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The Naitch
06-10-2006, 10:27 PM
Raven
Kane Knight
06-10-2006, 10:28 PM
Chris Jericho. HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
mrslackalack
06-10-2006, 10:52 PM
Kevin Nash.
The Naitch
06-10-2006, 10:55 PM
Nash would rule

So would Goldust
The One
06-10-2006, 10:55 PM
Nash, Rock, Jericho, Raven, or HHH.
Xero
06-10-2006, 10:57 PM
Chris Jericho. HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"And I said, 'Take my push, PLEASE!'... AND HE DID!"
Innovator
06-10-2006, 11:14 PM
Nash

Raven and Sandman together
UmbrellaCorporation
06-10-2006, 11:20 PM
Tomko. :shifty:
Corkscrewed
06-10-2006, 11:20 PM
Besides the above, JBL would be a pretty good totally politically incorrect Rich Voss-type comedian (that was the first example I thought of for whatever reason).
Skippord
06-10-2006, 11:25 PM
Alex Shelley
Savio
06-10-2006, 11:47 PM
(aside from above)
HBK..........maybe
Savio
06-10-2006, 11:47 PM
probably X-pac too if he was drunk.
The One
06-11-2006, 12:12 AM
I bet Christian would work as a Stand Up Comedian, because he seems like the type of person who you never want to walk away from at a party because they can tell any story and make it sound hilarious.
Blitz
06-11-2006, 02:43 AM
Christopher Daniels.
What Would Kevin Do?
06-11-2006, 02:57 AM
The Undertaker, only if everything he said was in the deadman voice. THe delivery would be hilarious.
Fox
06-11-2006, 03:09 AM
Juventud Guerrera:

"And I say to Vince Mac-a-Man, a-yo! I am da JEWWWWWWWWWW-SAH! I deserve to be da WWE Champy-yon!"

*LOL LOL LOL LOL*



Kevin Nash:

"And Scott thought I said: 'I tore my rod tonight on live TV'! I'm totally serious! He really thought I said that! It was too much. Even for Scott. And Scott can never have too much." (Badaboom-Pssh!)


Jeff Hardy:

"And Matt was like, 'so how's it going working for T-N-A,' and I'm like, 'you should know, you're going out with Lita!' Zing! Or maybe I should have said 'Edge should know!' Hahahaha! Zing again!"


Kane:

"What is it about necrophilia that gets people so worked up, huh? It's fun, it's free, and it's victimless..... hey buddy, she ain't a victim if she's already dead."


Randy Orton:

"What's the deal with shitting in other people's sports bags?"



Jim Ross:

"You know that you're a redneck when you start referrin' to turnbuckle pads as chocolate cakes, am I right? Ya'll know I'm right..."
SammyG
06-11-2006, 06:55 AM
The Great Khali. He doesn't even have to say anything funny. Just hearing him ''talk''.
Cuzziebro
06-11-2006, 07:31 AM
Angle IMO would be good at stand up.