Official Raw Thread 07/10/06-DX gets the INVITEHAMMER

[Blitz]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/3017726

Open invitation
July 10, 2006

Last week, Mr. McMahon tried to get rid of his D-Generation X problem by banning the defiant Triple H and Shawn Michaels from RAW at the Wachovia Center. But what he didn't count on was their ability to embarrass him even worse from outside the arena than they could from inside. So, after last week's debacle, the Chairman has decided to give DX an open invitation to attend this week's RAW. What could Mr. McMahon have up his sleeve for DX?

The WWE Championship is back on RAW. After pinning ECW’s Rob Van Dam—even though it was John Cena who hit RVD with an FU—what type of celebration will new WWE Champion Edge throw on the final RAW before Saturday Night’s Main Event? The last time Edge won the WWE Championship he threw a live sex celebration to ring in his reign as Champion. Does the Rated R Superstar have another X-Rated party planned?

And how will John Cena react to having the Championship stolen from him? We know Cena isn’t above taking drastic measures to make a point, as he’s shown up alone at ECW ready to take on their entire locker room looking for an opportunity to reclaim what he considers his WWE Championship. Now that Cena’s come within inches of reclaiming what he considers his, what will the Dr. of Thuganomics do to retaliate?

One thing that we do know, is that two of the sexiest women on television will be in action as RAW Divas Melina and Trish Stratus will face off. The bad blood between these two has been brewing over the past couple of weeks. Just weeks after making her RAW debut, the brash Melina proclaimed that she was RAW's top Diva and that Trish was a name from the past. The former Women's Champion has obviously taken exception to those words, and it has resulted in brutal physicality over the last couple of weeks. What will happen when they finally square off in the ring?

Plus, Mr. McMahon has to be reeling after D-Generation X seized control of the WWE production truck, wrecking havoc on nearly every aspect of RAW. After banning DX from entering the arena backfired last week, HBK and The Game ruined another Monday night for the Chairman without even stepping foot inside the building. What else can Mr. McMahon do to gain control of his company? Is there anything he can do to punish the duo that has made it a point to defy every order he’s given?

Also, the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search will begin on Monday night. The 8 finalists have been selected, and they will be live on RAW for the first time in Sioux City. What will happen on their "first day on the job?"

Monday Night RAW is the only place it will all be revealed. Watch RAW on Monday at 9/8 CT on the USA network.

[Azriel]

I'd be very interested to see how Melina will do, but it probably won't be a long match.

[Xero]

I suppose tonight will be one and a half hours of boobies/DX, including the women's match and a half hour of RAW.

[ClockShot]

Vince better have that production trailer triple padlocked tonight.

[Blitz]

So should I stay in to watch this, or go out and play poker?

[Blitz]

Nah, fuck it, I'm going to play poker.

[St. Jimmy]

Hopefully this will be the start of some good really good Heel Edge antics.

[Azriel]

Eh, he'll probably lose it Saturday

[Skippord]

HOME RUN DERBY

[RGWhat316]

Vince better have that production trailer triple padlocked tonight.
LOL, I wouldn't mind seeing more of DX in the production truck again, that was good times.

[Azriel]

Love Lillian's voice, but for gosh sakes, sing the anthem a little differently every now and then

[Corndad]

I'll be in here, in and out watching Raw and Home Run Derby...in what I think is the most beautiful park in baseball, PNC PARK. Too Bad The Pirates suck but oh well we got a nice Ballpark lol

[Azriel]

Hmm, Jerry not in costume tonight? Odd

[St. Jimmy]

Rated R for Ratings? We'll find out.

[Azriel]

Okay, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, it's RAW time baby.

[ClockShot]

And good evening everybody.

[ClockShot]

I heard that the Smackdown show for tomorrow sold only 2,500 tickets.

[Azriel]

Vince is probably gonna get the jump on DX tonight, seeing as how DX has been screwing over Vince the last few weeks

[St. Jimmy]

I think I just marked out for Edge... holy shit...

[ClockShot]

He still got that damned spinner belt. Not good.....

[St. Jimmy]

lmao the front row is loving edge.

[RGWhat316]

LOL, custom designed announce table.

[Kane Knight]

Nice table, but I wish they'd put this effort into people folks care about.

[Azriel]

Dueling commentators tonight?

[St. Jimmy]

Fuck Cena. =)

[Skippord]

I love Edge

[Kane Knight]

Dueling commentators tonight?

I wonder if someone goes through Edge's table. Note the Spanish Announcer position.

[Azriel]

Cena/Shelton. Battle of the former champs, huh?

[Azriel]

Yeah, probably just this match.

[St. Jimmy]

This could be interesting.

[ClockShot]

Notice the near zero reaction for Shelton.

[St. Jimmy]

Nice neckbreaker by Shelton.

[St. Jimmy]

Who gives a fuck about the crowds reaction, I mark out for shelton.

[RGWhat316]

Aint no stoppin this JOB!!!!!!

[Schoenauer]

Poor Edge, he's about to become a two time transitional WWE champion.

[ClockShot]

WOW. Nice move.

[Linkbowler]

Holy Crap!

[St. Jimmy]

WOAH.

[Azriel]

Shelton's awesome

[St. Jimmy]

I honestly don't think Edge will drop at SNME. They'll wait til Summerslam.

[Kane Knight]

Cena/Shelton. Battle of the black guys, huh?

[Azriel]

Ooh, mixed chants going on. I like it

[RGWhat316]

LOL, dueling chants.

[Azriel]

Now that was just wrong KK :lol:

[ClockShot]

Is that a Shelton chant I hear!?

[Kane Knight]

Notice the near zero reaction for Shelton.

I don't think there's a good reason to react to him right now.

[ClockShot]

I don't think there's a good reason to react to him right now.

There used to be. But, not anymore.:(

[St. Jimmy]

I'd punch Lita in the throat. Swear to god.

[Schoenauer]

Notice the near zero reaction for Shelton.
Why react for somebody when we know what's going to happen?

[ClockShot]

Look at the teenage chain gang in the front row.

[Azriel]

Lita hasn't been too annoying tonight yet

[Kane Knight]

Well, his reaction on some of these moves is as good as or better than John Cena's.

[St. Jimmy]

Cena is making shelton look good... wow.

[St. Jimmy]

WTF? Cena's a fucking douche. That was weak.

[St. Jimmy]

Okay. So Edge is going to lose Saturday. Nevermind what I said. =/

[Skippord]

TP Dub sign

[ClockShot]

Well, a fair way to start raw.

[Kane Knight]

Yay! Edge is gonna drop!

...To Cena...Oh wait...

[Linkbowler]

Looks like no "live sex" show this time.

[St. Jimmy]

=) Fuck Hogan <3

[Batsu]

Ok, that Edge Spear needs to ...DIE.
I marked out for the Edgecution coming back. That's the REAL Edge finisher.

[Azriel]

Wow, 10 sec Unlimited segment. They need to think better things

[ClockShot]

Uh huh. 5 seconds of a pissed off Cena. Why do I even bother watching unlimited.

[RGWhat316]

Well, they went right up to when RAW came back on the air for the match, but this one was worthless.

[Dorkchop]

Edge is too forced and boring. I'd love for him to go back to being goofy. Or at least somewhat goofy.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Ok, that Edge Spear needs to ...DIE.
I marked out for the Edgecution coming back. That's the REAL Edge finisher.

I liked Edge's weird submission finisher.

I hate that Van Dam dropped the title, but at least it wasn't to Cena. I REALLY hope Cena doesn't get that title back.

[Vazz]

Ok, that Edge Spear needs to ...DIE.
I marked out for the Edgecution coming back. That's the REAL Edge finisher.
I'd rather have Edge do a spear than Cena do that stupid "STFU" submission. :|

[Azriel]

I'm sure HHH will regain the title shortly, maybe Survivor Series

[RGWhat316]

DX is more so Rated R than Edge is right now.

[ClockShot]

Speaking of Eugene, Bisch's contract runs out this week doesn't it?

[Linkbowler]

What's with the voiceover guy?

[ClockShot]

The fuck. Whose voice was that?

[Skippord]

What the hell was that voice

[Azriel]

Eugene jobbing to the McMahons? Come on.

[Azriel]

Maria's out early

[RGWhat316]

Maria:drool:

[6to1]

Speaking of Eugene, Bisch's contract runs out this week doesn't it?
yea i was about to ask about easy-e is he tna bound.

[ClockShot]

Kiss cam this early......

[Batsu]

I'd rather have Edge do a spear than Cena do that stupid "STFU" submission. :|

The STFU is lamer than the Rock Sharpshooter because Cena just...does it after the F-U. Which is crap.

[James Steele]

The STF-U wouldn't look like such shit if it looked more like a submission then a giving the guy a hug from behind on the ground.

[RGWhat316]

Saw this match at Survivor Series and wasn't too bad.

[Azriel]

the STFU is a piece of shit.

Ooh, Melina :drool:

[ClockShot]

After watching that ring entrance, Power Rangers popped in my head.

[Azriel]

Trish :drool: :drool:

[Azriel]

Did Melina raid Victoria's closet? :lol:

[Corndad]

I just wanna say I love Melinas Pants.

[RGWhat316]

So when DX interferes in the Handicap match, wonder if there will be any mention of how HHH used to be Eugene's favorite wrestler?

[ClockShot]

I just wanna say I love Melinas Pants.

I like the Ugg boots myself.

[Kane Knight]

Ok, that Edge Spear needs to ...DIE.

Word.

[RGWhat316]

Looks like we may have a live sex celebration after all.

[Skippord]

LOL Edge

[Kane Knight]

Is it me, or is Edge TRYING to be Jack Sparrow?

[Azriel]

That match wasn't too bad

And I would love to be in Melina's pants

[Corndad]

was I lucky enough to miss the Diva Search segment?

[St. Jimmy]

Edge is awesome.

[Azriel]

Edge wishes he could be Jack Sparrow

[Kane Knight]

The STF-U wouldn't look like such shit if it looked more like a submission then a giving the guy a hug from behind on the ground.

Agreed. A submission should look like something not out of a gay porno.

[Azriel]

No such luck Thunder

[Kane Knight]

Edge wishes he could be Jack Sparrow

Edge wishes he could have 1/10 of 1% of Sparrow's Character. He's just gayer than usual tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, I left after Shelt/Cena, Came back at the end of Melina/Stratus - did I miss the Cunt Search?

[Azriel]

Ok, that was a lousy promo. Too much on the cheap heat

[Azriel]

Highlanders!

[St. Jimmy]

God-Damnit. I'm so sick of this song.... and I hate Diva Search season.

[RGWhat316]

*marks out for the Highlanders*

[ClockShot]

You know, what would happen if you throw Roddy Piper in with the Highlanders?

[St. Jimmy]

These guys are LOL.

[Azriel]

And if Cade and Murdoch want to be tag champs, gee, stop watching movies and get in some matches :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Striker has Argyle Knee-Pads...

[ClockShot]

Betcha Conway is gonna get stood up again. Or Striker.

[St. Jimmy]

Striker: "THIS IS WRESTLING" lol.

[RGWhat316]

And how many times has Cade changed his look over the last 2 years?

[ClockShot]

:rofl: LOL

[St. Jimmy]

Bulldog into a Double Team Headbutt.

[St. Jimmy]

Oh, so JR can roll his R's but he calls Hass HOSS

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOO! TIME TO PAY THE BILLS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Azriel]

Definitely digging the Highlanders

[Azriel]

Foley in the building tonight?

[ClockShot]

Yeah Az. I read Foley's around here somewhere tonight.

[Azriel]

and what's the Golden Rule?

[St. Jimmy]

Foley and Flair at Summerslam would be interesting.

[RGWhat316]

LOL, Conway even jobs on Unlimited.

[Azriel]

Flair/Foley=ratings

[ClockShot]

Foley and Flair at Summerslam would be interesting.

If they hype it right. Sure. I'm all for it.

[St. Jimmy]

I'd love to see Flair/Foley in a old fashoned Cage Match.

[Skippord]

With a DQ and a rollup he totally kicked his ass

[ClockShot]

Wow. Foley needs a shave.

[St. Jimmy]

This is a worked shoot. =)

[Skippord]

I also love Foley

[St. Jimmy]

Foley is the fucking man. Period.

[St. Jimmy]

Holy fucking shit.... o_o

[St. Jimmy]

LMAFO @ The Melina Crack.

[Batsu]

GUILED. LMAO @ Mick Foley!

[St. Jimmy]

OH SHIT!!!

[Skippord]

Heyman

[ClockShot]

Paul E! Where's the collection basket?

[RGWhat316]

Foley is still the man.

[Batsu]

You know, even though he's been handcuffed, I still like seeing Heyman on TV.

[St. Jimmy]

Don't make me watch this again. =/

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. They showed the potshot on Heyman again.

[G-wrath]

Hey....I is backizzle.



Miss me Azriel?

[6to1]

lets see the beer cups hit the ring just like the good ole days of wcw.

[Skippord]

Thats a big suit

[NeanderCarl]

Flair looks like a blonde Dustin Hoffman

[Batsu]

That title change was GARBAGE.

[The Optimist]

Big Show vs. Flair. . .interesting.

[St. Jimmy]

If this leads to Flair getting a ECW title shot...

[mrslackalack]

Dont tell me they might put the ECW belt on Flair.

[6to1]

is flair going to ecw?

[St. Jimmy]

Remember this: Flair is a former WWF Champion. WCW Champion and NWA Champion.

[ClockShot]

Shit, and we still got the slut search to sit through also.

[The Optimist]

Your going to shit?

[Linkbowler]

and witness the second death of ECW

[St. Jimmy]

... what is this, WCW?! Fuck That.

[NeanderCarl]

If Ric Flair won the ECW title, it would be the biggest mistake yet in this whole ECW return debacle.

[RGWhat316]

WTF?

[The Optimist]

That's sad, if they just give him the belt to have all the titles that would be horrible. . .oh shit, then they will give it to Foley, I don't know what to think.

[Batsu]

Fuck Kevin Dunn.

[RGWhat316]

Vince is really trying to kill off ECW for good.

[St. Jimmy]

what the hell?

[mrslackalack]

WWE logic is pointless again. It was only several months back when Big Show feuded with HHH over what he did to Flair.

[Azriel]

Hey G Wrath, welcome back. Was wondering where you've been?

I think this whole Flair thing is a Foley set up.

[PullMyFinger]

wtf? lol

Flair is extreme now...wow.... lol just when I thought this WWECW couldn't get any worse!

[Linkbowler]

Does anyone else smell a Dinsmore turn here?

[ClockShot]

It's pretty close. Like I said earlier, they didn't sell alot of tickets to tomorrow's show.

[St. Jimmy]

Flair/Foley - ECW Title? That'd be... uh... are they beating up a retard?

[Vazz]

WWECWCW
Let's just take old wrestlers and give them title shots instead of building up the fresh young talent.

[Linkbowler]

LOL SWIRLIES!

[Skippord]

Awesome

[RGWhat316]

Looks like the end of Eugene now.

[St. Jimmy]

... this is sad.

[PullMyFinger]

LOL @ this segment

[Azriel]

Eugene definitely needs a change.

GGW ad?

[St. Jimmy]

If the Eugene thing was a total Swerve, that would be awesome.

[ClockShot]

I would have went with Wild Party Girls myself. Since Jen Walcott did one or two movies.

[Azriel]

Candice and Kelly tomorrow? :drool:

[St. Jimmy]

OMG. CONTINUITY?! No fucking way.

[Azriel]

Vis/Haas again?! The hell?

[RGWhat316]

What's with all the Heat guys being on RAW lately?

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[St. Jimmy]

YES! FUCK YES!

[ClockShot]

Wow. The most significant thing to happen tonight.

WHOA!

[RGWhat316]

RAW started decent, but has been pretty messed up here lately.

[St. Jimmy]

"WHITE BITCH DOWN, WHITE BITCH DOWN!"

[ClockShot]

Wait a minute. They wanted to kill her off now? I'm confused.

[Kane Knight]

Wow. The most significant thing to happen tonight.

WHOA!

Viscera's the next biggest thing...

...To the sun...

[St. Jimmy]

and that's how you make a s'more.

[Linkbowler]

Alright, let's get Stephen DeAngelis to do the ring announcing now.

[St. Jimmy]

Drunk Edge? LOL.

[Kane Knight]

Wait a minute. They wanted to kill her off now? I'm confused.

I'm über confused.

[Vazz]

Oh no...

[St. Jimmy]

Okay, I'm going for a major piss-break.

[Skippord]

Awesome

[RGWhat316]

Meh, my pick already dropped out.

[Azriel]

I think they're killing off the love triangle, while same time forming a tag team

Hmm, you think Cena's going to ambush Edge in his room?

[ClockShot]

THE FINK!

[Azriel]

The Fink? What's that all about?

[ClockShot]

A PSA about Ring Announcers not getting involved in matches, or bad things will happen to them Azriel.

[St. Jimmy]

... oh... Poochy.... yey....

[RGWhat316]

We get the Miz now too?? He's annoying enough on SmackDown.

[St. Jimmy]

OH YEY. 3-4 WEEKS OF MIZ.... and I thought that the Diva Search sucked before.

[Kane Knight]

Thankfully, Hoorah doesn't get much of a response.

[Skippord]

The Miz

[ClockShot]

"LEMME HEAR YOU SAY REAL WORLD!"

[Vazz]

Lol Miz messing up.

[G-wrath]

Yup I'm back, only for tonight though....I might be back next week. I went to New Hampshire for a while.

Hey...one of those diva contestents is from Providence...go her. Another person to shame our state....just like Richard Hatch and Vinnie Paz.

[Skippord]

I think I just heard KK shutting his TV off

[St. Jimmy]

Did he just Choke? LOLipop.

[Kane Knight]

I think they're killing off the love triangle, while same time forming a tag team

Hmm, you think Cena's going to ambush Edge in his room?

Bros before hos.

Anyway, I'll be back in like 10. I can't see myself paying attention to this.

[St. Jimmy]

Actually I take it back. This song is quite appropriate. "Move along, move along" =)

[St. Jimmy]

Wow. Michigan white trash. I'm so proud. XD

[Skippord]

I like the Miz but this is just sad

[ClockShot]

Where's Estrada when we need him......

[G-wrath]

lol Div-er

[Kane Knight]

I think I just heard KK shutting his TV off

That was the TV exploding after I put a couple rounds of double ought buckshot through it.

[St. Jimmy]

Deever?

[Skippord]

Fuck not that good of a Raw

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO.... omfg.... this is the most ROFFLE thing I've ever seen.

[Linkbowler]

uh, that one can't speaky de good english

[Skippord]

Same thing(to KK)

[Skippord]

I bet the Miz has sex with all these chicks by the end

[St. Jimmy]

That wink looked retarded.

[Skippord]

What the fuck she has a kid

[St. Jimmy]

Skippy, that's not possible. We all know that the Miz is in love with the Men - Poochy-style.

[RGWhat316]

Did JT say she was a milf?

[St. Jimmy]

WWE MILF SEARCH 2006.

[ClockShot]

Which one was the teacher?

[Vazz]

Coach is best at hosting these terrible diva searches.

[Kane Knight]

Man, the parts of that I saw were fucking PAINFUL.

[RGWhat316]

I wonder how many takes Miz uses on SD! He obviously can't do live.

[Skippord]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

HACKSAW!

[Skippord]

Thank You Vince

[Skippord]

Where's Jewmaga at haha

[St. Jimmy]

LMFAO. YES. McMahons destroying Hacksaw!

[NeanderCarl]

Is Duggan full-time now or something?

[Kane Knight]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Kane Knight]

I wonder how many takes Miz uses on SD! He obviously can't do live.

Or get a reaction.

[St. Jimmy]

Thank You Vince, Thank You Vince, Thank You Vince.

[Skippord]

Hey Hacksaw what do you think of the diva search girls

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's

[Azriel]

clock, it's Erica I believe. Man, that was painful. JT and Rebecca for the win I think

[Kane Knight]

Who cares who wins? The bottom line is we all lose.

[Azriel]

orton time.

[ClockShot]

Time for the Hogan/Orton buildup.

[Skippord]

Ryan Howard wins the HRD

[St. Jimmy]

It's Jobberin' time!

[Kane Knight]

HELLO, LEGEND!

[St. Jimmy]

lol. poor todd.

[ClockShot]

Val vs. Orton. For all we know this could be good.

*edit* Disregard previous statement.

[Vazz]

Squash.

[St. Jimmy]

Record Job for Val. Aw.