Kahlie and UnderTaker, the biggest match of the year

[TakerLover]

I think this will be a great match. I hope Undertaker win the match because he deserves for all the great matches he'd had.

REST IN PIECES:mad:

[Xero]

Match of the year I'll bet. Nothing excites me more than The Undertaker's undeniably perfect Chokeslam and Khali's perfectly executed and devastating karate chop.

[Kane Knight]

Oh, and his leg...

[Schoenauer]

This match is missing something... maybe Mark Henry and his completely safe wrestling? Oh and by the way, who is Kahlie?

[TakerLover]

Safe wrestling?! I bet mark henry could break you in half.

[Pepsi Man]

Sometimes, I read posts from idiots like this, and it makes me almost ashamed to be an Undertaker fan. Almost.

[Xero]

Sometimes, I read posts from idiots like this, and it makes me almost ashamed to be an Undertaker fan. Almost.
Which one are you a fan of? Cause, you know, there were six of them.

[Pepsi Man]

Which one are you a fan of? Cause, you know, there were six of them.
Honestly, I liked him best from about 94 (when I started REGULARLY watching pro wrestling) up until he left in '99 before coming back in 2000 with the whole "American Bad Ass" gimmick.

[Xero]

Way to miss the joke.

[Pepsi Man]

Way to miss the joke.
I got it. I just had nothing for it, so I no-sold it.

[Joey Slugs]

I got it. I just had nothing for it, so I no-sold it.

Just like Taker. Well played.

[Gerard]

The khali slow mo chop and his promo's are worth the price of admission :cool:


/start promo

UNDARRRDAKKKKARR!!!!! dribble

/end promo

[Kane Knight]

Just like Taker. Well played.

The circle is complete.

[Joey Slugs]

The circle is complete.

Good. Now someone can close this thread.

[mrslackalack]

If Schavione was annoucing hed say its not the biggest match of the year but the biggest match in the history of our sport.

[Joey Slugs]

If Schavione was annoucing hed say its not the biggest match of the year but the biggest match in the history of our sport.

:lol:

Oh, the memories.

[OverTaker]

Biggest match of the year?! I bet some people are going to start chants like, boring, or this sucks. They've already seen it. Taker Vs Gonzo, watch the tape or dvd. You'll like it better.

[Mr. Aristocrat]

I don't even watch SmackDown anymore, I just do emails and shit while listening to JBL's commentary. Is it sad the only reason to pay attention a show is because of the guy at the booth?

Oh and for the record, I am already putting Taker/Gonzo Part Whatever down for the match of the decade! The only thing scary then Taker Texas Ranger is a karate chop from someone who was in a Adam Sandler movie.

[Corndad]

Look on the bright side, it could be Giant Gonzalez again.

[Gertner]

You ever see the way a thread is worded and u can just tell he's being flamed to death. Well this is one of them

[OverTaker]

yeah lol

Michael Cole:Oh my god. The Giant Gonzalez is back for his revenge.

[Corkscrewed]

Just repeat what Pepsi Man said for me.

Geez, Takerlover and MickieJames should hook up. Imagine the offspring.... *shudder*

Especially when Uncie Vermaat comes over the babysit. :lol:

[Corkscrewed]

Altho if Takerlover is a girl, then they'd have to do all this in Massachusetts I guess.

[darkpower]

Altho if Takerlover is a girl, then they'd have to do all this in Massachusetts I guess.

Or in Vermont...:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Altho if Takerlover is a girl, then they'd have to do all this in Massachusetts I guess.

I think the odds are pretty high on that being true. It seems most of Taker's fans these days are girls.

[Xero]

I think the odds are pretty high on that being true. It seems most of Taker's fans these days are girls.
More reason for the WWE to listen to Cena fans I guess.

[Kane Knight]

More reason for the WWE to listen to Cena fans I guess.

At least Undertaker chooses to be entertaining sometimes, though. Not to put him over as something special these days, because I don't think he is, but lccasionally he decides he's going to put on a match that looks awesome.

Cena talks about fart juice and is consistantly boring.

Probably why a few guys actually still like Taker.

That and the nostalgia factor, so anyone who used to be awesome must still be...

[Pepsi Man]

yeah lol

Michael Cole:Oh my god. The Giant Gonzalez is back for his revenge.
Reminds me of my brother-in-law trying to tell me (as a fact, not a joke) that Nathan Jones was Nailz. For some reason, we were talking about wrestling, and Nailz's name came up.

":eek: You know who Nailz is, Dan?"

"Well, he was a little before my time as a regular wrestling fan, but I know who he is."

"That's...you know that guy that was with the Undertaker a couple of years back who was in prison but then Undertaker was training him?"

"Nathan Jones?"

"YEAH! That's it. That's Nailz."

"Um, no, that wasn't Nailz. Similar storyline, but that's not Nailz."

"Really?! But him being in jail for ten years went right along with when Nailz disappeared."

I tried bringing up Nathan Jones's WWA experience, but to no avail.

[TerranRich]

THere should be an age requirement for registering for this forum. Something like OVER 5 YEARS OLD ONLY.


BRBRBRBABUAURBBABRBARBAURABRBARARBAURBUA KHALI BRBRAURBAURBABURBARUBA!!!

[Xero]

THere should be an age requirement for registering for this forum. Something like OVER 5 YEARS OLD ONLY.


BRBRBRBABUAURBBABRBARBAURABRBARARBAURBUA KHALI BRBRAURBAURBABURBARUBA!!!
*Gets out Khalihi-to-English dictionary*

"Please stop laughing at me. I am not a good wrestler, but the writers think that I, The Great Khali, am just that - Great. I do not mean to offend."

[TerranRich]

It loses something in the translation, but basically, yeah, that's about right.

[TakerLover]

You guys don't know how much these wrestlers go through. they don't need this crap. you need to show respect

NOW REST IN PIECES X(

[Kane Knight]

Undertaker? He puts in a good 30 minutes of work a month. 10 of that actually involves him showing up.

Boo hoo. He has it as hard as Puff Daddy.

[Innovator]

You guys don't know how much these wrestlers go through. they don't need this crap. you need to show respect

NOW REST IN PIECES X(Just a word of advice


it goes...


REST

IN

PEACE

[Kane Knight]

Or, RIGHT HERE...AT TPWW.NET!

Wait, wrong cheap pop.

[Innovator]

Or, RIGHT HERE...AT TPWW.NET!

Wait, wrong cheap pop.....

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IS





SODOMIZING

[Kane Knight]

The Brokeback Elbow.

[Innovator]

The Holstead St. Hip Toss

[Kane Knight]

GME (Gayest Moonsault Ever)

[Innovator]

The Stroke

[Kane Knight]

The mandible cocksucker.

[Innovator]

The Ace reach around

[Kane Knight]

The Circle Jerk (Hey, it used to be one of Spanky's finishers)

[Xero]

Salami Pounder

[OverTaker]

The Greasy
Sausage

[Skippord]

THE FELCHER

[Innovator]

Cradle Shock

[KingofOldSchool]

STFU

[Kane Knight]

Cradle Shock

Wouldn't that be more a British Nanny thing?

[Innovator]

we could argue semantics all day KK

[Xero]

The Bottom Rocker

[Corkscrewed]

Taker got owned tonight. Hope Takerfan didn't slit his/her wrists (before realizing it was a butter knife).

[Kane Knight]

Taker got owned tonight. Hope Takerfan didn't slit his/her wrists (before realizing it was a spoon).

[Skippord]

Taker got owned tonight. Hope Takerfan didn't slit his/her wrists (before realizing it was a rock).

[Kane Knight]

Mine was better, Sabinholic11969

[Skippord]

Who told you my Myspace URL

[Kane Knight]

You did. When I was pretending to be a 12 year old girl on AIM.

[Skippord]

Dratz

[Blitz]

Skippord and KK need their own sitcom.

[Kane Knight]

Skippord and KK need their own sitcom.

Guest Starring Xero Limit and Terranrich as the wacky gay couple across the hall.

[Blitz]

So you want a reality show, then.

[Xero]

Guest Starring Xero Limit and Terranrich as the wacky gay couple across the hall.
Hey, you're the one that turned me gay. :rant:

[Kane Knight]

Hey, you're the one that turned me gay. :rant:

Don't blame me, I warned you...While you were sleeping...


...In sign language...

[Corkscrewed]

I thought it was in braille...

[Corkscrewed]

Think about that one for a moment.

[TerranRich]

Guest Starring Xero Limit and Terranrich as the wacky gay couple across the hall.
LMAO, I just remembered Colin Quinn's weird impersonation of Matthew Perry when the latter hosted SNL.

Oooh me oh my! Heavens to betsy! Let me put on my shawl!

[Kane Knight]

Think about that one for a moment.

GROOOOOOOOOAN

[Arnold HamNegger]

This thread could use some Hank.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/hank1.jpghttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/hank2.jpghttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/hank3.jpg
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/hank4.jpghttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/hank5.jpg

[Skippord]

Skippord and KK need their own sitcom.
Best sitcom EVAR