Post Here And I'll Tell You What Variety Of Shit Randy Orton Would Leave In Your Bag

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:cool:

[The One]

I am the phantom poo, where you go poop but you look in the bowl (or the bag in this case) and it just disappears. And don't tell me you don't all know what I am talking about.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I am the phantom poo, where you go poop but you look in the bowl (or the bag in this case) and it just disappears. And don't tell me you don't all know what I am talking about.
Since you're one of the boys backstage, Orton would probably leave something large enough to cause a stink, but firm enough for an easy clean-up.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I will take what you say and heed the advice.

[The One]

Since you're one of the boys backstage, Orton would probably leave something large enough to cause a stink, but firm enough for an easy clean-up.

Well that's awefully nice of him, I mean nothing is worse then the hard to clean poo.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I will take what you say and heed the advice.
Since there are many different facets to your personality, Orton would probably see the funny side of eating a drastically different diet each day of the week, and not taking a dump for several days. This would produce a layered shit, with each colour representing a different part of your personality. Like a brown rainbow.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I'm down with that. If it was the same color every day, I'd eventually get uber bored with it. Orton's a true American hero.

[James Steele]

:lol: Jabba, you are a crazy man.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:lol: Jabba, you are a crazy man.
Orton would probably enjoy showing you just how 'ignorant' his ass can be. He would make sure to cover every pair of your shoes in shit, leaving only the HEELs unsoiled.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

^


:lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

lol@the Steele shit

[Bad Company]

lol

[Kane Knight]

:y:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

lol@the Steele shit
The shit Orton would see fit to leave in your bag would smell bad enough to wake the recently deceased. Just pray you don't have an actual ferret in your bag, especially not a nervous one, or you may have twice the clean-up he originally intended.

lol
Orton would seek to literally make you 'Bad Company' by grinding the mother of all shits into the fabric. The hours required to scrub the filth away would doubtless leave you reeking for days.

:y:
Orton, fearing a neg rep, would most likely choose to leave something small and harmless, so as not to spark retaliation. Just enough to let you know he's around, but without angering you significantly.

[Triple A]

lol

[Ben Rodrigues]

Please don't let it be anything runny...