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Xero
06-07-2006, 11:14 AM
Make your own wrestling-related "Priceless" ads... I'll start.

Trademarking your name: $2500
Custom Trunks: $51 plus shipping
Rental Car: $15 a day
Going through all that to job in a dark match: Priceless

Dave Youell
06-07-2006, 11:59 AM
$15 a day for rentals? Man you guys have got it good over there!

D Mac
06-07-2006, 02:34 PM
New suit: $200
New shoes: $60
New haircut: $12

Wearing all of those in the ring just to kiss Vince's ass: Priceless

Pinnacle Charisma
06-07-2006, 08:29 PM
Being offered a 10 year wrestling contract despite having no talent - $1000000

Having surgery to repair your many injuries - $5000

Returning from injury and injuring every credible superstar so you will be next in line to win the title - Priceless

Kane Knight
06-07-2006, 09:08 PM
Gold Spinner custom title--$700
Chain Gang T-Shirt--$25
Tickets to One Night Stand--$80

Getting what you (and John Cena) deserve--Priceless.

Schoenauer
06-08-2006, 01:10 AM
Hammer - $20
Tickets to WWE - $45
Expenses - $768
Marrying the boss's daughter and getting a free ride to the top - Priceless

Mister Sinister
06-08-2006, 02:02 AM
Buying an Digital Camera to take pictures of yourself $250
Buying A New Outfit to be apart of the Raw Diva Search - $200
Buying A New Purse - $75
Making it into the WWE, and opening up your purse to see a present from Randy Orton - Priceless

DRBailey
06-08-2006, 07:06 AM
A Long-Term Pain Pill Addiction: $4000
New Tights with DX on them: $1000
Hiring A Bret Hart Midget: $2000


Finding God, And Repenting All Your Sins: Priceless

Xero
06-08-2006, 09:18 AM
Jacket: $30
Back problems: $1000 in pills
Rehab: $5000 of the company's money

Being hired to play a retard: Priceless

GoodByeJBL
06-08-2006, 09:39 AM
i have a question i watch wrestleing all the time now but what is a dark match

Xero
06-08-2006, 09:41 AM
A blindfold match.

Kane Knight
06-08-2006, 09:50 AM
It's a match before a show, where all the lights are out.

St. Jimmy
06-08-2006, 03:59 PM
i have a question i watch wrestleing all the time now but what is a dark match

It's the match that happens at a TV or Webcast taping, that isn't being taped.