Game: You're A Rattlesnake

[OverTaker]

So your drinking some beer at a bar in Victoria, Texas when you get a call from Vince McMahon saying dont ever bother coming back to a WWE event ever again. "You're fired! Oh and by the way. The sex from your whore was absolutely stunning!"

I would throw the phone down and just beat the living hell out of the first guy who looks at me like a jackass. Then...

Here's where you continue his rampage

[Ben Rodrigues]

give Linda McMahon a phone call and arrange dinner plans for two. Then...

[OverTaker]

after buying her dinner, give her a kiss, then..

[D Mac]

fuck her, then...

[Ben Rodrigues]

Marry her after she divorces Vince, fire him and be once again gainfully employed in the WWE. Then...

[D Mac]

Make Orton the World Heavyweight Champion. Then...

[BlackDawn2024]

Make Kane the WWE Champion. Then...

[OverTaker]

Get rid of the spirit squad, Then...

[Skippord]

Re-instate the Spirit Squad THen

[Ben Rodrigues]

realise that running the WWE is too much to handle and offer the company back to Vince in return that I may join his Kiss My Ass Club, then...

[Skippord]

Low blow and Pedigree him

[Skippord]

*Then

[Ben Rodrigues]

kisses it anyway as a rattlesnake is a man of his word. Then...

[Skippord]

Keeps job then

[Ben Rodrigues]

Makes the TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Championship the #1 Title in the WWE. Then...

[SammyG]

An alien from ECW steals it. Then...

[Skippord]

The Alien eats it Then

[Ben Rodrigues]

the alien loses the belt to Ben Rodrigues cleanly. Then...

[Ben Rodrigues]

then Ben Rodrigues shaves Triple A's eyebrows and forces him to go into hiding and leaves the belt behind. Ben Rodrigues picks up the belt stating he's once again the Champ, then...

[Aussie Skier]

Aussie_Skier wins the belt with the finger poke of death!.....then...

[Ben Rodrigues]

Unbeknownst to Aussie_Skier, there is controversy surrounding the TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Championship - and no switches can be made until the rightful Champion is determined of Ben Rodrigues & Skippord.

[Ben Rodrigues]

then...

[Cuzziebro]

Cuzziebro cleans house, then..

[Pinnacle Charisma]

The most charismatic superstar in the business ( me ) comes out from the crowd (edge style circa 1999) and stares down Cuzziebro

[Ben Rodrigues]

then the fans begin to pelt both Pinnacle Charisma and cuzziebro619 with tomatos. Then...

[BlackDawn2024]

The music of the Spirit Squad hits. Then...

[Ben Rodrigues]

Sylvester Stalone and Mr. T come out to "Eye of the Tiger" and challenge any two men to a tag team boxing match. Then...

[ClockShot]

Butterbean and Bart Gunn come out. Then....

[Xero]

Mr. T knocks out both men in one giant tornado punch. Then...

[Ben Rodrigues]

Apollo Creed comes back from the dead with Mickey as his manager and has his World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. He then challenges Sylvester Stalone to a match to determine Champion of the Universe.

[SammyG]

Mysterious promos begin, as Mike Tyson is hinted to make a return. It is then announced to be a 3 way match. Then..

[Xero]

Thunderlips runs down to the ring and Lips-up on Sylvester and Apollo, making it a fatal four way! Then...

[CSL]

<font color=white>Mike Tyson knocks himself out then...</font>

[D Mac]

Show a promo for See No Evil for the 10000000000000000 time. Then...

[SammyG]

Raven storms the ring while jerking off, demanding a title shot. Then...

[RP]

Then i'd dig up Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart and Brian Pillman and have beers with there rotten corpses. I'd pump Eddie with a shot of steroids to see if it brings him back to life. Then..

[DMI]

no and thens :mad:

[RP]

lets go to Vegas?

[RP]

lets go to Vegas?

[starfox8500]

Bring back D-X and let them become the unified Tag teams and make a three way fued with Spirt Squad, Jeff and Matt Hardy then

[Schoenauer]

Hardcore Holly returns to the ring, but for some reason he's got so much talent, that he's making everyone tap out left and right. And then...

[DMI]

No

[DMI]

and then


No

[Flair Wooo]

Then i would kick the shit out of rey misterio..just because i could.

[Ben Rodrigues]

and then out comes Triple A (still eyebrowless) to the tune of "Sexy Kurt". Then...

[CSL]

<font color=white>Someone blows up the arena</font>

[UmbrellaCorporation]

The Great Khali pins the whole arena to win every title at once, then...

[Xero]

Triple H ascends from the bowels of hell on his skull-encrusted chair. Then...

[D Mac]

Everybody laughs, then...

[Ben Rodrigues]

John Cena shoots him with his AK. Then...

[Y2Jeremy]

Triple H no-sells the gun shot, and cuts a 3 day long promo about how bullets, like Kurt Angle, can't draw heat, then...

[OverTaker]

*BOOM* 20 kanes walk out, then...

[Destor]

They finally start drug testing, the entire active roster is released and then...

[Skippord]

One Of the 20 Kanes wins the title then

[Blitz]

See No Evil wins the Oscar for Best Film, then...

[Skippord]

I regret it for not seeing it then

[Ben Rodrigues]

Sabu interupts the ceremony with a dance recital. Then...

[Skippord]

CHRIS FUCKING SABIN CRADLE SHOCKS EVERYONE then

[RottingFreak]

The Masturbating Bear makes an appearence. Then...

[Skippord]

Zombie John Quincy Adam Fights the Masturbating bear then

[OverTaker]

They are both flattened by Big Foot..........the monster truck, then...

[Skippord]

Big Foot breaks down then

[Ben Rodrigues]

Naked Mideon is awarded the prestigious award "Greatest wrestler alive who never became World Champion". Then...

[OverTaker]

A promo for The Undertakers 100th Return flashes on the screen, then

[Ben Rodrigues]

Lillian Garcia sings the Canadian national anthem. Then...

[Blitz]

Charlie Haas superkicks her, then...

[Avenger]

In a special edition of Piper's Pit Vince Russo returns to WWE announcing he has purchaed the WWE from the McMahon's for $4,000,000,000,000 and needs to borrow a twenty for lunch.

[Avenger]

After a fan lends him the twenty he gets lunch.

Afterwards he returns and announces WWE has been renamed WCW and that in a triple threat contest Stone Cold Steve Austin will face Hulk Hogan and David Arquette in a steel cage for the World Heavyweight Championship...





































and that contest begins... NOW!

[Impact!]

And then The Vince's have a debate over which diva is the best root then

[Avenger]

the contest begins and Stone Cold wins the World Title however Sunny interrupts and sets up a Stone Vs Sunny world title match which Sunny wins. however after the match Yokozuna comes back from the dead and wins the title from her in revenge for WM9, Hogan interferes and tries to beat Yokozuna but Russo makes it a triple threat match with Satan who is angry Yoko escaped from hell, however with the hole in hell now wider than ever John Lennon appears thinking Yokozuna is Yoko Onu and procedes to have live sex with the huge sumo in the middle of the ring, while this distraction takes place Satan rolls up Sunny from behind... 1. 2. 3. Satan wins and declares the belt the new Hell Heavyweight championship. Russo is angry and so challenges Satan to a match who only accepts it if Cell in a Hell rules apply. they must wrestle in a cage IN HELL!! then...

[Ben Rodrigues]

Ben Rodrigues shoots the avenger in the face for making him read so much. Then...

[Blitz]

Blitz LOLs at Ben Rodrigues' post and reps him, then...

[Skippord]

Satan KILLS EVERYONE *Head Spins in circles* then

[Avenger]

everyone dies. the end