goes nuts climbing on the announce table before entering the ring and kicking Caden's ass. Finlay then abuses the midget by stuffing him back under the ring.

Mark Henry SQUASHED Paul Burchill. Post match Mark slams him into the ringpost a few times as Burchill bleeds from the mouth. EMTs rush the ring (Funny enough I was right next to where they came through, they stood and watched Henry destroying Burchill casually while chatting)

Bobby Lashley defeated King Booker (Who has royal music and a full-on Regal "ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!" entrance) via Oklahoma Slam

Post match Lashley gets a beat down from Regal, Booker and Finlay who comes back down to assist for some reason. Booker forces Lashley to bow down to the king and kiss his feet

Dark Main Event: Undertaker defeated Khali and Henry via Chokeslam on Henry while Khali is tied up in the ropes. Huge, huge pops for Taker.

Promos included:

Batista returns in 38 days

Ken Kennedy returns next week

Sabu/Rey teaser for ONS2

And that's a wrap!

[ddpBANG]

I'm kinda surprised Caden Matthews made the main show. He's very green.

[ddpBANG]

It does make me wonder who the other "local jobbers" are though.

[CharismaInjection]

Damn! London and Kendrick are back on Velocity!!!

[Dave Youell]

Here's some more detailed results:

Dark Match; Sylverster Turkay d. Scotty 2 Hotty with some awful looking front chokeslam. Scotty was mad over.

Velocity

1) Tatanka d. John Williams with a spinning side slam. Ohhhh boy T-T-T-T-T-Tatanka was ovvvvvver. He's new music is god-awful, that and the
fact that he can't do the war dance anymore really hurt my markout experience.

2) Gunner Scott d. Simon Dean with a overhead belly to belly. Don't quite know what to make of Gunner they kind of need to give him some sort of personality because everyone was like 'hmmmm'

3) Mexicools d. London/Kendrick (non-title) when Psicosis rolled up Kendrick, grabbed the tights and held the rope. Super Crazy is a great
performer he kept the crowd into it and turned the 50/50 toward the Mexicools. It was all handshakes. Crazy and Kendrick had a great opening but the match kind of went south when London and Psicosis got in.

4) Gregory Helms d. Some jobber with a red mohawk and his last name was star. Baaaaaaad match.

Then Tony Chimel tells us the MIZZZZZZZ is our new host of SmackDown, basically he just introduces main events and stuff. I guess. He announced that Kurt Angle would be facing Rey Mysterio in his 'farewell match', that
Lashley would face King Booker in a non title match and Piper's Pit with Khali

SMACKDOWN

Pyro, no ramp, Paul Heyman guest announces the first match...

1) Kurt Angle d. Rey Mysterio by countout in about 18 minutes. Angle got a huge pop coming out with mad 'YOU SUCK' treatment. Rey was mad over too. The match was pretty good, I can't give out star ratings but both were over.
Angle played the heel and the crowd agreed. There was a great sequence toward the end where Rey went for the 619 but Angle caught him, dragged him to the middle of the ring to lock in the Ankle Lock but Rey rolled through
and rolled him up. Angle kicked out at 2 but the crowd thought it was for sure over. Me included. Angle then hit Rey with a overhead belly to belly from the ring to the floor and Rey didn't make the count. Ew finish. They shook hands.

BATISTA IS COMING BACK.....in 38 days

Backstage segment with Nunzio, his match with Matt Hardy is next. But he can't find Vito. OH NO! He wonders if the rumors have gotten to his head because he needs him in his corner for his big match.

2) Matt Hardy d. Nunzio via Twist of Fate. Pretty good ovation for Hardy but the crowd just kind of sat on this match. Seemed to be burned out. Matt f'd up pretty bad, he went to do is second rope YELLLLLL but he fell backwards
and tried to catch himself but just kinda fell to the apron. It will be edited but it was weird. Hardy wins, then VITO comes out in a black dress and massages Nunzio's back. Nunzio turns around and FREAKS the F OUT. Vito walked pretty good in heels.

What is Vince McMahon's fetish with having dudes in drag in Portland. Unforgiven 04 it was Stevie Richards now this. Dang.

Next was Piper's Pit. Piper got a great ovation and the crowd was alllllllllll over everything he said. Khali is a BIG MOTHER. I was like
damn. Piper tried to tell him that the Undertaker was tough, Khali got mad went to choke him, Daivari stopped him, he got slapped and then Khali hit THE CHOP OF DOOM on Piper.

For the second straight year the RAW DIVA SEARCH winner goes to SMACKDOWN. Yep Ashley's on SmackDown. That led to

3) Jillian Hall (whose fake pecs are MASSIVE) d. Kristal Marshall in a nice little match. For them. Jillian blocked Kristal's victory roll attempt for the win.

And then Torrie Wilson's old "You're Not Enough For Me" theme hit and everyone popped cause they thought it was her. Not. It was Michelle McCool
doing her best Miss Hancock impression. She said everything is going to get HOTTER.

Hmmm

SOMEBODY GON' GET THEY ASS KICKED. Mizzzzark Henry came out and I stood up and cheered. My section was not happy.

4) Henry destroyed Paul Burchill, pinned him after two World's Strongest Slams. And then gave him the Benoit Beatdown. Guess Burchill finally is getting that surgery.

5) Finlay beat a jobber named Caden Matthews pretty easily. It made his friends mad. Then he got the MIDGET which got a POP and was actually pretty funny. He used him as a weapon yadda yadda yadda. But the best part was after the beatdown...he PUT HIM BACK UNDER THE RING!

They did the "show the arena get everyone to yell" but it was interrupted by an ECW One Night Stand thing. Thennnn a graphic showed that at ONS it will be Rey vs. Sabu for the World Heavyweight Championship. That was followed by
a Sabu video.

And then...King Booker. William Regal, bless his heart came out and said "All Hail King Booker". Then King Booker came out (minus old music, insert royal music, minus King Mable remix) and was so in the role it was great. The whole entrance Regal was saying "All Hail King Booker".

Booker than sat on this throne and gave a little speech. Afterwards Regal continued with "All Hail King Booker" before Lashley came out to a great pop. He's gonna be huge.

6) Lashley d. Booker T with a running powerslam. Not very long match, even for the most part. Booker went for the side kick, Lashley caught him, put him up for the powerslam and hit it.

Lashley was getting up when Regal came from behind and attacked him. Booker was cheering when all of a sudden Lashley started to come back. Enter Finlay. The three beat Lashley down (a good one where Lashley kept trying to
fight back) and then Booker demanded they put the throne in the ring. He sat on the throne and told Finlay and Regal to make Lashley bow to him (of
course unconscious). He did. Then Booker told them to "make that sucka kiss my foot". He did.

Finally the music hits and Finlay and Regal leave. Booker is in the ring doing these kinda fruity twirls and Queen Sharmell is going "All Hail King Booker" non stop. Half way to the back, Regal comes BACK out and takes over.
His mannerisms were classic. And Booker and Sharmell went through the curtain but Regal stayed and continued with the All Hail King Booker.

Then he left.

And did it one more time. It was great.

Then people starting leaving, I wanted to tell them not to go but hey that's their perogative.

Theodore Long came out to a big pop and was 'thuggin and buggin' in the ring before he grabbed the mic and announced the main event. A handicap match.

Hmmmm went the crowd.

First was Mizzzark. He was followed by the Great Khali.

I thought to myself "wow they are gonna kill Rey."

Thankfully it was the Undertaker

Dark Main Event

Undertaker d. Mark Henry/Great Khali when Khali got caught in the ropes and Taker chokeslammed Henry. The funniest part was the interaction between Henry and Khali. Henry wanted in first but Khali was like 'NUH UH" and just did his chop motion. Ref bump, Daivari goes to interfere, Piper stops him. Then the finish.

All in all pretty entertaining.

[ClockShot]

Doesn't seem fun:

So to make all the Stacy Keibler fans happy they send us Michelle McCool in the secretary gimmick:nono:

Did we ever figure out what did Captain Burchill do to deserve this?

The only plus seems to be Piper's Pit:love:

[Xero]

It should be interesting now that they've put Regal with Booker.

[happylad]

Whys Angle still on Smackdown even though he was drafted by Heyman on monday?

[hb2k]

Because ECW hasn't started yet.

[Dave Youell]

It was a 'Goodbye match'

[St. Jimmy]

Rey/Sabu at ONS would be fucking gold. Rey Rey through the table. ;D

[6to1]

i say that piper interview was interesting i bet he goofed on him good.

[Loose Cannon]

sweet, I like this little royalty stable here. Hope they continute with the 3 of them as a unit.

[Skippord]

Booker makes Lashley kiss his feet gay

[Xero]

Booker makes Lashley kiss his feet gay
Snitsky: It wasn't my foot!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Kennedy returns next week?


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....!





























....Nah, not gonna do it again. :shifty:

[Jaton]

....yes

[Londoner]

Sounds like a shit show. But that's what happens when you have the amount of injuries they've had.

[Schoenauer]

SOMEBODY GON' GET THEY ASS KICKED. Mizzzzark Henry came out and I stood up and cheered. My section was not happy.
I hate people like you! You only cheer Mark Henry because cheering the heel is considered the cool thing to do! It only takes a few BAD APPLES like you to ruin WWE for me.

[CharismaInjection]

Hopefully the London and Kendrick/Mexicools feud moves over to Smackdown.

[Loose Cannon]

I hate people like you! You only cheer Mark Henry because cheering the heel is considered the cool thing to do! It only takes a few BAD APPLES like you to ruin WWE for me.

LOL. That's not Dave genius. Dave just copied it from somewhere else. He wasn't at Smackdown.

[Corndad]

Wasn't Sylverster Turkay they guy Angle beat to win the Gold Medal in 96??

[Blitz]

Way to utterly and completely miss the joke, LC.

[Rammsteinmad]

Typical that 'Taker can come from nowhere and beat Mark Henry AND Great Khali.

[Dave Youell]

LOL. That's not Dave genius. Dave just copied it from somewhere else. He wasn't at Smackdown.

No, I actually travel with the WWE production crew from town to town every week. It's like being part of a travelling circus

[James Steele]

:rofl:

[DominateR]

STILL 38 DAYS to Batista's return? CRAP. :(

[Corkscrewed]

Bobby Lashley defeated King Booker (Who has royal music and a full-on Regal "ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!" entrance) via Oklahoma Slam
Whoa, when's the last time you saw that move done? :lol:

I was gonna make a topic, but whatever. Finlay's leprachaun is hilarious. So randomly stupid and hilarious, and the way he just shoves it around and it's like some roided up chihuahua. :rofl:

[Arnold HamNegger]

Finlay's leprachaun is hilarious. So randomly stupid and hilarious, and the way he just shoves it around and it's like some roided up chihuahua. :rofl:

I'll second that! When I saw that last week I laughed my ass off. By far the best thing I've seen on Smackdown in a while, especially when he kicked him back under the ring. Rabid midget + abuse = GOLD :D

Finlay needs to have a dwarf tossing competion at the next PPV.

[Xerzes]

Most of the show was between average and crap. I really want to hate Finlay having a midget, but I can not oppose a grown man throwing a midget at another grown man. Hitler could've thrown exploding little people at the Jews and I'd cheer.

[James Steele]

Most of the show was between average and crap. I really want to hate Finlay having a midget, but I can not oppose a grown man throwing a midget at another grown man. Hitler could've thrown exploding little people at the Jews and I'd cheer.


Jabba?

[Ben Rodrigues]

Most of the show was between average and crap. I really want to hate Finlay having a midget, but I can not oppose a grown man throwing a midget at another grown man. Hitler could've thrown exploding little people at the Jews and I'd cheer.

I enjoyed most of it. That little midget wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. As long as he doesn't get involved in Finlay's matches (which have been extremely solid) - I don't mind a little after match humour.

[Impact!]

Jabba?
:lol: That was my first thought.

[Xerzes]

I am my own, unique asshole, thank you both very much.

[Nervous Ferret]

Xerzes how do you pronounce your name?

This is how I do it:

Ex-air-sees

[NeanderCarl]

Wasn't Sylverster Turkay they guy Angle beat to win the Gold Medal in 96??

Not sure, but I know Angle has beaten him, and that WWE have been trying to sign him up for years. In fact, he may have even been under contract to them at one point in the past.