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Apocolyptik1
02-05-2004, 12:07 PM
If we got all of the WWE stars, and pitted them against each other in real fight, where the punches connected and hurt each other, who do you think could kick some serious ass? They could of course do other things besides punch, like obviously slamming each other would hurt like hell if it wasnt in the wrestling ring.

I think Big Poppa Pump would probably kill someone. From all the fans this guy has beaten up, I wouldnt even feel safe wrestling with him :lol: .

I think a WWE promotional boxing match should take place, just to put everyone's claims to who is the best to rest.

Kane Knight
02-05-2004, 12:09 PM
Triple H.

I mean, he's a legit champion.

123 kid
02-05-2004, 12:09 PM
I think Undertaker or Kane as they are both huge and strong ; big show is big but he is slow where as taker n kane (callaway and jacobs) are quick and athletic.........

But Funaki might win.............

123 kid
02-05-2004, 12:12 PM
[QUOTE=Apocolyptik1]

I think Big Poppa Pump would probably kill someone. From all the fans this guy has beaten up, I wouldnt even feel safe wrestling with him :lol: .

Maybe but he sucks as a wrestler all he could do is belly to bellies.
But the promotional boxing idea..... :drool:

Heyman
02-05-2004, 12:28 PM
Brock Lesnar.....hands down.

Surprisingly enough, I'd rank William Regal up there as well. Maybe not THE toughest, but a lot tougher than most people realize.


If Ken Shamrock was still here and was in his prime, he'd win easily.

The CyNick
02-05-2004, 12:29 PM
Angle

Rock Bottom
02-05-2004, 12:30 PM
Bubba Dudley.

Fryza
02-05-2004, 12:31 PM
O'Haire would be pretty high up there, too...

Depends, if it's some literal brawl together, nothing like Boxing/Kick-Boxing, I'd go with guys like Show, Train, Bradshaw, etc..

In a one on one deal, guys like O'Haire, Regal, the likes..

Apocolyptik1
02-05-2004, 12:31 PM
Brock Lesnar.....hands down.
Surprisingly enough, I'd rank William Regal up there as well. Maybe not THE toughest, but a lot tougher than most people realize.


How would Brock win hands down? You dont think that if he took 2 or 3 straight to the nose he wouldnt ball up like a little baby and cry?

Blue Demon
02-05-2004, 12:32 PM
Of all the guys now I'd say Kane, undertaker, RVD, Big Show, Lesner

Danny Electric
02-05-2004, 12:32 PM
The Cat, he could just kill everyone by being the dick he is.
BTW, I'd say Lesnar or Anfle because they could just throw the person to the ground. Being amateur wrestlers there going to be quick thinking.

Apocolyptik1
02-05-2004, 12:34 PM
I got to thinking about it, and even though Goldberg may not be a very good wrestler, he looks kinda mean...and he probably trains in all kinds of fighting style's.

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 12:36 PM
If we got all of the WWE stars, and pitted them against each other in real fight, where the punches connected and hurt each other, who do you think could kick some serious ass? They could of course do other things besides punch, like obviously slamming each other would hurt like hell if it wasnt in the wrestling ring.

I think Big Poppa Pump would probably kill someone. From all the fans this guy has beaten up, I wouldnt even feel safe wrestling with him :lol: .

I think a WWE promotional boxing match should take place, just to put everyone's claims to who is the best to rest.

yeah, but it would need a name that rhymed. 'Fight for the right", maybe, or "brawl for...." wait, that one sucks.

Loose Cannon
02-05-2004, 12:39 PM
I would say Lesner or Angle.

Apocolyptik1
02-05-2004, 12:41 PM
Ok since everyone is picking Lesner or Angle, we elminate the wrestling side of it and it is now just Kick-Boxing, NOW PICK ONE DAMMIT!

Rock Bottom
02-05-2004, 12:41 PM
Didn't some fan kick Goldberg's ass or something? Or did someone? Or was that a rumor? (Can't remember sh*t anymore.)

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 12:42 PM
THe ones I think are legit hard as fark

Angle, Regal, Lesnar, O'Haire. They could probably outfight just about anyone in the fed. Jericho comes across as fast and mobile, but I don't know how much genuine fighting experience he has.

In terms of anyone who has wrestled, Shamrock would probably be fairly deadly.

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 12:43 PM
straight up kickboxing, I'd actually fancy Rob Van Dam's chances.

Or Steve Blackman, but then I'd also fancy Steve Blackman's chances if it was a 'kill your opponent and bury them in a shallow grave somewhere' match

Kenny
02-05-2004, 12:44 PM
I'm going to have to go with the Benoit, Angle, Lesnar kinda crowd.

People with mat wrestling / submission skill are always on top. You can download a video off of Kazaa where they put some Martial Arts master up against a ground fighting / submission student and the ground fighter wipes the floor with him.

That kind of fighting is the new thing... pretty soon street brawling and several popular martial arts styles are going to be obsolete.

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 12:45 PM
also, Regal has the Wigan hooking background. He could disable you without thinking to much about it.

123 kid
02-05-2004, 12:45 PM
Didn't some fan kick Goldberg's ass or something? Or did someone? Or was that a rumor? (Can't remember sh*t anymore.)

It was.... ME :shifty:




But seriously I dont know,

p.s Angle would get hammered in a fight 1 punch from say Big Show and Goodnight Angle

Like someone said if Shamrock was here then he would win

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 12:46 PM
in terms of mixed martial arts, the style that seems to win most is a combination. Hard, fast strikes combined with the ability to grapple. Tito Ortiz is a master of this.

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 12:49 PM
It was.... ME :shifty:




But seriously I dont know,

p.s Angle would get hammered in a fight 1 punch from say Big Show and Goodnight Angle

Like someone said if Shamrock was here then he would win

how in the world would Show be able to punch Angle? Angle is very fast and VERY agile. Show swings that fist, and Angle is behind him before it comes any where near connecting.

Show is big and strong, but he's slow as hell, and you NEED speed in a fight.

Ricky
02-05-2004, 12:56 PM
Chris Jericho beat up Goldberg once.

Apocolyptik1
02-05-2004, 12:59 PM
Chris Jericho beat up Goldberg once.

Uhh was Goldberg unconcious and lost the use of his limbs?

Chris Jericho?

123 kid
02-05-2004, 01:09 PM
how in the world would Show be able to punch Angle? Angle is very fast and VERY agile. Show swings that fist, and Angle is behind him before it comes any where near connecting.

Show is big and strong, but he's slow as hell, and you NEED speed in a fight.

Ok then say from Kane?

SUPREMO
02-05-2004, 01:33 PM
I think Kane or Taker

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 01:55 PM
Uhh was Goldberg unconcious and lost the use of his limbs?

Chris Jericho?

yes, they got into a fight backstage, and Jericho outmaneouvred him.

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 01:56 PM
I think Kane or Taker

Mark Calloway's knees are shot and everyone knows this. If yout take out his knees, he's done.

123 kid
02-05-2004, 02:03 PM
Matt Morgan or Haas or Benjamin would be a fair bet as in my opinion would rhyno

Excellance of Execution
02-05-2004, 02:18 PM
I know he isn't in the WWE anymore, but i'm still going to say Nathan Jones. He has two things that stand out that scare the shit out of me: One he is f*cking huge, and two, he is f*cking crazy. He's not someone you'd want to piss off or get into it with.

Funky Fly
02-05-2004, 02:23 PM
For all you guys saying Goldberg and Undertaker, what you don't realise is that Goldberg is all show. Jericho whooped his ass backstage legitimately back in WCW.

Kurt Angle is an Olympic Champion: he can legitimately whoop just about anyone's ass in the WWE. If he were to break Kayfabe mid-match and actually attack the Big Show, Show wouldn't stand a chance since Angle would have him on the ground in probably less than 10 seconds.

Al Snow, Steve Blackman, Rob Van Dam and Sean O' Haire are legitimate martial arts masters and Willam Regal has real street fighting background.

Undertaker is big, but he's damn near 50. He couldn't take any of those guys.

123 kid
02-05-2004, 02:37 PM
I know he isn't in the WWE anymore, but i'm still going to say Nathan Jones. He has two things that stand out that scare the shit out of me: One he is f*cking huge, and two, he is f*cking crazy. He's not someone you'd want to piss off or get into it with.
:y:
DYK Jones actually did serve time in jail but 2 and a half years not 10 years like the promos said.

p.s: Can anyone back up Jones was jailed for armed robbery?

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 02:38 PM
Nathan Jones? What's he going to do? Squirt milk in my eyes?

123 kid
02-05-2004, 02:43 PM
Nathan Jones? What's he going to do? Squirt milk in my eyes?

Or just pick you up and throw you into a wall (unless your Mark Henryof course)

Lamuella
02-05-2004, 02:46 PM
or unless I'm too fast gfor him to catch. Jones isn't hyper agile or hyper fast. He's big and strong, but big and strong only take you so far.

The most devastating fighter I ever saw in real life was 5'4'' tall and looked like a pen salesman. He had been doing akido for over 30 years, and could school anyone he came across just because he was fast, agile and graceful.

Cactus Sid
02-05-2004, 03:03 PM
Maybe not as much now, but a few years back, Bischoff might have whooped a few people

Innovator
02-05-2004, 03:08 PM
Orlando Jordan was a boxer wasn't he

Kane Knight
02-05-2004, 03:20 PM
p.s: Can anyone back up Jones was jailed for armed robbery?

Actually, he was locked up for being Australlian. It's policy, kind of the Aussie version of "paying your dues."

SukkaChump
02-05-2004, 03:24 PM
Mcmahon! hes got "fire" power, literally, anyone touches him and everyones fired.. well except for his baby Funaki.. but if this was 1997-2000 i'd have to go with Steve blackman or Ken Shamrock, at the time

but now i'd have to go with Angle maybe? hes a quick guy.. has "Real" Wrestling experiance so he could make alot of people squeal, that or Batista might have a shot?

SuperSlim
02-05-2004, 03:34 PM
My picks would have to go along the lines of
RVD- background
Tazz- background
Steiner-roid rage
Lesnar- strength and mat
Angle-speed and mat

blake639raw
02-05-2004, 03:55 PM
Lesnar is 300 lbs. of pure fn muscle, seems pretty mobile, AND is a legit national wrestling champion. The only person on the roster who could probably take him is Angle.

Danny Electric
02-07-2004, 06:37 PM
OK if we're doing it by martial arts Rico would kick ass.

xGuiltyFatex
02-16-2004, 05:01 AM
What if it was just between Triple H and Goldberg? Me and my brother are arguing about this.

Mister Sinister
02-16-2004, 08:18 AM
Angle or O'Haire....unless the entire roster gangs up and takes them out at one time....

Mister Sinister
02-16-2004, 08:21 AM
For all you guys saying Goldberg and Undertaker, what you don't realise is that Goldberg is all show. Jericho whooped his ass backstage legitimately back in WCW.

And You Can't Forget About A Couple Months ago as well :lol:

Innovator
02-16-2004, 10:01 AM
If it was between HHH and Goldberg, I'd take Goldberg as he does have some speed to him, also HHH has a gut now

Taz could go the distance, he was a mat wrestler. Also if he locks in the tazmission for real you go out pretty fast

thuganomicalcrippler
02-27-2004, 12:04 PM
Great topic. I would have to go with Angle/Benoit/Lesnar, simply because of their mat wrestling skills. It'd probably be Lesnar, because of brute force.

WAIT A MINUTE! What about the king of ass-whooping, The Texas Rattlesnake?? I know he isn't an active wrestler, but a couple of years ago......

OssMan
02-27-2004, 03:01 PM
Kevin Nash

MVP
02-27-2004, 03:31 PM
Way to bump old threads, fu</>cker.

Anyways I say Brock Lesnar.

Kane Knight
02-27-2004, 03:52 PM
Rob Van Dam.

I don't even know who were the options for this thread (or really the question beyond who would win)

Imagi-Nation
02-29-2004, 07:57 AM
ppl who are huge and animals
so...Batista, Brock, Berg, Taker, Kane

Shamrock would win but hey he's not there anymore

RGWhat316
02-29-2004, 04:13 PM
Even though many don't like him as a wrestler, I think Mark Henry could kick ass in a real fight. He was also in the olympics and I'm pretty sure he won one of the Schwarsnegger contests.

Mikey
02-29-2004, 05:52 PM
O Haire possibly

Gerard
02-29-2004, 06:09 PM
Kurt Angle is an Olympic Champion: he can legitimately whoop just about anyone's ass in the WWE. If he were to break Kayfabe mid-match and actually attack the Big Show, Show wouldn't stand a chance since Angle would have him on the ground in probably less than 10 seconds.




Problem is getting big show ON the ground and to be honest if he doesn't wanna go to ground i doubt theres many people in wwe that could floor him. Big show is also the guy that broke some guys jaw in one punch a few years back and the guy in question was no small guy at around 6 foot 6 or so.

loopydate
02-29-2004, 06:34 PM
Brock Lesnar. He's too strong for the smaller guys, and too fast for the bigger guys. Add to that his legit wrestling background and the fact that he's 295 pounds and built like a wall, and he'd win this.

It'd probably come down to Brock, Angle, and maybe Tazz (if we're letting non-wrestlers in this). If Angle were allowed to put people in a legit anklelock (not the "TV" version he uses), there would be so many crippled wrestlers, it would be almost comical. Tazz was the leverage king, so he'd be able to take down the bigger guys, and if he wrapped his arms around a cruiser, it'd be over.

Top five toughest, IMO:

1) Brock Lesnar
2) Kurt Angle
3) Tazz
4) Shelton Benjamin (you just KNOW Brock had to teach him some things at UM)
5) William Regal (a scrapper)

Innovator
02-29-2004, 07:42 PM
Lesnar isn't that tough. I mean yeah he was an NCAA champion, but out of the last couple years, he is looked at like the worst NCAA champ in the past couple years. I have a tape of him just getting bitched around the circle. He is powerful but he was clumsy.

Shelton would be a great pick, I mean All-American wrestler AND track and fielder. Shelton is a legit athlete and is fast as hell. Tazz also would take anyone out

Shaggy
02-29-2004, 09:14 PM
I think I would have to go with a few people.

Triple H
Bubba Ray Dudley
Undertaker
Kane
and maybe
Bradshaw

KaliKot
02-29-2004, 09:35 PM
Goldberg, he's legit

Jericho had a headlock on him but it didnt say he actually beat up Goldberg
Internet anti-goldberg fools make him look BAD

Steve Blackman and The Bossman can win!

HeartBreakMan2k
02-29-2004, 10:39 PM
Lesnar, followed by Angle

John la Rock
03-01-2004, 12:45 AM
Brock Lesnar and Goldberg would beat the shit out of everybody

jessica rocks
03-01-2004, 03:01 AM
Goldberg, he's legit

Jericho had a headlock on him but it didnt say he actually beat up Goldberg
Internet anti-goldberg fools make him look BAD

Steve Blackman and The Bossman can win!

Is it opposite day in your world??? :eek:

Mikey
03-01-2004, 03:31 AM
Is it opposite day in your world??? :eek:

:love:

The Ravishing One
03-01-2004, 07:23 AM
I would say Lesner or Angle.


Safe bet