WWE RAW 6/5/06 Discussion - THIS MY FRIENDS... IS WWECW!

[Xero]

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A new member of the club?
June 5, 2006

As per the Chairman’s stunning announcement, this week's RAW will include a special induction. That induction will be of the newest member to the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club, and according to Mr. McMahon, that new member will be Triple H. Will The Game join the likes of Shawn Michaels, William Regal and Jim Ross as members of sports-entertainment’s most exclusive club? More on this...



Also this week on RAW, the WWE Championship Match at ECW One Night Stand will be made official when John Cena and Rob Van Dam ink their names on the contract. The contract signing will kick off RAW, so be sure to tune in right at 9 p.m. ET to see it happen. More on this...



The Intercontinental Championship match between Kane and Shelton Benjamin was interrupted when the recurring voices in Kane’s head seemingly came to life. The Big Red Monster found himself staring at a mirror image of his old self right in the middle of the RAW ring. Will there be any further developments in the mysterious saga that is Kane?



Also last week on RAW, Paul Heyman had a face-off with Mick Foley, and announced his two draft picks for the new ECW team: RAW’s Rob Van Dam and SmackDown’s Kurt Angle. What will Heyman have up his sleeve this week on RAW, just six days before the ECW One Night Stand pay-per-view?



To find out, make sure you are tuned into RAW Monday at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Volchok]

WOOOOOOOO, I actully can't wait for Raw just because of the Kane thing. I really wanna know what's gonna happen next... And more of the Triple H face turn :)

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah I really only have interest in what Heyman will do and Kane. :( But it looks like the Yankees are sticking it to Boston early so I might watch RAW. :love:

[crash99]

I'm looking foward to the ECW stuff, but I've been turned off on the whole Triple H face turn, especially tonight with the Kiss my ass club stuff.

[Impact!]

Impact returns to the RAW thread...although he doesn't get RAW till tomorrow so he'll have no idea what's gong on.

[crash99]

It's okay, neither do the writers.

[KingofOldSchool]

Grrrr looks like I'm missing the contract signing. I just wanted to hear the fans boo the shit out of Cena, it gives me some kind of sick satisfaction.

[Azriel]

Finally, Azriel has come back to the RAWWWW thread right here on TPWW.net :y:

*cheap pop*

[Volare]

**Mark Out** if Sandman makes an appearance

[Ben Rodrigues]

Sandman with "Enter Sandman" or that music on the ECW One Night Stand DVD?

[Ben Rodrigues]

Just curious - how much do you think it cost to licence music? ECW did it... why can't such a huge company like WWE do it?

[AJHayes]

I'm gonna watch this and make with the consumption of whiskey and beer! Hooray for drinking!

[Azriel]

Just in case anyone's wondering, Yankees are massacaring the Sox 13-2 in the 4th inning.

[ClockShot]

Is Vince also gonna bring in a new G.M. tonight? Or is he gonna put it off for another 6 months? Coach doesn't work for me.

[Azriel]

I think after this whole Trips/HBK storyline works itself out, then you'll see a new GM.

Oooh, Lillian sexy in white :drool:

[Azriel]

Hopefully, the board doesn't slow to a crawl as usual

[Ben Rodrigues]

Shes's always sexy.

[Londoner]

I reckon HBK is going to interfere in this kiss Vince's ass club thing which is how the whole DX angle will start. Can't see HHH joining the 'club' to be honest.

Interested in seeing what happens with Heyman and also Kane though. Might be a good Raw.

[Ben Rodrigues]

STYLES CLASH!

[Azriel]

Should Coach be out this early? It's like they're starting the show early

[Azriel]

HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!

[Ben Rodrigues]

Wonder what lines Lawler's going to steal from 1997 this week.

[Ben Rodrigues]

The toilet paper one has got to be my favourite.

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. Member of the family.:lol:

[Azriel]

Well, he IS a member of the family :lol:

[ClockShot]

I know Azriel. Ohhh. Starting out with the Contract Signing.

[Volare]

wow they're doing this first

[Johnny Vegas]

SSEEEEENNNNAAAAAAA!!!

[Azriel]

So, do you think Shane's going to help his father?

Okay, how long till the table gets turned over? I say 7 minutes

[Volare]

i love how all the little girsl have to scream just to give cena some sort of cheap pop

[ClockShot]

Wouldn't be awesome how this crowd popped if Angle came out and destroyed Cena in his hometown?

[Batsu]

I wonder if WWE can pipe in reactions.... wait, I hear boos.

[G-wrath]

Hey all. :wave:

[Batsu]

They've jinxed it too much, Cena is not gonna job.

[Batsu]

LMAO @ RVD.

[ClockShot]

Yo.

[Johnny Vegas]

I still like Cena...he just needs to have a "i don't give a fuck what these people think" gimmick/attitude. :y:

[Volare]

Bullshit ECW fan my ass

[Skippord]

Huh I have the sudden urge to hate ECW

[Ben Rodrigues]

But that wouldn't be real recognising real.

[Batsu]

This might end up being cool, the way Cena is reacting.

[Skippord]

I must have missed the pitbull match

[Volare]

gotta love the hardcore white boys cheering on cena

[Face Heely]

Cena's working the "action hero" monologue tonight...

...The Marine, anyone? :p

[Batsu]

YES.

Thank you for showing up, Pittsburgh.

[Volare]

I must have missed the pitbull match

think he meant the Elimination Chamber match

[Skippord]

Kick him in the face Rob

[Skippord]

BONER INSTANT BONER

[crash99]

Battle Royal for WWE vs. ECW

[Skippord]

MARKS THE FUCK OUT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

[Volare]

Sandman!!! MARK THE FUCK OUT

[Skippord]

HOLY SHIT I AM EXCITED SOMEONE FEEL MY NIPPLES

[Ben Rodrigues]

Random thought - what kind of ratings do you think a 2 hour show featuring just Paul E. cutting promos would draw?

[Batsu]

FUBARED!!

[Skippord]

ARABIAN FUCKING FACEBUSTER

[Volare]

He fucked up He fucked Up

[Skippord]

HARRY SMITH

[Batsu]

Seeing Sabu on Raw, EVEN with that botch was classic.

[Face Heely]

Big Show and the Heat roster, everyone! Give 'em a hand.

[Vazz]

lol sabu fucked up so hard...

[crash99]

Cena: Paul, Let me guess this guys are here for John Cena autographs.


:rofl:

[Skippord]

Its Sabu of course he fucked up

[Londoner]

Holy shit that was great(even with the sabu fuck up). Got to love it everytime that ECW music plays to.

[Azriel]

That was good.

Evening GWrath :wave:

[Ben Rodrigues]

That's got to be the first time he's done the face buster with more then 500 people in attendance.

[Johnny Vegas]

Kick him in the face Rob

YES, IN THE FACE!!

[Volare]

ill drink to Sabu

[rob11]

The table was too far from the turnbuckle, but still! Too many kiddies in the crowd but the crowd is alot better than the crappy West Coast crowds.

[Azriel]

Cena looked pissed. Heel turn?

[ClockShot]

Dammit, I had to step out for 5 minutes. Did I miss anything big?

[crash99]

I still enjoy Cena, despite him being hated by everybody.

[Volare]

Batter Up with Sandman babY!!!

[Skippord]

Woah Sabu did fuck up

[Batsu]

Extremely Crappy Wrestler, LMAO. There goes Lawler again.

[Johnny Vegas]

I still enjoy Cena, despite him being hated by everybody.

Exactly...i like how he even admitted that he's heard the boos already..nothing new :y:

[Skippord]

CARLITO :love:

[Johnny Vegas]

MY HOMIE SHELTON

[St. Jimmy]

Sabu can botch anytime he wants, he's still the man.

[Face Heely]

I bet we make it through this match with no mention of their previous IC title feud.

[Volare]

lets call that the Arabian Ball Crusher from the way he landed

[rob11]

I enjoyed this Cena alot more...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6MmddGoyc&search=john%20cena%20gunn

I hope he stops being a kiss ass to the crowd, but it is cool he says that he hears the boos.

[St. Jimmy]

... okay, i'm offically sick of J.R. again.

[Londoner]

Extremely Crappy Wrestler, LMAO. There goes Lawler again.

LOL.

I didn't hear that sadly.

[Volare]

:rofl:

[Azriel]

Carlito vs. Shelton, now that's very cool

[crash99]

Hey, Benjamin..HANDS OFF THE AFRO!

[Volare]

anyone got a freakin chat room made for this shit yet??

[Face Heely]

Watching the Sox struggle 13-3 is only slightly less painful than sitting through another see no evil video package.

[Volchok]

WOOOOOOOO

[St. Jimmy]

was there a legit reason for shetlon/carlito to be Non-Title?

[Volchok]

TPWW Raw... I made one

[Volchok]

That's for a AIM chat room btw.

[St. Jimmy]

lame AIM Chat: wweraw

[Face Heely]

was there a legit reason for shetlon/carlito to be Non-Title?

Giving Carlito a rub while also protecting Shelton?

That's my best guess. Storyline-wise, it really makes no sense.

[diothoir]

I marked out for the moonsault into backcracker. :love:

[Johnny Vegas]

NICE Moonsault by Carlito...reminded me of the Angle/Rios Moonsault..:y:

[Skippord]

Woah the end of that was the shit

[Johnny Vegas]

lol @ hhh

[Batsu]

Just when you thought that the "Kiss My Ass" Club couldn't get any more gay...

[Skippord]

He wants guys lining up to kiss his ass?

[crash99]

He wants guys lining up to kiss his ass?

Oh that crazy Vince.

[NeanderCarl]

I missed the first 20 minutes :( therefore i missed the ECW stuff. Is it worth trying to get hold of? Did Lawler answer Tazz's challenge?

[Volare]

not yet just had ECW jump cena and Sabu Botched his Arabian Face Crusher

[ClockShot]

What the hell. Plan C?

[diothoir]

He wants guys lining up to kiss his ass?

I'm more disturbed by him enjoying having his ring sandblasted. :o

[Azriel]

Maria was looking extra hot tonight, and HLA on top of that makes for a great Kiss Cam

[Skippord]

Yeah That too

[ClockShot]

Red Sox are mounting a comeback. 13-5.

[Azriel]

Wait, what was plan C?

[crash99]

Plan C= Spirit Squad

[Volare]

Fucking Retarded

[ClockShot]

Oh. So that's plan c.......

[Azriel]

Sneaky Vince :lol:

[diothoir]

LOL Spirit squad, that was pretty cool.

[Azriel]

Oooh, Cpirit Squad :roll:

[Johnny Vegas]

I enjoyed this Cena alot more...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6MmddGoyc&search=john%20cena%20gunn

I hope he stops being a kiss ass to the crowd, but it is cool he says that he hears the boos.

Rep.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Eugene time, apparently.

[AJHayes]

** Marks out for Eugene **

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Damn, gotta ask. Anyone else having trouble connecting to the site, or problems with it being slow?

Uber slow tonight. For me anyways.

[crash99]

Oh man Eugene, and to top it off Hacksaw's here.

[Volare]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Skippord]

Great

[ClockShot]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL @ King...."Eugene is an example of how God has sense of humor"

:rofl:

[Azriel]

It's slow as usual. Yeah, and what's with Hacksaw?

[NeanderCarl]

Damn, gotta ask. Anyone else having trouble connecting to the site, or problems with it being slow?

Uber slow tonight. For me anyways.

Yes, I always find it slow when it's busy (Raw and big PPVs especially).

[AJHayes]

YAY!!! EUGENE WON!!!

[Johnny Vegas]

So much for Stryker being taken seriously...:n:

[crash99]

Pure crap.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

UUUUUUUUMAGA!

[NeanderCarl]

Jobbing out Striker to Eugene!?!?

Reckon this is a full-time gig for Duggan now? Maybe it will lead to heel Duggan vs Eugene... or heel Eugene vs Duggan??

[Batsu]

LMAO @ the crowd saying Estrada's name along with him

[Skippord]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Oh, please don't tell me this is leading to Duggan breaking Umaga's winning streak. :(

[NeanderCarl]

I just saw the ECW angle on WWE.com

The Sabu botch wasn't all that bad, to the uninitiated it probably looked pretty cool.

[Volare]

hell yeah my olympic hero

[Batsu]

Ah yes, Kurt Angle. And The You Sucks begin.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I don't think the "You Suck" chants are as much of a tactic for jeering a heel as it is a term of endearment.

Pittsburgh cheered him (or it sounded like it), but still chanted it with his music.

[ClockShot]

Angle.:love:

[Batsu]

"Angle" chants, there you go...

[crash99]

Foley vs. Angle for wednesday night?

[Skippord]

Yeah they've been using that for a while

[diothoir]

I hope that's all the crap in the one segment. :(

[Volare]

wow bringing flair into this

[Batsu]

I don't think the "You Suck" chants are as much of a tactic for jeering a heel as it is a term of endearment.

Pittsburgh cheered him (or it sounded like it), but still chanted it with his music.

Yep.

That Kurt Angle music isn't right without "You Sucks" being chanted anymore. It's the funniest thing that carried over for years.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

*marks out for old school Kurt*

[AJHayes]

I'm suddenly very interested in Kurt. Thats definately a first.

[Batsu]

LMFAO!!! ANGLE!!!!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Yep.

That Kurt Angle music isn't right without "You Sucks" being chanted anymore. It's the funniest thing that carried over for years.

lol, I was playing Smackdown 2 last night, and when Kurt came out, I listened for the chants. It didn't happen though. :'(

[ClockShot]

LOL. Good line by Angle.

[Skippord]

YAY EDGE

[Batsu]

Hey, they referenced the Kurt Angle hair being shaved....

[Skippord]

I heart Edge

[mrslackalack]

I would like to see a Angle/Flair vs Foley/Edge tag match at Summerslam.

[Skippord]

haha The Pirates suck

[UmbrellaCorporation]

So I'm wondering if the Hardcore title is actually back, or if it's just a cheap way to add more flavor to the ECW hype.

I miss that belt, but the European title moreso. Thought the Euro always looked really classy.

[Skippord]

ROFL

[Batsu]

LMFAO!!!! ANGLE!!!

[ClockShot]

Or the Pittsburgh Penguins. Now up for sale.

[Batsu]

Edge should really be the top-level heel for the Raw brand. He makes people just hate him easily.

[Skippord]

Edge Vs Angle at ECW/WWE head to head

[Batsu]

Ah, the "Asshole" chant. Reminder of the good old days when HHH or Vince got it chanted at them everyday...

[Volare]

I would like to see a Angle/Flair vs Foley/Edge tag match at Summerslam.


hell yeah

[Skippord]

Ankle lock

[crash99]

Edge still reeks of awesomeness.

[Skippord]

ORTON

[UmbrellaCorporation]

WTF ORTON




WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Volare]

MARK OUT ORTON!!!

[Vazz]

omg

[Batsu]

HOLY SHIT!!! ORTON!!! YEAH!

[crash99]

ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skippord]

Yay now I can be horribly bored again wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ClockShot]

WHAT THE FUCK! ORTON!

[Boondock Saint]

RKOOOOOOO

[Volare]

there it is Orton vs Angle

[Azriel]

So, Orton vs. Angle?

[NeanderCarl]

Orton's a prick.

If they just bring him back in a strong angle, he doesn't learn his lesson at all from his suspension.

[diothoir]

So that's Angle-Orton at One Night Stand. :\

[rob11]

Edge:Hey Lita, your purse smells like shit!
Lita:Looks like Orton is back!

[Face Heely]

Oh god, pointlessly shoving Orton where he's not needed. How many times has an Orton feud started with him randomly RKOing someone? Rather, how many Orton feuds have actually started any other way?

[ClockShot]

I can't picture Randy Orton at O.N.S. Unless it's gonna be a clean match. Nothing hardcore or anything.

[Azriel]

Yep, Orton/Angle

[Volare]

there it is on Unlimited played off the ankle injury..


but i bet orton is gonna job to angle

[St. Jimmy]

60 Days Already? RKO'd.

[Batsu]

This feud does kind of make sense though, as it was Kurt Angle who had Ankle Locked Orton off TV for a while (kayfabe).

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Orton's a prick.

If they just bring him back in a strong angle, he doesn't learn his lesson at all from his suspension.

When you're right, you're right (about the whole suspension thing). I personally still missed him though, so I marked out. :D

[mrslackalack]

It would be sweet if Foley Edge and Orton formed a group together. Foley on the mic could brag by saying how better both was than him since they both beat him in hardcore matches.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Hmm - the match that was originally meant to be the main event at Mania now at ONS.

[St. Jimmy]

lmao Kafaybe x 2

[RawRocks]

Orton is back WOOO!

[Volare]

here we go Kane vs Kane

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Murdoch makes me ill.

Don't mind Cade at all though. Actually like him quite well.

[diothoir]

there it is on Unlimited played off the ankle injury..


but i bet orton is gonna job to angle

Of course he will. Since Sabu and RVD won't win either title, you have to give the fans something.

[Batsu]

And they actually made reference to it. Is this WWE -- Who the hell is that guy with Murdo -- Cade?

That doesn't look like "Lance" Cade...

[ClockShot]

Cade and Murdoch? Together again? What the hell is happening tonight?

[NeanderCarl]

Murdoch and Cade back together?

Well I'm guessing they're in line for a Tag Title push then. There's no other explaination for it.

[AJHayes]

I certainly hope that Angle can save that match. Cause Orton is going to stink up the house.

[Face Heely]

This feud does kind of make sense though, as it was Kurt Angle who had Ankle Locked Orton off TV for a while (kayfabe).

You're right...I completely forgot that they kayfabed a reason for his absence.

Hey, it's nice to see Cade/Murdoch back together. (Seriously!)

[Ben Rodrigues]

Kane vs. Kane at ONS?

[Batsu]

Is that the same guy? He looks like Bradshaw.

[diothoir]

LOL at the See No Evil signs.

Someone needs a DaVinci Code one.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

And they actually made reference to it. Is this WWE -- Who the hell is that guy with Murdo -- Cade?

That doesn't look like "Lance" Cade...


I thought the same thing. If it's him, he looks amazingly different.

[Skippord]

Edmonton 3 Carolina 2

[RawRocks]

why bring back the most unattractive tag team in recent memory?

[Skippord]

Woah trippy

[crash99]

The matches have sucked tonight.

[Skippord]

Hes goin nuts

[crash99]

Edmonton 3 Carolina 2

Let's go Edmonton!

[Face Heely]

LOL @ Murdoch's celebration

[Skippord]

Freakin Deacon

[NeanderCarl]

That Kane looks a lot better this week.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

That's kinda creepy how the masked Kane keeps getting closer. :wtf:

[ClockShot]

Ohhhhhhhh. Scary.

[Batsu]

I guess it is him...he's been on the Jibble Diet.

and ...."Kane" is attacking Kane here.

[Skippord]

Edmonton 3 Carolina 3

[Volare]

how in the hell are they trying to build this shit

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. Kane <3

[Skippord]

Kane Vs Kane showdown at Vengeance

[ClockShot]

LOL. Murdoch is still ramblin' in the ring. New music also.

[icecoldblood01]

that was still pretty dumb, lol

[ClockShot]

Come on Whalercanes.

[Ben Rodrigues]

I'm calling it - Fake Kane & Fake Undertaker vs Kane & Undertaker at Summerslam.

[diothoir]

That Kane uppercut was pretty good, the other moves was poor though

[Volare]

so all we got left is....Kiss My Ass, 5 bucks says shane, and HBK, and the Spirit Squad get involved

[Volare]

hey look, Pipers Cousins are showing up

[Skippord]

The Fuck?

[AJHayes]

.....wtf......

[St. Jimmy]

BAD GIMMICK! WOO.

[ClockShot]

These guys are the Highlanders. Right?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, two more friends for Finlay.

Or a feud. :p

[Skippord]

The Highlanders oh

[Batsu]

Oh, look...

The Scottish version of Finlay.... in Duplicate!

[Azriel]

Yeah, Kane vs. Kane at Vengance probably.

Highlanders?

[AJHayes]

alright... The beard warmer thing has me warmed up to them already. I could go for a good comedy act.

[Skippord]

:rofl:

[diothoir]

Bushwhackers + Groundskeeper Willie = Highlanders

[Batsu]

This is still weird to see Nitro and Melina on Raw.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NITRO/MELINA

[Skippord]

NITRO

[Face Heely]

I'll mark out for Highlanders vs. Cade/Murdoch.

Kinda like I'm marking out for Nitro/Melina right now.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Nitro/Haas.


Looking forward to this. Nitro FTW.

[Skippord]

Hey Charlie Gonna job

[mrslackalack]

Highlanders will prolly beat the Spirit Squad for the tag titles if WWE doesnt decide to put them on DX.

[Batsu]

Nitro vs Haas. This should be good.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Just take down Lillian?

[Vazz]

Holy shit he killed Lilian!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Hey Charlie Gonna job


lol

[diothoir]

Did Hass just knock Lillian off the apron? :$

[Azriel]

did Charlie just knock Lillian off the ring?

[rob11]

Highlanders vs Finlay/Lep. vs Regal/Burchill...

Actually, WWE needs tag help everywhere