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BigDaddyCool
07-16-2006, 09:05 PM
Let's see we got:
Kurt Angle - the wrestling machine
Chris Beniot - the wolverine machine
Kane - the big red machine
Rhino - the war machine
Taz - the human suplex machine
Somoa Joe - the somoan submission machine

um, who am I missing?
McLegend
07-16-2006, 09:25 PM
Woverine machine? When was he called that?
Xero
07-16-2006, 09:25 PM
Umaga - The Samoan Bulldosssser

Yes, a Bulldozer is a machine.
Kane Knight
07-16-2006, 09:27 PM
And he was the Samoan Smashing Machine.
Skippord
07-16-2006, 09:28 PM
Woverine machine? When was he called that?
JR did
Xero
07-16-2006, 09:34 PM
JR called The Spirit Squad DX on SNME, anything he says is nonsense.
Pinnacle Charisma
07-16-2006, 09:35 PM
JR did


Yer but knowing JR he just got confused between Benoit's nick name and Angle's nick
Kane Knight
07-16-2006, 09:38 PM
JR called The Spirit Squad DX on SNME, anything he says is nonsense.

I think he called the Pedigree a Spinebuster, too. He then yelled at Styles to get off his lawn.
BigDaddyCool
07-16-2006, 10:47 PM
Umaga - The Samoan Bulldosssser

Yes, a Bulldozer is a machine.

Yeah, I was thinking about that one.
Innovator
07-16-2006, 10:50 PM
Austin Aries was called the Wrestling Machine in 2005
Kane Knight
07-16-2006, 10:56 PM
Lita was the STD machine and the human botch machine.
Xero
07-16-2006, 11:03 PM
Lita was the STD machine and the human botch machine.
Lita's an STD Factory KK. They've got crabs working reception for God's sake.
My Final Heaven
07-16-2006, 11:04 PM
Wasn't Danny / Doug Basham's nickname "Machine" in OVW? Also, once they stuck Andre the Giant under a mask & named him Giant Machine.
Dorkchop
07-16-2006, 11:43 PM
Val Venis is the ultimate job machine.
Kane Knight
07-16-2006, 11:53 PM
Dorkchop just reminded me of Vis. 500 lb love machine.
What Would Kevin Do?
07-17-2006, 12:56 AM
Actually, I think Brock was called the wrestling machine in Japan too.
Dorkchop
07-17-2006, 01:08 AM
Wasn't Rhyno called the War Machine sometimes?

I'm still waiting for someone to be a "Man Machine". Knowing WWE, it's already in the works. And he'll most likely be so unintentionally gay.
St. Jimmy
07-17-2006, 07:27 AM
I'm still waiting for someone to be a "Man Machine". Knowing WWE, it's already in the works. And he'll most likely be so unintentionally gay.

Don't make fun of Conway! :rant:
Afterlife
07-17-2006, 08:13 AM
Don't forget the Dean Machine.
What Would Kevin Do?
07-17-2006, 09:28 AM
Oh yeah, there was a wrestler in Japan called Super Strong Machine.

And just "THe Machine" which I believe was a masked Andre the Giant.
Loose Cannon
07-17-2006, 09:48 AM
Giant (Andre) Super (Ax) and Big (BlackJack Mulligan) Machine
BigDaddyCool
07-17-2006, 09:29 PM
Wasn't Rhyno called the War Machine sometimes?

He still is, in fact I mentioned that at the very top of this thread.
Dorkchop
07-17-2006, 09:48 PM
God damn I'm stupid.
BigDaddyCool
07-17-2006, 10:49 PM
God damn I'm stupid.

Hey, no one ever accused you of being smart.
Favre4Ever
07-18-2006, 12:38 PM
Viscera: Love Machine
Kane Knight
07-18-2006, 12:56 PM
Dorkchop just reminded me of Vis. 500 lb love machine.
Nark Order
07-18-2006, 05:23 PM
Vince = Genetic Jackhammer

A jackhammer is infact a machine.
KingofOldSchool
07-18-2006, 05:38 PM
Giant (Andre) Super (Ax) and Big (BlackJack Mulligan) Machine

Don't forget Hulk Machine.