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addy2hotty
07-09-2006, 07:14 PM
A Chesapeake man says he had a run-in with a WWE wrestler and came away with an injured arm.

The incident took place last Sunday night after a WWE Raw house show at Norfolk Scope.

27-year-old Jason Wilson spotted two WWE Superstars in a car, waiting at a red light.

Wilson says Women's Champion Mickie James gave him an autograph, but "Kenny" ripped his sign, and gave him a shoulder strain.

"I always got autographs by male and female wrestlers. And they've always been polite. He was the only one who acted that way," said Wilson in an interview at his Chesapeake home.

Kenny is 20-year-old Ken Doane, a tag-team champion who plays the role of an evil male cheerleader. Wilson says Kenny held onto his sign after the traffic light turned green.

"That's when it ripped in the end and fell on the ground," said Wilson. "And it's not my fault he did what he did. I'm innocent and I'm going to take a warrant out. And nobody's going to stop me over my dead body!"

Wilson's doctor and diagnosed him with a left shoulder strain. He's now on medication.

Wilson called World Wrestling Entertainment. Gary Davis, Vice President for corporate communicaitons, says the company offered Wilson autographed photos but Wilson refused and asked for money. That's when WWE asked for a written report.

The company is also standing behind 'Kenny', saying the only contact he made was when Mickie James signed the poster. They don't know how Wilson got hurt.

Wilson says he knows the difference between real and fake and believes Kenny did more than just play his character.

"I just do. I feel the way I do because he was real. And not just he ripped my poster, which is a misdemeanor, but then he hurt my arm and shoulder," said Wilson.

Wilson has been in touch with Scope management. He also plans to go to the Norfolk magistrate's office tomorrow to try to get a misdemeanor charge.

- News Channel 3

Awww, he ripped his poster? Poor guy.

Mr. Nerfect
07-09-2006, 07:22 PM
Yeah, the guy is going to probably need more evidence.

When I saw this originally, I thought "Oh God, Kenny probably attacked the guy and beat the crap through him in a drunken, young, arrogant rage". But reading all the details, Kenny really doesn't seem like he did much, goes to sign the guy's poster, sees the light is now green, "Oh shit!" drives off, forgetting he's got a hold of the poster. That's even if the story isn't bullshit.

Who the fuck goes into traffic to get an autograph, anyway? Isn't there some kind of law against that? Common sense would dictate the guy was being stupid for being a vehicle pest. Maybe I'm spinning this too much, but avoiding this shouldn't be too much of an issue for the WWE.

MickieJames
07-09-2006, 07:23 PM
so Mickie James and Kenny are really going out?

Afterlife
07-09-2006, 07:23 PM
It'd be nice to know what Kenny's problem was.

addy2hotty
07-09-2006, 07:24 PM
so Mickie James and Kenny are really going out?

Naw, they were just 'smoking' in the car together and sharing various pills.

Afterlife
07-09-2006, 07:26 PM
Who the fuck goes into traffic to get an autograph, anyway? Isn't there some kind of law against that? Common sense would dictate the guy was being stupid for being a vehicle pest.

Well, hey, you see an opportunity to get a celebrity's autograph, you either jump at it or kick yourself.

Mr. Nerfect
07-09-2006, 07:28 PM
Well, hey, you see an opportunity to get a celebrity's autograph, you either jump at it or kick yourself.

I suppose, I can't fault someone for trying to get an autograph of someone they admire, but is it legal standing?

Mr. Nerfect
07-09-2006, 07:28 PM
so Mickie James and Kenny are really going out?

No, no. Common misconception. Kenny is going out with Mickie Mondo.

addy2hotty
07-09-2006, 07:31 PM
The poster MickieJames is from Chesapeake, so I've heard.

Kane Knight
07-09-2006, 08:10 PM
Man, that is lame.

Now, I've met some real asshole superstars, but this sounds fucking retarded and like he's out for money.

TerranRich
07-10-2006, 11:02 AM
so Mickie James and Kenny are really going out?
Of course they are. Have you been paying attention at all, retard?

Afterlife
07-11-2006, 04:09 PM
I suppose, I can't fault someone for trying to get an autograph of someone they admire, but is it legal standing?

Legal standing in what sense? Are you saying he shouldn't be allowed to rush into traffic and hold things up for an autograph? Or is it common practice Down Under to injure ppl and not have to pay them? You violent Aussies. Shame on your customs!

Chavo Classic
07-11-2006, 04:15 PM
Kenny is 20-year-old Ken Doane, a tag-team champion who plays the role of an evil male cheerleader

When you put that in words, the Spirit Squad sounds hilarious. Evil Male Cheerleader indeed

Disturbed316
07-11-2006, 05:18 PM
Fucking cry baby.

KingofOldSchool
07-11-2006, 05:25 PM
1. I doubt Kenny actually tried to attack him.

2. This guy is a douche for going up to their car and trying to get James to sign a poster that he was going to go home and jack off to. Proper respect is to not run to their car like some moron. I would've ran the guy over, then he would really have something to sue over.

3. Typical tard that will sue someone over a papercut. This guy is probably some fat hick who lives off Welfare and needs some more money to support his BigMac habit.

domononizuka
07-11-2006, 07:01 PM
Ive been around Kenny numerous times and hes never acted like that towards fans.The most i ever seen him do was brush off some fat lady at Hooters because she was chanting Doane is green.

Corkscrewed
07-11-2006, 07:43 PM
And nobody's going to stop me over my dead body!" ROLFMAO!!!! Oh man, he sounds like an idiot Southerner! (just bear with the stereotype for a moment here). This is pretty damn hilarious. I'd love to see this loon try to get a charge and totally get rejected and look like an ass.


BTW, Mickie James and Ken Doane are engaged, to MickieJames who wondered.

Shadow
07-12-2006, 08:45 AM
...This guy a cop or something?

Afterlife
07-12-2006, 06:02 PM
What guy?

Skippord
07-13-2006, 04:04 AM
OH NOES A STRAINED SHOULDER

Impact!
07-13-2006, 07:39 AM
...This guy a cop or something?
Coz you gotta tell me if you're a cop

Shadow
07-13-2006, 02:01 PM
This idiot Jason whateverhisname is. He keeps going on how it's a misdemenor and I'm getting a warrent from a judge. Thus why I ask if he's a cop.