Join Me in Shitting on ECW

[Loose Cannon]

LOL @ ECW.

[Loose Cannon]

I'd like to think ECW had a nice little run, but I really don't think they ever got past the start line. lol

[Loose Cannon]

Two Words.

The Zombie

[OverTaker]

It will be buried again, then revived again in a few years.

[Kalyx triaD]

This is sad. Not in an XFL comedic sad, but just plain sad. ECW could've been something, greater than it was with the money behind it. But no:

-Shitty time slot
-Shitty network (sci-fi is good, but not for pro-wrestling)
-Back direction (and the answer is to KEEP going in the wrong direction?!?)

RIP ECW. F*ck you, WWECW.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE NEW BREED UNLEASED

[Blitz]

ROFL @ ECW

[McLegend]

Too easy

[Team Sheep]

Lol, Sci-fi is good.

[Chavo Classic]

Two Words.

The Zombie

Followed by two more words.

Mark Out

[Disturbed316]

NACHO LIBRE!

[Vazz]

They totally dropped the ball on ECW. It could have been great. All they had to do was the same things they did in the one night stand ppv minus wwe wrestlers.

[Team Sheep]

Lol, ECW is good.

[Juan]

Did I miss something??

[Xero]

I suppose you did.

[Kane Knight]

THE NEW BREED RELEASED

[Corkscrewed]

Vince has accomplished what he secretly set out to do: to tarnish the ECW name forever. Now when most people think of ECW, their last memories won't be of ECW in '99/00, or last year's amazing One Night Stand PPV, or even this year's decent One Night Stand 2. No, people will think that ECW is just as bad as the WWE and fail to understand how people could have watched it years ago (when it was different; but most casual wrestling fans won't know that).

Treachery at its finest, I tell ya.

[Kane Knight]

If only he was smart enough to have planned that.

Unless his plan's been to do the wame with WWE...

[KayfabeMan]

I will join you.

[Londoner]

ECW went down the shitter the moment they announced Heyman doesn't have any control. I can't believe they're still using WWE wrestlers on the show, fucking ridiculous if you ask me.

For promoting vengeance, that was ok. But its gone too far now. Anyone else feel Heyman has been tricked into this? Or atleast, mislead? Since he was told he would be in control with Tommy Dreamer...

So yeah i'll join you LC.

LMAO@WWECW

[Kane Knight]

I can't do it. I don't have the heart to attack a quadraplegic.

[RVDmark]

I kind of like having the raw wrestlers on ECW it feels a bit like when there were two episodes a week of the one show. Storylines move quicker and have more build up. Theres no time for any swerves, twists in the tail as they only have 4 or 8 shows between PPV's. Ok so it shits on the past ECW but the more speration between the old and new the better. That way if Vince fucks up this ECW it wont seem like he's shitting on ECW of old, he's just fucking up his own company.

[RVDmark]

TL I agree that I have wondered about whether Vince brought in paul got paul to tell him everything he needed to know about ECW and now vince has told him to get the F out.

see what I did there :)

[Kane Knight]

I kind of like having the raw wrestlers on ECW it feels a bit like when there were two episodes a week of the one show. Storylines move quicker and have more build up. Theres no time for any swerves, twists in the tail as they only have 4 or 8 shows between PPV's. Ok so it shits on the past ECW but the more speration between the old and new the better. That way if Vince fucks up this ECW it wont seem like he's shitting on ECW of old, he's just fucking up his own company.

I'd agree with you if not for the whole thing where tyhe storylines they're advancing are shitty and do neither brand credit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am actually hoping the new ECW is called off, is that sick of me? I am more interested in seeing most of the ECW guys in WWE than I actually am seeing them in ECW.

Jazz and Trinity could help the Women's Division out, something it desperately needs. Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke helping out RAW's tag division could be great (don't say The FBI wouldn't get a chance on RAW, Little Guido is one of Vince's favourites, plus with an attractive woman, he will get over). Kurt Angle and Big Show are needed on SmackDown!. Why Test isn't heading back to SmackDown! and joining King Booker's Court is beyond me. What could have been King Booker, Queen Sharmell, William Regal, Finlay, Little Bastard, Test, Goldust, Mini-Book and Mini-Dust has been reduced to the first five. Damn tragedy. Well about Test and Goldust it is.

Balls Mahoney and Justin Credible have the chops to be solid mid-card guys. Credible could even find himself in DX. Mahoney vs. Angle still needs to be done.

CM Punk would be great as a mid-carder on either RAW or SmackDown!, and Kelly would get just as much exposure being used in useless Diva segments as she would in useless Vixen segments.

Just let ECW fold after the twelve weeks, and start bringing the guys into active RAW and SmackDown! roles.

OVW/DSW:
1. Al Snow- Trainer/Commentator
2. Paul Heyman- Writer
3. Stevie Richards- Trainer/Wrestler
4. Tommy Dreamer- Writer

RAW:
1. Big Guido- IC Division/World Tag Team Division
2. Jazz- Women's Division
3. Joey Styles- Replaces JR
4. Justin Credible- IC Division
5. Little Guido- IC Division/World Tag Team Division
6. Sandman- Heat Squash Matches
7. Shelly Martinez- Women's Division
8. Tony Mamaluke- World Tag Team Division
9. Trinity- Women's Division

SmackDown!:
1. Balls Mahoney- US Division
2. Big Show- World Heavyweight Division
3. C.W. Anderson- US Division
4. Danny Doring- WWE Tag Team Division
5. Francine- Diva/Manager
6. Kelly- Diva/Valet
7. Kurt Angle- World Heavyweight Division
8. Roadkill- WWE Tag Team Division
9. Tazz- Replaces Steve Romero
10. Test- US Division

[LK]

I would join you but I believe that the WWE has covered it with as much shit as possible. Well them and the two fuckheads I call RVD and Sabu.

[Xero]

I am actually hoping the new ECW is called off, is that sick of me? I am more interested in seeing most of the ECW guys in WWE than I actually am seeing them in ECW.

Jazz and Trinity could help the Women's Division out, something it desperately needs. Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke helping out RAW's tag division could be great (don't say The FBI wouldn't get a chance on RAW, Little Guido is one of Vince's favourites, plus with an attractive woman, he will get over). Kurt Angle and Big Show are needed on SmackDown!. Why Test isn't heading back to SmackDown! and joining King Booker's Court is beyond me. What could have been King Booker, Queen Sharmell, William Regal, Finlay, Little Bastard, Test, Goldust, Mini-Book and Mini-Dust has been reduced to the first five. Damn tragedy. Well about Test and Goldust it is.

Balls Mahoney and Justin Credible have the chops to be solid mid-card guys. Credible could even find himself in D80X. Mahoney vs. Angle still needs to be done.

CM Punk would be great as a mid-carder on either RAW or SmackDown!, and Kelly would get just as much exposure being used in useless Diva segments as she would in useless Vixen segments.

Just let ECW fold after the twelve weeks, and start bringing the guys into active RAW and SmackDown! roles.

OVW/DSW:
1. Al Snow- Trainer/Commentator
2. Paul Heyman- Writer
3. Stevie Richards- Trainer/Wrestler
4. Tommy Dreamer- Writer

RAW:
1. Big Guido- IC Division/World Tag Team Division
2. Jazz- Women's Division
3. Joey Styles- Replaces JR
4. Justin Credible- IC Division
5. Little Guido- IC Division/World Tag Team Division
6. Sandman- Heat Squash Matches
7. Shelly Martinez- Women's Division
8. Tony Mamaluke- World Tag Team Division
9. Trinity- Women's Division

SmackDown!:
1. Balls Mahoney- US Division
2. Big Show- World Heavyweight Division
3. C.W. Anderson- US Division
4. Danny Doring- WWE Tag Team Division
5. Francine- Diva/Manager
6. Kelly- Diva/Valet
7. Kurt Angle- World Heavyweight Division
8. Roadkill- WWE Tag Team Division
9. Tazz- Replaces Steve Romero
10. Test- US Division
You're kidding yourself if you think 80% of those guys won't be released.

[PorkSoda]

LOL @ ECW!

My grandmother could easily whoop all their asses with a mop. Then my grandfather could take a sponge and scare the sand out of the Sandman. Then my uncles brothers wifes step brother could take tennis balls and ball the balls out of Balls Mahoney. Then my dogs could easily make Tony Mamaluke scream MAMA when they are done fiddling with his luke.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You're kidding yourself if you think 80% of those guys won't be released.

Well, a lot of them are safe.

Kurt Angle, Big Show, Test, Al Snow, Stevie Richards, Paul Heyman, Little Guido, Trinity, Kelly, Shelly and Roadkill will be kept around. The others, they will probably go. Just suggestions from me on how they can be used.

[Y2Jeremy]

I think we need more Roadkill on ECW TV. ECW will never be the same, but I don't know if they will ever be decent. I hope that the stars will atleast be safe after they merciful cancel it when the Viewers stop watching and Sci-Fi wises up.

[Kane Knight]

No, I'd like to see it pulled, too.

[Jaton]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PorkSoda again.

[Fox]

Some of these guys are finally collecting the paychecks from ECW that they never got back in 99/00. I think Heyman hiring them is kind of his way of saying he's sorry, but really, all those guys who just signed on (Anderson, Sandman, Doring, Roadkill, etc, etc) weren't going to make this kind of money anywhere else. If it weren't for the "NEW ECW" they wouldn't get a payout.

They'll collect their money that Heyman owes them, ECW will fold, not because of a lack of trying on the wrestler's part, but because Vince McMahon is a fucking idiot, and then they'll all go home, albeit a few thousand dollars richer.

[Rob]

LOL @ ECW.

Kevin Nash loves "LOL".

[Mr. JL]

The three best things of the last show was Kelly's ass, CM Punk promo, and the "Mar-i-juana" chants.

[KingofOldSchool]

"WWE has come to terms with the release of the ECW roster. We wish them the best in their future wrestling at 5th rate Indy shows."

[Xero]

"WWE has come to terms with the release of the ECW roster. We wish TNA the best of luck in this transaction."

[FourFifty]

A buddy of mine came up with the best idea...
Wouldn't it be really cool if one night on Raw or SmackDown they tell us ECW was all a dream, and it never really happened?

[Xero]

A buddy of mine came up with the best idea...
Wouldn't it be really cool if one night on Raw or SmackDown they tell us ECW was all a dream, and it never really happened?

They did that with WCW already and clearly no one bought it.

[Kane Knight]

"WWE has come to terms with the release of the ECW roster. We wish TNA the best of luck in this transaction."

You didn't really correct him, just named the fifth rate promotion.

[Xero]

You didn't really correct him, just named the fifth rate promotion.
Woah woah woah... TNA is NOT a fifth rate promotion...

Everyone knows it goes WWE, ROH, CZW, TNA. They're a fourth rate promotion.

[Kane Knight]

My bad. I forgot.