Is Umaga just going to keep on destroying jobbers?

[OverTaker]

Don't get me wrong, he's awesome in the ring. If Big Show was still on Raw, there would be a good feud.

[Skippord]

I dont like him at all

[.44 Magdalene]

He's Samoa Joe's Gillberg.

[Y2Jeremy]

He's Samoa Joe's Gillberg.

yes sir, he is. and no sir, I don't like it(ren and stimpy fans get it).
I can't see a good feud mid card feud for him that would be competitive. He will keep squashing people until a mainevent slot opens up, just like Khali.

[Kane Knight]

Of course not. Just when you think this angle is going somewhere, he'll be fired.

[BobBitchen]

yes sir, he is. and no sir, I don't like it(ren and stimpy fans get it).


Not 1 bit.

[mrslackalack]

I heard he was going to get pushed to the main event scene after Summerslam like Masters was last year.

[Stickman]

I think he's one of the most pointless characters out there. He'll obviously never be world champ, he won't exactly have a five star match cuz he only faces jobbers. What'll happen is for no reason whatsoever he'll turn on Estrada who is another pointless character. I'm tired of this shit, same old recycled crap.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Umaga is the man.

No, that was not a type-o.

The guy can work. I even enjoyed him back when he was Jamal. Estrada adds another dimension to the character, and while the tribal savage may be a tad played out, when was the last time we really saw it before him?

I think he should feud with Cena.

[CSL]

Umaga is the man.

No, that was not a type-o.

The guy can work. I even enjoyed him back when he was Jamal. Estrada adds another dimension to the character, and while the tribal savage may be a tad played out, when was the last time we really saw it before him?

I think he should feud with Cena.

<font color=white>The first bit may not be type-o but surely the last bit has to be?</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

No. Shut up.

[Kane Knight]

Apparently, bland shitty wrestlers are "the man."

[Anybody Thrilla]

Apparently.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Ahhh, I see.

My mistake.</font>

[Y2Jeremy]

Yes, Good man

[Anybody Thrilla]

What makes him a 'shitty' wrestler, though? Bland, I could see, but at least Estrada's with him. In-ring, I don't think he's bad at all.

[Stickman]

What makes him a 'shitty' wrestler, though? Bland, I could see, but at least Estrada's with him. In-ring, I don't think he's bad at all.

Estrada doesn't add much. All he does is yell his name and call Umaga the human bodozer or something. That's it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

People mark out for Estrada.

[CSL]

In-ring, I don't think he's good at all.

<font color=white>Not bad, not good. Just...meh.</font>

[Londoner]

Umaga bores the fuck out of me, same goes for Estrada. Even if Umaga was in a feud he would bore me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's fundamentally sound, and for a guy his size, he's mobile as shit. His offense looks believeable...I guess the only thing I haven't seen too much is how he sells, seeing as to how his opponents hardly ever get in offense.

But even if you think he's "not bad, not good", that shouldn't translate to "shitty", I don't think.

As much as I'd love to sit here and debate Umaga, I have some things to take care of. Fare thee well.

[Gerard]

Estrada doesn't add much. All he does is yell his name and call Umaga the human bodozer or something. That's it.

What dee fook are joo talkeeng about HAHA

:?:

[Innovator]

Estrada is the goods haha

[Kane Knight]

People mark out for Estrada.

"people" mark out for Anyone who gives them something to chant along with.

[The Show Off]

He's fundamentally sound, and for a guy his size, he's mobile as shit. His offense looks believeable...I guess the only thing I haven't seen too much is how he sells, seeing as to how his opponents hardly ever get in offense.

But even if you think he's "not bad, not good", that shouldn't translate to "shitty", I don't think.

As much as I'd love to sit here and debate Umaga, I have some things to take care of. Fare thee well.

Well I know his offense looks believalbe what with that devistating thumb which can knock out any opponent.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He does more than the thumb, but OK.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"people" mark out for Anyone who gives them something to chant along with.

Is that a bad thing?

[St. Jimmy]

Estrada is great, Jewmaga is not. I'm not going to bitch now, but when he gets his push and is shoved down out throats then I'll pitch a bitch.

[Skippord]

I like Estrada I hate Umaga

[Skippord]

He does more than the thumb, but OK.
Like the dreaded ASS TO THE FACE :|

[ClockShot]

Like the dreaded ASS TO THE FACE :|

So. Look at Torrie Wilson.:shifty:

[Afterlife]

If Estrada sticks around, he'll be a superb manager, for several people. He's an attention getter, and that's what managers ought to be. Like Daivari, before he started speaking English.

Jamalga has got to get a finisher that looks like a finisher. Watching that damn Samoan Spike gags me everytime. Perhaps something like that super thump he does to the guys sitting in the corner. Y'know...a big move for the big guy.

And seriously, wether he's shitty or spectacular, he's going to have to get a feud going or he's gonna be lost. I mean, Viscera for 2 weeks....They saved Kamala for RAW like it'd be something great, i.e. savage vs. savage....and then squashed him. It's getting ridiculous and stupid. Hell, they keep it up, we'll have to start calling him "Ucena".

[Kane Knight]

Is that a bad thing?

No, but it makes your point rather meaningless. That doesn't make him good, and it sure doesn't mean he adds depth to the character of Umaga.

If Vito came out tonight and started using the catchphrase "CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS !!!!!"

Within two weeks people would be cheering along.And I don't just mean Loopydate and Chyna.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Umaga's been growing on me. I'm not going to call him a success story, because he's not, but he seems to be putting more energy into the character, playing it a bit better. Still a shitty-ass gimmick, though.

I like Armando Alejandro Estrada, and seems to be more over than the guy he's managing. Stick Estrada with either Shelton Benjamin or Charlie Haas. Umaga needs to go back to being Jamal, and using the Splash as a finishing move. The guy doesn't even look that big anymore, but it's better than the Samoan Spike (which I don't have a problem with, but if they are trying to rival Samoa Joa, it makes them look pussy).

Jamal should work a match with some guy instead of squashing guys. It won't hurt the guy to have the smarks on his side. If Umaga was working, he'd be over as Hell right now. The fans would react to every offencive maneuver he whipped out. Part of that may have something to do with his opponents. I really believe a face turn is in Umaga's best interests (if they are dead-set on keeping the character). The fans react to Estrada (their are signs for him in the crowd, some of them with a lot of effort, people do care) and if Umaga went to town on members of The Spirit Squad, the fans would go ape-shit. Basically have him go like Rhyno in the WWE circa 2001. Have Armando play his Heyman, I really think it would work. Then he can work matches with Benjamin and Haas, and we will all likely be riding his dick by this time next year (as much as we can for a island savage character).

[DaveWadding]

Jamal should work a match with some guy instead of squashing guys. It won't hurt the guy to have the smarks on his side. If Umaga was working, he'd be over as Hell right now. The fans would react to every offencive maneuver he whipped out. Part of that may have something to do with his opponents.

Yeah, he could do this with Chris Benoit's wrestling equal DOUG BASHAM.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, he could do this with Chris Benoit's wrestling equal DOUG BASHAM.

Alright dude, you're coming off as really pathetic now.

Chris fucking Benoit himself said Basham can go hold-for-hold with him anyday. I have not see it, though, so I have not ever called the two equals. I think I used the term "semi-equal", which to me implies Basham is half as good as Benoit. If you're going to pay me out for having faith in the abilities of a guy, partially because Chris fucking Benoit himself has confirmed them, at least quote me correctly. M'kay?

[DaveWadding]

Alright dude, you're coming off as really pathetic now.

Chris fucking Benoit himself said Basham can go hold-for-hold with him anyday. I have not see it, though, so I have not ever called the two equals. I think I used the term "semi-equal", which to me implies Basham is half as good as Benoit. If you're going to pay me out for having faith in the abilities of a guy, partially because Chris fucking Benoit himself has confirmed them, at least quote me correctly. M'kay?

It's so pathetic everyone still thinks it funny.

You HAVE NOT EVER SEEN Basham have this kind of ability, yet you suck dick for it all the time? k...

"semi-equal" means almost as good, and is Basham is HALF as good as Benoit, THEN HE'S HALF AS FUCKING GOOD AS BENOIT, not "semi-equal" you fucking retard.

[diamondcutter]

The worst part about him is his finisher. And people say that "The Pounce" sucks.

[Lara Emily]

I think the only time it looked even remotely cool was when Kamala started to convulse.

[Skippord]

It's so pathetic everyone still thinks it funny.

You HAVE NOT EVER SEEN Basham have this kind of ability, yet you suck dick for it all the time? k...

"semi-equal" means almost as good, and is Basham is HALF as good as Benoit, THEN HE'S HALF AS FUCKING GOOD AS BENOIT, not "semi-equal" you fucking retard.
By everyone do you just mean yourself?

[Impact!]

Yeah it wasn't that funny at first, and now it's not funny at all. Might wanna drop it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

By everyone do you just mean yourself?

Yeah it wasn't that funny at first, and now it's not funny at all. Might wanna drop it.

C'mon guys, his insults towards me are NEW and INNOVATIVE.

:shifty:

[Impact!]

lol

[Impact!]

Btw Alienoid, is ECW on here in Aust?

I haven't been able to find it yet, cheers if you know.

[DaveWadding]

By everyone do you just mean yourself?

You are fucking terrible. Possibly the worst poster alive right now. So do us all a favor and fuck off and die.

[.44 Magdalene]

I personally enjoy Alienoid06...(most of the time).

Anyway, there was potential for an Umaga / Ric Flair feud for a little bit. It would have been terrible, I'm sure, but it'd be better than counting down jobbers.

[Skippord]

You are fucking terrible. Possibly the worst poster alive right now. So do us all a favor and fuck off and die.
By "us all" do you mean you?

[Afterlife]

LMAO I like watching an idiot falter.

[DaveWadding]

LMAO I like watching an idiot falter.

So you must spend a lot of time looking in the mirror?

[Afterlife]

Are you a natural dumbass, or do you drink a lot of Drano? Either have a legitimate argument on an actual topic, or leave well enough alone.

[.44 Magdalene]

Seriously, though, this is just deteriorating into rather poor insults. I think now's as good of a time as any to lay off.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Btw Alienoid, is ECW on here in Aust?

I haven't been able to find it yet, cheers if you know.

I don't think so. It's odd, because usually FOX8 shows anything WWE related (we still get fucking Experience). I suppose we don't get Impact! either. Hopefully we get off our asses and get something.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Seriously, though, this is just deteriorating into rather poor insults. I think now's as good of a time as any to lay off.

A wise and mature statement to make. Cheers.

Poo, goat, testicle sandwiches!

[DaveWadding]

Well poo, goat and testicle sammiches to you too, asshole :foc:

[DaveWadding]

Would you like some DOUG BASHAM with that? :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Would you like some DOUG BASHAM with that? :shifty:

LOL. That one actually got me.

[Skippord]

*won

[Mr. Nerfect]

*won

What the Hell are you talking about, Skippord? Crazy, emo bastard... :shifty:

(Thank you) :kiss:

[Kane Knight]

Hey Alienoid! You like Doug Basham LOLOLOL

[FourFifty]

The worst part about him is his finisher. And people say that "The Pounce" sucks.

I haven't read the whole thread, but I have some minor spoilers about The Pounce... Highlight to read.

IT'S A SHOULDER BLOCK!!!!
And yes, I do like Umaga's finisher.

[Xero]

So is the Three POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIINNNNTT STANCE!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Fignuts]

Is doug basham the one who was called Damaja in OVW? Cause I heard he was actually really good in singles. Wouldn't b e the first time wwe drasticly dulled a wrestlers actual ability to fit their "style".

[Fignuts]

Also, when did wadding start acting like a hardass? Is it some new gimmick?

This shit is way too hard to keep up on.

[Fignuts]

Seriously, like one minute Gertner is acting metro as a joke, the next he's fucking a mirror.

[Champion of Europa]

I've seen Doug Basham wrestle 30 plus minute matches in OVW, and he's a brilliant technical wrestler.

[Skippord]

Is doug basham the one who was called Damaja in OVW? Cause I heard he was actually really good in singles. Wouldn't b e the first time wwe drasticly dulled a wrestlers actual ability to fit their "style".
Thats Danny

[Downunder]

http://www.starvin4sport.0nyx.com/images/Tana-Umaga.jpg

[darkpower]

Yeah, he could do this with Chris Benoit's wrestling equal DOUG BASHAM.

Seriously, dude, is this the absolute only thing you can come up with anytime you don't agree with something Alien says (which you disagree with alot of it, that I've seen)? Because if it is, then you need some help in delivering insults that people will actually want to listen to instead of laugh at.

Anyway, I would like to see Umaga do what he first did with the thumb, which was make it a sumbission move a la the mandiable claw when Foley first debuted as Mankind (before that dumb ass socko shit), digging the thumb into the juggular vein on the neck and paralyzing the victim (at least that's where I THOUGHT he was digging it into). Not that shot to the juggular that it is now. THAT is what the Samoan Spike should be. And let him do THAT again and I can assure you he would be THAT much more believable (Umaga, that is). Estrada is pure gold, though (he facial expressions at what DX was doing to him last week proved that much).

[Y2C]

Doug Basham is the greatest thing ever, so shut the fuck up you homos.

[Downunder]

Check out Tana Umaga you cunts

[Kris P Lettus]

Wrestling is fake..

[Kane Knight]

Wrestling is fake..

I will not tolerate such LIES!

[Impact!]

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

[Chavo Classic]

You are fucking terrible. Possibly the worst poster alive right now. So do us all a favor and fuck off and die.

Does being a bad poster deserve death? Stuff being an internet tough guy and go eat a fucking salad. Skippord's opinions are more well-thought and original than 90% of the posters here.

[RoXer]

What? I thought this would have been way funnier when I clicked it. Way overhyped.

[Blitz]

Just wanna pile on some more Skippord love.

:love: Skippord :love:

[road doggy dogg]

fuck you stima