KayfabeMan
07-03-2006, 09:55 PM
Where do I start? I guess here, since it's a black box and
words seem to be appearing as I'm typing them. So here goes.
I've decided for my 4,000th post / Kayfabe Corner #15 to re-post
some funny [or at least attemptedly funny] comments made in
previous Kayfabe Corners. Some have been slightly modified to
reflect changes, others have been left alone for the sake of original attempted hilarity. There are also several news ones up. Anyhow,
read on if you wish, and hopefully enjoy. I have missed my TPWW
home, and am glad to be somewhat back. :)
*Jeff Jarrett will lose the NWA Title Belt. He will then sue American Airlines for misplacing his valuable luggage, and have a new title made. When asked about when he will drop the belt, Jarrett replies honestly, saying, "I will never drop this belt. The plates can crack easily."
*A new stable in Booker T, Shelton Benjamin, Teddy Long, Sharmell, Mark Henry & Bobby Lashley, will be formed. WWE will refuse to acknowledge any similarities between the wrestlers, other than the color of their eyes. When asked if he is a racist, Vince McMahon replies with, "I've never been a NASCAR fan in my life."
*In an effort to further push HHH, WWE's marketing wizards will put the tag titles on him. He will (surprisingly) need a tag partner to do this. He will be teamed with the returning Shannon Moore, and printing of shirts and hats will commence for the brilliant team of "Moore HHH".
*Mark Jindrak will be called up to WWE RAW along with Mark Henry. Their tag name will be "The Two Huge Marks". Upon hearing this, Ric Flair will raise hell with the team for breaking kayfabe and being backstage, and they will be sent back to OVW.
*UK fans will get a treat, as at WWE's next UK PPV - Funaki, Kenzo Suzuki, and Tajiri will make their first official group appearance as Team E.G.G.R.O.L.L. (Every Guy Gets Randy Over Lindsay Lohan). When he was asked if putting this group together with that name was nothing more than him taking a shot at Asian wrestlers, Vince McMahon replied, "That's extremely ridiculous. I don't even own a weapon."
*TNA will have Shark Boy pick-up the X-Division Championship. They then ask him to hand it back to Christopher Daniels, who accidentally dropped it on the ground.
*Stephanie McMahon will announce that she is pregnant. In true wrestling fashion there is a swerve, and Vince is announced as the father. Unfortunately, this isn't part of a storyline.
*To solve not only his own problems, but the lack of work for the younger wrestlers, HHH sends talent to Job Corps. Upon returning, they immediately begin working with HHH - to repair the crack in the glass ceiling.
*In more bad news for TNA, many people have been leaving during the middle of their TV tapings, complaining that it is too cold inside. This usually happens during Monty Brown matches, when there is absolutely no heat in the building :shifty:
*Wanting to promote cultural diversity in the WWE, Vince McMahon scouts the world for the best available talents to meet WWE's current apparently high standards; this results in the attempted signing of Nacho Libre.
*WWE Films, hot off the release of 'See No Evil', internationally releases their next film, 'The Marine' - or as they are planning on calling it in the US, 'See No Profit' :shifty:
*Jeff Jarrett will take himself out of the NWA World Title picture. He will then brag to his friends about how good he is at using Photoshop.
*Sci-Fi will demand a new "vampire" themed character for ECW on Tuesdays. In response, Paul Heyman will make Vince McMahon an ECW character, saying, "He's perfect for this. He's been sucking the life out of WWE for years now."
words seem to be appearing as I'm typing them. So here goes.
I've decided for my 4,000th post / Kayfabe Corner #15 to re-post
some funny [or at least attemptedly funny] comments made in
previous Kayfabe Corners. Some have been slightly modified to
reflect changes, others have been left alone for the sake of original attempted hilarity. There are also several news ones up. Anyhow,
read on if you wish, and hopefully enjoy. I have missed my TPWW
home, and am glad to be somewhat back. :)
*Jeff Jarrett will lose the NWA Title Belt. He will then sue American Airlines for misplacing his valuable luggage, and have a new title made. When asked about when he will drop the belt, Jarrett replies honestly, saying, "I will never drop this belt. The plates can crack easily."
*A new stable in Booker T, Shelton Benjamin, Teddy Long, Sharmell, Mark Henry & Bobby Lashley, will be formed. WWE will refuse to acknowledge any similarities between the wrestlers, other than the color of their eyes. When asked if he is a racist, Vince McMahon replies with, "I've never been a NASCAR fan in my life."
*In an effort to further push HHH, WWE's marketing wizards will put the tag titles on him. He will (surprisingly) need a tag partner to do this. He will be teamed with the returning Shannon Moore, and printing of shirts and hats will commence for the brilliant team of "Moore HHH".
*Mark Jindrak will be called up to WWE RAW along with Mark Henry. Their tag name will be "The Two Huge Marks". Upon hearing this, Ric Flair will raise hell with the team for breaking kayfabe and being backstage, and they will be sent back to OVW.
*UK fans will get a treat, as at WWE's next UK PPV - Funaki, Kenzo Suzuki, and Tajiri will make their first official group appearance as Team E.G.G.R.O.L.L. (Every Guy Gets Randy Over Lindsay Lohan). When he was asked if putting this group together with that name was nothing more than him taking a shot at Asian wrestlers, Vince McMahon replied, "That's extremely ridiculous. I don't even own a weapon."
*TNA will have Shark Boy pick-up the X-Division Championship. They then ask him to hand it back to Christopher Daniels, who accidentally dropped it on the ground.
*Stephanie McMahon will announce that she is pregnant. In true wrestling fashion there is a swerve, and Vince is announced as the father. Unfortunately, this isn't part of a storyline.
*To solve not only his own problems, but the lack of work for the younger wrestlers, HHH sends talent to Job Corps. Upon returning, they immediately begin working with HHH - to repair the crack in the glass ceiling.
*In more bad news for TNA, many people have been leaving during the middle of their TV tapings, complaining that it is too cold inside. This usually happens during Monty Brown matches, when there is absolutely no heat in the building :shifty:
*Wanting to promote cultural diversity in the WWE, Vince McMahon scouts the world for the best available talents to meet WWE's current apparently high standards; this results in the attempted signing of Nacho Libre.
*WWE Films, hot off the release of 'See No Evil', internationally releases their next film, 'The Marine' - or as they are planning on calling it in the US, 'See No Profit' :shifty:
*Jeff Jarrett will take himself out of the NWA World Title picture. He will then brag to his friends about how good he is at using Photoshop.
*Sci-Fi will demand a new "vampire" themed character for ECW on Tuesdays. In response, Paul Heyman will make Vince McMahon an ECW character, saying, "He's perfect for this. He's been sucking the life out of WWE for years now."