Official Raw Thread 06/12/06-State of the WWE

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Repercussions
By Louie Dee
June 12, 2006

Don't miss RAW tonight when Mr. McMahon delivers his state of WWE address.

Also, the office of the Chairman of WWE announced last week that Triple H will face the entire Spirit Squad in a five-on-one Handicap Match tonight on RAW. The announcement comes on the heels of Triple H’s latest example of blatant defiance of Mr. McMahon’s authority, which ended with the Chairman being knocked out cold with his pants around his ankles after The Game refused to join the Kiss My Ass Club.

Clearly, Mr. McMahon does not take too kindly to being embarrassed in his very own ring. As a result, The Game must now square off against Kenny, Mikey, Nicky, Johnny and Mitch. Will the King of Kings live to regret his actions of last Monday night? Or will the former 10-time World Champion manage to stick it to Mr. McMahon once again, this time by turning back his hand-picked henchmen?

John Cena will also be looking for some revenge, with Edge being his target. Last night at ECW One Night Stand, Edge came from under the ring and speared Cena through a table, an action that led to Cena apparently losing the WWE Championship. Tonight, Cena will try to get back at the Rated-R Superstar when they go one on one.

Don't miss this and more tonight at 9/8 CT on the USA network.

[Innovator]

Woohoo! B-show time!

[rob11]

I wonder if anyone will hold up an "Edge stole Ben's helmet" sign :shifty:

JK, I hope he has a speedy recovery.

[Innovator]

Cmon...he stole Rick Rude's

[Xero]

Boba Fett's pissed.

[rob11]

Boba Fett's pissed.
I would be if someone stole my helmet, then used it to botch a spear into a table.

[Innovator]

John Cena hasn't been champ for a day, and WHAT A DAY ITS BEEN

[Xero]

You know, he was so bulky in that coat that for a split second I thought it was Rhino.

Then he hit the Spear and I knew it was Edge.

[rob11]

You know, he was so bulky in that coat that for a split second I thought it was Rhino.

Then he hit the Spear and I knew it was Edge.
:lol:
Well, I hope the State College crowd is good tonight. Last week's crowd was ok, and that Ohio crowd Wednesday night was also ok.

[rob11]

John Cena hasn't been champ for a day, and WHAT A DAY ITS BEEN
When he comes out tonight, I hope all the men put their hands over the women and kiddies mouths cause the Jeff Hardy pop is like nails on a chalkboard for me.

[Innovator]

Yeah, I hoped it would die out with Jeff Hardy, but no such luck

[Azriel]

Can't wait. Should be an awesome show

[Corndad]

Im just curious how they are gonna get the Title off of RVD, cause ya know thats whats gonna happen

[ClockShot]

God I'm jumpy for this show. I know the RVD win last night got all of us buzzing. But now Vinnie Mac. got the "State of the WWE address" tonight. Maybe we get surprised with a new GM tonight?

[Corndad]

Anyone else assuming HBK has to either come back tonight or next week to get this fued for Vengence goin?

[ClockShot]

Anyone else assuming HBK has to either come back tonight or next week to get this fued for Vengence goin?

Seeing as how we are treated to yet another handicap match involving the spirit squad for like the 6th or 7th week in a row. Yeah, he's due back for a DX tease here and there.

[Corndad]

I would laugh so hard if Charlie Hass came out and slammed Lillian out of the ring as sings the anthem lol

[UmbrellaCorporation]

For anyone who wants to see the shirt thrown back at Cena...


http://s12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/thenameisjoe/?action=view&current=ce411003.flv

[Blitz]

Earthquake tribute :y:

[ClockShot]

Earthquake! We miss you!

HEYMAN!

[RGWhat316]

I'm actually pumped to see what is going to happen now. Let's get RAW started!

[ClockShot]

FUCK YEAH!

[Blitz]

Someone better upload ECW tomorrow for all us canucks to watch :mad:

[RGWhat316]

RV fn D

[Blitz]

Hope they set that belt on fire tomorrow.

[ClockShot]

NO! GET RID OF THE DAMNED BELT!

[Corndad]

Maybe Edge will be Champ going into Vengence??

[Azriel]

RVD is still champion. Hells yeah

[Blitz]

LOL at all the Spirit Squad having tag titles.

[Azriel]

So, what'll happen with Cena then?

[ClockShot]

HA HA! GOOD SIGN!

"I slept with Mae Young for these tickets!"

[Blitz]

I'd love to see a Cena heel turn tonight.

Prolly won't happen tho. :(

[Azriel]

Wow, doing the Kane thing right off the bat

[Thriller]

OMG they didnt fuck the fans over.Is Paul booking Raw too haha

[The Optimist]

Orton back on raw. . .

[crash99]

RVD v. Edge for Vengeance, I like it.

[Azriel]

Kill him Kane

[Blitz]

Silence of the Slams :nono:

[ClockShot]

Geez. JR is putting me to sleep already with these lines.

[Dagger Phillips]

I miss Coach

[Azriel]

Yeah, that was lame

[crash99]

Other Kane should be out soon.

[St. Jimmy]

C'mon Kane #2

[RawRocks]

and the masked Kane saves Orton

[Blitz]

LOL at Fake Kane rising up.

[Skippord]

Mother of god

[ClockShot]

LOL at the RKO counter!

[St. Jimmy]

lol. entrance... FROM HELLLLLL

[Blitz]

Better wig this week, thank God.

[Dagger Phillips]

Anyone else think the imposter Kane will end up being the real Kane?

[crash99]

That was weak.

[ClockShot]

So have we all decided that the fake Kane is Test. Or we still speculating?

[Skippord]

He is the Freakin Deacon

[Azriel]

Hopefully, they'll extend this next week, or maybe even right after commercial

[RawRocks]

if i recall, before Kane had his head shaved, the original one didn't have near as much hair as that new one does. And Test does have the hair.

[The Optimist]

Haas time

[Blitz]

Run Lillian, run!!!!

[Corndad]

Look out Lillian... here comes CHARLIE!

[ClockShot]

Ah. Haas still has his job.:lol:

THERE'S THE REPLAY!

[Blitz]

LOL, they're playing it up.

[St. Jimmy]

Holy Shit... Haas... on raw...lmaooooooo omfg they showed it... and up her skirt. LMAO.

[Corndad]

LOL at them showing the slow motion

[owenbrown]

Here comes Charlie Haas.

[Skippord]

Oh god he is going near her

[Blitz]

Haas promo!

[Corndad]

Oh please tell me they are making this an angle lol

[crash99]

Charlie Haas with interview time! wow.

[RGWhat316]

Are they actually turning this into an angle now?

[Blitz]

Heel turn, please. Kick her ass, Charlie!

[Azriel]

Turning this into a storyline I see

[St. Jimmy]

could this all possibly have been Kafaybed?.... i for one would be fooled...

[Corndad]

If Haas turns heel off what happened last week I may die laughing.

[owenbrown]

Don't do it Lilian. :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

FUCK YES! BIG PISSED VIS!

[crash99]

Vis is pissed.

[owenbrown]

Charlie is in deep shit now.

[ClockShot]

I figured Vis. would be nearby.

[The Optimist]

Me and The Critic already called the Viscera fued.

[Blitz]

Goddamnit.

[OverTaker]

BIG VISCERA, Oh mannnn

[Skippord]

RUN CHARLIE SAVE YOUR ASS

[RGWhat316]

LOL, "eat him Vis".

[Blitz]

Poor Charlie gets squashed for a mistake.

[owenbrown]

I see Lillian getting hurt again shortly.


or not. :shifty:

[Azriel]

Hmm, so Lillian going with Charlie? Jackie might not like that :lol:

[Blitz]

LOL, JR really loves Vince getting his ass kicked.

[Thriller]

Poor Charlie gets squashed for a mistake.
Literally

[ClockShot]

Whalercanes and Oilers all tied at 1 at second intermission.

[Blitz]

Oil's first goal was a beaut.

[owenbrown]

LOL i missed the bottle switch last week. :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Nipple Pinchyyyy

[owenbrown]

AHHHHHHHHHH Vince's ass :eek: :shifty: :nono:

[ClockShot]

Is it just me, or does coach look.....different?

[St. Jimmy]

Coach is actually tolerable in this role.

[Azriel]

:lol: at the green tint used for the recap

[ClockShot]

Sorry Jack, not really interested in your movie.

[St. Jimmy]

they need to give the ECW show a name already.

[St. Jimmy]

lmfao. sandman <3

[Blitz]

Hacksaw Vs Umaga :nono:

[Azriel]

Babe Ruth fought Godzilla :lol:

[ClockShot]

UUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA vs. Hacksaw..........

[ClockShot]

Damn. President McMahon is on early. I'd figure he'd be on at top o the hour.

[mike627]

sate of the WWE address.

[owenbrown]

Poor Hacksaw gonna job to the dreaded thumb of doom.:shifty:

[Skippord]

"THIS IS POINTLESS" CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO "There are children that watch this show" :no:

[RGWhat316]

LOL, it's HHH's fault that children saw Vince's ass.

[Skippord]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

[mike627]

the low ratings Squad,meh.

[Blitz]

Michaels is no longer in action...till about 11:04 tonight.

[owenbrown]

WHEN DOES VINCE CARE ABOUT THE CHILDREN WATCHING HIS SHOW?!:wtf: :rofl:

[Blitz]

At least it wasn't 20 minutes.

[crash99]

State of WWE address= Pointless

[Corndad]

IF that was all the "State of WWE" was... that kinda sucked.

[Azriel]

Hmm, T and A action always hots the spot

[St. Jimmy]

holy shit, it's only been 30 mins. =O

[Azriel]

Striker promo!!

[ClockShot]

I bet Striker throws in a Joe Pa. joke somewhere.

[crash99]

LET'S READ BOOKS!!!!!

[Azriel]

Let's Read Books! :lol:

[Azriel]

Let's Read Playboy! Let's Read Playboy!, more like

[St. Jimmy]

ooh. this is sexy pissbreak. time for a powerdump.

[Skippord]

I like it

[ClockShot]

All that water makes me wanna piss for some reason.

[mike627]

T & A time!

[Corndad]

this is what happens when all the decent women wrestlers get hurt

[RGWhat316]

Wow, this is taking place before 10 pm.

[Blitz]

Worst backbreaker ever?

[St. Jimmy]

... this is fucking stupid. =/

[Skippord]

My penis enjoys this match

[crash99]

This is..um..interesting.

[ClockShot]

BORING!

[Blitz]

This is about a half a step away from honest to God porn.

[St. Jimmy]

... who booked this?!

[James Steele]

LET'S READ BOOKS!
LET'S READ BOOKS!
LET'S READ BOOKS!
LET'S READ BOOKS!

[RGWhat316]

And to think that these 2 had the second to final match at Wrestlemania.

[Skippord]

"I LIKE TITS I LIKE TITS"

[Corndad]

Well more Lightning pics atleast...

[owenbrown]

Well that was pointless. :shifty:

[ThruTheWire]

Buttwater?

[St. Jimmy]

o_ o i feel dumber.

[Corndad]

Wow... Trish Healed quick....

[Blitz]

God I love Trish.

[Corndad]

DID TRISH JUST KISS PAM ANDERSON!!!

[Blitz]

Wow that was the tamest fake lesbian kiss ever.

[Corndad]

Why are they replaying this???

[owenbrown]

Isn't Trish's shoulder SUPPOSED to be hurt?! :wtf:

[RGWhat316]

Trish does seem to like pie.

[Azriel]

Trish kissed Pam! A dream come true

[ClockShot]

Well. Trish looks all better. Now if we can get Beth and Stacy back.....

[Corndad]

LOL AT THAT THINGS I HATE SIGN!

[Blitz]

LOL at the Things I Hate sign.

[RawRocks]

Trish does seem to like pie.
Have some Poontang Pie? Apple Pie? Cream Pie? Cherry Pie? :lol:

[Corndad]

Wow. those may have been the best signs I've seen in a while.

[Blitz]

Also, :nono: at the "Edge stole Big Ben's helmet" sign.

[Blitz]

Fuck. Hurricanes scored.

[ClockShot]

Score report:

Whalercanes 2-Oilers 1

[RGWhat316]

Damn, they didn't show the shirt getting thrown back.

[St. Jimmy]

thank you edge, lol.

[owenbrown]

WHO CARES about the controversy?! ROB VAN DAM is FINALLY the WWE champion. :D :love:

[Blitz]

Lita looks like such a man in that pic.

[Skippord]

Also, :nono: at the "Edge stole Big Ben's helmet" sign.
LOL, I dont care if I'm going to hell thats funny

[Azriel]

Hopefully Trips will murder the Squad

[Blitz]

Trips/SS isn't the main event :wtf:

[Corndad]

Im suprised they are having that match now? I figured with the possible HBK return would be last

[Azriel]

Woah, Maria is like wearing lingerie :drool:

[RGWhat316]

God I love Maria:drool:

[James Steele]

In honor of *licks thumbs*


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Here is my sig

[RawRocks]

For the love of God, end the DX teases tonight!

[ClockShot]

Dammit Trips. Pick a theme already.

[Azriel]

C'mon Trips, you can do this, no sweat

[owenbrown]

HHH is gonna introduce 5 new guys to the business end of the glass ceiling. :shifty:

[crash99]

Oh boy, another handicap match. Hopefully DX reforms tonight.

[Azriel]

What Vince fails to realize though, is that HHH is in peak physical condition

[St. Jimmy]

HHH + SS = J.O.B. SQUAD?

[Blitz]

Why not send them all at once?

[ClockShot]

Gauntlet match eh. This should be fun.

[RawRocks]

the DX chants :lol

[ClockShot]

Whoa. I figured Captain Kenny would be the last one in.

[crash99]

Should have sent out all five at once. This isn't really working against the almighty HHH.

[St. Jimmy]

this is probably going to end with Trips being 'injured' and him and Michaels showing up at the PPV unannounced.

[crash99]

Awesome bump by Mikey.

[owenbrown]

a Hamburger Helper Helmsley sign?! :rofl:

[ClockShot]

Where's Mitch the Bitch?

[Azriel]

It'll probably be Vince vs. HHH w/Shawn Michaels at the PPV

[crash99]

I bet when he calls out Mitch, it'll be HBK.

[Blitz]

Good entrance.

[ClockShot]

ALRIGHT!

[RGWhat316]

LOL, that was good.

[St. Jimmy]

well i was wrong... oh. Mini-Mark out for HBK.

[ClockShot]

More like Sweet Chest Music J.R.

[crash99]

Eh, I was half right.

[owenbrown]

HBK is running pretty damn good for having a "bad" knee. :shifty:

[Skippord]

They're gonna make out

[ClockShot]

GENTLEMEN! I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR EVERYONE!

[Blitz]

:lol: the look on Vince's face...

[RawRocks]

FINALLY!

[St. Jimmy]

.... i don't know if this is a happy day, or a sad day.

[Blitz]

Didn't need Hunter's ass, however.

[Azriel]

OMG!!! THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!!

[owenbrown]

OMG now HHH's ass :eek:

[Corndad]

I can imagine the High Member number is gonna be challenged now!

[The Optimist]

THANKS JR!!!!!

[Kalyx triaD]

Seen it coming for a while. Still...

D Fuckin X People!!!!!

[RawRocks]

you could see JR was just waiting to say it

[Corndad]

Well, after all this build up and its ruined for me by Shawn wearing a woman's shirt. lol

[Azriel]

Great moment!!

[St. Jimmy]

i kinda cringed a little... i mean... seriously... they're 40... but i mean... still a little mark out moment

[Corndad]

Now, I'm really not sure why this wasnt at the end of the show, theres gotta be something huge planed for the Edge/Cena match

[James Steele]

Well, after all this build up and its ruined for me by Shawn wearing a woman's shirt. lol

:lol:

That is the 3rd time HBK has worn that thing, but he always wears it when he kicks ass.

[OverTaker]

WOW AWSOME.

[ClockShot]

Good news and bad news. I live out near Hartford and there's a show friday with the main event being (highlight for spoilers.) Triple H vs. John Cena vs. Edge for the WWE Championship.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Anybody else think it a little odd they didn't play the D-X music?

[Vazz]

lol lame... Religious Shawn Michaels + The Game/King of Kings + no DX music and a couple lame dx chops does not equal DX.

[Blitz]

Vince is hilarious.

[James Steele]

:lol: @ Vince saying "DX DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX DIES!!!!!!!!"

I swear that Vince McMahon is the funniest voice and facial reaction guy ever.

[ClockShot]

As much as I love Hacksaw, get Estrada on the mic. ASAP!

[St. Jimmy]

... why the fuck would you follow up the DX reunion with the Legend and the Tard (you choose who's who)

[Blitz]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA

[Azriel]

Vince looked like he was having an aneurism :lol:

[James Steele]

As much as I love Hacksaw, get Estrada on the mic. ASAP!


HA HA! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!

[owenbrown]

TIME FOR THE DREADED THUMB OF DOOM :shifty:

[Corndad]

"he doesnt get paid by the hour"

[ClockShot]

Prop 2x4 I take it.

[Blitz]

Bob Saget Is My Hero sign. Good stuff.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

I like how Estrada called for the finish by saying "UUUUUMAAAAGAAA!!! AAHHHH!!!! SAMOA!!!!!"

[ClockShot]

ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRADA!

[Watson]

Well, after all this build up and its ruined for me by Shawn wearing a woman's shirt. lol

:rofl:

[PullMyFinger]

lol I'm glad DX back but no DX music felt weird.

Still good nonetheless. It would'vebeen ultimate markout if I would've heard, "BREAK IT DOWN!"

lol I laughed too when JR said they're gonna raise some hell now...yeah rebellious hell raisers at age 40 lol

[Blitz]

I'd love an Umaga/Carlito feud, just for the interaction between Estrada and Carlito.

[rob11]

Marks out for Estrada!

[James Steele]

RANDOM RVD PHOTOMEMORY:

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/4296/rvd5ku.jpg

TPWW Poster "Corkscrewed" and YOUR World Champion ROB VAN DAM

[mike627]

lol

[Azriel]

They showed the shirt throwing! Awesome!

[Azriel]

I'm thinking at Vengance its going to be triple threat for the title.

[RGWhat316]

Mr 10:40 seems to be gone, as he was Mr. 10:15 this week.

[The Answer]

They showed the shirt throwing! Awesome!

That was awesome, has anyone ever seen such a hostile crowd at a wrestling show before?

[Blitz]

I can't wait till they stop showing these See No Evil promos.

[owenbrown]

Random commercial thought: Why is it when they play that Burger King ad I keep thinkin they are saying "fucking" instead of "bucking"? :?:

[RGWhat316]

Ok, I already saw this movie. So they can stop showing all these videos every single week.

[Skippord]

God this makes me want to do the opposite of seeing the movie

[loopydate]

I'm strongly resisting the urge to type this in all capital letters:

Stop talking about "See No Evil!"

I didn't care four weeks ago, I somehow care even less now (Now, see that's one of those times when "I could care less" actually would be right).

[Blitz]

Foley :heart:

[ClockShot]

Ooooooh. Foley's out.

[owenbrown]

the 938471204857394th promotion for See No Evil. :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. i can't get over foley's shoes.

[Skippord]

Flair???

[Blitz]

Interesting...

[RGWhat316]

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

Naitch!