Saturday Night's Main Event Thread-07/15/06

[Blitz]

Yeah, dunno how many people'll be here tonight for this, but whatever.

[D Mac]

And we only have 4 hours to wait. :p

[St. Jimmy]

you were supposed to put: Saturday Nights Main Event (7/15/2006): STAND BACK!

[St. Jimmy]

i thought it started at 8?

[Blitz]

I think Diesel Mac is just schizophrenic.

[D Mac]

i thought it started at 8?

Does it? I'm used to it being on in place of SNL.

[ClockShot]

I'm gonna be going back and forth between This, Smackdown, and some other stuff. I'll jump in now and then.

[Xero]

Does it? I'm used to it being on in place of SNL.
Yeah, NBC doesn't want it there anymore. They want it prime time for whatever reason.

[Blitz]

God I hope there isn't a diva search segment tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

God I hope there isn't a diva search segment tonight.

Of course there will be! this is NBC! they're all about sex appeal, you know. with their sexually driven shows like Will and Grace... :naughty:

[ClockShot]

Of course there will be! this is NBC! they're all about sex appeal, you know. with their sexually driven shows like Will and Grace... :naughty:

What about multiple shows like CSI, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, Law & Order, Law & Order: C.I., Law & Order S.V.U.?

[The Greater Power]

I just can't wait for Hogan-Orton-Brooke. It's what I'm looking forward to the most on the show...that and the SD 6 man.

[Dorkchop]

God I hope there isn't a diva search segment tonight.

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There will be :(

[St. Jimmy]

I hope Hogan strokes out, live.

[St. Jimmy]

They need a better song for this. Swear to fucking god POD sucks.

[ClockShot]

Wow. I thought the stage was bigger and better the first time around.

[St. Jimmy]

OH YEY! WE GET JR AND COLE.... *mute*

[Dorkchop]

Not to cut it down already, but I didn't like the opening video they made.

[Blitz]

Michael Cole :(

[St. Jimmy]

SHITAMANIA RUNNING WILD (down my leg =/)

[Blitz]

Christ, Hogan didn't seem to get much of a pop.

[St. Jimmy]

so we get JR, Cole, and King? ... Wow.

[Blitz]

She is....................not very attractive.

[The Greater Power]

Brooke lots hotter than I ever saw her

[Dorkchop]

I like this stage.

[St. Jimmy]

She does not have the thighs for that dress.... not at all.

[ClockShot]

"WHATCHA GONNA DO DAUGHTER, WHEN THE LOJACK I INSTALLED IN YOUR CAR, IS TRACKING YOU?!"

[Blitz]

LOL. boos for Brook.

[Dorkchop]

Holy that's a hell of a lot of makeup.

[zdmay]

When Randy coming out?

[St. Jimmy]

... Was than an insult or a compliment?

[The Greater Power]

yea

[St. Jimmy]

Orton! Save this segment.

[zdmay]

There he goes.

[St. Jimmy]

i also like that stage.

[St. Jimmy]

I hope he RKO's both of them.

[zdmay]

I wonder if that rose smells like shit?

[St. Jimmy]

.... WHAT?! THAT'S IT?!

[Blitz]

Well, that was exciting.

[The Greater Power]

I was waiting for Orton to go back in the ring and RKO Hogan after his music started

[zdmay]

Face turn for Randy? Or is he planning something?

[St. Jimmy]

6 Man Tag, next? Is this 1 HR or 2?

[D Mac]

I wanted an RKO on Hogan. :(

[The Greater Power]

It has to be 2 hours

[D Mac]

Its 30 min.

[St. Jimmy]

chopwizard, ftw.

[ClockShot]

You got that commerical too Jim?

[korinkahn]

Brooke was flawess

[D Mac]

ALL HAIL THE NEXT CHAMP

[D Mac]

Who is the ring announcer? He's better then Chimmell. Of course anyone is.

[ClockShot]

Speaking of King Booker, Since Triple H's theme is collecting dust, maybe they should give it to Booker T.

[korinkahn]

they changed Mark's theme

[Blitz]

Oh man, Batista lost mass.

[D Mac]

LOL JBL

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Mystero's pop was genius. *Crowd: uhhhh? *

[D Mac]

I hate commercials in the middle of a fucking match.

[St. Jimmy]

here's what i would have done with the announce team. for the entire event: Styles, Ross, JBL.

[St. Jimmy]

I dislike this being on NBC. It has a shitty feel.

[6to1]

they need to let jbl and king go off on each other or jbl goof on jr

[Blitz]

I'm digging the look of this "Heroes" series.

[St. Jimmy]

I wonder if JBL can do an Oklahoma impression... also... are they showing the same commercials twice?

[D Mac]

So will Cena win tonight?

[St. Jimmy]

God-damnit Cole, stop calling Mysterio an underdog. It's pretty fucking clear.

[korinkahn]

The logo in the upper right of the screen works

[D Mac]

LITTLE BASTARD!

[St. Jimmy]

JBL is gold on the Mic.

[Blitz]

Christ almighty, the World Heavyweight champion was being beat down by a Leperchaun.

[St. Jimmy]

... this match sucks =/

[St. Jimmy]

Christ almighty, the World Heavyweight champion is a Leperchaun.

[6to1]

and the leperchaun looks almost as tall.

[ClockShot]

God this is boring. Thank god Captain Jack is on right now on USA.

[korinkahn]

What was the between the leg thing..

[St. Jimmy]

Bats is showing the ringrust... Clearly.

[Blitz]

I"ve been Jimmy'd

[D Mac]

Yeah that sucked

[D Mac]

So will Cena win tonight?

[Jaton]

Is JBL fully retired from wrestling, or is he just substituting while he's injured and SD is minus another commentator?

Also, is anyone else watching this in HD? I'd say it's worse than watching it normal.

[St. Jimmy]

God, please don't let any of the other SS besides Ken speak.

[ClockShot]

DX PSA!

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO.

[McLegend]

He might win by a DQ or something, but he is not winning the belt.

[korinkahn]

FUNNY!

[D Mac]

LOL Jay Leno I just noticed that :lol:

[Blitz]

This is dumb.

[St. Jimmy]

That was 3 shades of lame. I miss USA.

[D Mac]

LMAO.




That was 3 shades of lame. I miss USA.


:shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

Now that I think about it, what the hell does USA have on tonight that this couldn't have been on there? Hell, if it wasn't for that retarded contract I bet this would be on FOX and be 20 times better.

[korinkahn]

X Men on NBC

[ClockShot]

Heroes on Monday. If this is good, Vinnie Mac is gonna lose some viewers.

[St. Jimmy]

At the beginning i was laughing... until they said "bottoms and rear". Then i was thinking "this is funny, wcw funny".

[ClockShot]

Now that I think about it, what the hell does USA have on tonight that this couldn't have been on there? Hell, if it wasn't for that retarded contract I bet this would be on FOX and be 20 times better.

Pirates of Carribean is on right now on USA. Smackdown on UPN now.

[The Greater Power]

Mark Henry got legit hurt I believe

[D Mac]

Oh NO...

[St. Jimmy]

Mark Henry got legit hurt I believe

Karma's a bitch. :love:

[D Mac]

I don't need to see this, I got porn

[St. Jimmy]

Oh awesome! We don't have to watch the Diva crap?

[korinkahn]

Sexy Johnny!:drool:

[D Mac]

Millena has a nice body but she is ugly in the face IMO

[St. Jimmy]

Is Melina taller than Mysterio?.. LOL.

[ClockShot]

So when is trish on her way out?

[Azriel]

Well, I guess i didn't miss anything really worthwhile

[D Mac]

Sexy Johnny!:drool:

:shifty: DATS NOT COOL

[St. Jimmy]

Trish looks... Odd...

[Blitz]

Oh shit, Melina stole Umaga's finish....

[D Mac]

She looks fine to me.

[korinkahn]

:shifty: DATS NOT COOL

I am gay you know, seriously

[Blitz]

Carlito is the man.

[D Mac]

this has sucked so far

[korinkahn]

Trish's Air Canada vs. Akeem's Air Africa

[Blitz]

I am gay you know, seriously
You've mistaken us for people who might care.

[Blitz]

Waht is the main event tonight?

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO! The Mac guy!

[Azriel]

That match was pretty quick. Hopefully the elimination match will be good

[ClockShot]

Elimination Chamber Jr. is next......

Cancel this A.S.A.P. Ebersol.

[St. Jimmy]

Cena/Edge is the ME

[D Mac]

Waht is the main event tonight?

Cena/Edge?

[St. Jimmy]

This show has sucked ass so far, I'm really dissapointed.

[korinkahn]

You've mistaken us for people who might care.
just saying is all

[Extreme Angle]

henry got legit injured?
what happened?
i dozed off in the match :)

[Blitz]

LOL sign guy stole my sign.

[korinkahn]

Von Eric gets RKO'ed

[D Mac]

UGH

[St. Jimmy]

This will probably be Match of the Night

[St. Jimmy]

spirit fingers.

[D Mac]

K

Gonna go drink now

by

[Blitz]

LOL

[St. Jimmy]

Air Horn. Nice.

[Azriel]

Already down to 2-4. Where's Vince?

[St. Jimmy]

I'm starting to become a real Edge mark. It's interesting.

[Blitz]

Snakes On A Plane :love:

[St. Jimmy]

SNAKES. ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!

[ClockShot]

SNAKES. ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!

:y:

[St. Jimmy]

o_O WTF WAS THAT?!

[Azriel]

2 versus 3 now

[St. Jimmy]

Vince. Chair. Ow.

[ClockShot]

Ah. There's the Chair-man now.

[St. Jimmy]

JR is murdering this match.

[St. Jimmy]

This match has to go to atleast 9:15... there's no way Edge can pull Cena through a 55 minute match.

[ClockShot]

So. We got an hour to fill. Bull Riding, Edge/Cena. What else?

[Azriel]

Clean sweep

[St. Jimmy]

i think the Bull Riding with take up about 10 mins. Edge and Cena can go 40 Mins.

[Azriel]

Isn't Sabu supposed to have a match tonight?

[St. Jimmy]

OH YEAH. There you go AZ. I knew I forgot something.

[St. Jimmy]

what? They turned that movie into a show... and they let GARY star in it?

[ClockShot]

Sabu. Maybe this will save tonight.

[korinkahn]

what a ugly man

[St. Jimmy]

KAHLIMAD. KAHLISMASH.

[ClockShot]

Now. Have Khali and Umaga get into a feud. BUT.....Duct tape their mouths and have the managers talk.

[St. Jimmy]

WWECWCW CHAMPION?!

[korinkahn]

Great Big show entrance music

[St. Jimmy]

Woohoohoo. *sigh* this is going to lead to Wrestlecrap.

[JT]

How often do you see someone bigger than Big Show in the ring?

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. "I'm here to put you over". That's genius.

[AJHayes]

JBL is gold.

And beer is making this show a lot better.

For some reason I'm marking out for the Big Show.

[Blitz]

Lost all interest in this show, tbh.

[St. Jimmy]

Me too, I'm finding Show entertaining.

[AJHayes]

Ooh... Nice. Glad the Undertaker got put down.

[AJHayes]

I'm curious if a hoss tag team of Show and Khali would work. Obviously, Khali needs to learn some more moves... But, if you were to put them as pure power, they would be able to give any tag title a good deal of value.

For example "We beat the biggest men in wrestling. The two of us took down a team who weighed in at half a ton." Think about that one.

[St. Jimmy]

If the GAB was coming to me free, and nothing else was on, I still wouldn't watch it.

[Azriel]

So, I guess we have to wait till SD to hear what a Punjabi Prison match is

[St. Jimmy]

I'm curious if a hoss tag team of Show and Khali would work. Obviously, Khali needs to learn some more moves... But, if you were to put them as pure power, they would be able to give any tag title a good deal of value.

For example "We beat the biggest men in wrestling. The two of us took down a team who weighed in at half a ton." Think about that one.

Kane/Taker vs. Show/Kahli... it's Vince's wet-dream.

[AJHayes]

So, I guess we have to wait till SD to hear what a Punjabi Prison match is

I'm going to guess that its similar to Steiners Asylum. Just a random guess.

[Azriel]

So, what was the gist of the Hogan/Orton promo?

[St. Jimmy]

Todd! *mark out*

[St. Jimmy]

Hogan/Orton was just the challenge, making Orton/Hogan at SummerSlam official.

[St. Jimmy]

WHAT! TAKER ON ECW?! FUCK THIS.

[ClockShot]

You didn't miss anything Az.

[St. Jimmy]

Son of a Bitch.... Fuck vince. Let's just completely shit all over ECW.

[St. Jimmy]

SABU vs STEVIE! Match of the Night.

[ClockShot]

"FREE VAN DAM"

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. The table broke.

[Vazz]

Guess ECW will never just have ecw wrestlers. :nono:

[ClockShot]

NO!

[St. Jimmy]

... sure, let's make Joey plug Brooke's album.... Fuck this.

[St. Jimmy]

She's a fatass.

[AJHayes]

Brooke Hogan makes me want to slaughter the population of a small African country..


Or at least throw something.

[korinkahn]

Perfection

[Azriel]

Technically, isn't her name Brooke Bolea? :lol:

[korinkahn]

Do they think wrestling fans will buy her album?

[St. Jimmy]

I would sincerly mark out for a Orton promo where he's taking a dump into a bag with brooke's cd in it.

[St. Jimmy]

RKO ON THE CAR! FUCK YES!

[Blitz]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[D Mac]

ORTON ORTON

[zdmay]

So, that was what Orton was planning.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>What a let-down this show has been.

Two matches that could have been mildly entertaining (DX/Squad, Sabu/Stevie) end up being one-sided squash jobs.

The only way this show can get worse is if Cena wins the belt back (which could happen since WWE would think it would "appeal" to the large NBC audience</font> :roll:

[St. Jimmy]

That was pretty :lol:

[korinkahn]

Niceness

[D Mac]

She's a fatass.

I would fuck her

[AJHayes]

As much as I hate Orton (non storyline reasons) that was a sweet ass spot.

[St. Jimmy]

I mark out for the Chopwizard.

[korinkahn]

I would fuck her

Make love with

[The Answer]

Hogan looks in better shape, what an RKO by Orton :y: :lol:

[AJHayes]

Make love with

Brutally sodomize?

[Azriel]

I'd bang her, no questions asked.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Who won the DX / SS match?

[Batsu]

That was THE BEST RKO in HISTORY. Even better than the Chokeslam Counter RKO.

[St. Jimmy]

Todd has the greatest job in the world.

[AJHayes]

Thank Norris that we have a diva search segment. I need more beer.

[D Mac]

STFU JR

[The Answer]

Who won the DX / SS match?

DX 5-0 in pins, SCM on Mcmahon into the cell as well

[D Mac]

Thank Norris that we have a diva search segment. I need more beer.


I got Corona, Rolling Rock or Bud. What's your pleasure?

[St. Jimmy]

Fuck brooke. Bring me Michelle McCool.

[D Mac]

LOL I've always liked Victoria

[St. Jimmy]

lmao! victoria looks retarded. (i'll take a Rolling Rock)

[ClockShot]

Nice RKO spot.

Give me the controls to that bull.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

DX 5-0 in pins, SCM on Mcmahon into the cell as well

What cell?

Also, did Spirit Squad get any good offense or anything? Or was it just a squash?

[D Mac]

Was'nt McCool's theme Torrie Wilson's former theme?

[Azriel]

I thought they were supposed to wear bikinis?

[AJHayes]

I got Corona, Rolling Rock or Bud. What's your pleasure?

I'm drinking Steel Reserve tonight. High Octane.

I use Miller High Life as a spacer beer. :)

[ClockShot]

Ok gentlemen. In the words of Tony Kornheiser: "WHO YA GOT?!" Cena or Edge?

[St. Jimmy]

This is NBC. The Bikini's got nixed.

[Azriel]

Noticed that too Diesel

[D Mac]

lmao! victoria looks retarded. (i'll take a Rolling Rock)

Yeah it's a good brew

[St. Jimmy]

Edge until SummerSlam. That's my pick.

[korinkahn]

I hustle with loyalty and respect

[The Answer]

What cell?

Also, did Spirit Squad get any good offense or anything? Or was it just a squash?

Well after each guy was eliminated he was put into a cell like in the EC match but the cell is bigger, like a jail cell( 6 people were in there, squad plus mcmahon). Squad got some offense in when Mcmahon hit HBK with a chair but besides that it was all DX with pedigree's,spin busters and SCM's

[D Mac]

What cell?

Also, did Spirit Squad get any good offense or anything? Or was it just a squash?

A "mini Cell" for whoever gets pinned. Yeah, Squad got a few licks in but it was all DX basically.

[AJHayes]

I'm hoping like hell that Edge wins. I'm a total Edge-Head. (roflchoptar)

[St. Jimmy]

I've been wondering, are we going to get a HITC this year, or what?

[D Mac]

It will be a DQ or some shit.

[korinkahn]

Cena is money!

[D Mac]

Cena needs to change that enterance theme if he wants to get away from the rapper gimmick.

[St. Jimmy]

*John Cena salutes my wang* HOORAH.

[St. Jimmy]

Here comes the man.... Edge is gold.

[D Mac]

Lita's lookin good lately

[korinkahn]

Cena has nice lips

[6to1]

so when is wwe going to get rid of that spining belt?

[Azriel]

Ok, bikinis get nixed, yet Lita is allowed to wear that

[St. Jimmy]

Did Edge just get a better pop than Cena?

[D Mac]

so when is wwe going to get rid of that spining belt?

:y:

[St. Jimmy]

so when is wwe going to get rid of that spining belt?

Whenever Trips wants it.

[St. Jimmy]

BOTCH! *DRINK*

[St. Jimmy]

I wonder if that was because of the new ropes?

[ClockShot]

YES! DUELING FIST FIGHT!

[D Mac]

BOO YEA BOOO YEA

:lol:

[ClockShot]

WOW! Thanks Lita.

[D Mac]

Peoples Elbow>5 Knuckle Shuffle

[D Mac]

DQ I knew it

[ClockShot]

YES!

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. Beautiful way to ruin a good match.

[Batsu]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cena won, but he lost.

[St. Jimmy]

Edge is the man. =D

[St. Jimmy]

of course it's the ECW table... =/

[D Mac]

What a terrible show. It was basically to premote the WWE shows.

[St. Jimmy]

I hope joey goes "OH MY GOD"

[D Mac]

What a sore loser.

[St. Jimmy]

... *yawn* why did I watch this?

[zdmay]

That was a great FU.

[ClockShot]

Cancel this A.S.A.P. Ebersol.

[Azriel]

Yeah, the show sucked