If you could ask Vince one question?

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Yeah so if you could ask Vincent Kennnedy McMahon one question what would it be?


I would ask him when he meet new people if he introduced himself as "Hi im Vincent Kennedy McMahon























KENNEDY"

[Impact!]

I would ask where the fuck is Shane.

[owenbrown]

"Hey Vince,




ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!" :wtf:


fuck you 2006 owenbrown -OB 2013

[OverTaker]

How was the shit shower?

nah seriously, i don't know.

[Xero]

"Hey Vince, you want the URL of TPWW?"

[OverTaker]

Vince:YEs, give it to me.

[Joey Slugs]

Why?

[RP]

Vince, why did you push your steroids on Eddie Gurrero and eventually kill him?

[TerranRich]

"Mr. McMahon, are you smoking 'the pot'?"

[RVDmark]

"Can I Have a refund for the last 4 years?"

[Sadistic]

"Can I Have a refund for the next 4 years?"

[Lock Jaw]

"Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E Mart?"

[Lux]

Me: Vince, whats my job today? :)
Vince: Your job :?: I thought i released you.
Me: No you didn't.
Vince: Ok then, YOUR FIRED! :mad:

[Linkbowler]

"What the fuck?"

[SammyG]

Are u wearing a thong?

[ClockShot]

"Any relation to Ed McMahon?"

[Xero]

"Are the grapefruits firm today?"

[Kalyx triaD]

"Tell the truth, ECW still looked cool during the InVasion so you're finishing them off now. You could tell me."

[Skippord]

Do you like it up the butt?

[Xero]

"So Vince, got any plans for future Bret Hart bashing angles? Gotta love pissing off those Canadians!"

[Savio]

Why did you keep Holly around so long?

[Kane Knight]

"Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E Mart?"

Question 2: Really?
"really?"

[Arnold HamNegger]

How much a month do you spend on ass wax?

[El Fangel]

Why in the Blue Jesus is John Cena still main-eventing, can't you tell no one likes him anymore, no, oh well.

Then I hit him in the head with a folding chair and take his wallet, get my money i spent on PPVS since Cena came around, and leave.

[Dorkchop]

Is wrestling fake?

[Xero]

"Hey Vince, when did.... OH MY GOD! IS THAT TED TURNER TRYING TO BUY UP TNA AND USING ALL HIS MONEY TO GET IT ONTO TNT AND THEN BEATING YOU OUT!!??!??!"

*Vince looks*

"Made ya look! :lol:"

[El Fangel]

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Jesus some funny things would be said if some people here ever met him.

How about

"Vince is that Brett Hart"

Vince : Fuck Where

"Your on top of him dumbshit, still screwing him over"

[Kane Knight]

Who let the dogs out?

[Lux]

Why did you ruin the biggest sports entertainment company in the world?

[TakerLover]

Is wrestling fake?

Some of it is and some of it isn't.

[The Show Off]

Question 2: Really?
"really?"

"You?"

[Xero]

"Vince, I know this may come as a shock to you, but about 18 years ago..."

Vince: Aw fuck.

[Lux]

Some of it is and some of it isn't.
Are you vince?

[Xero]

Are you vince?
Of course not, for if he were, he would have responded with...

"Wrestling? What the hell is wrestling? I working in the SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT business!"

[Gerard]

Do you like it up the butt?


That questions answered every week when he stomps his way down to the ring with his legs all bent out of shape, must have a pineapple lodged up there. :eek:

[mrslackalack]

Why did you sing Stand Back?

[Rob]

"Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E Mart?"


Question 2: Really?
"really?"


Is he REALLY the head of the Kwik-E Mart?

[mrslackalack]

Yo Yo Yo Vinnie Mac!!!!!!! When are you bringing back the old school AWA and ruin it like WCW and ECW?

[AJHayes]

"Why should I not strike you out of anger due to the past 4 years"

[Mr. Aristocrat]

"Whatever you have been taking for the past 5 years, can I have some?"

I will never understand how he could fuck up so terribly having every single wrestler in the world at his finger tips.

[Kane Knight]

"Why should I not strike you out of anger due to the past 4 years"

Even better: You get knocked out a lot by internet fans, don't you?

Well, he would, if we could throw a punch like a MAN.

[Xero]

Well, he would, if we could throw a punch like a MAN.
We just throw mice, keyboards and hard drives at him.

[Kane Knight]

That's fighting like a girl. Or Shannon Moore.

[Kris P Lettus]

You guys are hilarious..

Seriously..

[James Steele]

HA

HA

HA

[hb2k]

"Hey Vince, why isn't Paul Heyman doing more"

[James Steele]

"Vince, why do you always bring Hogan back?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, why do you always bring past glories back just to shit on their legacy and ruin the memories for countless fans?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, why do you suspend RVD for getting busted with weed but you don't do anything to you when everybody knows you are on something?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, how the hell did you get a church to let you film that segment?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, why did you never sell 'Genetic Jackhammer' t-shirts?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, what would you do if I told you Ultimate Warrior wants to bring in his son Destrucity Warrior Dingo McWarrior Shitacklessness Warrior III?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, where are you going?"

[James Steele]

"Vince?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, wanna bet that I can find you?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, where are you?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, am I getting hotter or colder?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, what are you doing to that watermelon?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, don't you know cantaloupes are much more fuckable?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, how did you fit that up there?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, do you know that JBL is walking up behind you?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, does this explain his main event push?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, shouldn't you use lube?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, what is JBL doing with that rope?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, are you sure that is safe to use like that?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, are you sure that this will get me to page 3 quicker?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, what about a pickler?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, are you sure that JBL isn't a stickler?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, are you saying that JBL is a tickler?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, do you need some band-aids?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, why is JBL pulling out?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, do you know how fucked up that is?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, are you awake?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, how do I get JBL to stop walking toward me?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, can you get him away from me?"

[James Steele]

"Vince, *gurgle*?"

[Sadistic]

Vince how's that novel you've been working on....you know, the one you've been working on for 3 years...

[Arnold HamNegger]

So how long has Linda been dead?

[FourFifty]

Why do you have five male cheer leaders, three men who wear skirts, 37 divas who look the same, Rob Conway, and The Miz, but GOLDUST DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING CONTRACT!?!?!??!?!?!?

[Arnold HamNegger]

"Where's the beef?"

[owenbrown]

Why do you have five male cheer leaders, three men who wear skirts, 37 divas who look the same, Rob Conway, and The Miz, but GOLDUST DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING CONTRACT!?!?!??!?!?!?

37?! :eek: (easy rep for the reference ;) :p )

[Rob]

Who do you think will win between Matt Hughes and George St. Pierre?

[Rob]

What about Liddell vs. Babalu?

[Rob]

Liddell vs. Silva?

[Rob]

who is gonna win the Pride open weight tournament?

[Chico]

Who booked this crap?

[.44 Magdalene]

Does this look infected?

[St. Jimmy]

37?! :eek: (easy rep for the reference ;) :p )

CLERKS. Motherfucker.

I'd ask him: "Have you been watching Smackdown?

[Skippord]

Do you like to "Do It" yourself?

[Kane Knight]

37?! :eek: (easy rep for the reference ;) :p )

Clerks? Really easy one.

"You sucked 37 dicks?"

[FourFifty]

So other people are getting reps for my refrence? Whassupwitdat?